MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Clouds...obviously.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rolls eyes* like, DUH! *smacks gum obnoxiously*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...Please stop doing that.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Is ashamed and bakes forgiveness cookies*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All is forgiven if they have chocolate chips.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...Excuse me? I'm pretty sure they're not for you.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Excuse me? How am I supposed to forgive her then? I must have cookies.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm happy I'm not the only one getting annoyed by this.

[ - ] buttbackbreastfreeGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not possible--clouds are made from mashed potatoes, duh.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Not funny.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

..Harsh :/

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Yep. Get used to it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Hahahahahahahahahahha liek omgzzz dat waz liek da funiaersrdsoitatttt cmmnt eva!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!11!!!oneone.

[ - ] RandomBoxGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

please tell me you are just fucking around.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Sigh* It's like you don't know me at all. Oh wait, you're probably a n00b. Yes, I was 'just fucking around'.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought they were made from cotton candy.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The heads of OPs...

[ - ] gothmen7Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What does having a water purifier have to do with special shampoo?

[ - ] VanillaBearzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who is wondering this.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't wonder where they squeeze it from*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*will not pervert this*

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, go ahead.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*perverts* That was easy. *snickers*

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Ponders pervert-ness of the Easy Button*

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*will wish you had perverted that*

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*tries not to turn that into a sex joke*

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't care*

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry, but what's an OP?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Orange Platypus.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Octopus Party.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

An Orgasming Parrot.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*worships*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stands there awkwardly*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ocean Pole

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Orgy Period.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Obese Penguins

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Overweight Prostitute.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

Overweight Prostitute.

[ - ] PrettypiggyGood: 6Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

Original Poster

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Fuck you.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Lies! BLASPHEMOUS LIES!!

[ - ] PrettypiggyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, I didn't know either so I looked it up.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Original Pisstaker. *glares*

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Boo you whore.

[ - ] PrettypiggyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh my goodness, I already apologized. Fuck all of you; I don't need this shit.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Origami Paper.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Orange Penis

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Orangutan Plower

[ - ] typer2131Good: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Orange Popsicle- yum!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*bads myself* wtf was I thinking?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods* I thought it was awesome <3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okey, then.

[ - ] RandomBoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Orangutan Party

[ - ] narto928Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER? OP is OP. Like a girl licking with her mouth open at the same time. And don't be gross, I'm talking about lollipops.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oblong Penis

[ - ] narto928Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. The combo was already broken.

[ - ] LouniaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OPTIMUS PRIME! Transformers FTW xD!

[ - ] merryxmasGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

im glad u shower.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

LOLWUT

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad you have terrible grammar. [!]

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

who? me??

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

No, look at who BCF replied to, fucktard.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Hey! Fucktard is my word!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I've been using it since I arrived here. It's a word that anyone can use.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Facepalm* Yes, you. Because I definitely replied to your comment.

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

seriously though. never heard of one lol

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Capital letters and have you ever heard of the reply button? It's very useful.-------------->

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nope. I have NO clue what a 'reply' is... o.0

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fucktard.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why did you just use it then? Huh? HUHHH??

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

---------------------------------> AHEM :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You obviously haven't heard of a reply button either. Or the shift key.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Reply fail.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Watermelon, of course.

[ - ] aehall05Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wholeheartedly agree. Because that is exactly what I was thinking.

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

is it really original poster??

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pfft, no. I told you- it's Ocean Pole!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. It's Orange Penguins.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is it really the reply button??

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, PP is trying to screw with you...

[ - ] PrettypiggyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw, hell. I hate being PP. Darn. *frowns*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pats on the back* It's okay, you'll get there...

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. It's Origami Paper.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

n00b

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. It's Obese Penguin. And please use the shift key. It feels sad that you aren't using it. ):

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

aww...that sucks, doesn't it??

[ - ] MehMeisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LOL I'm just messing wiff yuh. :)

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pats head* Now go do some correct spelling. :D

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes. Now go use it. It wants to be used.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's horny and wants to be touched.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. It's Orgasming Pastor.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No. It's Orange Penis.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Seriously people? Let's stop confusing the n00b. They seem to be having a hard enough time as it is. OP stands for Orange Platypus. We call the person who posted the story an Orange Platypus. It's an insult in some countries.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just like that feeling of suspense... I guess you're right though. Listen to BCF, MM.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, you're right. They'll be forever n00bs if we don't teach them otherwise. BCF is correct; Orange Platypus is an insult.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I couldn't help myself... The last time I told a n00b what it actually was, people yelled at me for ruining it... so I had to trick them this time...

[ - ] RandomBoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yes, i second that OP does, in fact, stand for Orange Platypus. But sometimes it can be Orangutan Party, but only if you are on a site about Orangutans.

[ - ] Soliloquy89Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who doesn't know that it stands for Orange Platypus?! I thought that was very common knowledge...

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I squeeze clouds all the time, because anything below freshly squeezed water just won't cut it for me *sips water*.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*slaps it to the ground*

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*:O* *has hands in the air* GO GET ME NEW WATER, SLAVE!

