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Today, I forgot which way was left and which was right. So I made an L with my two hands. It didn't help because I forgot which way an L went. MLIA.
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[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 19Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Heh. Heh. Heh. OP's not the brightest crayon in the box.
 
[ - ]  AerodynamicGood: 17Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
One egg short of an omelet.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 18Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 17Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
A longneck short of a six-pack.
 
[ - ]  AerodynamicGood: 18Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
The light is on, but nobody's home.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 15Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Well, SOMEBODY forgot to wind up the hamster...
 
[ - ]  AerodynamicGood: 16Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Sharp as a cotton puff.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 17Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Air whistles through your ears, doesn't it?
 
[ - ]  AerodynamicGood: 13Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Bright as sunlight glinting off a charcoal briquet.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 13Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 13Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Think tank's cracked, eh?
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 11Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
That motor ain't firin' on all eight cylinders.
 
[ - ]  smokinbokenGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer
 
[ - ]  Jared_nerd_g33kGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
not the biggest banana in the bunch, both ways I guess ;)
 
[ - ]  who123Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her thumb and the shape of an L on her forehead
 
[ - ]  nameisNICOLEGood: 6Bad: 152 years, 2 months ago
Ain't very smart.
 
[ - ]  mater4life69Good: 12Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
YOU WRECKED THE AWESOMENESS OF THE WHOLE METAPHOR JIBBER JABBER!
 
[ - ]  kittysunjGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
This happened to someone I know! Now i must ask her if if she reads mila!
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 8Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago
L for Loser OP. Or dumb OP. You take your pick.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OP, I'd call you an idiot, but you just proved it without a shadow of a doubt.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Silly OP even my dog knows his left to right.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Can your dog teach that to my dog? My dog's mentally impaired, I think.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ok I lied my dog doesn't know his left to right.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*gasp* Y-you lied! Don't worry I lie all the time.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
How do I know you're not lying now, then?!
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Magic. Or use your prophetic-ness.
 
[ - ]  LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
In response to your question from the last post, I too am from Sydney.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's where I'm from. :)
 
[ - ]  LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hmm. I wonder if by some fluke I know you. I really doubt it, but you have to admit it would be very, very awesome.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It would be an awesome coincidence.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You should say your identities over the internet just to make sure. *gets ready with a pen and paper*
 
[ - ]  LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Ooh! Ooh! Do you want to play a not-revealing-to-random-stalkers game of 20 questions?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OK sounds good.
 
[ - ]  LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hmm. Do you live in the Western Suburbs? i.e the Hills, Windsor etc?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*throws pen and paper on the ground and walks away* Goddammit guys, I was all excited, and now you've gotten my hopes up for nothing.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, I live in the inner west e.g. Summer Hill, Fivedock, Haberfield.
 
[ - ]  LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Sorry about my very late reply. I live in the Hills. So I doubt we know each other.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah I don't know anyone from around those parts.
 
[ - ]  katy768Good: 0Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago
I do that =)
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What, forget which way an "L" goes?
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Are we getting FML-rejected stories now? Oh, no, nevermind, I know what this is. Our OP's are breeding with their OP's, and this is what we're getting out of those unholy unions.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago
Not really worthy of an FML, but here's a good FML. I have to work Saturday and Sunday for two weeks in a row. FML
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Haha, I have to make the L with my hands, butI don't usually forget which way the L goes..
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, do you use palms out or palms in? This is important.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Isn't it palms out? mor have I been doing it wrong? D=
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Or*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, it's palms in...
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wait, palms in as in palms towards your face?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Yes, palms towards your face.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh darn.. I /have/ been doing it wrong then > ~<;
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Kwin, you're a terrible person.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*snickers*
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*bites hand to refrain from laughing*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I kinda figured someone would eventually stop me...But, I guess I was wrong.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Maybe she wasn't serious. Let's hope.
 
[ - ]  UptownGirlyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*looks down at hands* wait what? i'm so confused! MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE! *starts hyperventilating*
 
[ - ]  RedhandedGood: 1Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago
OP is one of the retards!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
I'd call you an idiot, but I just caught you redhanded.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Haha
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Please, as I've said before, those of us in the mentally challenged community take offense to being put in the same category as the general OP population. They are way more mentally challenged than we are.
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Moreover, they are voluntarily mentally challenged. Oh no, a double adverb.
 
[ - ]  ichitasticGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Rock lobster, rock lobster, rock AAAAAAAAAHHH.
 
[ - ]  RedhandedGood: 4Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago
I got badded. *goods self*
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Today, I trained and raced a duck (on onemorelevel.com). True story. MLIA
 
[ - ]  rossart12Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can picture OP doing this with a lower case L. Every finger gets properly ignored.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Do you write your name on your underwear waistband, too?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
...I thought everybody did that...
 
