MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I learned that while my grandmother was in the hospital for a stroke, she referred to my grandfather not as her husband, but as "the man with the cute butt". MLIA
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[ - ]  OptimistGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Did she die?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NO WAY! *rubs eyes*
 
[ - ]  keilabellaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*faints*
 
[ - ]  ElricGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*wakes up* Wake up! I'm about to faint myself and need someone to wake me up.
 
[ - ]  abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gets excited*
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*squeeze*
 
[ - ]  ElricGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*fangirl squeal* *faints*
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*calls 911/999*
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*wide eyed* It's YOU!
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How are you gentlemen?
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
All your base... that's old, isn't it? Never mind.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have to go for a little while. YOU HAD BETTER STILL BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK. <333
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Are belong to us.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Not at all gentle...to the OP's it is. So baisically nothing has changed here. Howzit with you?
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
Not at all gentle...to the OP's it is. So baisically nothing has changed here. Howzit with you?
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
Not at all gentle...to the OP's it is. So baisically nothing has changed here. Howzit with you?
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NO! What is it with my computor today!? I only pressed it once.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It happened to me the other day. I think it's a glitch. Don't worry. :)
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, last time I checked, I was female, but I'm good. Where have you been?
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It was a reference. I know most MLIAers are female. I'm all right, thanks.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*tacklehugs* OPTIMIST! <3333
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's a logical question, seeing as the post is about someones grandma having a stroke.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This is actually a rather legitimate question
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*fangirl scream* NO WAY!
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago
*fangirl scream* NO WAY!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
We're like drug addicts, Optimist. You can't just give us one little hit of your awesomeness! I better see you on the next post... or else! Dun dun dun.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm sorry I'm slacking my personal gooding duties. I'm studying.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Eh, that's okay. I don't pay you enough anyways.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello, friend.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*feels ignored by friend*
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*special squeeze*
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That isn't very optimistic. =P
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's the idea.
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Bah, I knew that. >_>
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*rubs eyes* It can't be. *continues to rub eyes*
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*pours bleach in eyes* Better?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*flails* IT STINGS! AAAAAAAAAAAAH *can see clearer now* woah thank you! *stares at Optimist with wide-eyes(
 
[ - ]  OptimistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*stares back with optimistic eyes*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I can't believe its you. *hugs* And if your wondering. Nope I do not know you.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Did this not make you love your grandma? You have a heart of stone.
 
[ - ]  abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*stares at OP's grandfather's butt*
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*glances at OP's grandfather's butt* OP's grandma doesn't lie...
 
[ - ]  abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*continues to stare*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 18Bad: 221 year, 11 months ago
I have a cute butt.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 9Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Damn right you do.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 10Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago
Thanks, baby.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 9Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago
But it itches right now. *frowns*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I would be only too happy to help.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
*bends over*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*slaps KG's butt*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
*rubs butt* Owww..... you were supposed to scratch it...
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WTF. Why are you getting badded?
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Maybe because she has haters. Comes with the fame mah darling...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Or one hater who figured out how to multi-bad.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm getting gooded into oblivion? Maybe they have us mixed up...
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
They're anti-villainous, so they good you...?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
Nah, baby, you're just that good.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Perhaps. Who knows. @KG: Thanks baby.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 7Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago
People hate me I guess. I'm not worried.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*smacks KGH's butt*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*saws off taffy's hand*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I knew there was a reason I was weary to do that... howzit goin antihero
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's going fine. Have we met?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Probably at one point in time yes, but not sure anymore
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How enlightening.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
LAWL!
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Oh hey kg um how are things with your man? did ya'll break up?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The hell's your problem?
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The guy she was dating in real life not you. I gave her advice awhile back,and I was wondering how things went.
 
[ - ]  lover4evaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
IFFIE! :D *huggles*
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey lover (wow that sounded weird) how are you?
 
[ - ]  lover4evaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha it did! I'm good. Better than earlier thanks to you! :)
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well thats good. Remember I will always be here for you okay.
 
