MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] -YourMom-Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MLIA now KNOWS you're nuts.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Mommy??

[ - ] -YourMom-Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nope. Nice guess though.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Daddy?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BP <333333

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NZChicky EEEEEEE>

[ - ] bellalovesyomommaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Bella <3333333333

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BORDERPATROOOOOL <333 How's the job going today?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Tiring. :( But, ya know? It's fun.

[ - ] bellalovesyomommaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I love you momma!

[ - ] chickybrat2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i do this too!

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 10Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*replaces 'face' with 'penis'*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Penis goatees are totally 80's. It's all about the lumberjack look now.

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I giggled when I read this.

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

i searched this on youtube, but my computer got a virus and porn flashed over the screen, and i touched my 'goatee'

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I think you need to find better things to do with your time.

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is it. Is it really.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

This might possibly be the 100th post about this phenomenon. Please kill yourself.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well...If you say so *Grabs gun and points to head*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nooooo- *dives dramatically and knocks away gun* Don't scare me like that!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But..but..bu I don't understand! He said to do it *cries after realising the mistake nearly made*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't worry, you're going to make some nice friends to look after you! They'll put you in this amazing jacket where you get to hug yourself all the time!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well I do like huggles!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This will be perfect for you! You won't ever have to worry about doing anything like that...

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

When can I leave??

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*taps watch* *waits* Now! Did you enjoy your stay?

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*flies through the window to save you*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not you! I meant OP! *grabs gun away from NZChicky and pats on back* There, there. That was a close one!

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

*congrajewlates on save.* ps, im gud spellar dont juj me

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

eye wud nevar juj u!

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

thank u red bry boy

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

what the hell? what did i do wrong?

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

oh i fucked up your name, sorry.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is the third post about goatees and touching your face.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I may have exaggerated slightly.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

;)

[ - ] JustAnotherAvgGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Only slightly.

[ - ] lover4evaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Anybody I know on? If not, hello all my new friends!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hello! My username is unneccessarily long and foreign! :D

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bye everyone!!! <3

[ - ] carolinaliarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye!

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodbye, interesting crossbreed!

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

is that a redneck joke?

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you wife says "I'm game tonight" and you shoot her...you might be a redneck.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This comment made me laugh. *Gives cookies*

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

you mean i am/ oh no that was an accident

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

disbelief101, please stop commenting on my comments with your bad grammar.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you thinking what I'm thinking MAM? It's n00b badding time!!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Bads like crazy*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well I meant a half-llama/half-fish would be interesting, but sure, why not? Let's ask if his gun rack has a gun rack on it.

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

why yes, but i was too busy watching nascar to stock it.

[ - ] Animallover6896Good: 1Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Lol. I did that. It was amusing

[ - ] FatUnitsCanKillGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope to God you're being sarcastic.

[ - ] Animallover6896Good: 0Bad: 01 year ago

I wan commenting on th post, not on anything else. I wen taround and asked people what a goatee is. They all touched their face. this is not a reply to anything, it was a comment on this post.

[ - ] FatUnitsCanKillGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, OP. You ARE nuts. You're psychopathic and you're not even clever.

[ - ] disbelief101Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

what about my nuts/

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FUCK is gonna suck them then rape you with a tree branch. Have fun.

[ - ] buttbackbreastfreeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well I guess you're pretty cool then, huh, OP?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm taking a wild guess that you're a swimmer.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought she was a whore saying it's free to touch those body parts. I thought wrong.

[ - ] buttbackbreastfreeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey, you can touch my free if you want.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like you. Are you new? *Grabs left breast*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't get too close, newbie.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm a newbie?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*feels left out and cries*

[ - ] buttbackbreastfreeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll take a wild guess that your name is Miles?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Darn, I was thinking siamese twins, both named Miles.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Actually it's not, I do track, but it's actually because of a poem title.

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You...you like poetry?!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Well, I guess so, the poem "Miles and Miles" was written for me, so I always use it as my username <3 P.S. I do like Robert Frost. :)

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, well that's really cool! Sorry, I just asked because I love to write poetry, I didn't mean that to be weird. :)

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All sarcasm aside, it wasn't weird! Haha! :) *gives brownies in exchange for a poem*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Waits to be noticed*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I SEE YOU! *points*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I see you to! What type of bread is rye bread?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The best kind! Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rye_bread.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm looks interesting. I like white bread. Or whatever kind of bread rolls are made from. Sometimes for dinner, I Only eat rolls, because I like them that much.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pumpernickel is the best type of rye ever.

