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Today my sister bought fruit and told me that I could not touch it because she would know if I did. I stole her pineapple and replaced it with a different one. She'll never know. MLIA
#1252186 Comments: 67 Vote: average 4175meh 530Share 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
GASP. You ev il, evil boy/girl/morethanlikely-it.
 
[ - ]  gusto5Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
She knows because you made an MLIA thread about it.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Huh?
 
[ - ]  OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
You're a really crappy sibling/human being
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Yummm... Bubble tea!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
She poisoned it. You will soon be dead, and then she'll know.
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
.. A very smart sister.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
And cynical.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Mmmm I love pineapple, but, it's so hard to get into.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That's why smoothies and fruit ices exist.
 
[ - ]  highhoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
*but its so hard to get in to" **thats what he said**
 
[ - ]  iamanafricanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I saw you take it
 
[ - ]  highhoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
what did you do the with pineapple you stole?
 
[ - ]  iEmilyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
You're so bloody rebellious, OP.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
A bit too rebellious if you ask me.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Sex is ALWAYS the solution.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*sexes*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
;3
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Especially in family matters.
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Oooh. Naughty.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello, friends.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Howdy partner.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*says something cowboy like*
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeYou.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeYouMore.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeTalkingLikeThis.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeTalkingLikeThisMore.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iThinkYouLie.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iThinkYouBrokeTheChain.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! (Now what huh?) *tries to be intimidating*
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*IS intimidating*
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*puts intimidating pants on* Yeah, lets see people mess with me now.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*messes*
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*rips off pants and runs away*
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikemethemostoutofallofyou<3
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeHowYoureSoSweet.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeYourFace.
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikehowyouthinkI'mSoSweetandthereforeIthinkyou'reSweeTo
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iDidmeantosaySwee
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeThatYouThinkI'mSweeandiLikeFishesGenitals
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iThinkthat'sJustStrange
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeTheFactYouLikeFishGenitals.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iThinkSeeingAsTheyLikeMyFaceThatIt'sThePoliteThingToDo.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
iLikeTheWayYouThink.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
WAFFLES! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 *tackle hugs* <33333333333333333333333333333
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
TUF!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 *super hugs* How you going?
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
'sup, dawg.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*says something gangsta*
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*say something equally gangsta*
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*nods in approval, then poses*
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Mmmmmmkay folks, gotta go now! Love y'all! <3
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Toodles <3
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Toodelo! <3
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodbyes <3
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I'm in here now.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
*party starts*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Goodnights everyone! <333
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Toodles <3
 
[ - ]  scarrletforeverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Bye person!!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Reply fail?
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Why the hell didn't you just buy your own damn pineapple if you were just going to replace it?
 
[ - ]  LuzthemooseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why didn't you just eat the one you bought? xD
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I just said that.
 
[ - ]  MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
T.I.Y.D.G.C.R.E.W.S.O.P. Make summin out of that!! :D
 
[ - ]  EragonvsharryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
she will know if she reads this :P
 

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