MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*smells Axe* Yum.

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Ooooh. What kind?

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Instinct.

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

My fav.

[ - ] OptimistGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Did it die?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It's you, friend!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Optimist!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Optimist! I was just thinking about you! <3 I'm not creepy at all.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*Screams* OPTIMIST HAVE MY BABIES!!

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*points up* Wasn't this the girl that was put in a straight jacket a little while ago?

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*takes axe out* Did someone say axe?

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

No. We said Axe.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh. *lowers axe* I'll just put this back, then. *throws behind head*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Is hit by flying axe* Ow, dammit!

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Ugh. Sorry, I gotta take care of this. *walks over and tries to pull axe out of eye*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

LET GO! *yanks at axe*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm wearing that right now.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

As am I, my friend. As am I.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...Are you a boy?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why yes, yes I am. Waaaait a second! That wasn't here this morning

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm a girl. I wear Axe. Problem?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nope. Not at all. And NZC..I don't think we can see each other anymore now...

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...Good.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Read that as incest the first time.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*tackles the wearer and sexes wildly*

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Wha? Why am I being sexed?

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Because Axe is magic sex potion according to the commercials.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh, okay. Carry on.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Don't ask questions. Just sit still.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm not too sure where this is heading, but ok!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Stop using the flippin N-word!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

:O :O :O TWINER!!! *squeeze hugs* I've missed yoooooou!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Missed ya too :3 Howyedoin?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Good thank you, quite chilly today! How are you?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Purty darned tired. Been reading for a physics test all day...

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Shudders* I dropped all sciences as soon as I was allowed too! Poor you!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yes, it's poor me today... Buuut, I'm soon finished with it! :3

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ugh, I am glad to be done with physics. And chemistry.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Pats back* good for you =D I admire your ability to take physics hahah

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thank you :3 Half a year more, and I'm done! :D

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yay!! I don't study I work full time, what a fulfilling life [!]

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yey[!] ;3

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad you were honest with us. Still, you phailed.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Phailed?

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Heh. Sucks to be you, doesn't it OP?

[ - ] lover4evaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ok, I'm completely done with the N-word.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Everyone tries to be one these days.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You must swing your arms quite hard when you walk for it to fly across the room just by you letting it go.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That was a very entertaining mental picture.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*Gasp* You're...not a ninja? Fuck your life.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This OP is not normal. They are not a ninja. Be scared. ...[!]

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Poor OP, and their unaverage life.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OMG! Not a ninja? How is it possible to not be a ninja?! Everyone's a ninha! [!]

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

"I am ninja, he is ninja..."

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

"She is ninja too! I am ninja, we are ninja, and I believe that you are ninja too!"

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The only place where ninjas are cool.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*is confused*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

'Ask a ninja'. It's on YouTube.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Or Askaninja.com! :D

[ - ] SmileyFace818Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

NINJAS ARE COOL AT MY SCOOL!!!!!

[ - ] SmileyFace818Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

NINJAS ARE COOL AT MY SCHOOL!!!!!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

TOYDS!!!! I finally found you!!!!! :D <3 *squeezes really really really tight* ^_^

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Seriously? If you're going to do that on my comment...fuck you.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*cries* I'm sorry... *leaves sadly* :(

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Woah BCF bringing out the claws!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...If you really want me to...

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Go for it. Tear 'em to shreds.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...I think I already have...they left crying...

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

NO!! *cries more* I didn't do anything!!! I'm sorry!! I just wanted to talk to Toyds!! :( *sobs*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

..hmm..Go after them and rape them then, just make sure to yell surprise.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I FUCKING SAID I WAS SORRY, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!! *goes on a rampage and starts killing people*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...And people on here think I'M crazy. Ha.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm not crazy, I'm just pissed off now...

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

'I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell'... Name the song and artist.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

'Unwell' by Matchbox Twenty...

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Congrats. You win a date with BCF.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why would I want a date with BCF?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Have you seen a picture of her? Total babe, plus she's easy.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm a chick... -.-

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

..This is awkward.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why does everybody think I'm a guy?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your name makes me think of a snake. Snakes are scary, most girls dislike them, therefore I assume guy..

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*holds pet snake* *pets the snake* ^_^

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm I have no comebacks. I'm sorry! How can I make it up? You can win a date with me! Lucky you!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*snake hisses* I don't think he likes you... so you must not be someone I should go on a date with...

