MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, the escalators in the subway were closed, so everyone was crammed onto the narrow set of stairs. I walked down the escalator. MLIA
#1228342 Comments: 197 Vote: average 8010meh 363Share 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't hate this.
 
[ - ]  YoshiCookieGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
hi guys
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago
http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes Sweet. Beans.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*ignores*
 
[ - ]  Nate123561Good: 0Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1849403 D:
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
SPAM.
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I agree.
 
[ - ]  Nate123561Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
No, it's my completely average story D:
 
[ - ]  Nate123561Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I wanted to know what you guys thought xD
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We think you should go elsewhere.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Agreed.
 
[ - ]  Nate123561Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
K.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wait, wait... You're actually going to listen to me? This is not normal!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
O.O EHGAD. Tots Guess what O.O
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wait... Lemme guess. You just got an offer to be a model at Abercrombie and Fitch?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No but I wish. I'm not pretty enough to do that. But I have my first clone <33
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Really, where? Is it a good clone or a bad clone?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's a perverted clone. I haven't decided yet. 'tis ihatemyusernames
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
A perverted clone? Is it trying to make you look bad?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yup. I love it because its my clone but I hate its perverted ways.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
baahhhh what a homo-sapian
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh well. It'll go away eventually. And I'll shout at it if it shows up today.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love my clone though <33 it's my clone...Damn it you got me dreaming about A&F.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're welcome.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thats bad though...They are never going to hire me!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We're no longer accepting people posting stories in the comment area.
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We are no longer able to compute the average button on these posts.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
CANNED MEAT.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha. Not gonna lie, this made me laugh.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not gonna lie, that comment made me smile. :)
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not gonna lie, that comment made you smell.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Like lavender?
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sweet.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Correct spelling is !MAPS
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
*ignores post* so how is everyone's day?
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Unproductive and cluttered. I need to clean, but I painted instead. I also needed to study, but I painted. :/
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ah. I am in school. Don't really feel like doing work right now.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hm, I'm in bed. I wish I had motivation lately, I just can't do anything. Blah. So much studying I should be doing. *dead*
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I never study! Studying is for people who don't cheat...
 
[ - ]  SoulNinjaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's not cheating its gathering information from sources...during the test.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have to do a presentation on Differential Secretion and Accumulation of Terpene Indole Alkaloids in Hairy Roots of Catharanthus roseus Treated with Methyl Jasmonate. So therefore, not great :(
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol. soulninja, u are my soulninja... wait, this doesnt work.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I cheat in Japanese, but I can't fit all the weekly kanji and multiple spellings/meanings on my hand... The cheating is a backup. And art homework. Shit. My desk is too cluttered for large papers at the moment...
 
[ - ]  SoulNinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awww... My biggest things for school are mainly for Japanese and art, the rest of my classes are closing up big projects for the break. But I have a big essay in Japanese, and large final design pieces for art finishing up a fashion unit.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
trollin a tad earlyer but im done for today :D
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
It's not average, it's just people being stupid.
 
[ - ]  MrFriendGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This story seems incredibly familiar...
 
[ - ]  SoulNinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hi everyone.
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello
 
[ - ]  SoulNinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yay a fellow ninja.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Ninjas are losers.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just shot one. :D
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just ate you.
 
[ - ]  mitzychellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ahhh ninjas.. *smiles*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
NINJAS ARE SO CLICHE!! WHY ARE THEY SO COOL TO PEOPLE??? /end rant
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I agree. I used to like ninjas until other people started liking them.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I never liked ninjas, and I hate them even more because of this website.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
go on www.ninja.com (not spamming)
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ninjas! *looks up*
 
[ - ]  SoulNinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*appears behind lavenderplant* right behind you.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*stabs*
 
[ - ]  SoulNinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Turns into a log*missed me*is on a room top*.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*pulls out gun* BAM. Hit, dead. :D
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Right behind both of you...sexually?
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like sliced bread.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like coffee.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tea for me!
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mmmm.... I love most teas.... Depends on the time.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Teavana is the shit!
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It has the BEST tea ever.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Fruit punch gatorade and Coffe. Black. One packet of sugar.
 
