MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 21Bad: 191 year, 11 months ago

That is really fucking sad.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 14Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

What did the poor fly do to deserve the punishment of OP's friendship?

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 29Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Two weeks later: OP finds his one and only friend dead in a heating duct.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 5Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

I think we having a Mad Badders club taking a field trip to MLIA. Either that or we need some Raid to get rid of the badding fairy swarm.

[ - ] ihatechemGood: 8Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

or...the commenters could try being just a bit nicer.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 12Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

Your friend is already dead.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 16Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago

Proof that OP has no life.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

NO!!! How did you get six bads! *huggles* That's sad... :(

[ - ] RandomBoxGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

here. i good you. i tired of all these false and stupid posts.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

*hugs* Yay! :D ^_^ *gives brownies and cookies for being honest*

[ - ] lizzyalynnGood: 18Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

Unicorns are horny.

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 5Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

rhymenocerous

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 5Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

hiphopoppotumus

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 7Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Mary Poppins

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 2Bad: 181 year, 11 months ago

Mary Poppins

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 7Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

FUCK.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 7Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Hippogriffs :)

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

thank god someone else watches fotc. i was away trying to vote in a new post. unsuccesfully

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

...and the hiphoppotanamus.

[ - ] RandomBoxGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

quit feeding the trolls guys... i know they look all cute and fuzzy on the outside, but when you feed it after midnight... well, its best you not know.

[ - ] PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I thought that was for gremlins.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 10Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

1. How can a fly get his foot stuck on a towel for so long? 2. Why did it take OP 15 minutes to free it. 3. Flies aren't smart. That's why they hang around OPs.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 19Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

They like to hang around bullshit.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 7Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Ha. It's funny because it's true.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 5Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Because OP is a fucktard.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 6Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Yay! Too bad that he doesn't have a facebook account, so you still have zero friends there!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Well, besides his mom.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 5Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

His mom didn't even add him.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 6Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

No, his mom is way too cool for him. That's why they keep him in a paper box when people come and visit :3

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

They didn't even feels like buying the paper box. They just put him out on the streets and tell him to "go find ed because he's so special."

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

They actually put him in the fridge. They always want some fresh beef ready, and OP's head is full of it!

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*watches to see how many more witty OP jokes can be made*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

"It's living in the fridge!"

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 2Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

they put the op in the secret annex1

[ - ] hayyyitsmeeGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

yuck.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I guess I'm not eating dinner today. *scrounges for fallen food under couch*

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*Sends you a pizza* Hello :)

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Thanks, person. *eats*

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

The name is Tchantzz (Chance). And you're welcome.

[ - ] Bunnied816Good: 11Bad: 281 year, 11 months ago

That. Is. Awesome. OP, ignore the negatives...your kind deed will be rewarded. Dang. Just realized I sound like a fortune cookie. *sigh* MLIA

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 5Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

You confused me but whatever you tried to say, I don't think I liked it.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

How did I miss this comment of fail?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bad eyesight?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

You obviously don't belong here...

[ - ] lizzyalynnGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Who clicked 'good'?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Probably n00bs. I'm seeing them all over the place.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Probably the person who wrote it and a n00b.

[ - ] Rainbow_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

in bed.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 11Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Your one and only friend is a disease ridden insect. Nice. Dumbass.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I was going to say something along those lines.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

OP, it is probably planning to murder you and let its larvae feat on your decomposing flesh.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

i hope the larve wipe there feat on the welcome mat before entering my body

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 1Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

8goods from team epicness8

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

HORAY!

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*clicks SHIFT button before pressing 8*

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I WAGE WAR ON SHIFT BUTTONS 8 HITS CAPS lock again8

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...=O *explodes*

[ - ] SanciaFoShizzleGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I hope you washed your hands after, don't flies live on shit?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I almost feel sorry for this one. Resorting to flies as friends.

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

and now the op has fly childeren. the fly told her he was clean

[ - ] LiraelGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Grammar!

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

*children* at least you didnt say anything about the caps not being there. i wage war on my shift key.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It is probably best that you just go away.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

quite so

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You shouldn't talk...

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Me?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, wubb. He doesn't use his shift key either.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Just bad and report. That's all we can do.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Dude, get some grammar. You've had plenty of time.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*flocks to new post* Hello~ <3

[ - ] dysfunctionallyperfectGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*throws cup* You're late for tea!

[ - ] LiraelGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like a warm pig belly for my aching feet.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stares* ... SPOON

[ - ] dysfunctionallyperfectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wipes off wet face* uhm, sorry?

