No..But anyways, last night at dinner my mom had made salad with homemade croutons and she was saying stuff about how maybe the homemade kind wasn't that good. So anyways, I thought of you, cause your name is Cruton, and you have homemade sauce. <---Amazing story, I know.
Good. [At family events, to avoid awkward silences, I re-tell stories from MLIA. But instead of admitting I read them from this site I just say, "oh once my friend..." and proceed to tell the story. Not only are they amused by the stories I tell, they also think I have thee coolest friends ever. MLIA] *dies*
I found one that said "Today, I scared my sister. The look on her face was worth precisely four dollars and twenty two cents. MLIA." I voted it through to make OPs aware of their overuse of the word "priceless."
You know, I think he did that on purpose to get some sick joy out of seeing the looks on peoples faces when they smiled at him. I would too if I were him.
Eww... I just found this in the submissions. It makes me wanna go punch something. "Pleas MLIA, post this story for me. I don't know if you read this, but if you do, I love you pookie bear. You know who you are. I less than 3 you. <3 Love, Baby girl."
It made me laugh. Especially at the violent parts. I wouldn't recommend eating before watching it though, because even though those kind of movies make me laugh, this one kind of turned my stomach just a little. I was amused, though.
On a third track, [Today, I watched Paramore's music video for "Brick by Boring Brick." At the end... well, I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I looked at all the comments and about all of them said, "The end is AWFUL!!" Dissapointed with myself, I kept reading to comments. One in particular caught my eye. "Is it bad that I laughed at the end? Wait.... nevermind... don't answer that...." Now, I feel we are destined to be BFFs. MLIA]
[In my Japanese high school, boys have a habit of siting on each other's laps, spanking their friends, and doing each other's hair. In America this would be considered homosexual behavior. In Japan it's just normal. MLIA] Is this true, I don't know much about Japan.
Here is a post that makes me very, very sad.
"Today, I was in the worse mood ever and had to spend the afternoon with my brother at a bowling ally. All of a sudden a person I've never met before walks up to me and gives me the biggest hug I've had in months. Made the rest of my day awesome. MLIA"
*shudder*
*rallies commenters* Feel free to attack: [Today, I noticed that every MLIA post seems to have assholes arguing through the comments. This seems unnecessary and stupid. I do not understand why they have to hate every single one. I think they need lives. MLIA.]
D': I'm not an asshole. And hating is part of any comment board anywhere. But that aside, we have good reason to dislike the posts. They are very often fake, stupid, unfunny, or all of the above.
I kinda agree. If everybody here actually did have lives, including me, we wouldn't be sitting on our computers and be on stupid sites like this, which just make us angry. *sighs* Okay, let the badding of this comment begin.
I have been commenting since about September. I was on all the time for about like September-November, but now I'm more on and off. I apolgize if offended you, but it tends to annoy me when I can't even make a simple comment without grammar nazi attacking me.
Not many people CAN pull off a comment like that without being attacked. I'm sorry if you felt personally victimized, but... I can only think of a handful of people who could get away with it.
Why is it that everytime I get on here the newest post is already filled up and I have to scroll a mile to post a comment? I'm going to just start posting my comments as replies from now on...
Well, I guess I cannot hate someone who has a good taste in sexy men. Truce? Next time I will be more open minded to your sarcasm/joke or what ever the hell that was.
Nono, the rate limit. I thought it was gone, well, I know it wasn't gone, just shortened but... this is the first time I've had a problem with it since the so called 'MLIA revolution'.
I can't make that farting sound with my armpit. I've tried for years and I still CANNOT DO IT. What the hell?! *is sad* Uh, random, I know. I just needed to rant about that. Carry on.
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Lookee here at this post I just found in the voting area: "Today,i was walking on the streets of Tallahassee/ florida.Than i figured out noone else walks on the streets but drive their cars. i was the only 20 years old guy didnt own a car in USA ... MLIA" Am I the only one who wants to punch a baby because of this submission?
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