[ - ]  lover4evaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thanks! That makes me feel a ton better! <333 OH em gee!!! I gtg sorry everyone!!!
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow IronFist. You sure do talk to a lot of people off of here. Not to mention when i needed advice you hardly gave me any.
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye, see you later.
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
knn talk to me on the email its working again.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:(
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What? You've still got one left. Learn your place.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Today, I learned that while my grandmother was in the hospital, my grandfather sexed her up. He sure does have a cute but. MLIA
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*butt
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I bet she did.
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...I hope she recovers...
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What is wrong with you?
 
[ - ]  abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
BBT!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Abbccc x2! Hi.
 
[ - ]  abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello. Good to see you.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, it wasn't for long. I must go clean my room, since I have people coming over in about twenty minutes and I cannot even see my floor.... Buh-bye!
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
With OP? Everything.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*giggles immaturely* Butt...Oh OP, you never fail to amuse me with your hilarious and sidesplitting humor. [!]
 
[ - ]  abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*laughs uncontrollably at OP's hilarious joke*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gasps for breath amidst another ferocious bout of laughter* HAHAH --AH..AHA...*wheeze*
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Damn you Joker! You got MLIA?!
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MLIA is yours?
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*mind re-explodes* STOP DOING THAT!
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*mind re-explodes* STOP DOING THAT!
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Seems like your grandparents can still manage to ''agree'' on things. Gross.....
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, I went to the hospital for a stroke. I was forcibly ejected from the children's ward and placed on the sex offenders' register. MLIA
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sounds like you had a good day then. :]
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hi-Larious.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*falls off chair*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nice to know I'm the only one that can't seem to sit in a chair today
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Everyone loves a cheeky paedo gag.
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes we do.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, pervy gran, butts. MLIA
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Also, "joke about victims of stroke".
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
-2 points.
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This entire culture is ADD. They all need ridalin!! *eye twitches*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*replaces Ritalin with Beaten*
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lmao. Nice. I don't need to be beat though.. I'm a good girl...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Or are you a naughty girl? *winks*
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm naughty.... ;] Shhhh no one can know though.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And what do I get to keep my mouth shut?
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Duck tape.....
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Unless you want something else... If you do.. please share :]...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Murr err <translates to: Take this off!!!>
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'll keep quiet if I can have you. <seductive>
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*slowly pulls duck tape off* Sorry.. so what is it that you want?
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*lays on the floor* Hmmmm. I might consider this.... *ponders*
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have to go talk to you guys tomorrow.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, I realized the post number contains 0,1,2,3,4 and 5. Cool.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yahtzee!
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'll play Yahtzee.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
In Soviet Union, Yahtzee plays you.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sounds... fun.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Glances up at post number* holy shit, it does
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There are two two's
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There are tutus. Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There are pointe shoes. *reinstates the cult of ballerinas on MLIA*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 39Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
I keep getting badded to oblivion! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me [!] Oh Lord, make it stop[!!!]
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lawl.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits on couch* So what's up with you today, baby?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Eh, nothing exciting. I'm fucking pissed though, because Drew lost his job. Luckily our rent was paid for the next two months, but it's still fucking scary. He can't afford to take out another loan.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Shit that sucks. What did he used to do for a job?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He was working as a bartender at an upscale restaurant. He brought it a good income for still going to school.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well that fucking sucks. I wish I had connections in GA. Fuck.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me too. We'll be fine. It's just a pain in the ass, you know?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I know, believe me. Last year I was unemployed for 4 months. Had to move back in with my parents. *shivers* I got the hell out of there right quick.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I didn't bad you!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Holy shit, 20 goods? WTF?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Consider it compensation for the torrent of bads
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
26.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
30!
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
33!
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*head essplodes*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*glues head back together* Don't do that, you know, you're my husband and my main form on income. I need you.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hangs newly glued head* I'm sorry for being selfish.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awww, it's okay baby, *xoxoxoxoxo*
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
KGhero I asked you a question up top.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*looks* Fine, and no.
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Okay, are things better?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
For now. I doubt it will last. I don't really want to talk about it.
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Okay I'm sorry.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*huffs* I gooded you 12 times.
 