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alice in Wonderland :)

[ - ] LiraelGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I also want my fat boys. Where are my fat boys?

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Like like you Um. I like largeness." Me and my boyfriend: "Ohmygod that is SO what she said!"

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

The only friend you'll ever have :V

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Schneebly!

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ned Schneebly? SCHOOL OF ROCK!?

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SHUT THE HELL UP, SCHNEEBLY!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You- you posted this????????

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They have no idea, trust me. Lol. It's my favorite movie line.

[ - ] luke_pooleGood: 1Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

HEY! OP stole my friend!

[ - ] luke_pooleGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

His name is Jerry :)

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The same advice I gave to disbelief101.

[ - ] luke_pooleGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*scrolls up to check* :( sorry, I'll be good

[ - ] luke_pooleGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Hey, what's with people badding my comments?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*face palm*

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yghmvgnjmcghvjhb <---Sorry, that was just me BANGING MY HEAD ON MY KEYBOARD!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You would break his leg and/or squish him.

[ - ] t11Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're right, I would do that. And then I'd fuck his wife. I take evil to a whole new level.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like you. You are awesome.

[ - ] t11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you! I like you too, you groovy mofo. You're mad chill.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Badding fairy has arrived~

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I noticed that too.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I missed you guys! *sobs* Softball practice is crazy... I haven't been on the computer in two weeks!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That's a lie! I talked to you like less than a week ago!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I haven't been on since... last weekend. But SNB!! <3

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey girl! How's softball?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pretty good. Our coach is INSANE. We have to run 2 miles every practice!! :( But it rained for the last like week, so the fields were super muddy today. It was awesome. Me&my friends mud-wrestled haha. How's baseball?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh sounds kinky. Good, easy, unorganized. Our coach isn't the best. haha.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Same. I missed out on the guy who was voted the best high school softball coach in the country like 20 years ago by ONE year. It sucks :(

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That sucks. Our coach retired last year also. This is the varsity's first year as coach. But we were never super good. Division 1 is hard as balls. We always are just mediocre.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I am the only girl on my team who likes running.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi there!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good evening!

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wish softball would start for me, there is still snow on the ground. :(

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Flies are disgusting. I'd have just killed it.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wake up in the morning feelin' like OP. Gonna go on MLIA now and post some fake stories.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I like strawberry milk. :3

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thats good too. :D

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse... Got my breezer, I'm out the door, I'm gonna be really loud. 'Cause I don't care who I piss off, yeah, I'm a real big sinner... Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wishes there was a 'like' button* *goods*

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:) TiK ToK (parody) by The Midnight Beast. It's awesome

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know. It was so awesome! <3

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Before I go on I brush my teeth with a bottle of lies. Cause go on for the night, I ain't getting off.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I might need to revise this part.

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Cause when I go on

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm typing as fast as I possible can, maybe I'll this one should be Dan, I hope I get some fans!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I'll name

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ugh *I'll name this one Dan

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whatcha guys think? : Wake up in the morning feelin' like OP. Gonna go on MLIA now and post some fake stories.Before I go on I brush my teeth with a bottle of lies. Cause go on for the night, I ain't saying good-bye. I'm talking about my stories getting posted. Cheered on and boasted. More important than college applications. Don't stop. Keep on posting, posting lies for the night. Tonight Imma post till we see the sunlight. Tick tock on the clock but the lies don't stop no. Woah-oh-oh-oh! Woah-oh-oh!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like!

[ - ] raeannGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't think I will ever attempt to post a MLIA, because then I will become an OP and everyone would hate me.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No. Everyone will only hate you if the post is not average. If it's actually AVERAGE, unlike 90% of the shit on this site, we will like it.

[ - ] apvadapartyGood: 2Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

I don't get why all of you people are so mean to this person. . .Just because they befriended a fly doesn't mean they don't have other friends...That fly is probably cooler than all of you. And how do you know that it's a boy fly, by the way?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Outstanding! I agree with everything you just said!

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Please please tell me that was sarcasm.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As long as you don't tell me that I have to use the "symbol" to denote a sarcastic comment.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed. The symbol is often kinda unneccesary.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm new-ish so will someone please explain the "symbol?"

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is the symbol => [!] Used to denote sarcasm. Often used when not neccesary.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

[!] <---sarcasm symbol

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's the symbol that means someone is being sarcastic, however, it is too secret to tell you what the symbol is...

