MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I purchased a wheelie chair for my desk at home. I have not walked anywhere in four hours but I have gone to the bathroom and eaten dinner. MLIA

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[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'll build you a treadmill, fatass.

[ - ] GeneralPattonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Lazy.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

EWWW YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM IN THAT CHAIR?!

[ - ] SHAKE_THE_BABIESGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

SHAKE THE BABIES!

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

LAWL SHAKE DEM NUGGETS.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Today, I purchased a wheel chair. MLIParalyzedFromTheWaistDown. FML

[ - ] Oceansouls_SoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Wheelie chair? I'd die if the last post didn't already finish me off...

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have broken your legs, and you shouldn't add ie to the end of words to seen cuterie.

[ - ] GeneralPattonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Larry the Cable guy is annoying.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

your annoyin

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Average.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You wear a diaper?

[ - ] Mortos_der_SoulstealerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yes. -sniff- I don't like to talk about it.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Let's just say, I'm sitting in the right chair.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Or was it place. Iunno.

[ - ] vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

And let me guess, for dinner you had McDonalds?

[ - ] Team_Player123Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

All you did in 4 hours was go to the bathroom and eat dinner? Did you order in or something?

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