MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have sex with your sister.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have sex with your toilet.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I have sex with your sister on your toilet.

[ - ] ProceedGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I have sex with your father on your sister on your toilet.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The jokes on you, I have two mothers!

[ - ] ProceedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My dad had sex with a goat and had me. No wonder my nose is so fucked up..

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

You're the cumshot he wished he had missed.

[ - ] ProceedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Your meanie words won't hurt me!...*weeps*

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

-points at Proceed and laughs-

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The old time-y language is not making the OP sound any smarter.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 10 months ago

"Old-time-y language"? Do you live in the year 5890?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

That hasn't even occured yet.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No shit.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I meant his/her way of speaking. "Thus" really isn't being used correctly and I've only ever heard "Upon hearing this" in essays.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Thus is not used correctly, that is true, but I have heard both expressions frequently. I use them myself as well. It might depend on where you live.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I used them frequently too, in formal writing though.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

A.N.M.H.U.T.V.D.R.B.B.P.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Aunt Ninny Made Her Uterus Take Viagra Daily. Remember; Big Boobs Pop.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And nothing makes happy unicorns throw vaccums dripping random blood but penises...

[ - ] copycatterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

A nude monkey hated unicorns tripping very downward. Really big beasts pee. (Ah mines terrible)

[ - ] jaybabyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Although nodding makes horny unusually the virgins dropped red blood back pass.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

As Nanny Mc Hanky undresses Timothy... "VAGINA? Do red boobs bounce?" "Probably."

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Lawl, Nanny McHanky...

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

While your pants are down...

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dibs on peeing in your mouth first...

[ - ] jaybabyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Too bad your sister doesn't love you...

[ - ] copycatterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP and their sister are gross.

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think normal people flush the disinfectant down the toilet before peeing in it. But maybe it's just me.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Pee is sterile, therefore disinfecting toilets is moot.

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

LOL. You DO wash your hands after peeing though, right?

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Right. Of course. Psh, duh. ...

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Good. I was slightly worried at first.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

After I pee I dip my arms in caracine, light it, then fist fuck a goat...

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sorry, that's not very average.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Speak for yourself garagesale.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It is safe to drink though. You know, if you're ever desperate.

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

After distillation, I assume?

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Not necessarily, it's already sterile. It just might taste funny.

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Mmmmm. I'll remember that the next time I'm stranded in a desert.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That would a be a good place to remember it.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Did you know, that if you were stranded in a desert with someone else, it would actually be healthier for you to drink their pee, and they yours.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Why is that?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Well, pee is just what your body totally rejects. So, your body has already said no to your own pee, so your going to drink it and it'll go straight back out, nothing healthy in it or anything, but if you drink someone else's pee, you might pick up nutrients or something that their body didn't pick up, or didn't need...

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That actually makes a lot of sense. Good to know. Thank you.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I think I may have possibly saved your life. :P

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*AHEM* You poop in toilets too. Don't deny it. Everybody poops.

[ - ] jaybabyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Who says "thus meaning" anyways?

[ - ] LightsleiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I fucking do, Deal with it!

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

It's not grammatically correct if used that way.

[ - ] jaybabyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Grammer mistakes make my head hurt. >.<

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Do spelling mistakes also make your head hurt?

[ - ] jaybabyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I also didn't realize that I made one. My bad. *Grammar

[ - ] Barista13Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm so happy that these days pissing in a toilet of blue water is considered adequate entertainment.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Grass?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

W.M.I.C.T.S.A.H.I.Y.V.T.F.A.C

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Wow Mom, I Can Totally See A Hobo Inside Your Vagina. Time For A Cleaning!

[ - ] PoopForMeAndYouGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

White Molesters Itching Children Take Sex Afar. How Is Your Vag? Try Fucking A Crab.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Why must I count the sauce as happy? If your vagina talks, fuck a car.

[ - ] jaybabyGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Why must Ichabod cranky teach? "Shit always happy" I yelled. Vagina treats fucking ass... cock?

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Why make iguanas cause tramatic siezures at Hilary's igloo. Your van taps fat ass chicks.

[ - ] RhymingFoolGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

What Made It Come That Soon?! A Humping, Icy Yarn Vag Tasted Fucking Awesome! Cupbutt.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

"WIM MIM!" I chanted, "The socks are heavily intimate! Yes! Venture thus far, and conquer!"

[ - ] LightsleiGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Today I made passionate love to my sister. MLIIncest. Die OP.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

A.I.W.W.T.S.A.G.N.I.H.H.H

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

All I Wanted Was To Screw A Goat. Now I Have Herpes. Huzzah!

[ - ] ProceedGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Aaron Inhales women's wipes. Tits sag. Ass grapes. No, I hate him. Hell.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Woman's wipes?! WTF! Haha...

[ - ] ProceedGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

You know, for their shit.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Shit wipes.

[ - ] PickOfDestinyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

And I wait while the surgery awaits going near it. His hemroid. Hell!!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Dog gone it, I was still on that other post :/

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

That's okay, you didn't miss much.

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Maggishly's right. I've been gone for a few posts and they're all just as stupid as before.

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, I did, however, have an interesting conversation about pee. But I think you already saw that.

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I saw that. Good information to know if you're ever stranded with nothing to drink.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

The life of the wife is ended by the knife.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

The rat was on the mat in the mouth of a cat.

[ - ] TheShadowThiefGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*Says in British accent*

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Thus meaning? Well, I guess that's better than proceeded. But still, just wow. And ewh, who pees in a toilet?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Scurvy pirates, thats who don't,

[ - ] iamanafricanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*yawn*

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Reading that made me yawn. Damn you.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And they're like it's better than yours.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Bieber brings all the girls to his yard, and they're like, "Can you even get hard?"

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He'd need to buy a dick to do that.

[ - ] TheShadowThiefGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Ahahaha

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Fuck this, it's late. I'm going to sleep.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

'night.

[ - ] TheShadowThiefGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

It's never too late.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Where is everyone?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Hiding. They don't like them half-llama, half-fish people. Gives them the hebejeebies.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I don't bite... Hard.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

This post is still here? Jesus Christ.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

TUF! :D

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

LLAMA BAYBAY! <3 How's my sexay beatch goin'? <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I am awesome right now, just had a nap.<3 How is you? <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I is pretty good. It's really muggy over here. D: So I feel all icky. ;-;

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

:O I hate that, you always feel like having a shower.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I know! I'm glad I don't have training today.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

That's lucky. :D

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Blue + yellow = green.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

No shit, Sherlock.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Sherlock looks so much like shamrock. I miss St. Patrick's Day already. :(

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm going to a birthday/St. Paddy's day party on Saturday :P

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, I'm jealous. I'd have a St. Paddy's themed birthday party for myself but my birthday isn't close enough.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Funnily enough, it's a joint party for my Uncle Patrick and Auntie Patricia. Original, I know.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Oh, my god. That is awesome.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Eh, I have to go. Be back later! Hopefully.. Kthxbai. <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Bye TUF! <3

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

:( I don't wanna get outta bed

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

NOTTY! Stay in bed, it's better for you.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I would, but I have to go to school in 30 minutes.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

School is silly, all you do is learn and stuff.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Psshht, hu neds skwl???

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

i knw 1ts a wste.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Ugh, I can't find any school shirts D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Sorry. *gives back skirts*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*points out it says 'shirts' not 'skirts'*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Whoops my bad.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Only 'cause I'm in it.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

MAO! <3 I wish...

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

He, he. I was up an hour ago

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I woke up 20 minutes ago, but my eyes refused to stay up until just before.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Apparently drunk-me hasn't the skill of setting an alarm clock. I only got 3 lessons today, it's all good.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

*giggles* silly mao :P did you have fun doing whatever you did last night to get drunk, though? I'll be amazed if you can make sense of this sentence. sorry, I'm still kinda half asleep.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Aye, you have a nice day now.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

D: I can't find my PE kit! Oh well, toodles <3

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

-Throws a late night party at the bottom-

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*parties*

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Hullo~ -throws confetti-

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I brought a bucket.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

School makes me miss parties now?!

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Only small, bottom of the page parties. It's okay, we'll throw more. =]

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

*throws more cinderblocks at seagulls*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

New post.

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

New post added to!

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

I just woke up :D Dude. On a scale of 1-10, how nerdy am I for roleplaying in a HP rp site for like 2 years?

[ - ] ProverbialSunriseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Today, I read a really stupid story on MLIA, I thought it said "thus moaning" and didn't realize it was "thus meaning" until I had finished reading the post. MLIAwakeTooEarly

[ - ] percussionchica18Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol my mom did that too, about 2 months ago and some of it still hasnt gone away and we had it during the superbowl and living in indianapolis basically means u cheer for the colts so i said our toilet water was cheering for the colts 2

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