MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] SHAKE_THE_BABIESGood: 12Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

SHAKE THE STD-RIDDEN BABIES!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OR BREED THEM! Wait, what?

[ - ] Oceansouls_SoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I don't know why but... That made me laugh my ass off.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

-shakes stb-

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Haha, rooting for him.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's cute that he can make fun of his "situation."

[ - ] DJ_PAULY_DGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

AYOOO! WHERE MA BOY?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Don't tell that to Magic Johnson. He might get all up on you with AIDS.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

[player name] was killed by STW.

[ - ] Felix___Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Mine's "AGuyNamedFelix". That works too.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Mines, "llamafish69". I'm very original.

[ - ] Felix___Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I can tell.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Today, I used Birch STD for something I was designing. I didn't ramble about Hobo STD or other fonts with STDs. MLIA(bnormal)

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

hey that's part of your name!1

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

omgawd. im mind.blown.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

MLIABBYNORMAL

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

ATLEASTI'MNOTSALTWAD.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

SALTWADWASAWHORE

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

BUTIKNOWWHOSALTWADISNOW.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OMGWHO

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

ICAN'TTELLYOU,UNLESSTHEYTELLYOU.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

PLEAZETELLME

[ - ] GeneralPattonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

He seems quite the nice catch.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Nah, too small. Got to throw him back.

[ - ] GeneralPattonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You didn't get that at all, did you? Damn it.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I don't know what you were talking about, but I was making a fishing/sex joke.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Today, my friend told me he has AIDs. So now, when he has sex with people, they die because of an STD. I am next! MLIOP

[ - ] Oceansouls_SoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Today, my friend told me that his online name for the video game he plays is "your penis." Why? So when he kills someone, it says "[player name] was killed by your penis." I am rooting for him forever now. MLIA

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Once mine was vagina.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No wonder Kal says that.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YLITeeth?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*rooting him forever

[ - ] watershipdownGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Once you start feeling your wisdom teeth coming in, how long until they break the skin? Does anyone know? :(

[ - ] watershipdownGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

This is very important.

[ - ] vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Once you lose your virginity.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

"OP was killed by lasertacohawk"

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

no i wasnt

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You're "The OP". There is a difference.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

theres more than 1 OP wut

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

wut in the butt... btw u cant outnoob me.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

but uve been here for a long tiem :( <- btw thats a sad face just so u no!

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Today, I contracted an STD from my friend. I knew I shouldn't have spent the night with him.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Don't fall into Canadian_Eh's trap!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Shit, too late.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

AT LEAST IT WASN'T THE BLIND GIRL THIS TIME. I KNOW THAT MY CAPSLOCK IS ON, THANKS.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

...your caps lock is on...

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

uh ur caps lock iz awn... raep lol

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Nah, she's my next sleep over.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

OP has the wrong website, go to My Life Is Pathetic.com

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

can i get a link i cant find it :(

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

http://www.lifesucksbigtime.com/

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OP has the wrong website, go to My Life Is Pathetic.com

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

STD LOL

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lololololololololol drowning mennnnnnnnnn

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

STW LOL

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OLOLOLOL

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's funny 'cause sex is implied.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

That's lovely.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's a great feeling to know that even though you haven't talked to your best friend in a few weeks she still loves and missed me a lot. :D

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*I *my

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Awwww. <3

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

:D COOKIE! <3

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

ZOMBIE MAH LOVE! <33

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333 How be you?

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm okay! Yourself? *tries to give more hearts but can't because she's on her iPod*

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Tiz ok. <33333333333333 And I'm pretty great! <33333333333333333333

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Lucky.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Beautiful. <3

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's a great feeling to know that even though you haven't talked to your best friend in a few weeks she still loves and missed me a lot. :D

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

New post.

[ - ] vallohrmGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm STD licious.

[ - ] Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Took me a few times of rereading it to get it, but after I did I luaghed.

[ - ] lovemusicalwaysGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

haha wow :)

[ - ] lovemusicalwaysGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

haha wow :)

[ - ] Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

i know...

[ - ] ForeverDreamingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OP was killed by an STD... oops.

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