[ - ]  EverybodyGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I DO NOT!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Do too. *holds up stolen undies*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*slaps Mobs* *takes underwear back and storms off muttering*
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*doesn't agree with the double action commenting*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
...k.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
...No. No, they write it inside their hats.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wait, do you mean that you don't?
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Did this remind anybody of "She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an L on her forehead" ? Or is it just me and my sleep-deprived state again?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, I thought of that too.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, I thought of All Star by Smash Mouth, too.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*points to third comment from top* No, not at all.
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh oops. I thought you were just talking about the saying that someone "isn't the sharpest tool in the shed".
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's both. :D
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's that song I forgot the name of, and yes now that you mention it does sound a bit like it.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, I thought of that, too!
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Alright everybody, I really gotta go to bed. See you all tomorrow.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
G'night, sleep sweet!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night. :)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Night. :)
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
'night, TMNT!
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
G'nite. Sweet birthday dreams to ya! < I have no idea, it just sounded good.
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hehe, I'd announce my leaving MLIA to sleep too, but TBH I don't think anybody cares about me :-(. At least not on MLIA anyway.
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oops my bad I wanted it to be a reply to TMNT (Themashedpotatomaster or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?)
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Cosners! *tackle hug* I haven't seen you in forever!
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ehh I don't remember who you are but anyway I'm gonna go sleep now. Bye!
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's me, kassie17. *hugs again* Good night.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I care! Nice to meet you by the way =]
 
[ - ]  _Cosners_Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well alright thanks! Goodbye then ^_^
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
FUCK! THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMNT! <3 <3 <3!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
'night!
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Long emotional phone calls suck. Especially when it involved finding out your friend's friends really really don't like you...for no legitimate reason at all. Which I guess wouldn't bother me much if I weren't emotionally drained already. /rant.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
^^^ This is what happens when I can't talk to anyone else becaus it is past 2AM...
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's ok, kiddo. There's plenty of actual, decent people here to talk to about problems. They just seem mean and crusty at first.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What are you talking about? I'm always nice.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Haha I think the only person ever mean to me on here was antihero, and it was my first day so I hold no grudges.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
When you're not stabbing something, sure. But, when you are stabbing something, or brandishing your knife in a menacing fashion, then, well... Ok, then, you're at your hottest.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*tips hat* :D
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh noes.
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Intelligent.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Intelligence is sexy. I want to bed this OP... [!]
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Seriously?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No. Definitely not.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's what I thought, until someone asked me, "Palms in our out?" Now I don't know..
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm still laughing about this...
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
..I am too. In the midst of confusion. XD
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Did you believe me at all?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*innocent look*
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
...Hey, it IS palms out, isn't it?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, definitely palms in.
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
..-goes to google to confirm this, still confused-
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
My job is complete.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Kdubs...really? Didn't we just have a talk about this? *bites hand again, same reason*
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Don't even try that with me, young lady. The four nieces I grew up with edu-ma-cated me in all of the feminine wiles.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
They ain't got NOTHIN' on ME.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
As serious as pie.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
As serious as spaghetti Os?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I HAS TO GO TO BEEEEEEEEED! 'night, y'all. <3
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night. <3
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
..IT'S PALMS OUT! And night, sleep sweet. XD
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I had you going for a bit, though. :3
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes, you did. XD And now you have me laughing~ I'm going to bed as well, g'night y'all! Sleep sweet!
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Goodnight.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
G'night gorgeous!
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago
BLUE WAFFLE IS SPREADING AGAIN,SOME MORON IS POSTING IT EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET, I REPEAT BLUE WAFFLE IS SPREADING AGAIN!
 
[ - ]  BellaStar2322Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Goodnight everyone, sleep sweet!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*can't tell who all has gone to sleep* Who is still up to distract me from what I should be working on?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am a fragment of your imagination.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Are you at least a talkative figment?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I could be, if you play your cards right. ;)
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I suck at cards. What if we just play catch with them?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OK *throws card*
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*misses* Dang it. I was on Cafe World. Got distracted by all the food...
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Damn I love food. It keeps me alive you know.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I know! It like, makes me not hungry and stuff. (I feel like being a ditz tonight).
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*tosses card*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You reminded me of a thing I needed to.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*catches card and throws back*
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What did you have to do? Thank goodness you are thowing cards from so far away, gives me time to get distracted and still catch. *catches, throws a little to the side*
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, it's almost two so it's time for me to sleep. 'Night all.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, listen to me, listening to that; the landlord is finally done cleaning out the newly-empty apartment below me. At 2 in the AM. I can maybe go get some sleep, finally. Goodnight, all!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
'night, Tyr. <3
 
