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Today,the hottest teacher in the school got up in Assembly and introduced a slide show about math. He was standing in front of the projector so it looked like it was projected on to him. Coincidentally an upper case 'I' was positioned right on his crotch. He looked down, looked up at the projection box and said "Come on guys thats a bit of an understatement." We were peeing ourselves. MLIA
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[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That's inappropriate.
 
[ - ]  CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Hehe, fire pants.
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There quite comfortable.
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
They're*
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank you.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hate to interupt, but I think it might be "Del Fuego." I could be wrong, though.
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure it's "de". Pants of Fire.
 
[ - ]  CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It's "de". It's only "del" if it is "de + el", which would mean fuego would be a noun, and it's not.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ugh.
 
[ - ]  darrenc101Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It must have smelled rank with all that pee.
 
[ - ]  pieroxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
perverts...
 
[ - ]  CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I doubt your teacher would say that.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hottest teacher? Really now? Really?
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Yup, I set him on fire.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yumm, did he stop, drop, and roll. *creepy wink*
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*giggles awkwardly*
 
[ - ]  MilesAndMilesGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Well at least it wasn't cliched.
 
[ - ]  pieroxGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Why were they even looking down there?
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Why didn't he just step to the side so that people could actually see the slide show?
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Ew. That's not something you should share, OP. I just ate dinner. *feels sick*
 
[ - ]  pieroxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Dont vomit!
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*is trying not to* DX
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
No! Don't vomit! That's a waste of pizza! D:
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Good pizza!
 
[ - ]  t11Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
OP needs to be potty trained.
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Diapers.
 
[ - ]  t11Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Depends.
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
True.
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Ha!
 
[ - ]  The_Flaming_PieGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I don't think diapers would work so well if you're wearing fire pants.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
ILLOGICAL! Math teachers cannot be hot!
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Mine is. *sigh*
 
[ - ]  MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
Mine's a woman.. so.. yeah.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I bet he got a footlong. He bought it at Subway.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Five... Dollar...
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
....Five dollar foot long!
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It's g-g-g-going strong!
 
[ - ]  PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*no premium subs*
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
5! 5 dollar 5 dollar foot loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
You were...'peeing yourselves'? Do you not know what a bathroom is?
 
[ - ]  t11Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Bathroom....thats that thing with all the tigers and elephants and stuff, right?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...Right.
 
[ - ]  The_Flaming_PieGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Really?! Where have I been peeing all my life?
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Dear BCF, I love you and I will be on later. Love, Kiska
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Dear Kiska, I love you more. Ok, i will talk to you then. Love, BCF.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Did you make that word up? It just seems unreal... Why would you go to this so-called "bathroom" when you could pee yourself?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I made it up.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Okay, it all makes sense now.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
New post!?!?! It sux!!!
 
[ - ]  CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
So does your spelling of the word "sucks."
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I know right?
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
LOLWUT
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
ILUVU
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Well, I'm glad it's not like that all the time.
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
OP's a slut. She/He wants the math teacher.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I belive it's a he. But that might just be me.
 
[ - ]  DreamHeaterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That rhymed!
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Dream smells like a lime :V
 
[ - ]  DreamHeaterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I smell like a lime all the time. It's because of my fine rhymes.
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Would you eat OP in a box? With a fox?
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Would you eat OP in a house? or mabey with a mouse?
 
[ - ]  DreamHeaterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I would not eat the OP, he/she makes bad stories, you see.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
My rhymes are cool. But now I have to leave you all in sorrow. Got to prepare for tomorrow, I got school.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Nice A B B A format.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
SHE WAS THE DANCING QUEEN!
 
[ - ]  DreamHeaterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME. I only know that's an ABBA song because of Yngwie Malmsteen.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It's an it, OPs are always its.
 
[ - ]  DreamHeaterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
This makes sense, it's true... It would have helped my rhyme, too.
 
[ - ]  DreamHeaterGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
"The hottest teacher in the school?" Do you normally rate your teachers on how hot they are? Because that's a little creepy...
 
[ - ]  pieroxGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That's REALLY creepy....
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, didn't you know? The best teachers are either hot or elderly!
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Or short leprechauns.
 
[ - ]  rossart12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Of all the expressions to use...also, ew.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
This is one of the creepiest, most fucked up posts I've seen...
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I WANT THE OLD MLIA!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I WANT PEOPLE TO STOP ABUSING PUNCTUATION!!!!!! /hypocrite
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
hippopotamus
 
[ - ]  NananananaBATMANGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*Sighs* Don't we all?
 
[ - ]  actuallyaninja12Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I dont get it. explain....
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Your username irritates me.
 
[ - ]  actuallyaninja12Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
I'm sorry :(
 
[ - ]  actuallyaninja12Good: 2Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
I'm sorry :(
 
[ - ]  actuallyaninja12Good: 1Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
I'm sorry :(
 
[ - ]  actuallyaninja12Good: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
woops sorry!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lawl.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
}CK
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mr. Viking doesn't like ninjas... -.-
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Who does?
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
}CK Mr. Viking...
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like the little viking-looking thing }CK ^_^
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I meant "Who does like ninjas?" I'll be more clear next time, sorry.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*happened to notice that after I posted the first thing* That kind of confused me... I thought you were asking who is Mr. Viking?
 
[ - ]  pieroxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ew...
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmm... I have a hot teacher. *mind wanders away*
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have an old teacher.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awesome.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Three, to be exact.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmmm..I had a hot teacher, he's gone now.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Shame.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I do not understand.
 
[ - ]  imapepper01Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This was stupid.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
B-B-B-BELA OUT! Hope you feel a little better Droppy ;3 Love y'all! <3
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Aaaw, I hope so, good luck with Physics! <3<3
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thanks! :3 Lovelovelove you! <3<3<3
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Multiply that by two, that's how much I love you.
 
[ - ]  DreamHeaterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love you more. [Insert stalker smile here]
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tanks, but this is NOT an open relationship. :P
 
[ - ]  lalalalexGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Thanks
 
[ - ]  greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Huh?
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have a nasty, old, Santa-lookin, grey beard-havin, cat-lovin douchebag teacher. No one even know his real age. We all just agree on 60-79
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have one male teacher. We have never seen his wife and he has a picture of his cats on his desk. He is best friends with a male teacher of another grade who is obviously gay. They carpool...you do the math.
 
[ - ]  sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MY BRAIN! The images killed it!
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Exactly. My teacher now creeps me out a bit.
 
[ - ]  lalalalexGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My math teacher is gay. I'm almost positive. He has High School Musical posters up everywhere.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hides*
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sees you* *turns around* OH NO GUYS WE'VE LOST HIPPO_CAMPUS!
 
[ - ]  goodnighttravelwellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Everything about this is wrong.
 
[ - ]  a_rocket_to_the_moonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hope you were wearing Depends. =p
 
[ - ]  soccernerd42Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was looking for a post that's number was 1234567, this is the closest one to it, and I'm very disappointed
 
[ - ]  RSTLLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My math teacher is a creeper. We also think he is a child molestor, and stalker.
 
[ - ]  vranGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
all my math teachers are cool, now my english teachers....the one i have is creepy.
 

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