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Symbol = :(*)

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okay. Thanks guys! (And FAIL cobaeda)

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm the only one who used a fake symbol.. :/

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You don't, I just wasn't sure if you were going crazy or some imposter or something.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

N00b or OP. Simple as that.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*face palm #2*

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Do you know that a fly throws up everytime it lands on something? I don't.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I don't throw up on everything so how does it make it cooler then me?

[ - ] apvadapartyGood: 2Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago

I don't get why all of you people are so mean to this person. . .Just because they befriended a fly doesn't mean they don't have other friends...That fly is probably cooler than all of you. And how do you know that it's a boy fly, by the way?

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

GTFO

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Please leave now, before i bite you :3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*I

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Shut the fuck up. Kthxbai.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's a joke. Chillax, Max.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

ITS A TRAP!!!

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because it's fun. Most of our posts are inside jokes or movie refrences though. I respect the (mostly) proper grammar in your comment though.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That was probably your one chance to "feel like a ninja" by killing a fly with your hands, and you just let it pass you by.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*goods*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*clicks 'submit'-button*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank God he didn't! The only good thing about this post is the lack of cliches! And maybe the proper grammar.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fly Scmhy.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi! <3

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi...:(

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why so sad? :(

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mah life iz a bit crazy right now. I don't like drama, but somehow I tend to get into the middle of it.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. Great. It's basically the same with me. I hate drama... Do you want to tell Bela what happened, or is it best to not post it here?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lays down on couch* Well.. my mom has...problems.. and I feel like I can never relax. She really hates that I'm doing this track thing, because she has this weir thing against running. And I'm injury prone and something may be wrong with me, but she won't take me to the doctor saying, "maybe your just not cut out for track." I'm like thank for believing in me :/. That's just with my family, hahaha.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn, that was a rant and a half..

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Naww :( Poor you! I hate it when family is not supportive, that's like the people you really should be able to count on! And that she wont take you to the doctor is not good either, 'cause if it's bad it will only get worse. Naawww :(

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know, it's for such a stupid reason too! And the thing id that by tomorrow she won't even remember she said it (not alcohol, by the way). But enough about my problems. How is you?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, got a physics test tomorrow, so that sucks... Will leave soon, have to practice more...

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ahh, physics. I may have gotten a suck-ass grade, but it is my favorite science. *gives random bear hug* You made me feel better. <3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yey! <3

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Boobs!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SNP!

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My friends are beatles, not flies.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My friends are The Beatles.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's your favorite song by them?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Actually, I'm not that much of a fan. I like them, but I don't listen to them too much. To pick a single song would then be stupid.

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They are the original Jonas Brothers, but with talent.

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My friends are Awesome-tastical people.

[ - ] XxXiLoveYewXxXGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I dont get how this makes your life average. You spent 15 minutes freeing a fly's leg. Thats weird, not average.

[ - ] XxXiLoveYewXxXGood: 1Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

I dont get how this makes your life average. You spent 15 minutes freeing a fly's leg. Thats weird, not average.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like this kid.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Todays weather. Sunny and clear skys. This has been a weather report from The_Troll. For more information check your local weather. Thank you.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You live in New Jersey(: So you're forecast will always be right!

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ITS A TRAP!!!

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That just reminded me of Star Fox for the N64. "Be careful, it's a trap!".

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love that game! It was one of my favorite games.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just read that with Admiral Ackbars voice in my head.

[ - ] XxXiLoveYewXxXGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Didnt mean to say that twice.... ? (btw its just my opinion :D )

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Did you also not mean to use the reply button?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dude, I can't love you back if you don't love the reply button, too.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I definitely just had a random power outage.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That's cool. Cause your on the internet?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*You're. And I was off of it, for about 10 minutes when everything, including my router, shut off.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

RANDOM POWER!

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wires down, red alert! Don't go near, you'll get hurt!

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ITS A TRAP!!!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Stop! Don't touch! Leave the area! Tell an adult!

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Looks like we're stuck on this post. *holds out backpack* Everybody, take their food, use it wisely.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gobbles down everyone's food*..We were suppose to split it?...

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:O YOU TOOK MY FOOD?!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You just got on! You haven't been starving on this post like me! You didn't need your portion..you had been packing it on lately..

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:O

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:D

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"You ate my only food...Now, I'm gonna STARVE."

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pat, what are you talking about?

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*glares* I vote we eat ShakeNBake for revenge. *grabs a fork and advances towards ShakeNBake*

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Gets knife* SNB.. I <3 you, but you ate my food.. so.. um LETS EAT!

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I call the spleen!

