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Yesterday, we were playing dodgeball in PE. One of the rules is if you hit someone in the face, they stay in and you're out. Since I'm no good at throwing, I was running around putting my face where the balls would hit it. My team won. MLIA

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[ - ] faerieGood: 20Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

/Faceball xD Way to take one for the team

[ - ] OrenjiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Faceball would be a more appropriate name for it! Points! Hooray for talk like a pirate day reference! I almost forgot until just now :)

[ - ] mycomputerisminisizedGood: 38Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Ye be the smart'st maytee in all the land!

[ - ] imajinethatGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

You + the OP FTW.

[ - ] whattheheckisMLIAGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Aye, indeed they be.

[ - ] MarudsGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Arrgh nice!

[ - ] callmecristinaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

that. is. incredible. xD

[ - ] DouglasPotitifryGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

o.O your face must hurt now.

[ - ] MLIbelowAGood: 30Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

"Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge." Also, that's using your head, OP!

[ - ] classiicalGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Ba dahm CH

[ - ] Samm101Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Ouchhh...

[ - ] BreannaeatscheeseGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

haha that makes me laugh!

[ - ] yourAVGjoeGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Arrrr that be what she said mate...

[ - ] Sunkissed18Good: 90Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Did anyone else laugh at "putting my face where the balls would hit it" No? Just me? Hmm. Oh, btw, ARGGGG

[ - ] christyflynnGood: 17Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Arg maytee, I be doin' the same as ye!

[ - ] Awesomeness1Good: 12Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Arg, I reckon I chuckled.

[ - ] mmaria1212Good: 8Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

T-Bag ftw.

[ - ] justagirlintheworldGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

I didn't see that. lmao. Arrr.....

[ - ] batmanismyboyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

hahaha good one

[ - ] jnoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Lmao

[ - ] JustUrAvrageGrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

ahhh why is everyone arging? i feel sooo left out!

[ - ] BurkhardtFlavoredGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Yeah, this one definitely made me have a "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" moment.

[ - ] wafflesvspancakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

disapprove of the arggg. Ninjas win. And the whole face/ball thing...yeah I laughed too

[ - ] PeezyGood: 14Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Aye, me face is a bit sore today. At least the balls be foam, and not rubber.

[ - ] MLIbelowAGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

That's what she said...

[ - ] l0lGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

LMFAO.

[ - ] yankeefanGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

I bet you liked those balls in your face

[ - ] PrincessOfLiesGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

if I didn't have glasses, that would probably have bee my tactic too. Oh, dodgeball, no matter how much i hate you, you gave me some of the funniest moments of my life... *flashbacks*

[ - ] ThatmsufanGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

*sighs* me too

[ - ] jenaznisaverageGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Hahahah genius.

[ - ] OneGyTGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

My classes always had that rule too, with the caveat that if it was clear you were deliberately moving your head to be hit, then you'd be out and the thrower would remain in.

[ - ] mmaria1212Good: 7Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

I used to do this. Everyone got mad at me, but my team was cracking up.

[ - ] mmaria1212Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

I'm trying to understand why everyone is commenting making pirate noises.

[ - ] FilipinoAndyGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

today is talk like a pirate day

[ - ] londonweirdoGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

hahahahahahahaaaaaa lmfaooo thats clever

[ - ] MuikeiGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

DUDE THATS AWESOME!! you have dedication! :D

[ - ] Clc18Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

What does ftw mean?

[ - ] MLIbelowAGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

for the win

[ - ] NeuroticIndecencyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

One Word: Ouch Dx

[ - ] candycanechildGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Freaking, AWESOME.

[ - ] x3jenGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

good strategy! i would have never thought of that

[ - ] YourAverageZebraGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Genius! =D

[ - ] pandamanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Very clever.

[ - ] batmanismyboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

way to take one for the team. *high five*

[ - ] BatGirl90Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

lmfao, way to take some balls to the face for your team matey.

[ - ] VKMGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

This is awesome.

[ - ] nickibaby64Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

"I was running around putting my face where the balls would hit it" lmaoo thats what she said!!!

[ - ] holymacaroniGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

dude, you're freakin' awesome! :D

[ - ] hoboishjoeishmeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

dang dude ur probably messed up now with all those balls in your face

[ - ] gabrielle96Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

OMG thats genius! LMAO! :D

[ - ] floopindoopGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

that was my team's tactic in dodgeball too!

[ - ] crowley1Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

sounds like you're awesome at taking balls to the face. :)

[ - ] DarksyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Did you have to do a 10 push-up start? o.o If so...I think we go to the same school! D=< ANSWER ME! NOW!

[ - ] wafflesvspancakesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

you win the cool kid of the month award! yay you!

[ - ] tjrox11Good: 0Bad: 42 years, 8 months ago

if u are a girl: wtf do u wanna mess up ur freakin face if u are a boy: wow never do that a gain if u do no girl will ever wanna date u

[ - ] LordVoldieLovesYouGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Has anyone said that's what she said yet?

[ - ] summerkiss09Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

haha no but i will: that's what she said!!!!!

[ - ] emzirlycoutureeeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

what does op mean? and ftw? i looked it up and cant find it.

[ - ] SirWilliamGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

OP=original post ftw= for the win

[ - ] pineappleforkGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

WIN.

[ - ] sojoyfullGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

omg you sacrificed your face!?! good on ya, mate!

[ - ] Sketch18Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I'm jealous. Dodgeball is banned in my school district

[ - ] FreakmanGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Way to use your head OP!

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