MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*pretends last sentence isn't there* Good post.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 4Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Good penis *rapes*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Even without, I'd still argue it. OP didn't do anything, s/he's just taking credit for another's wit.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 2Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

Even without, I'd still argue it. OP didn't do anything, s/he's just taking credit for another's wit.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That is true. Very good point. *contemplates*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

THISKEEPSHAPPENING. The Internet connecting sucks in this half of the house.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

thnanks for the update?

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 4Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Tis a shame you didn't die laughing, then this post wouldn't exist.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

*rapes and cums on face*

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

*french kisses with cum still on face*

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I am slightly ashamed of myself to say that is rather hot.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

EWWW!!!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Not gonna lie, I love it. (too weird?)

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nope. But this place is practically turning into a porn cite. In a weird role-playing way....

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Lol, maybe we should hold off a little bit? Unless you wanna go balls deep into it.

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*site

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well Andy, I guess we should cut down a little... I think I'm grossing Terra out...

[ - ] hollyberry101Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Whoa. This quote does sound kind of deep, in a weird twisted way if you think about it real hard...

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gigity.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

gigity

[ - ] RhiepantsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goo

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You don't happen to be a teacher, do you?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*kills OP*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Haha, I get it...but it ain't that funny.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

GTFO NOOB!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*laughs hysterically* Honey, I've been on here longer than you. I am in no way, shape, or form a n00b. I have never been a n00b, either. And by saying that comment, you have made yourself a n00b.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

its just one of those things that usually just gets tossed around with no meaning but ive been here since the posts where actually average not "taday me and my fish went out and saw an alien in dah sky OMGmlia"

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...huh? Why did you call me a n00b if it's "one of those things that usually just getss tossed around with no meaning..."? And please use proper grammar (I'm assuming the example post was supposed to be misspelled)

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

For future references, it's spelled with 0's, not o'S

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

they are overweight just like most of america

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Actually, I live in America, and most of us are smart and in good shape.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And I know quite a few "overweight people" who are very fit, it's just their body type that keeps them from becoming skinnier.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, churches. I'm usually a non-dickhead athiest, except for yeterday. I started yelling at someone for being a homophobe due to religion. Grrrrr...

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll ignore your comment about being athiest and just say HI!

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hello to you. :)

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

LOL THEISTIC RELIGION Satanism. Bitch.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You sir need to calm the crap down.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, not Satanism, just a lack of religious beliefs. I am happy this way.

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm Satanist :3

[ - ] LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am Catholic, but I like to believe in reincarnation.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I respect your beliefs then. :)

[ - ] awbrook24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So you believe that nothing happens when you die

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Correct. We decompose, but we don't pass on. I believe this, but I'm open to whatever, just not hate to specific groups. I can't tolerate the intolerance, but i'm open to beliefs.

[ - ] Searching4HereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pointing out the irony in not tolerating intolerance*

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

rofl

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*mumbles*

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*SCREAMS*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*grumbles*

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*farts*

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*rapes*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*catches fire*

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sigh*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*die*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hgis*

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hgis?

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

sigh backward.

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hgis

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Since this is a religious post, I'll tell you all my story. Today, I went up to the house I'm buying to do some work. The snow is melting and a statue of Jesus that I didn't know about before is starting to show. I plan on hiding him in the house and getting my friend to play "Find Jesus" with me. MLIA (Before anyone tells me they are offended, or starts a religious debate: Just shut the fuck up)

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

that actually sounds fun...

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But, but, I like to fuck off with you...... *runs to a corner, confused, on the verge of tears*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*waits till tears cloud her vision, then rapes in the ass*

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*rapes back*

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*watches and lols*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*intersted in having a religious debate* Talkin calmly about it is fine, right?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm just not in the mood. On here usually it turns into a giant pissing match between 14 year olds. That's why I put that clause in here.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Do you have something against 14 year olds? *on the verge of tears again*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not really, I was just illustrating the average age of the site.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok. That's better. *wants to rapes but huggles instead*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*kisses cheek*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're right, but the comments seem generally relaxed today.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The other part of it is: I'm a devote Methodist. No matter what you say I won't change, and no matter what I say you won't change. That's the thing I love about America is that we all have the right to believe what we want. So, to be honest, I don't see a point in debate.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

WOAH. 14 year old offended here.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I go to a Catholic school, been raised Catholic my whole life, mostly Irish, but not big on praying and being a religious and shit. That's who I am, if you don't like it, I don't care.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who would dislike it? I come from a Jewish family, but I don't have any beliefs. I go to an international school, and I'm generally content with that.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know a few people who are really religious, and my dad wants me to become a nun. FAT CHANCE.

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

FUCK YOU YOUR BELIEFS ARE WRONG SO SUCK MY FUCKING DICK OKAY I AM RIGHT BECAUSE I FUCKIGN SAID SO OKAY DON'T DISPROVE ME WITH YOUR SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!11!!!1 /rage

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Case in point.

[ - ] powderedmilkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let's share kind words instead.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Today," +1pt. "I saw a sign outside a church" +1pt "that said, "Stop , Drop and Roll does not work in Hell."" -1pt "My friends and I laughed the rest of the ride." -1pt "MLIA." +1pt Total 1pt.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Don't think I'm spamming... http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You are.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

nobody likes me but even i dont spam

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

People would like you if you Capitalized and Punctuated.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because you don't use proper grammar.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That is also true. But hey what can i say?

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

also thank you for helping me come to a realization about wehat i need to do to better these little chit chats.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh you came so close. Just turn that i into an I and you got it.

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO! I JUST WANT TO BE ACCEPTED!

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*starts crying while running away from Captan Andy*

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*run towards Andy*

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We all know what he will do then.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Stops wubb and hands beer, then glances around at everyone judging him for having a beer at nine in the morning* It's St. Patrick's day, that's a good enough reason for me

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nobody likes me but even I don't spam. FML

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*breakdances*

[ - ] GalanothwolfGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rapedances*

[ - ] RhiepantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I laughed

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Plays an Irish jig*

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I;ve met the guy who played Billboard Dad.. He's a family friend who used to play in a Irish band.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I've

[ - ] RhiepantsGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

UH OH THE BIBLE THUMPERS ARE GETTIN WORKED UP

[ - ] VeniVidiVolley93Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i love those types of signs. at my old school, this one teacher had a poster with all kinds of signs like that. my favorite was: "go to church on sunday or i'll make rush hour longer." can we not get into religious debates? it's MLIA after all. i'm extremely religious, but don't believe in condemning other people. MLIA is for average people. if you wanna fight about God, go somewhere else.

[ - ] gothemchick101Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I actually saw a sign that read that once!!! Rare church humor.

[ - ] ady123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've seen a sign that said that also!

[ - ] starburst13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I WAS ON THAT BUS!

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