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Today, I lost my purity ring. Later, I found it in my pants. MLIA

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[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Hmm no cliches at least.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What's a purity ring?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sarcasm? Or serious?

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Serious... I'm embarrassed now.

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's a ring that you wear as a promise to yourself to not have sex until you get married. Though you don't need one to not have sex till marriage.

[ - ] bluesky42Good: 15Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Wow, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this may be actual irony. And without even an obligatory "I laughed at the irony." I never thought I'd see the day.

[ - ] flirtygrl247365Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

My thoughts exactly, Blue. And, yes, this is actual irony.

[ - ] unclewaldoGood: 27Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

Today, I lost my purity ring. Soon after, I became an unstoppable sex machine. MLIA

[ - ] NoisheGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Today, I lost my purity ring. Soon after, I was kicked out of the Jonas Brothers.MLIA

[ - ] OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 8Bad: 81 year, 10 months ago

That's really, really skanky

[ - ] vaporsGood: 5Bad: 101 year, 10 months ago

God is crying because you touch yourself at night.

[ - ] sexymama10Good: 19Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

today, I lost my purity ring and found it in my boyfriends pants..

[ - ] ILuvPercyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

This is just weird. But at least you are honest about it.

[ - ] w_haleighGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I lost my purity ring once. It went down the drain. my dad got me another one later.

[ - ] XXNightmarexTracerXXGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

oh the irony.

[ - ] ihuggiantteddybearsGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[ - ] easilyamused47Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That made me laugh XD

[ - ] rebornofthecourtGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh wow. That made me laugh. I'm almost tempted to post this as my status on fb... but that might give my church friends the wrong idea about me.

[ - ] pineeapplesmoothieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

hahaa funny! but i noticed that most people with purity rings end up having sex anyway......

[ - ] artisticalannaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hahah it's true...but not in a sketchy way. I put it in my pocket so that it wouldn't get covered in paint.

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