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*starves to death*

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Eats theinfamouswroet*

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is meatless* Suckerr.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Grabs the chocolate chip cookies*

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We'll have to sacrifice one of you! Shake goes first! >:D

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NOT ME ILL SHARE SOME OF THEINFAMOUSWROET!!!

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Even dead, I know that was a fat joke.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ha, wow, that comment got a lot of attention :)

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, you know, it did kill me.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, virtually ;)

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okay, now I'm virtually dead and a virtual penguin is gnawing on me along with wubbthe1. I must be tasty. ;D

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*leaves* Bye!

[ - ] SajiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why the hell are there so many fucking trolls and noobs? I hate the Internet. >>

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Then leave.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I am thinking the very exact thing, right at this very moment.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The internet hate you too.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm off to study the fun world of psychology stats. Ciao.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I must leave. Bye mmbb <3. Sorry for eating the food. Bye hoes. (And no this isn't a reply fail, I meant to do this.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You should be sorry! <3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You ate all the food, and then you leave? Sweet Cheezus.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*throws tomatoes* Meanie!

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WHY!??! THATS GOOD FOOD!!!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm no hoe, I'm a rake.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awesome. Let's rape the rake.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let's rake the rape!

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I must leave as well. Farwell~ <3

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let's start the first MLIA hide-and-seek game. Anyone in?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Liar. I've had hide and seek games before.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

First I've witnessed. And started. Either way.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd rather play hoola hoop and hopscotch..at the same time!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd rather play a hooligan, and drink Scotch. At the same time!

[ - ] t11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That would be sexy if we were naked.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I already am. That help?

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YESH!!! *strips naked*

[ - ] wordgasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

0-o

[ - ] wordgasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*0_o

[ - ] NooneknowsNowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH SYNONYMS FOR 'LAUGH'! D:

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What about giggle, chuckle, and guffaw?

[ - ] t11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't forget about chortle.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

what about new post?

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks for getting my hopes up. I thought you were discreetly saying there is a new post. My hopes have now been destroyed.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

im sorry ;_;

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've used giggle and chuckle, but guffaw doesn't really go with it...

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Giggle, guffaw, chortle, chuckle, cackle, snicker... that's all I got.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink while the rhythms boom.

[ - ] t11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Take your hands, skip the names. No need here for silly games.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

[ - ] t11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night what we've got in store

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, and I jizz in my pants.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This really never happens you can take my word. I want to apologize this is just absurd

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance And now I

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut. Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Move in close as the lazers fly, Our bodies touch and the angels cry.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Leave this place go back to yours

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Jizz in my pants

[ - ] xomadelinskiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

what about "howled" or "shrieked" with laughter?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What about the reply button?

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Synonym for 'reply button'? Anyone?

[ - ] The_Flaming_PieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Retort toggle?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Look at this bundle of joy I found in the submissions: "Today, i decided to read the comments people post on MlIAs, most of them are mean or stupid. This made me sad because i've always thought anyone who spends time reading this site is a pretty cool person. lame. MLIA"

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Shall we find this OP and kill them? And should Mr. Viking come along? *laughs evilly*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yes! Mr. Viking would love that very much! He hasn't had anyone to rape for awhile... }CK

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yay!! *brandishes an axe and goes with Mr. Viking to kill the OP*

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

wtf? they need to GTFO!

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This fills me with an irrepressible rage.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awwhs that made me sad..that they don't actually read our comments. I feel unappreciated.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree. People should be more interested in us!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought we were like..infamous.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did someone say...infamous?

[ - ] PantelonesDeFuegoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll show OP sad...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lawlz.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I was just listening to one of those music channels and The Climb started. The info said it was by Justin Timberlake. WTH?

[ - ] prettylittleplatypusGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Flys poop everytime they land......

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cliche time* You just made me day. Though, it wasn't a great day anyway.

[ - ] prettylittleplatypusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

you're welcome :)

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gahhh. *flies

[ - ] prettylittleplatypusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

thank-you

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Gahhh. *flies

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

This was a reply fail. Bad it please, and I will go re-post it where it belongs.

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I personally would not befriend a fly, but I give the OP credit for not being overly cliche.

[ - ] BonJovi821Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Don't flies vomit when they land on things? So much for a friend.

[ - ] actuallyaninja12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought it was go to the bathroom. But either way, OP is screwed :(

[ - ] applesororangesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yay ur a good person! :)

[ - ] pandacaryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

First off, u can't make fun of the OP for having no life. IF YOUR TYPING HERE, YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE! Obviously..... I don't have a life. At least it isn't awful.

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