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The other day when I was at the movies with my friends we bought food and were 36 cents short. The cashier took 50 cents out of his pocket and put it in the cash register. He then gave us the 14 cents change. Now that's a gentlemen. MLIA.
#1229150 Comments: 59 Vote: average 8795meh 422Share 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 12Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
No, that's a sign that he just wanted you to leave already.
 
[ - ]  SpunkyCarrotGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Movie food is expensive.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
If that's the nicest thing a man has ever done for oyu, I feel bad for you, honey...
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*you
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Your comment was much more entertaining than this stupid post.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Why thank you. I aims to please.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I aim to kill. Less people I have to please.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Well, try not to kill me. Thanks.
 
[ - ]  SpunkyCarrotGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*Fewer...
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Are you correcting me?
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
No. That's how it works.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Now, that's what happens when you don't date assholes. Try it sometimes. LOWER your standards for looks.
 
[ - ]  ChytheGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*goods*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 10Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Then he followed you home and raped you in the night.
 
[ - ]  sonnielikewhoaGood: 6Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
And you liked it.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 7Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
It's not rape if they enjoy it.
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Inless you're a minor.
 
[ - ]  sonnielikewhoaGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Statutory rape. (:
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
-5 points.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
To Ravenclaw
 
[ - ]  veronicajcadenaGood: 0Bad: 231 year, 11 months ago
ummmmmm gay
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
We don't use that word here. It is not considered an insult.
 
[ - ]  twitchy_fingersGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That happens occasionally. They usually want to avoid awkward "you're just so many cents short so I can't serve you" situations.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I was once one pence short and the cashier wouldn't serve me.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Notty *bows down to oh great one*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*pulls our binoculars* Looks like we got ourselves a badding troll.
 
[ - ]  twitchy_fingersGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I don't see many bad votes on the comments...
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I see a bad on each comment.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm gooding all the comments that deserve it :)
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*Brings out a rifle, ready to blast away the badding troll*
 
[ - ]  twitchy_fingersGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Goodness, I see now. We shall hunt down this badding troll and incinerate him with lukewarm coals.
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why lukewarm?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Really, you know really. Why the fuck do people need to bad? REALLY.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I smell *sniff* n00b.
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Your poor nose.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I know *sterilses nose*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
And it's not TheBaddingFairy, so it's not acceptable.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Run-on sentence, anyone? *holds out tray*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I'll try a bite.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*watches CaptainAndy vomit profusely* I shoulda warned ya!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That sentence, the one that you just gave me, was really tastey, delicious and fresh, but not like Fresh Prince fresh, more like new apple fresh, if you know what I mean.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
But it induces vomitation!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I usually, but not all the time, have a really strong, but not overly strong, stomach, the thing in my stomach, for those kinds of things. *vomits* Maybe not.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*holds hair* It's okay, let it allll out. The sentence won't hurt you anymore.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Sure!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
TOYDS!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
RMCHammer!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
SLURRY!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MMM lunch.
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Great, now I'm hungry.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Then eat.
 
[ - ]  theinfamouswroetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's a good idea. Lunch time!
 
[ - ]  montypythonfanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Where did the other gentlemen come from? I only saw one gentleman in that post, if we count the lazy cashier as a gentleman. Personally, I don't, but apparently the plurally-challenged OP did.
 
[ - ]  brokenwings00Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I noticed there was an 'e' instead of an 'a'. ... Fails. :)
 
[ - ]  McfattyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I work at a movie theater and I used to do that a lot too. That's actually the reason why I carry change in my pockets when going to work. It's just a little awkward sometimes to watch people who are a little short and have to put whatever back.
 
[ - ]  kayreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I wouldn't call that a gentleman, exactly. I work at a grocery store and I've done that too. I'm a girl. Everyone (both genders) at my work does that too. It's being polite. And as mcfatty said, it saves from being awkward and making them put something back.
 
[ - ]  normal01Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I worked as a cashier (female) in a grocery store but we weren't allowed to have money in our pockets during work.
 
[ - ]  rashatahaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
no, that's a thief
 

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