MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I found Chuck Norris, on TV.

[ - ] t11Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I found a clown, in my closet, with a butcher knife.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I found Jesus, in my oven.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I found Nemo.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is in awe*

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*puffs out chest proudly*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's fucking beast, alphababy.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dedicates national holiday to abbcccabbccc*

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is excited* International abbcccabbccc Day!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*buys festive decorations* The blue or the pink balloons?

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm..what about red? Or purple?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Those cost more...

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. I don't think anyone can beat that.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I found Waldo and Carmine(sp?) San Deagos baby!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. I think you just did. I have to set my standards higher!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. *Carmen San Diego

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hides Waldo again* haha :D

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

*hides Waldo again* haha :D

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sulks after realization of double-post*

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone don't like Chuck Norris.

[ - ] PrettypiggyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I found a hobo under my bed. He ate my burrito. Damn hobos *shakes fist angrily*

[ - ] t11Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That was my mom, sorry.

[ - ] PrettypiggyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eh, I forgive her. *sprinkles magic forgiveness dust*

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I found myself, commenting on MLIA MLIAcuallyAverage

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I found a rapist, in my pants.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bummer.

[ - ] AverageWafflesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's funny, I found cake in my oven.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think Chuck Norris found you, from the TV.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I found Styx, in my shower

[ - ] DreamHeaterGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I found Jesus. He was in the closet... But there were too many gay people in there.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You know, posts like these make me want to go up to random people and ask them if they've heard of this site. Because I really don't think it's as popular as OPs make it out to be.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wake up in the morning feelin' like OP. Gonna go on MLIA now and post some fake stories.Before I go on I brush my teeth with a bottle of lies. Cause go on for the night, I ain't saying good-bye. I'm talking about my stories getting posted. Cheered on and boasted. More important than college applications. Don't stop. Keep on posting, posting lies for the night. Tonight Imma post till we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock but the lies don't stop no. Woah-oh-oh-oh! Woah-oh-oh! (:

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love that.

[ - ] doggyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

lol

[ - ] hobosandmonkeysGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

tht is so HOBO~!!!! (MEANING GOOD)

[ - ] dysfunctionallyperfectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*turned on the projector, hooked it up to her computer, and opened MLIA. Geez. its not that hard to use comma's...

[ - ] gcubbyGood: 2Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

i made this happen ur welcome person :)

[ - ] dysfunctionallyperfectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. Just, no.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is puzzled*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

die.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*kills* Is that good?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's only good if they don't come back. I don't like zombie n00bs.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Burn them! Burn them to ash!

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*burns*

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WTF I hate you

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How do all the teachers in all these stories know about MLIA? Mine don't, I've asked them.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mine don't either.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My stomach hurts. T.T

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rubs belly* awww...

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My English teacher told my friend to rub my tummy and then I was like, "I'm not pregnant!!!" Then they started teasing me... ): Anyway thanks. (:

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My friend rubs my tummy all the time and asks how 'our baby' is. She's... odd.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahaha. When I said that I wasn't pregnant, my friend asked if it was her baby.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Apparently I'm the baby daddy, and I'm a girl. My best friend's and my child will be named Reptavian.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

thats not all i rub ;D

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.O

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pray, tell us what other things you rub.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*brings Advil, hot soup, and a blanket*

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Do you have any Pepto Bismo?

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*runs out to Wal-Mart and buys some* I do now. And guess what? I didn't get kicked out!

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahahaha. *drinks hot soup, drinks Pepto Bismo, and falls asleep in the blanket*

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sprinkles stomach ache curing fairy dust* Get well soon. :)

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is amazed by fairy dust* :o Thanks.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do not care.

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

RAWR

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you too. ^^

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

aww thanks.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your username is absymal. *facepwn*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I... no. I honestly think you should change your username. Fast.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Too late! Mr. Viking already saw it! }CK

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, he is going to fuck him up.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*agreeingly prods*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*affectionately nibbles finger*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why would you want to? The stories suck. If anything, read the comments. Jeez...

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know! I didn't start coming here regularly until I saw the comments.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Same. I don't have a trademark yet. (Example: your seal of approval)

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw, it's okay. You'll think of something.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Meanwhile, I need to make pancakes, so bye all!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't have a trademark. I'm just awesome.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Do I have the Oceansoul seal of approval? *bites nails nervously*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... Yes. abbcccabbcc is Oceansoul approved! ~~OS~~

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is also awesome like Pumpy*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I had a trademark the day I arrived here. O.o

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, the comments are where it's at! *holds hand up for high-five*

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

* high fives* and you get free high fives!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All the n00bs out there who like the stories are mistaken *high fives everyone on the comments right now*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points to n00bs* Even them?

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*decides not to high five the n00bs on the comments* Thanks NP!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If anyone was there when I ranted earlier, I can have my own freaking opinions!!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Uhhh...?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Never mind.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! LONG LIVE THE OLD MLIA!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*high-fives*

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*fist bumps* I'm a rebel.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You made a turkey! *makes gobbling noises*

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

turkeys go meow not gobble that's a frog ,silly.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye folkies! Love y'all! <3

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye! <3 I should probably get off soon too...

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Farewell! <3

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I highly doubt that, but ok.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I burnt my tongue he was so hot..oh shit completely wrong website.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If I go to sleep right now, I'll get seven hours sleep. That's good for me, so good night <3

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nooo, be an insomniac *twitch* it works for me.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm usually an insomniac, but I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. It'll be a miracle if I get to sleep right away, though. Toodles <3

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<3

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nighty night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Happy St.Patties Day everyone, arrg.

[ - ] merryxmasGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

i tottalllyyy 4got about that intill i got 2 school and every1 had green execeries on lol

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Great. That was a lovely story. Now GTFO.

[ - ] merryxmasGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

thats not very nicccceee

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Neither is your face.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I laughed at that.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is it mean if I felt embarrassed being replied to with this..thing.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, it's understandable. 'execeries'?! *shudders*

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh Lord. Is that supposed to say "accessories?"

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It took me three times to actually understand it.

[ - ] merryxmasGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

i can not spell for my life

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We noticed.

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

its summer now BITCH!

[ - ] merryxmasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

it is NOT summer

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, look! The n00bs are fighting!

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*parties wildly*

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*supplies booze*

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*parties tamely*

[ - ] t11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Here! You can't have a party without these! *Hands bag of bald hookers*

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why are they in a bag, an ox is much greener.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We ordered giraffe hookers, dangit! *slaps t11's fruit punch to the floor*

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

im on a boat MOFO !!

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And you jizzed in your pants?

[ - ] t11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pushes off* no one calls me a mofo!

[ - ] NinjasrbettadanpiratesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

mofofo i just did! * grabs ankle and pulls off boat*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm listening to Avril Lavigne......AWESOME.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awesome dude!

[ - ] SuperNinja1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why can't people leave normal comments on post?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There are normal comments on this post.

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