[ - ]  happysnailGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
YLIFirstGrader
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
This post actually made me laugh out loud :D; MLIA has failed in that recently. Whoever had a hand in changing MLIA, I applaud you! MLIA changed when everyone started commenting on the made-up-ness of it; thank you all!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I was part of this.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I was part of nothing.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
lol, well, you are a part of the hilarity of MLIA comments; so that is a plus.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am? I am! I feel special. Legit-ly.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, thank you sir Bob. MLIA is now better for it. The comments are still hilarious but the "OPs" are getting better.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OP's never get better. They just get...ummmm...someone who has been at this OP hating thing longer than me can fill on the blank.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can't help you with that; I have partaken in the OP hating business, just reading the OP-hater's comments (which are beyond hilarious most times).
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
**Haven't
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I thought Phil might be able to help. Oh well.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I don't know Phil; like Dr. Phil? I doubt it; he'd probably say that the OPs are having some self doubt or something, which causes the frequent amnesia indicated by forgetting right from left or some silliness like that.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Theycallmebob=Phil. But shhh. You're not supposed to know that. Is this your first day?
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh. yeah, first day commenting at any rate.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OP's only get more tolerable.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ah, I see now. Isn't more tolerable similar, if not the same, to better?
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Thank you bob. Phil. Whatever. I still have a tab open with a youtube video I haven't listened to yet, are you the one that posted the link to Yesterday (Original)?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That would be me!
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can't listen to it because I can't find my headphones. The only bad thing about being home for breaks is I can never keep track of my stuff...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ok, Good job posting in the right place. Many people have been confused about that.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I was just voting and I voted on about 5 stories where OP's didn't know their left to right.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Uh oh....maybe they are still making them up, just in more realistically average tones...
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's like 911 times 1 000.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
911,000?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
So no one got the reference.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nope. Enlightenment please?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
From "Team America World Police"
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Never heard of it =[
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
BLAH you serious. It's such a funny movie. The people that made South Park made it.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I suck with keeping up on movies and such. It's a fault.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's like 4 or 5 years old.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, yeah. Exactly.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Is any one here a MLIA Commenters admin?
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
they have those?!?! :O
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's a group found elsewhere... *fades off*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can get in touch with them...
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
The group says you have to message an admin, but there's nowhere that says who the admins are. I understand if I have not been around long enough to join, and that might explain why I don't know who they are... but anyways. I requested and have high hopes.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
They already messaged you? You are part of the group then. Come to http://tinychat.com/TOYDS and I will help you out.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*peeks head in* Just accepted her.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I knew you were here! I was gooded. I was wondering where you were hiding.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Couldn't sleep. Heading back out, though. Had a feeling I was needed. 'night, Phil.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night, K-dubs. Have yourself a good day tomorrow!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You, too, Phillycheesesteak. <3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
This place is good for un-sadding an evening. I hope that made sense.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It made sense to me. We are, indeed, a great bunch of people. It can also cause some people to be depressed. Especially back when the OP bashing was more prevalent.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oooh yeah my first day was scary. Antihero was offended by my smiley face and told me he didn't find me cute. I was super hurt!
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
[!] Just in case anyone was not sure...
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
8O Where'd she go?!?! *stares wide-eyed and mystified where there once was another*
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I meant to only fade my voice, guess I don't know my own abilities...I found my self in a very weird place after fading. I don't want to talk about it.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Sounds scary...I always thought weird was good but if it has given you PTSD....
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I already have SAD. I don't need more acronyms in my life >.<
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
:( That's unfortunate... Maybe if you fade out again you'll go to a nicer place that'd take away your PTSD. You'd then have less acronyms. But, one word of caution: insanity has been defined as trying something over and over again expecting different results...
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Haha no more fading out. And the SAD cam from going to school up in the yucky north where they actually have winter. I am on spring break now and the loverly sun is making me feel better...
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I live in Ohio, winter does stink but it isn't all that yucky here. I despise winter for the cold, but yeah I miss the sun. It's starting to come out more often here though:D I can go outside without a coat!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Goodbye everyone :)
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night!
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Goodnight! *returns card*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
For my convenience please state the length of time during which you have been an active MLIA commentator. That is all.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Since late December 2009.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Lies, KW, you have been here since the dawn of MLIAtion.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nooo! Tru fax! I'll tell you the story tomorrow. Most of the oldies know it, though.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Go to bed! Goodness, you are really good at putting that off.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You've NO idea...*toddles off to sleep*
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Since today. (about a half hour ago, maybe less)
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Since you are new here is my speech. Do not assume I am attacking you in any way. You are just new here and these are our rules. Welcome to MLIA. We are all jerks. Respect everyone except for the OP and trolls. Do not feed trolls, just bad them. Never post First!!! or anything stupid like that. Never insult one of the regulars. Never ask who is a regular. The OP is never right unless it is truly average. Always be sure to use the reply button so you don't look like an idiot. If you get rate limited then you might have multiple posts; it's alright it happens to all of us. We also are very keen on people using correct grammar. Mistakes do happen since we are all human, but try not to screw up. Use the shift key but do not rape it. I'm theycallmebob but you may call me Bob or TCMB.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I quoted you today. This whole thing. Don't worry, I gave you credit. Not MLA citation format or anything, but credit nonetheless.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wow, I feel special. I shall go look.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
If I could remember where... but I don't.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can't find it; even with the search function.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
MLIA has its own citation? .... oh wait, you said MLA .... nevermind ...
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That sounds good, Bob. I can't stand reading improper grammar, so am loathe to commit an atrocity against the English language (though as you may have seen, I too am human and made a mistake a few posts ago[corrected it though]). I am Eliezer, I use this name often and as very few can pronounce it, you may call me Brandon...My real name ha. One question: what on earth is a troll? I have gathered what an OP is (original post). I also read something similar to this many a posts ago. Thank you for restating the rules for me, though.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You. Me. We are friends. Got it? This is a good thing.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Got it! This is a good thing! I could have sworn you went to bed a long long time ago haha; do you comment in your sleep? :/
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You are, indeed, in luck. I am barely friends with KW because I don't like her favorite show.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wait...firefly?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
SUPERNATURAL.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
And, no, I don't comment in my sleep...*flees before Phillycheesesteak yells again*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
