MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was shopping at Walmart and I saw a tough looking man with items in his cart that included latex gloves, trash bags, a butcher knife, gasoline, and matches. I asked him what exactly he planned to do with those things and he replied, "freak out cashiers." Walmart has suddenly become a lot more interesting. MLIA

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[ - ] FishcakesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rolls around* Gah.

[ - ] CapitanAverageGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

FAKE AND GAY!!

[ - ] maizuzuGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

._.' get a life.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aha! RWJ fan, I presume?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

RWJ?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

RayWilliamJohnson :]

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ahh. Okay, thank you. I was confused for a moment.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, you better have been. -shakes fist at you-

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hides behind pencil sharpener* Eee! ... I don't know who RWJ is.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Look him up on youtube, sillybillynillyfrillydillyypilly.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Erm.. Okay...

[ - ] misstessa96Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahaha I wanna do that

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] tymaysGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Damn, each time I vote no on a post, it gets posted. Walmart doesn't even sell gasoline inside the store!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Do they sell butcher knives? Idk, there's no Walmart in Oz.

[ - ] hardeeharGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

OP probably meant gas can...

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I go into Walmart every day and blow fifty bucks just to freak out the cashiers. You are an idiot that cannot write a story.

[ - ] maizuzuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

no where does the OP say the guy goes there every day.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shift button, please.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Now*

[ - ] hardeeharGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I did something like this once. Doesn't mean you have to pay for the stuff. I went in, got my items, walked up to the cashier who did genuinely look scared, but when she told me the total I said, "Fuck that shit! I'm not paying that!" and stormed out of the store. Just because they ring it up doesn 19t mean you actually have to pay for it. ;)

[ - ] hardeeharGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I have no clue why my apostrophe turned into a 19t in doesn 19t 26

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Does this remind anyone else of the Simpsons movie, when Fat Tony that gangster had the bag of 'lawn clippings'?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why so dead, MLIA?

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The better to bore you with, my dear.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I bet my mum runs this site doesn't she. And she makes it dead now because I'm supposed to be sleeping :/

[ - ] studmuffinslolGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Fail. This post is a fail.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Fail post is fail.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Posting fails is a fail.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

'Yesing' fail posts is fail.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

IZZY!!!! No Motrin today, please?

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*BRAINFIZZ* MOTRINNNNN.....

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*kicks open door* Hi.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'Ello, CaptainAndy!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Golly! That gave me the bejeebers. Well, hello anyway.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good morning.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hello darling.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not going to be late for sure this time because I'm not riding with Kristin. How's your morning going?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh not bad. Rocked out to some MegaDeth on the way to work. It was cold out though, only 26F.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I'm going without a jacket this morning because I left it in 7th period. So I will be freezing for a little while lol.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. I'm glad the heater in my truck gets it warm fast.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ugh, I got to go. Joey's coming to get me early and I'm not ready. I'll talk to you later, love. Bye!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*feels the drama of your entrance*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad it had the proper effect.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I use all of those things when I have a pig roast OP.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

However, where the fuck in Wal-mart is the gas pump?

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

the gas pump is behind the pet fish.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-mutters- murderer.

[ - ] the_random_monkeyGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

This post should be excommunicated from society.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Aye, that it should.. -puffs pipe and taps wooden leg-

[ - ] the_random_monkeyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Explains how to correctly speak in third person*

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eh?

[ - ] the_random_monkeyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(Use *s instead of -s)

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Listen here now boy(or girl, but that doesn't really fit as well), I use -, not *. Your way isn't correct, nor is mine incorrect. Its different.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well 1st hour has served to be entertaining so far, and we're only 10 minutes into class... Cupid Shuffle, 2 step...

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

May I receive the honour of having you explain your username?

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm random, usually bored, and have constant writer's block. So I just slid my hand across the home row of the keyboard. I'm also a girl.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aha!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I best be going to bed now. Goodbye all.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Since when could you buy gasoline inside the store?

[ - ] espills34Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

it was probably a cover story...

[ - ] avrillavigneFTWGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

it's on the 333 things to get kicked out of walmart

[ - ] talia17Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

walmart has always been interesting

[ - ] talia17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

walmart has always been interesting

[ - ] AntiHero94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

they sell gas in walmart?

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