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*suffers selective blindness and does not notice*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*kicks Cosners in the family jewels* Notice now?

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*winces* yes... x'(

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SNB! <3

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Howdy partner.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*In a western voice, while sitting on a horse* Howdy! How're you doing these days?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*In a western southern Irish accent while straddling a large golden retriever* I'm dandy! St. Patty's day! Did you wear green? *Prepares to pinch.*

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Backs away slowly while sweat starts to drop from forehead* I.. um... well I.. *Gets on knees* Okay! I completely forgot until I got to school! *cries*

[ - ] lover4evaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*also waits to be noticed*

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*again, suffers from selective blindness and does not notice*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah I don't know you...so *doesn't notice*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*joins the selective-blindness club*

[ - ] theinfamouswroetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just scanned that and thought it said "*joins the seductive-blindness club*". Woah.

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There's no such thing as the seductive blindness club! *looks around suspiciously* YOU DIDN'T SEE NOTHING!!

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is selectively blind about your joining, and so doesn't add your name to the list*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Kisses on cheek and runs off*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No! Don't run away!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Runs back* Hiya!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey girl! Long time no see!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know right? Where have you been hiding my love? How are you??

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've been hiding in your closet..and at baseball..I've been buisy! How have you been doing?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Busy

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why didn't you tell me so you could come out every so often! It's very cramped in there! I've been very well thank you! Summer has just ended and its freezing!!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pretends not to notice while masturbating to a picture of you*

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*steals your picture and locks self in broom closet*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*breaks into broom closet and rapes you with a broom*

[ - ] _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*does not enjoy*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Man IWYV...you got a hold of another picture? I thought I had stopped those pics of me that were floating around online..

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's why I broke into your room, knocked you out with illegal chemicals, took a picture of you with my dick in your mouth and made 400 copies of it. Want one?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, but only if you autograph it.

[ - ] lover4evaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow creepy.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm actually flattered.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Top O'the morning to ya!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I read that with an Irish accent. I'm so average.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hallo, Wabadie! <3

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'Ello, govnah! <3

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone just mentioned this in my class today...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well I guess it's average.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It is true that people always make the hand gestures to describe a goatee, but the unaverage part was the OP bragging about their insanity.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Raise your hand if you're Irish. *raises hand*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Do you mean from Ireland, or from Irish descent?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm of Irish descent! *raises hand*

[ - ] EragonvsharryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HERE! *raises hand*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

erin go bragh?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*raises all three hands and sees looks of disgust* Don't look at me! *Runs away while arms are flailing*

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://tinychat.com/mliacommenters

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Touching your face. Not at all sexual, but like everything else, can be made so. Easily.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"I can't be held responsible, cuz she was touching her face." Yup, too easy.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Don't tell anyone or I'll say you're a slut, plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my face."

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahaha. Jizz in the pants.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You think incorrectly.

[ - ] DezerayahGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh boy, it works!

[ - ] thursdaysgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thinks of goatees and rubs chin* it's all lies(;

[ - ] mebebbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i do this all the time with my friends. the person we ask gets so confused as to why we all start laughing and walk away

[ - ] collectiveGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

me and my friend are actually planning to do this tomorrow. cant wait!

[ - ] collectiveGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

me and my friend are actually planning to do this tomorrow. cant wait!

[ - ] NinjaPenguin24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

IVE ALREADY DONE THIS!!!! hehehehehehehehehe [:

[ - ] kthollonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am sitting in an enclosed room with my friend. i tried your theory and asked what a goatee was. she then proceeded to touch her face while explaining. i laughed and showed her the story. good times

[ - ] jmmmliarocksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

sounds like my friend kaleb mmmmm suspicion

[ - ] EragonvsharryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have done this and yes i am thought to be insane by everyone. BTW jmmmliarocks, I think i know who your talking about but if i do, you spelled MY name wrong. Caleb not Kaleb. Im the crazy evil genius kid who is also a ninja.

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