GET TO BED, WOMAN!
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Dammit, KDub, go to bed already! you keep teasing me here ... thinking you're gonna stay ...
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I have only heard you go fangirl on firefly, but now I know! *has moment where she isn't sure that was KDubs...then shakes head*
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, Bob, I may soon be dropped from her friends category: I have no clue what supernatural is... :( I don't watch much TV. KW you are cracking me up with this going to bed but actually staying here, it is hilarious!!
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
The Winchester in her name stands for Dean Winchester ... with whom she is deeply in love .... I'm a close second ...
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
yooursubmissionislame: You are lucky then, if that truly is the case; she seems pretty cool.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
A troll would be someone who posts things which are bound to be controversial and to stir up conversations and debates. A majority of time they will attack people who are known to be regulars.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
They also clone now apparently ....
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
A clone is a clone, not a troll. They act similarly. I have a clone but he is an idiot.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh OK. I've not run into a troll yet, but will keep this in mind. I have only recognized a few regulars from periodically reading the comments. I won't feed the trolls!!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Good, we should get along fine. You may even call me Phil.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Awesomeness. :D
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
About a week, plus a few days. *goes to check*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Good. That is a very sensible length of time. I like weekers!
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
There's too many comments .... so stop what you're doing and pay attention to me down here ...
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
DAMMIT! WHY YOU GOTTA SHOW UP SOONS AS I AM HEADING TO BED?!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
LEAVE K-DUBS!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*mutters* You can't tell me what to do...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You said you were leaving like an hour ago... GITOUTTAHERE!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
; - ;
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I said that with lots of love.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I know. <3 Mkay, 4 rlz. I'm outie. PEACE OUT, HOMESKILLETS!
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
yeah ... you can't *hands KDub a brand new whip*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oooh...purty...
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's friday night, stay around for another 15 minutes .... I'll make it worth while ...
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can't. My mum sleeps on the couch (dad snores like a buzz saw) and this the the only computer with internet access. So, I gotta go. 'night, PTH! <3
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Chloroform her ... and you'll be about to stay longer .... if not, g'night sexy-ness.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I love how much I get flirted with on here...
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, if you didn't put out so much ...
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OKAY OKAY IM GONE DAMMIT
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OK! BYE DAMMIT!!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Finally!
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Just realized your n00b rules say to call you bob. Well, I never got the lecture and I learned your name before ever seeing the lecture so...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You can call me Phil, or Philly, pretty much anything goes. Are you sure it was today that you quoted me?
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, I'll go look for it. His name was carlos and then the Perpar gave her/his schpeel as well.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I've noticed that keeping up with the mini-conversation on here is rather difficult at times....replied to one you put on here fifteen minutes ago haha :/ I wasn't ignoring you...just forgot :( but yeah winter isn't fun.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
PERpar is a chick, btw.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Try hitting cntrl+f and then searching for you user. Flip thought them all periodically to check. It's also useful for finding a conversation in a previous post, like me finding where I quoted Phil.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I thought she was, but I wasn't sure. Flipping through the Participation DB so I don't have to guess anymore.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wow, I never thought of that. Great idea! Thanks.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1144535
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I was there, too! Why didn't I notice that. Strange. I was too busy harassing the guys on TC or something.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
TC?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hello everybody, <3<3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
xfx, how are ya?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am goood bobby-boy. Did Mobs go to sleep? also how are youu?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Mobs is asleep, K-dubs could still be lurking, although she claims to be asleep. How was you time with your friends?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I see, damn, I wanted to tak to him haha, Also it was great, didn't end up going back to my friendsz place... hence why I am on here aye :P
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Did you take Vinneh's advice?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
"bring a condom... just incase" That advice? No, my friends always have one around anyway *sigh* I am not commenting any more on this.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wow, Sarah. Just wow.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Heyaaaaa, I just got here too!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
CC, what's new?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Dont talk to others on my comment! haha Jokes, but to CC, HI! haha how are youu?
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ha, I will talk to whoever I want to! I'm pretty sweeet, how you doin'?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*mutters* not is I can help it... What? and thats great :D I am good good good :D:D
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Not too much, got a film project I should be working on... how about you, Phil?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm stealing you from xfx; and also watching Netflix.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*steals bear from Phil* Yeah! you steal my Maid of honour, I steal your bear!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That bear is bigger than you!
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Do I get a say on being stolen?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
She was talking about my awesome bear, I think.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh I didn't read her comment and I meant you stealing me from her...this is awkward.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It is not! I am HUGH! You should know that... also *kidnaps CC* Nope you don't get a say :D:D
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You are tiny, Sarah.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*Gives evil stare* I am small boned! *runs of crying*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oops, I said your real name.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ooooh I know xfx's real name now!
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I don't mind, haha half the people already know it and heaps have already seen me hahah, I got over it.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Sarah smiiiiiiiiile ... oh won't you smile a while for me .... Sarah ...
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Say my name one more time, and your head, goes up her butt. Also is that a song?
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's a song ... by Hall and Oates.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What time zone are you guys in??
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm from Australia... so the Australian time zone? haha Well it is... 7:16PM here right now.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Makes sense. It's...well, almost morning here. Oops.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh really, haha :/ Yeah well I'm proberly going to be up to early morning *sigh* haha
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Brandon (convo was too far up) - I suppose it wasn't such a bad winter, but I'm from Florida so it was a hard transition. I can go outside without sleeeeves here! Haha but I do enjoy having snow, its still a novelty to me.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, that would be a hard transition. I've been to Florida a few times, around this time too. It was wonderful down there, leaving the cold for warmth! Cold just sucks.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It lovely when its like... 50s. I think I'm really going to enjoy spring (I am in Chi btw) and I guess I liked winter. Its just so freaking different to have to actually worry about putting on enough clothes.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I actually only realized I could use the search function when my ... boyfriendtypeperson was looking for my comments on a post and found them way too easily...he said I lost nerd cred for not knowing it.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
hahahahaha boyfriendtypeperson? haha that is an awesome term!! lol that's great:) I've known about that Ctrl+f I just never thought of using it for here.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Its a matter of, he lives far away and we haven't seen each other since beforehand. So, until I can see him again that's the best title he is going to get from me.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, that works. It's better than not having a title. :S