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

>_< Yes Master Slurri! Right away, Master Slurri!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Slurry has very high standards.

[ - ] DreamHeaterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They squeeze it from babies, duh.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sea Cow, obliviously.

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

no sea unicorns, gosh cant people get there facts straight?

[ - ] Soliloquy89Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There=a place not here. They're=multiple people are. Their=belonging to them, as in "their facts". Also, shift key and apostrophes for contractions, okay-thanks-bye.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*obviously

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

you get fresh orange juice from sea cows.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes a bite out of Ohio* Ack! Mah teefh!

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

D: Ohio is possibly the worst thing you can eat! *takes deathcab to the dentist*

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awws, Deathcab for Cutie.

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

OMG likke this postt is tatally rankk dud!!<3

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMG lyke, i ttlly hope ur kidding dud!!!!1

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

hahaa lawls it dos sukk though, ritte?

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMG please don't type like that. I don't like people who type like that. It's kind of hard to read. );

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMG likke urr an idiotz, laaaddy steerLing!!1!1!

[ - ] ladysterlingGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

dude likk dnt be a hater yooo

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

srry im racist agnst sp and grammar abusers

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

INORITE?!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.M.G. Like your spelling and grammar is totally fail, dude. >:[]

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*jabs own eyes out with a rusty spork*

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It reallllyyyy bugs me wen people do the astric thing on EVERY comment. like *rolls eyes* *cough* *sneeze* *bakes cookies* (?) Is it really necesary?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, it really is. It reallllyyy bugs me when people annoy the rules of the English language. How hard is it, really? I've used to the word 'really' way too many times.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, you use it an average amount of times.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Four times in one comment is not average.

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

well then, my bad. jw (:

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Grammar, please!

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Excuse me, I am sorry that my grammar for a moment was unacceptable. Please, forgive me.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, it is.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rolls eyes* No. Of course not.

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yes,yes it is. * flips off*

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

lovely.

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i know. love the name by the way.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*glares*

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hahah o my! I love yours too. very true.

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

but your not a real ninja like me. *glares at*

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha alright. Truce? we can both be ninjas, then defeat the pirates, in an epic battle. (Of course!)

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Of course! Without it, there'd be nothing to do, and we'd just...talk :/

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

THE HORROR!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AAAAAHHHHH!!!! *runs away screaming*

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

THAT BE SO SCARY! imagine, just ... talking *shivers*

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

THAT BE SO SCARY! imagine, just ... talking *shivers*

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha alright, I have learned to accept the over astric using(:

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

yay! so your coming to the dark side, right ( we have cookies)

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The cookies are poisoned.

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well yes!! *Eats cookies* lol

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're going to die a horrible, painful death.

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alright then NotPumpkin.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gives brownies* Yes, yes it is... *huggles* You'll understand...

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha thank you.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

See?! I told you they were necessary! You should have listened!! And capitalize stuff too, people get angry on here when you don't... and make sure to use proper grammar as well... I tend to use a lot of elipsies, but you're not me, so don't do it...

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, alright. Thank you for your lesson on proper grammar when commenting on MLIA. I will follow the rules!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good. Now, do you know what OP stands for?

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! Actually, I recently learned that one. I am just new to this!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you sure? Because you might not know what it really means... What do you think it means?

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Original Poster?

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*replies*

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*has a picnic and doesn't invite actuallyninja*

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*doesnt really care*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*has a picnic and invites actuallyaninja12* ^_^

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:) Thank you!! You are my favorite. *Sticks tongue out at The_Flaming_Pie*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not actually allowed to tell what OP really means... But you're welcome! *sits on a blanket and drinks pepsi while eating brownies with a little picnic basket on the edge of the blanket*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They remove it from the bodies of OPs, which they refine into Shamwows when they're done with them.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*applauds*

[ - ] SnookerdiddleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Watermelons!

[ - ] ss4marioGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

A cloud is a visible mass of droplets, in other words, little drops of water or frozen crystals suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of the Earth or another planetary body. A cloud is also a visible mass attracted by gravity, such as masses of material in space called interstellar clouds and nebulae. Clouds are studied in the nephology or cloud physics branch of meteorology. It is composed for more than 20� of gas. On Earth the condensing substance is typically water vapor, which forms small droplets or ice crystals, typically 0.01 mm (0.00039 in) in diameter. When surrounded by billions of other droplets or crystals they become visible as clouds. Dense deep clouds exhibit a high reflectance (70% to 95%) throughout the visible range of wavelengths. They thus appear white, at least from the top. Cloud droplets tend to scatter light efficiently, so that the intensity of the solar radiation decreases with depth into the gases, hence the gray or even sometimes dark appearance at the cloud base. Thin clouds may appear to have acquired the color of their environment or background and clouds illuminated by non-white light, such as during sunrise or sunset, may appear colored accordingly. Clouds look darker in the near-infrared because water absorbs solar radiation at those wavelengths. stupids.

[ - ] NinjaPenguin24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

COOKIES.

[ - ] ChrisLaFeyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cheese. Like in Mickey Mouse and the Giant.

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