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Today, I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the first time. When we went to bed, I asked him if he was scared of the tickle monster under his bed, as he had his feet hanging off the side. He laughed at me and told me not to be so childish. During the night, he woke me up, slightly laughing, saying, "Stop it, I know it's you. And I'm not even ticklish on my foot." I said I was still right beside him, so he turned on the bedside light. I've never heard a 18 year old guy scream so loudly before or jump so high. Who was under the bed? His dad, who overheard our conversation. He crawled out from under the bed, high-fived me, and left the room. MLIA
#1164710 Comments: 90 Votes: average 3974meh 354Share 
[ - ]  Admiral_Sarcasm_With_A_HatGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 7 months ago
Holy wall of shittext.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 6Bad: 82 years, 7 months ago
too short; didnt fuck
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 6Bad: 92 years, 7 months ago
No way, go fuck yourself, read your own shit novel.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 6Bad: 142 years, 7 months ago
He was under the bed because he wanted in on the action, but you're an ignorant fuck and talked about a tickle monster. You should probably just kill yourself now, OP.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago
You read this? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, loser.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
Fuck you, I built this wall.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 2Bad: 112 years, 7 months ago
Holy fuck. This post is weird. Dad under the bed? Dominatrix? Masochism?
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 15Bad: 42 years, 7 months ago
I actually read it, and that may be the creepiest, fucked up family I've ever heard of. ._.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
Ya haven't met mine then.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
No...are they really weirder than that?
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Pretty close.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
O.o
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Okay, not close at all. But my brothers are weird.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Phew, I was scared for my babies for a second.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Your babies are fine. Like...DAYUM fine.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
*winks*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
Having a problem blinking?
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
A trouble spelling, actually. I meant wanks. ;)
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
;) <3 I'MMA RAPE YO NEWSFEED. YA CAN'T STOP ME.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
<333
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Go for it, Danquaniie.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
ALL I PUT WAS RAPE.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
tl;droc
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago
TOO LONG DIDN'T READ SAW SLEEPING OVER BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE FOR FIRST TIME AND DAD WAS UNDER BRD THE WHOLE TIME AND HIGH FIVED ME
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago
Wow, I'm not reading that.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 62 years, 7 months ago
Was his dad jacking off to your sex noises?
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
He was fapping to the tickle monster.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 52 years, 7 months ago
High-five? Does OP not know what it feels like to be fingered? Of course not. Silly me.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 11Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago
Today, I was sleeping over at my boyfriend's house. His dad ended up being under the bed and tickled his feet. We high-fived, but his hand stuck to mine. I'm still confused as to why his hand was so sticky. MLIA
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago
My parents would never let a boyfriend sleepover, 'specially not in my room.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
*deletes Droppy from potential list*
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Noooooooo *waits five seconds* Kay, all better.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
They let me sleep over...
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Same here.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
britney spears is just... (fill in the blank)
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
I like Brittany S. Pierce better.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
Brittany S. Pierce in disguise.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
Brittany S. Pierce's whore.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
I just stumbled upon an article discussing whether homophobia is associated with homosexual arousal.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago
Today, I was asked out for the first time ever. It was by a kid whom I don't particularly like. FML
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago
I felt really bad, because he's really awkward because he's been home schooled, and he was really nervous but I just don't like him AT ALL.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Ah well, I'm sure you were nice about it.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I tried my hardest. I was like "Sorry, I don't really wanna date right now." even though if someone I liked asked me out I'd say yes. I had a while to think about it, because I could tell from thr second he came up to me.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Poor bastard. He'll get over it, though.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I hope so.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
:( Sorry, babes.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Awkward.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I know.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
All you had to do was tell me no, you didn't need to broadcast on MLIA.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
YOU ASSHOLE.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
*grabs something that isn't popcorn and watches*
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
*is watching a movie with her mom and sister who are eating popcorn* *can't eat it because of you*
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA, sucks.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
BRING IT, BITCH.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
GO FUCK YOURSELF. WE ARE SO OVER.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
If it was you I would've said yes.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Not on MLIA, 'cause I don't know for sure, but I think BTFB has a thing for ya, based on the comment above.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Not at all. He's a douche.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
He is. I mean...what?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
So...you said no.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Good. If you feel bad or something, remind yourself that saying yes when you don't want to is way worse than flat out rejection.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Yeah, that's true. And I think I would be miserable if I went out with him.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Well. It's a damn good thing you said no.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
That is creepy as fuck.
 
[ - ]  RedhandedGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Walloftextwhat?
 
[ - ]  Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
Whoa. Apparently, the guy who invented facebook has 6.9 billion dollars but lives in a small apartment building!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
... So?
 
[ - ]  Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I thought it was cool, so I thought I'd share it with open minded people.
 
[ - ]  Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
And I mean that in a non-sarcastic way.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Cool story, bro.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I heard the same thing about the inventors of Google... Or was it Apple?
 
[ - ]  Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
Probably google.
 
[ - ]  RedhandedGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
That's what I would do. It's real badass.
 
[ - ]  Admiral_Sarcasm_With_A_HatGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Well, if you had that much money so early in your life, it wouldn't be wise to spend it on a mansion and a pool full of pudding when you could save it for when Facebook becomes obsolete.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Why not? He probably doesn't want to waste his money on a huge house.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
*ignores post* How do you talk to a complete stranger that you have no reason talking to?
 
[ - ]  avid_penguin_stalkerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
You say hello!
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
But then what?!
 
[ - ]  avid_penguin_stalkerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Ask how are you or how was your day. Or play 20 questions and ask random questions.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Yeah, but that sounds so... weird. Long story short, I like a guy but I have no business talking to him because I only see him while waiting for the light rail to go home. And 98% of the time, he's engrossed in his damn phone! But I'd like to at least try talking to him. I don't even know his name! And I definitely don't want to do anything to creep him out, or look like an idiot.
 
[ - ]  RedhandedGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
Just ask him a question about pants.
 
[ - ]  RedhandedGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago
I have a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I did a rendition of Paparazzi: MLIA version... you can get that stuck in your head instead...
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
POST IT. 'Cept maybe later, 'cause I gotta gets in the showah.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I LOVE LADY GAGA
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
O_O Hey, if I wanted a wall I'd go to China.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I kinda want this shirt. http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/watermarked/41706212.jpg
 

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