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can imagine the difference. I don't mind cold too terribly much, I'd just prefer the warmth. I haven't a clue where Chi is.. Chicago maybe. I'm in Cincinnati, winter isn't all that bad here.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's chicago. I was going to you knowing what I meant but maybe not everyone else, but what the heck. There's a million people in Chi and more than one college. Except I mentioned the type of school to someone earlier...Dangit. Hope I don't end up with a stalker now.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*stalks* I know who you are.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
lol, I highly doubt you'd end up with a stalker. I apologize for ruining the covertness of your message... is there a way to delete your posts? if it makes you feel better I'll put like what area of cincy I live in haha, its not like anyone would even know who I am.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Haha no I was just playin'. I have large man friends who will protect me. Phil...why would you say that here? I thought that was a secret??
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*looks up J. Kristine is secret stalker database* HA! found you ...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am a big guy.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm glad you have large male friends to protect you, I would have felt horrible had something happened because of my denseness...:(
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I like tall men... I mean, what?
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
YSIL, I feel awesome to be in that thing.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
5'11''? lol
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It just so happens, you're on the MLIA hotties list ... wasn't too hard of a search ...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I like comedies.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah ... they're funny ...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am watching Periscope Down.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That the one with Kelsey Grammar?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, and it's Down Periscope not Periscope Down.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
If I remember correctly, that was indeed a pretty funny movie ... with a really hot chick ...
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I love a good horror.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I like dramas. A good drama like, Braveheart...which is probably more of an action movie.....
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I only need ten more dollars before I have enough!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
To pay me for sex?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes PHIL!! (heh heh.) totally.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
To ship his present?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*nods* It is going to be late though *cries*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
He's going to be so mad.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
O.O I hope not...
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
One thing I am curious about is: If, for the majority of us, it is night-time, why are we on here and not sleeping? For me it is because I work third-shift and am off tonight.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
For me it's because I don't have a job and most of my gigs are during the evening.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You are a musician then? That's awesome, what would you genre-ize your music as?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
He has an amazing voice! he sings for me all the time <3 :D
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Folk-rap-screamo-country.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wow, that is a lot of genres in one. That doesn't sound like it mixes well together in all honesty :/ Are there any bands that are similar to it?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nah, I do mainly covers. I have a few of my own songs. They are soft pop ballads/country songs. I cover mainstream music and country.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh OK. I like the soft folk style rock, which is probably more country than folk. So, that's pretty cool.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You suck at screamo... sorry.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
For me, it is because it is 7:42Pm.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
it's 4:43 AM for me haha. You are from Australia, right? If I could live anywhere, it would probably be there.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I have to say, I love it here... Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free... *hums the rest*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Australia doesn't exist.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Seriously, what was with that guy? Did he really believe that?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What was with that!!! I am pretty sure I showed you, mobs, and Nutella my backyard...
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I doubt it. I think he's just trying to be funny.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
.........someone believed Australia didn't exist......? wow, what is the world coming to?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That someone was me.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I asked if he was on drugs and he said no. I think he was lying.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I actually had someone who believed me.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Where they on drugs?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
LLAMAFISH!! <3<3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nope. It was very sad though. They asked if everyone was being sarcastic or not.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
xfx! <33 (this was in caps but it looked a bit funny so I added an exclamation mark instead)
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Whoever it was that convinced someone that Australia doesn't exist, that is beyond impressive!! Good job haha
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It was me on my other screen name.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's fun to have several hats ...
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
How are you beautiful? (and I just typed it.. it does look alittle weird hehe) <3<3
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wait, wait, Phil are you caucasian as well?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am a little tired. I had to from 9am to 5pm which kind of sucked, but I'll live. Hopefully.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
How are you? <3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am caucasian. Among others...
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
How could you be bothered writing those long ass paragraphs about places not existing!
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Lemme guess .... you're someone's clone?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am not a clone, I am just different people. I wrote those because they are hilarious.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh :[ you should sleep then! and I hope you live! haha and I am good :]
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
The Utah one was a bit funny ... Mobs didn't seem to appreciate it though ...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, Mobs hasn't been in the greatest of moods recently.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah I must admit I found them quite funny.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'll proberly have an early night tonight because I also have work tomorrow.:(
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
He is just upset about some things... dont worry he is cheering up abit :] also having an early night can be good sometimes :]
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Early nights are good. I just don't like doing them, like showers there awesome when they're over but you just can't be bothered doing them.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
8:42pm - if I had a nickel for every time I posted my time underneath yours...
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You would have one nickel... haha Jokes, we could be pretty rich...
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Do you live in Sydney as well?
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Melbourne :)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh ok then. :( No ones ever from Sydney.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can... go down there in like and hour or abit more by plane...
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's cause Melbourne is a million times better than Sydney!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You are lying. Sydney is awesome. It's like that awesome thing times 2.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
The only thing good about Sydney is the Bondi vet.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Haha. Sydney has a lot of awesome things like the city.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's only 1:42am here ... that's not late, is it?
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nope, that's not late, not for me anyway lol, that's around my lunch time...
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I remember working graveyard .... that sucked.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Eh, it does at times but for the most part isn't too terribly bad. For a lot of the night I get paid to read or watch movies or something equally as pointless.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ah ... I worked at 24hr grocery store ... I couldn't do any of that ...
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I work in an alternate to prison, when the residents are sleeping I read, generally will bring in a movie to watch. It is fairly decent, with the exception of having to sacrifice either life or sleep.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ah, that's kinda like Alexis .... another frequent commenter. She works at a retirement home, graveshift, so she's usually here late nights.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's cool, I'll probably be commenting more often, I've enjoyed this. This was my first night doing so, but on my off nights I'll probably be doing this to wile away the time.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I said that to say something I forgot to say haha: maybe we'll meet on here sometime then.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I love lunch.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I definitely prefer breakfast over any meal.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I prefer brinner ...
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I never eat breakfast, not sure why..
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I don't eat breakfast either. Anyway, GET ON CHAT. (:
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Brinner? I love breakfast meals like bacon and eggs, but can never be bothered cooking them.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I love 4thmeal.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I die without breakfast, just can't make it through the day. Cereal is just golden.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Brinner = breakfast for dinner. So ... like eating pancakes, eggs and bacon for dinner. And, it's not weird drinking a beer with it ... it actually is a good ingredient for omelets ...
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
IS ON CHAT! and gah I look bad so no cam hahaha. BUT! I can cook really good eggs, even though Im not that much of a fan of eating them.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Brinner sounds sexy.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm an attention whore; watch me sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Xe7bYEZFE that is all.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's pretty good! That's the style I was earlier trying to describe haha. I like the guitar in it.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's some of my works guitar playing ever, but thanks. I usually don't play rhythm guitar.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It sounds good, even if it is your worst. What is the chord progression for it? I wanna see if I can play it.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Semi normal C chord progression. C - Am - Am7 - C - G - C -F - C - G - C for the verse.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Alright, that shouldn't be too hard then, I'm going to have to look up Am7 though haha.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I knew Am7 already... :/ now to just remember the name.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Do the raised Am7, not the lowered.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Raised is fretted 3rd fret on the high E string.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's the Am7 I knew... what is the lowered one then? The Barre chord?
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm not all that experienced of a guitar player as you may have noticed, I've only been playing for a little over a year... I wouldn't even know how to play an Am7 barre chord, Am I can anyway haha.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Lowered is where you have the G string open.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hehehe.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hmmm. Ok, interesting. Makes sense, both add a G...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes, they add for interesting variations.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Pretty good .... not my cup o' tea in music styles ... but yer talented ...
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What kind of music do you like?
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Mostly older stuff ... 80's/90's R&B, classic soul, Beatles, Stones, Cash, 80's hair bands, 80's in general ... I think you get the picture.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I like Cash and the Beatles. I really like Haggard and Jones better though...
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hello everyone :] How old are you all?
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Somewhere between 12 and 86 ...
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Umm.. well.. I'd say you're... 15 or 36. Which one?
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Correct.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes. That's right.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Absolutely ...
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wow not creepy at all.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's right. Now get in the van, bitch.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Whatever you say. ;) and I'm 17.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Three and 9 months.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
.....lol does it matter?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*pipsqueak voice* I'm 10, Mr.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha, this is why I read the comments, hilarious!!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
not as hilarious...
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well.. anyway, I'm 14.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You're so young, like a baby.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
D: No. I have the.. mind of a 50year old man.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That just made asking about our age a whole lot creepier.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes, that I did, that I did...
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
15. why? are you my father?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Use your shift key or I will kill you; nicely.
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
How?<--like that?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Don't ask how. Fool.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes, like that. I hate people who don't use it. I will ban anyone who doesn't use it into oblivion.
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago
like what <--- invisible question mark FTW!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I wasn't joking.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nahh. I just like your father jokes better than your mum jokes.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, Ima gonna head out .... you know what they say ... nothing good happens after 2am ... YSIL out.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night. :)
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Night. Hope the owls won't bite
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am bored... Llamafish do you have a face book btw?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes I do have a book of my face.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
And what is this book called? haha
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Does that mean you are asking for my name over an unsecured connection?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*looks around shifty* WELL you can email me, I made this emailfor people on here. for STALKERS that are looking at this, fuck off. xf-ck@hotmail.com :D
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
OK :D
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's not working that post masters thing says it fails. :( Try email me at iheartpie69@hotmail.com
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'll give you my name :) Mike Wasoski!
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Why do I keep seeing the comments go off topic from the original post?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You are new here. Read this: Since you are new here is my speech. Do not assume I am attacking you in any way. You are just new here and these are our rules. Welcome to MLIA. We are all jerks. Respect everyone except for the OP and trolls. Do not feed trolls, just bad them. Never post First!!! or anything stupid like that. Never insult one of the regulars. Never ask who is a regular. The OP is never right unless it is truly average. Always be sure to use the reply button so you don't look like an idiot. If you get rate limited then you might have multiple posts; it's alright it happens to all of us. We also are very keen on people using correct grammar. Mistakes do happen since we are all human, but try not to screw up. Use the shift key but do not rape it. I'm theycallmebob but you may call me Bob or TCMB.
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Alright TCMB, thanks for the "heads up".
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
The reason we go off topic is because we are basically a community now.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
How come I never got a speech when I first came on MLIA :F
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am unsure; maybe I wasn't online at that moment?
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Because the comments begin on topic but through the many intricacies of conversation, they move off topic. Maybe?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's the most complicated way of saying we get bored and talk about other things.
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
:D I know.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's had to keep talking about a post for two hours.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Anyone want to hear an exciting story about what happened to me today? It involves cats..
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Only if you tell it.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Tell me the story and if I do not approve of it, i'll kill you with my Ray gun. :)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Once upon a time *starts sweating* ummm there was a person with a hat.*gets to anxious and runs away*
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Fear my Ray gun. He's called Yuri.
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes?
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I would love to, Papa!
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Papa-Bear, to you. -winks-
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*gets scared and backward-walks away, tripping over a cat with a Hitler-style mustache*
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, it happened like this. I was on the laptop, and I could hear the sound of my cat killing a frog, so I quickly rushed upstairs to see my cat sitting on the top of the stairs (his name is Floyd, by the way). And then, our other cat (ELO) jumped down from the stairs railing onto my head, then started licking the chlorine(sp?) out of my hair since I'd been for a swim. I think I should also mention that Floyd my cat looks like Hitler, because he's got a marking under his nose like a Hitler moustache. I got ambushed by cats >__>
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Did you show them a good time?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, but I threw them out the window and they still landed on their fucking feet.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What you need to do is attach a toast with butter on the cats. Now you have anti gravity.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ah! What a splendid idea.. I shall try it next time.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
I do not approve *Gets out Ray gun*...You've got 10 seconds...>_>
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That's pretty awesome! It gives me reason to continue not liking cats lol jk.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You think everything is funny and awesome. I love you.
 
