MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

A month ago, I was in Paris with my family visiting my dad's side. When we went shopping, I was hit in the head by a paper airplane. Today, I was on MLIA, and read how two friends threw a paper airplane off the Eiffel Tower. What a small world. MLIA.

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[ - ] keilabellaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bonjour.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Au revior, OP.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Je t'aime Slurricane.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Whaa?!

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you ._.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I lub you too :)

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Yes, except that lots of people do this.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 16Bad: 361 year, 11 months ago

Uhh, you didn't read an MLIA about it, and if you did, it was submitted months ago, you stupid fuck.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 10Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

You're so mean.

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 7Bad: 361 year, 11 months ago

Duh, that's the whole point. To bash on n00bs like you, annoying trolls, and the OP.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 10Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Did you just call TAMA a n00b? Pot, meet kettle. "you're black".

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 2Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

o.e Game's off today, muhbad.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It takes months to get voted in...

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

OP's story is not possible, unless OP lied about it being a month ago..

[ - ] MobileGood: 17Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

The story was submitted the day it happened. Due to the delay, it appeared a month later. You're welcome.

[ - ] keilabellaGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*claps*

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 3Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

But stories don't get posted that fast. If they did, my stories (which are exceptionally average) would be post. But they're not.

[ - ] MobileGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Have you ever heard of the word, exponential? OP probably submitted THIS story 3 months ago.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

No hablo.

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

The timing is all off. MLIA stories don't get through that fast.

[ - ] RezzieGurlGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] Person1233Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, it isn't. This story was probably submitted in mid-January. In mid-January, we were getting stories from the beginning of December. It is very much possible.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 11Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Or maybe everybody in Paris hates you?

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Just like in America....

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure we can include Canada in that as well.

[ - ] BeckyBearGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

lies!

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well now I wanna listen to M.I.A's Paper Planes. *sings* I fly like paper get high like planes!

[ - ] cglock88Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Catch me at the border; I got visas in my name.

[ - ] I_am_invader_zimGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you come around here, I make 'em all day I get one down in a second if you wait

[ - ] I_am_invader_zimGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Its a small world after aaallll *sings*

[ - ] crabbyabby1104Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

lol i hate that song.. ITS A SMALL WORLD!

[ - ] I_am_invader_zimGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Its scary at Epcot when dolls sing it and move around

[ - ] I_am_invader_zimGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

If you come around here, I make 'em all day I get one down in a second if you wait

[ - ] I_am_invader_zimGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

oops..

[ - ] ShurmanatrixGood: 1Bad: 151 year, 11 months ago

A-hem. Please read to the tune of Beethoven's 9th Symphony, a.k.a. Ode to Joy GOOOOO, GOOO GO, GO GO GOOO GO , GOO GOooo GO GO, GO GO DIEEEEIEEEE. Thank you very much. Go die, you fucking waste of genes. All of you, go die with him.

[ - ] crabbyabby1104Good: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well than, Mr. Sourpuss

[ - ] ShurmanatrixGood: 2Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

Your reply annoys me. You must die more painfully now. Preferrably in a manner involving sharp, penetrating objects.

[ - ] klolkGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

People chuck paper planes off the eiffel tower everyday. It was not the same person.

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