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Today we were in the computer lab for class. We were supposed to be working on a project in partners, but my friend left me to do all the work, while she spent the time talking with her boyfriend. She then left the classroom to go the bathroom. For the five minutes she was gone, I managed to fill her desktop with 1365 folders labelled "lesbian porn". She didn't know the folders were empty, and neither did our teacher. I win. MLIA.
#1251997 Comments: 17 Vote: average 4859meh 478Share 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
I have a headache. Fuck my life.
 
[ - ]  MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
....What?
 
[ - ]  HeedlessGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago
Yeah thats so average! I mean, everybody creates lesbian porn folders on their friends' computers...
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I do it all the time. I also do your dad all the time. (I can't say mum or that'd just be weird. xD)
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
HOLY FUCKING TUFFYKINS! THERE IS MORE PEOPLE HERE! :D
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Why didn't they show up on the last post?!?!?!
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Because they are penis heads. Mwahaha.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
They are.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I know they are. Otherwise I wouldn't have said it. :3
 
[ - ]  MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Hello! :)
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
Yo, wassup my homie G? (Ohmygod, I actually said that to someone today. It was AH-MAZING; 'case you were wondering, I put the "ZING" in amazing.)
 
[ - ]  MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Haha, of course you do! I'm not doing great. :( but that could be because I have school in 7 minutes.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
Ohnoes! I have no school 'til Tuesday. ~Yay.. BUT SERIOUSLY. FUCK THE SCHOOL KIDS LIVES. ._. WHO THE FUCK INVENTED SCHOOL!? WHO EVER INVENTED IT I WILL FIND THEM AND I WILL SPIT ON THEIR GRAVE! D:< /rage;rant.
 
[ - ]  OodlesOfPoodlesGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 10 months ago
You're a shit friend
 
[ - ]  RawPotatoesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
I believe the more proper use of words would be "You're a shitty friend". Unless OP is into that 2 Girls 1 Cup thing.. O_o
 
[ - ]  phoebala1207Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
That's not very nice..
 
[ - ]  mikied12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
..wow. You should win a best friend ever award, really.
 

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