[ - ]  UNaveragePersonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I guess this wouldn't count as "average", or does it? anyway, at least he didn't set your house to WW2
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
The zombie house where I kill zombies with my Ray gun, Yuri, is in WW2. :3
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, acctually, I think it's after WW2. Like at the end.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I know its not average.. thats why I didn't finish with MLIA. It was a very strange story. And I plan on putting my cats in the incinerator.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It could be MLIMolestedByCats
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Aye, that it could.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
My cat climbs up the curtains and sits on the curtain pole. It takes hours to get her down since no one can reach her without like a chair or something and when you finnaly get her, she bites you and shit. :3
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What's your cat called?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I want a kitten soo much, but my parents are like we already have a dog but you can get one if you pay for it and stuff.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Also clean up after it.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yourfather! you are so pretty!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Your name has a sweary word. You're bad. :3
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Eh?
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
She's been stalking you on Facebook.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
-mutters to self- I always knew this day would come. -Slams hand down on large red button, pulls jetpack on and flies away-
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
O.O I know what you look like O.O
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I have facebook, but I hate my picture. :(
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Anyway.. thanks for the compliment. -mutters under breath- Freak.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hey! Thats not very nice.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Being mean is bad and violence is bad. *Pulls out Ray gun* Got it? :3
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ahh, I apologize for my inappropriate and disrespectful behaviour. -shakes head in shame-
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Anyone wanna hear my story? (It doesn't include zombies and my Ray gun)...
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You know, there is a new post now.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Do it on the new post.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I accepted you!!!<3
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Mister Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hide away for so long (so long). Where did we go wrong?
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Goodnight(morning), all. Have yourselves a mighty fine day!!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Bye bye. :)
 
