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Today, I was watching Jersey Shore, when one of the girls said "I hate eating lobsters... they're alive when you kill them!!" I began to wonder what ISN'T alive when you kill it... MLIA.

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[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Today, somebody missed the obvious. It was OP, hitting the submit button.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Today, this has happened a lot.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 10 months ago

Today, I was masturbating to Jersey Shore. One of the girls said "I hate eating lobster, they taste terrible and you have to kill them while you cook them." I cam at the word Kill. MLIA

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You cam, huh? How exactly does one cam?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Cam 5...steady...and, ACTION!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cam

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ohhh *is now enlightened*

[ - ] darrenc101Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Jersey Shore better not become a trend or I will suffocate myself. MLICloseToEnding

[ - ] tmdngsGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

your mother's vag

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Their mother is a man

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate op.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Ahhh... I'm going to take it easy and relax with some Curb Your Enthusiasm I think... I'm so glad I get to sleep in tomorrow! I'm exhausted.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Today, I commented on an MLIA. The OP said that they wondered what ISN'T alive when you kill it...I wondered what OP isn't alive when we kill it. MLIACommenters

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I had to read that too many times.. *falls asleep at keyboard*

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Kicks*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*falls out of chair*

[ - ] IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*eyes open big* we got a corpse over here.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*pats Lava on head* It's okay...

[ - ] My_Incense_Lives_ForeverGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

OPs. They have to have a life in the first place TO kill them.

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Whoa. My first submitted story is only 20,000 posts away from this one! Can't wait. Hehe.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mehh, goodnight.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And It's a legitimate excuse. They are alive when you COOK them...which I'm sure is what the jersey chick meant.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Someone is using logic!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*bows* I do what I do....

[ - ] gneissisniceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Also, they're alive when YOU kill them. Most people don't kill their own food, they buy it from the supermarket, but you actually see the lobster alive and then kill it.

[ - ] mustangave07Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

zombies aren't alive when you kill them

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

They were to bein with

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*begin

[ - ] AlexRGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

but they weren't classified as a zombie while alive.

[ - ] alexxxxxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[ - ] alexxxxxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[ - ] TheRealChuckNorrisGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Umm... Zombies. Duh.

[ - ] iKit5Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When I saw that episode, I thought the exact same thing. My whole family laughed at her stupidity. Now we shall laugh at the OP.

[ - ] singerstar960Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Maybe... Zombies?

[ - ] nobodykjeldGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I agree, think it are zombies

[ - ] NoisheGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Maybe...Rocks? [lame attempt at humor]

[ - ] ianfabsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i like jersey sore my fave show in the world

[ - ] Nakedwarrior2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I hate jersey shore, everyone is just so stupid

[ - ] ianfabsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

when snookie said that she ment they were alive when they cooked it in boiling water unlike other food that is alreday dea when you cook it!

[ - ] ItalianPrincess730Good: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago

zombies

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