[ - ]  lover4evaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I gtg Capdy!!! BYeeee!!! <333
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<3333
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How the fuck did you do that?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*winks* I learned the secret a long time ago.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I gooded you 7 times!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Damn it, how did you do that? I want to know how!?!?!?!?@#$?@#%?#%?^!@#?$!#?&@?$^%?#!4
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*giggles* Do you use IE Troll?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah I do.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Same here. Sixty Four Bit.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WTF....make me able to do that...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's easy. I just use Version 5 of Internet Explorer 64 Bit. Just delete your cookies, re-start the browser and you can add another Good or Bad. Troll might do it another way, but that's how I do it.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know about that way, but I have a newer version of IE. I just use my different MLIA accounts.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That sounds way too complicated....I'll just make you do it for me...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What's a little disappointing is that she probably ran to the new post and isn't going to read this.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was wrong, Yay!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry to not disappoint, Andy :\
 
[ - ]  jesssingsonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*goods KG* better, darling?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes, thanks.
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
37!
 
[ - ]  jesssingsonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yay! Haha, I feel like I helped a good cause! ^~^
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I find it kind of weird that, when I'm cleaning, one of my favorite songs to listen to is : Man, I feel like a woman.
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Are you a man?
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, last time I checked I was definitely a woman.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And just how long ago was that...
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Check again! Muhahahah!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*checks* Yep, definitely no penis there.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yo- Yo- You said that word! I'm telling!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Penis... penis... penis... penis. PENIS. I just said it five times. What now?!
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You only said "it" once, you liar.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't go all logical on me!
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*goes all logical on BBT*
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sulks* W-what ever. *cries*
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Um... penis?
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, then why is this weird? I love that song.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just because I never listen to it any other time. Only when I'm cleaning.
 
[ - ]  gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love Shania!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
"I didn't peirce my nipples because you thought it was weird. I didn't stay at the King Club last night 'cause YOU wanted to go home." "You were flirting with a woman in rubbber." "There will ALWAYS be woman in rubber flirting with me!"
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Women*
 
[ - ]  jesssingsonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
RENT!!!!!
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was listening to Take me Or Leave me and... those are some of my favorite lines from Rent, so I had to post them.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've got to go!!! Bye! Oh and by the way, this is my newest happy place
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits down* Did everyone just like get pissed at me?? :[
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*winks* I'd like to get pissed on yo...actually that's really weird, never mind.
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No one was talking to me this morning... Damn clone bitch trying to be me make you guys mad yesterday??
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I never actually saw her.
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't know who you are.....So, yes....
 
[ - ]  theREALthat_girLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
T_T
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't even know who you are.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just totally failed that
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I passed. I was given an 87%.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No the test I just took.
 
[ - ]  Voldemortal_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tell your grandma I say, "Thanks!" ;D
 
[ - ]  taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Grandpa!!!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
..
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...?
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
....
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
.....
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
C-c-combo breaker!
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
......
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
.......
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
........
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
.........
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
..........
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...........
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
....
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ha! I win.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
?!?!?!?!?!?
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
....
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
..
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
..... (Fibonacci sequence for the win)
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OKAY! This isn't funny, it's just annoying now. Like DFRA
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*jumps back onto comments* I'm back now! Anyone miss me? *is attention whoring*
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nope. *turns and walks off*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Darn. I had hoped to give you these jello shots, but I guess not....
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You attention whore. (Hi, I'm POT! Nice to meet you, Kettle! You're black!!!!)
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Pleasing Orange Tickles?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*ring ring* Hey, Pot? This is Kettle!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sings* Rogue-Rogue-Rogue Muffin! Rogue Muffin Catch-er! (to the tune of row your boat). I am so freaking bored.
 
[ - ]  vildebhGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1842081 (A)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
SPAM.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
.MAPS *tazers*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like what you did there.
 
[ - ]  vildebhGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
it's not spam (A) It's a true story :)
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's still spam. It wasn't even funny. Or average.
 
[ - ]  vildebhGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
wow , you're mean ! :(
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow, you're a n00b.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You'll live.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Spam is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite to help keep its color. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of meat stock.[1] The product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and folklore.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No thanks.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*rings giant bell* NEW POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneone!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  GrammaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
haha! my great Gramma's favorite thing to do before she died was to watch "Dancing with the stars" and comment on the guy dancer's butts.
 
[ - ]  ninjasbeatpirates95Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like your grandmother
 
[ - ]  XxXiLoveYewXxXGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, I guess you now know why she fell for him..
 

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