[ - ]  TypicalUserGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love Teavana. :)
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tea is good too :)
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
As do I.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Andy? Can you do something for me?
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't think he is here.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oh... how sad. Anyone else should go to this-> http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes I'm not spamming...
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Can't at work.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Same.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes? Sorry I was off heating up my lunch.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hm. What's the comment section's taste in music?
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Switchfoot...
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#switch%20foot/all/1 Thou shalt go and listen.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Playlist hasn't been working in my country lately... But I'll remeber to look them up on YouTube when I'm back on my computer.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Alright. The albums "Oh! Gravity" and "Hello Hurricane" are their best work. Another band you might enjoy is The Daylights.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like all current music (except for rap and some hip-hop) and Broadway. My favorite singer is Lady Gaga, and I would list my favorite songs, but there are too darn many.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Alternative, I guess. It's hard to put everything in a genre, but that general area. I love Coldplay. And... I'd list, but it's long. I'm listening to the Smiths right now, it's so soothing. *content sigh*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're not going to listen to my suggestion, are you?
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*orgasmic sigh*
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
*orgasmic sigh*
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Whoops. *bads self* Lol. Get down with your bad self.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Alternative, I guess. It's hard to put everything in a genre, but that general area. I love Coldplay. And... I'd list, but it's long. I'm listening to the Smiths right now, it's so soothing. *content sigh*
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Damn rate limit. Apologies.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Avenged Sevenfold, MegaDeth, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, and of COURSE Neil Diamond. That's just to name a few.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like Coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, The Killers, and the like.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me too! Coldplay is my top favorite, and the Killers are playing right now! They cancled their concert here though, it was sad..
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
3 days grace...rock, metal, pop, alternative, country, broad way, classical. I could keep going.
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Avenged Sevenfold, country, classical, techno...
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Emerson Drive, Our Lady Peace, Nirvana, Broadway, Keith Urban, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Lady Antebellum, most classical music. I hate rap and hip-hop.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Paramore is my favorite. I like alternative, rock (like Bloc Party and Foo Fighters), some pop (like Lady Gaga and Black Eyed Peas), some hip-hop (like flo rida), and others like Death Cab for Cutie, Spinnerette, Flyleaf, etc.
 
[ - ]  unclewaldoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I've seen this happen. It's ridiculous. Although, walking up a broken escalator rather than normal stairs is slightly harder work because the steps are further apart. Yes, I've clearly given this a lot of thought.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Broken escalators are just awkward. I walk up or down whenever they're moving just to travel faster, but when stopped, everything just feels weird. And they clunk and move. :/
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Morning everyone.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Evening, here. Good morning! Sleep well?
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Extremely well.
 
[ - ]  horseygirl2224Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Good morning, hippo!
 
[ - ]  hollyberry101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So, does anyone know if you can add people as friends on this thing? Please tell me. :(
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No. All you do here is comment, submit stories, and read stories. That's it.
 
[ - ]  hollyberry101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oh. Thats sad. :( they should do something about that.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why? It's fine the way it is. This isn't a social networking site or anything like that.
 
[ - ]  mushymooshGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Its not sad, its average. If you dont like it, get off and go read *cringe* mylifeistwilight.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No. But, a lot of us on here consider ourselves "friends." When you've been around long enough you see what the lines are.
 
