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Today my sister bought fruit and told me that I could not touch it because she would know if I did. I stole her pineapple and replaced it with a different one. She'll never know. MLIA

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[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

GASP. You ev il, evil boy/girl/morethanlikely-it.

[ - ] gusto5Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

She knows because you made an MLIA thread about it.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Huh?

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You're a really crappy sibling/human being

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yummm... Bubble tea!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

She poisoned it. You will soon be dead, and then she'll know.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

.. A very smart sister.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And cynical.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mmmm I love pineapple, but, it's so hard to get into.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's why smoothies and fruit ices exist.

[ - ] highhoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*but its so hard to get in to" **thats what he said**

[ - ] iamanafricanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I saw you take it

[ - ] highhoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

what did you do the with pineapple you stole?

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're so bloody rebellious, OP.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A bit too rebellious if you ask me.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sex is ALWAYS the solution.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*sexes*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Especially in family matters.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oooh. Naughty.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hello, friends.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Howdy partner.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*says something cowboy like*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeYou.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeYouMore.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeTalkingLikeThis.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeTalkingLikeThisMore.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iThinkYouLie.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iThinkYouBrokeTheChain.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! (Now what huh?) *tries to be intimidating*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*IS intimidating*

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*puts intimidating pants on* Yeah, lets see people mess with me now.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*messes*

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*rips off pants and runs away*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikemethemostoutofallofyou<3

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeHowYoureSoSweet.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeYourFace.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikehowyouthinkI'mSoSweetandthereforeIthinkyou'reSweeTo

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iDidmeantosaySwee

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeThatYouThinkI'mSweeandiLikeFishesGenitals

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iThinkthat'sJustStrange

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeTheFactYouLikeFishGenitals.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iThinkSeeingAsTheyLikeMyFaceThatIt'sThePoliteThingToDo.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

iLikeTheWayYouThink.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

WAFFLES! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 *tackle hugs* <33333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

TUF!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 *super hugs* How you going?

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

'sup, dawg.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*says something gangsta*

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*say something equally gangsta*

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*nods in approval, then poses*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mmmmmmkay folks, gotta go now! Love y'all! <3

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Toodles <3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Toodelo! <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodbyes <3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm in here now.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*party starts*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Goodnights everyone! <333

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Toodles <3

[ - ] scarrletforeverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bye person!!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Reply fail?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Why the hell didn't you just buy your own damn pineapple if you were just going to replace it?

[ - ] LuzthemooseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why didn't you just eat the one you bought? xD

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I just said that.

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

T.I.Y.D.G.C.R.E.W.S.O.P. Make summin out of that!! :D

[ - ] EragonvsharryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

she will know if she reads this :P

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