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok then. I tried. *abandons post*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awh... Now I feel bad... :(

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cries*

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You are a ninja, as long as you believe in yourself. [!]

[ - ] happysnailGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This is why you never, ever assume you are a ninja. Because you aren't, and you will pay the consequences of believing so.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

By falling on your own throwing stars and dying :D

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

}CK Mr. Viking does not approve!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*hugs* Can I hug Mr. Viking? *looks at O'soul with puppy dog eyes*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

As long as you're not a ninja, samauri, vampire, or pirate then yes, you can. ^_^

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

So I can't hug the viking? :(

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, since you're actually a cool, proper vampire then yes, you may. =]

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad that you made an exemption for me, O'soul :3

[ - ] LiraelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's good to know you have standards, and that sparkly vampires are not allowed.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*shudders* Sparkly vampires...ugh.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeesh. Sparkly....

[ - ] SmileyFace818Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

sparkly vampires give me nightmares

[ - ] FreakmanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm a sparkling vampire... Fear my glitter!

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yay!! I'm not any of those things! *hugs Mr. Viking* ^_^

[ - ] Voldemortal_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

hahah, took me a while, but now I see it. :)

[ - ] rossart12Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I bet the phone broke when you kicked it. Idiot.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

The broken phone now matches his broken brain!

[ - ] spencersaverageGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

ninja moments come and go

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bad grammar leaves you friendless.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Unless.... Nevermind... *Backs away slowly*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I must have just missed you!

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Capitalization and punctuation are your friends...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Your friends left you. You're friendless.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I love these three friend-related comments.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I love to do that :3

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

friendless hopeless brainless! im just going to find myself a new giant, thats all

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I know! I came back and was like...woah.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I hate to point this out but not once is it mentioned that the phone hits anything damaging, like a table. Again it was the kick. *waits for bads*

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I imagine it hit a wall...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Duh. Speed kills.

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OP has finally realized their stupidity

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi everyone<33

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hiya~ <3

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

So how are we all today?

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm okay. And you? :3

[ - ] studmuffinslolGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi :) not sure if your talking to me but hi anyway

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I would never leave someone out :)

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who are you again?

[ - ] tchantzzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Me? Tchantzz :) (Chance)

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Anyone looking forward to the release of 'Black Sands' by Bonobo? *gets ready for a lot of "huh?"s*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Eh?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Huh?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

huh?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Toyds! There you are! *hugs* Phew...

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hello. Anything new?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sniff* No... :(

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sniff?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sniff??

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Um... I don't know?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Exactly! *hugs and gives pepsi*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*runs in circles*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles and watches* ^_^

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stops and eats doritos*

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Huh?

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

huh? first!!

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

FAIL. *bads*

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

damn *is stunned* i thought i would be second

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

its a joke between bela and i from when i was a wee mliaer

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...I don't care...

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*bads*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Still doing that first-thing of yours? You fail.

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Huh?

[ - ] LiraelGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damned double posting! *Bads own post*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I knew I could count on you guys :3

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Slurricane is back!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Really? Well then, *leaves*

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cries*

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Heyy!

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hands tissue but leaves anyway to look cool*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey, s- I mean slurricane.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who were you going to say?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd rather not say. It's secret.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Tell! I'm dying to know. You can't tell on the outside, but on the inside, I really am dying to know.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a secret nickname. That's all you get to know.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fine if I can't know..*shoots*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dodges* Talk to slurricane if you really want to know.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I'd rather not say. It's secret.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SLURRY!

[ - ] KK3308Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha what a smart person

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodbye my lovers! <3 Xx

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Toodles.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bye.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh- wait- I'm not their lover!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And Bela. I can't be your lover, silly!

[ - ] sweetieheart002Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I left for two months or so and come back to all these unfamiliar people. twas surprising, for me~

[ - ] sweaterthiefGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hello everyone these comments are amusing me

[ - ] danifreakadoraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

fate my friend.

[ - ] NinjaPenguin24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

IM A NINJA! *karate kicks* catch me if ya can o.O

[ - ] BewussteinslageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I did the same thing to my alarm clock, actually-I woke up and went to turn it off, but when I put it back on the nightstand, it hit the opposite wall (six feet away). It didn't work the next morning :(, but I fixed it the next day. :)

[ - ] linykaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

You should be happy, that would be to big of an Edward moment.... awesome ninja moves are not from twilight

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