[ - ]  SurveySaysGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Who do you consider the cool people?
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Asks the Surveyor.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oooh. Long list. CaptainAndy, Mobile, Shoesineronenickel, TheMadHattress, KWinchester, NotPumpkin, Iloveyoumarvindusty, Ihatemyusername... And the list goes on to include countless others.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<33
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
YES! I'M BEFORE KWINNY! I mean... Cool.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It was not in order of importance. It was in order of when they came to mind.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Holly Berry... I had a teacher with that name.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*day dreams*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*dream days*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*day rapes*
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*joins in*
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*date rapes*
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*eats a cookie*
 
[ - ]  horseygirl2224Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How's the cookie?
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*rape dreams*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
rapes not funny i was raped twice and im having a babynow
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
well you should have told him to wear protection
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That would have been nice of him. It's strange though, because I'm a dude.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ROFL that makes me chuckle
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
wait, then where is the babeh from?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, by I'm having a baby I mean the girl who raped me is. OHHH WHAT?
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
crafty little bass-terd
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
this one is to you good sir!
 
[ - ]  BBouncyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
hi everone
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Who are you?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
bbouncy who r u?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gasp!* Did the captain just text language? Yes, bitches, yes he did.
 
[ - ]  BBouncyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
why do u gotta me so mean?
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Its the cunt that used my pictures! Hate her!
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I thought we talked about you staying off the computer!
 
[ - ]  IronFistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I think this is a clone, the real bouncey has one b in her name.
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Whatever I will be mean to all bounceys now!
 
[ - ]  BBouncyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
i never did nething to you
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bullshit!!
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No! It is the same one. You can tell by the way she writes!
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
no im right here i am a bad speller but i can spell nothing....
 
[ - ]  BBouncyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
....
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow.
 
[ - ]  BouncyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I will even admit to being this bouncy but that one with 2 bs isnt me
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hate your dumbass!! You should probably go overdose on some pills. Just Sayin!
 
[ - ]  SoulNinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm even soulninja.... but the fag with 2 bs isnt me
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I hate the double b fag...
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm lost. I stopped going on MLIA for a while so I have no idea who Bouncy is. What did she do?
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That girl took pictures off my facebook and sent them to people telling them that she was me. how sad right??
 
[ - ]  bounceyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I just had to clear that up I'm not bb bouncey....i will leave now
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You shouldn't be on here anyway. Your to damn immature.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hi everyone! I am bored and curious, so please comment on why exactly you chose your username. Is there a story? Is it an inside joke? Etc.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
my name is wubby i am the 1
 
[ - ]  horseygirl2224Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm a fucking Pirate and my name is Andy.
 
[ - ]  SpunkyCarrotGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Is that kind of like a regular pirate?
 
[ - ]  BBouncyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
when i giggle my tits bounce up and down hehehe *blushes*
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hated my old username (muzicluver411)
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why did you pick it then?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I am a dancer. I thought xoX looked cool.
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
AiW is the shiznit.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am a Hippocampus.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This makes total sense...
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, while I was using the name Hard_To_Believe I saw a discussion between Mobile and another user. Mobile said something along the lines of "You're all just text on a screen to me." And my username was born.
 
[ - ]  SpunkyCarrotGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have red hair and I can be a little hyper. Why did you choose yours?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NEW POST!
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
no
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Damn you tots. Wait to get my hopes up about A&F actually hiring me thats never gonna happen. BAH.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't be so sheepish. *boom boom tish*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Abercrombie and Fitch will NEVER hire me O.O
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm sure they would.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not pretty enough.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Who says?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
me.
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
wai?
 
[ - ]  horseygirl2224Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like horses. Idk why it's 2224
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Reply button ------------------------>
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye everyone! Going to lunch.
 
[ - ]  MyPenguinWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
Bye everyone! Going to lunch.
 
[ - ]  mushymooshGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I did this yesterday, except it was up. I fell and cut my toe open. Im never walking on escalators again, cause it really hurts . :(
 
[ - ]  ilovefoooodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
People are stupid.
 
[ - ]  melpymelpersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
People are too stupid to realize that you are supposed to walk on the escalaters even when the are on.
 
[ - ]  applesororangesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha... got to love stupidity. :)
 
[ - ]  suddendeathhockeyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
hooray for common sense..... noone ever uses it anyway...
 
[ - ]  TheSMLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
 

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