Welcome aboard Terra! As for you lover... hmm. Well you can always sleep with the captain whenever you want. As well as we like to loot ships of fuzzy slippers and rum.
Hmm... That's a very good point. Luckily the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Since I don't have a problem I must not be an alcoholic.
OMG IHMU!!!!! SAME! My docs say I have a super high metabolism!(sp?) Danggg TOTS!!!!! You are tall! It's hard for me to find guys who are taller than me!
OH EM GEE! i just weighed myself everyone and guess what!!! i gained 25 pounds in the past year... which is good for me because now im a health weight and my BMI is 18.8
*calls time out* Why is it that I can come to a website and find a bunch of Single girls, who just want loved, but in the real world there are none? *time in*
Because Captain all the girls on this site are ugly and can't find love on the outside. Therefore they jump on a website and make friends and boyfriends, get raped and shit like that. It makes them feel better about themselfs which help them in the real world.
haha i was beginning to wonder if i was the only one over 100 lbs.. btw im single (kind of, we're working on that ;)), but not ugly, and have a life.. im just bored on spring break lol
Haha...No by stud i mean DAMN SEXY! Holla haha! I would give yall my facebook info so we could all see what each other looks like but last time a did that some bitch tried to impersonte me.
If you want to add me feel free. Andrew Kellerman, State College PA, I'm the one tossing up the horns, with the fishnet gloves, and the green/black spiked bracelet.
Omg..I'm wearing a blue flannel shirt. I think they should broadcast this kinda shit over the radio so I wouldn't be put through this tourture. Just sayin.
Torture. Excellent for getting information out of terrorists, criminals, and government officials. When they don't talk, you step it up. Needles, water boarding, public flogging, dropping them off rooftops with a rope tied to their ankle, duct taping them to a chair and forcing them to listen to Cher, and so on and so forth.
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Oh, Andy. The DFRA surrendered last night. This dude came on with the name "DFRA_Official_WhiteFlag" and said that he was sorry that the overzealous member of the group DFRA had come here and spammed.
Well that's good news. The DFRA was formed to bring average back to MLIA. It seemed strange that a member would attack like that. However, I'm going to stay vigilant.
kk so i just signed up here on mlia. so ima gonna ask all u average people here wht exactly u do at this site other that comment, post, vote, and wait. any help? thx.
ur newest avrg person :p
Rule 1. Proper Grammar, Spelling, and Punctuation. Rule 2. Use the reply button. Rule 3. Don't be annoying Rule 4. Never start a sentence with a numerical. Rule 5. Do not rape the shift key. Rule 6. Do not spam your posts.
It's a pet peeve of mine. Really, just don't use "txt speak" and don't be rude. Capitalize your letters. Always speak your mind though, even if others disagree. I'm assuming you're female, so make sure you wear a low cut shirt.
Dear hollyberry101, Announcing that you are new here will get you murdered. Now, before you comment any more, you need to learn the rules. 1) Use proper spelling and grammar. No text talk. 2)Never ask what an OP or a n00b are. Go on UrbanDictionary.com. 3)Do not ask why we are making fun of an OP. 4)Do not say that something is average if it is not. 5)Do not pick fights with the "cool ones". 6)Do not talk to the trolls that sometimes appear here. If you follow these rules, you may have a shoot of not being murdered. Sincerely, Dancer
More rules I forgot 7) Do not spam/solicite your website, a post etc. 8) Do not rape the shift key, or play with Caps Lock. 9) Do not be a n00b. 10) Always use the reply button. That is all.
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