[ - ]  eliezer40Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Goodnight isn't a word I don't believe *goes back into time to amend this faulty mistake, tearing a tremendous rip in the space-time-continuum....everyone now has .39999999938201 seconds to live.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
WAH!?
 
[ - ]  thetiredoneGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
ive don that
 
[ - ]  MizukoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
This is so amazing. So I'm not the only one that does that, too?
 
[ - ]  8008135Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
story of my life
 
[ - ]  mylifeistooboringforthissiteGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
that has happened to me many times before
 
[ - ]  AchooBlessYouGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*embarassed* Heh... I still do that. =/ I always forget which way's left.
 
[ - ]  InsertAwesomeUsernameHereGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I do the same thing all the time due to dyslexia... -.-'
 
[ - ]  GrammaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
haha! that is sooo funny. my family does stuff like that all the time.
 
[ - ]  honeybunnsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
How high were you?
 
[ - ]  devotchkaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
it pains me to see how many people are illiterate in this country.
 
[ - ]  livylouluvesyouGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
haha That reminds me when I was still learning my left and rights and whenever someone told me that the hand that make an L is your left hand and I was still confused. I would say that they both make L's one is just backwards
 
[ - ]  pinkvintagepoodlesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
i am so happy to find that i am not the only one who does this.
 
[ - ]  alksduoGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
I can understand that.
 
[ - ]  immispenguinGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago
yea i alwyas made the same mistake till i learnt that i sucked my LEFT hand. easy peasy.
 

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