MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I realized that I truly dislike the fact that there is a triangular spot on the windshield that never gets wiped off when it rains. MLIA
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[ - ]  caucasianGood: 70Bad: 591 year, 11 months ago
I already said this last night but I have something to tell you guys. Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth. Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs. We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist. Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 16Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 20Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
..? *shoves popcorn in mouth*
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 10Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
*remembers Natalie Tran from YouTube* OH CRAP.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
First thing I thought of as well.
 
[ - ]  goodnighttravelwellGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
She is exactly what I first thought of.
 
[ - ]  percy_jacksonGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Uhm.... *doesn't know what to do*
 
[ - ]  wileyzach7Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey, I'm pretty sure you're in a bunch of books and a movie.:)
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NOOOOO he's just a school teacher in the U.K. [!]
 
[ - ]  Briana96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I &65 Percy Jackson....just thought I would throw that in there.
 
[ - ]  NinjaMGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
??? indeed
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Norway is also a lie. This is what Europe really looks like: http://www.curbside.on.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/euro.jpg
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Please notice the shape Sweden and Finland makes. This is one of the reasons Norway was added to the map.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Ha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA. *doubles over*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oh, good God.....*falls off chair*
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't get it.
 
[ - ]  kissedbytheskyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
AHA theres a giant map in my global classroom, and thats what i think about everyday. ahaha
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
You are very passionate on this, aren't you?
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 5Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
I am! I also have no clue why it is being badded.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Maybe because you posted it on multiple posts?
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
That was when everyone was asleep.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
They still go back and read. I've noticed people answering a comment I wrote two days after I wrote it.
 
[ - ]  Briana96Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
My guess is because it has nothing to do with windshield wipers. But that's ok:)
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I KNEW IT!! Also, I'm reposting this on nat's lastest video to try and get in pmct.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 16Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I live in a place that doesn't exist! HOW FUCKING GREAT IS THAT! :D
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And that's why you're awesome!
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
You are part of a secret government program to delude people into thinking they live in "Australia". They take whole families and put them into cities in the Nevada desert and call it Australia.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Australia isn't completely desert :(
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
They surround some of these cities with vegetation so that it doesn't feel like it is in the desert.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Woo! <3
 
[ - ]  Briana96Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
_jaw drops_ YOU'RE NARNIAN?!?!?!?!?!?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So, then, America is the only real continent? Plus I'm not a secret government agent... *shifty eyes*
 
[ - ]  kissedbytheskyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
so you must be a government agent, cause only they would deny it.
 
[ - ]  christopher_21Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I knew that Austalia was to good to actually exist!! We all gotta stick it to the Man!!
 
[ - ]  killercxntpuntGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What are you on? You should share.
 
[ - ]  Erica45Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
?? your crazy. is Canada and Mexico made up too?
 
[ - ]  kimi123Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Who truly knows? I feel like my life has been a lie.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 9Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
Your grammar is less than impeccable. Question marks do not begin sentences, they end them; at least in English. Your second question should begin with "Are" and not "is". Please go back to your hole.
 
[ - ]  kimi123Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Wait. Me?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
No, that was directed at Erica45.
 
[ - ]  kimi123Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oh, ok.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
.....No...
 
[ - ]  tacobabeGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I agree, and would like to add that sentences should begin with capital letters. Oh, and it's you're, not your.
 
[ - ]  kimi123Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Im from Australia. Or am I?
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
If you truly believe that then you are part of a secret government program to delude people into thinking they live in "Australia". They take whole families and put them into cities in the Nevada desert and call it Australia.
 
[ - ]  bondcatbondGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And how exactly do you know this?
 
[ - ]  kimi123Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He/she used to be part of the secret government program before they were kicked out.
 
[ - ]  bondcatbondGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
So, is this true? Haha I honestly can't tell if everybody is being sarcastic or not. This is the first time I've heard this.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
God bondcat.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Of course it is true. Would I mislead people?
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Well, of course it's true...
 
[ - ]  secretagentgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
my sister went to australia...
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Please use the shift key.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
BUT I LIKE AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And I like when people don't rape the shift key.
 
[ - ]  GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I'm not going to say Australia doesn't exist, but I will admit I have a sneaking suspicion everything in Australia is bad except the people.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I would never lie to people I don't know on the internet.
 
[ - ]  alexisssGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Nobody lives in the deserts of Australia, most of the population lives on the east coast. Get your facts right before you start coming up with conspiracies.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
You are an uneducated buffoon and should read more before attacking me with your baseless accusations. I did say that they are in the deserts in Nevada but I also said that they surround some of these cities with vegetation so that it doesn't feel like it is in the desert.
 
[ - ]  alexisssGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Okay at first this was funny, but now I see you're actually just one of those stupid Americans who think that the world revolves around them.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
I don't think this; I know it.
 
[ - ]  alexisssGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I hope you get killed by a bald eagle.
 
[ - ]  tacobabeGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Stereotyping is stupid.
 
[ - ]  alexisssGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
I realise this. That doesn't change the fact that so many people consider the US to be the centre of the universe. Hence, stupid Americans.
 
[ - ]  alexisssGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Why am I getting badded? I insult a tiny minority of American people and I'm the bad guy? You're trying to say that my country doesn't exist.
 
[ - ]  scorpio666Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I know right! why dont they bad the idiot whos saying saying Australia doesnt exist!
 
[ - ]  thesillyfool34Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
......... then why have I been to australia and im not i goverment agent im 12 allmost 13
 
[ - ]  lmaoLARRYGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
In the beginning of the world, there was only one continent, China. All the other continents were made in China.
 
[ - ]  SwirlzGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
That's why every other continent is shit quality.
 
[ - ]  scorpio666Good: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
are you retarded? Australia does exist!
 
[ - ]  maeismaeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
OMG AM I LIVING IN A FAKE COUNTRY THEN? THEN HOW AM I ALIVE? OHMYGOD! IM A ANGEL!
 
[ - ]  this_kidGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
oh no. where do i live then?!
 
[ - ]  average_queen_007Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
WTF???? then where the hel do i live then????? switzerland??? I live in AUSTRALIA. a real continent. that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard, really, get over urself uk and usa. phhhhh
 
[ - ]  improvprincessGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Then how was I able to vacation there every winter?
 
[ - ]  KellisGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago
what da fuck?
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 18Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Today, Facebook group. MLIA
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Today, I <3 AM. MLIA
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
True. But what isn't these days?
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Fair call. There's even a group for Jigglypuff inspired drunken pranks.
 
[ - ]  imfromscotlandGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This is a group I'd like to be part of.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Here's the link http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=308049419446&ref=ts (feels bad for spamming)
 
[ - ]  imfromscotlandGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My phone won't let me use the link. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I joined that facebook group. MLIA
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I realized that when I was ten. I got over it.
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Woah. Its concise, its average, am I asleep or something cause theres a whole PAGE of these.
 
[ - ]  OhEmGeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*It's, but no! You're not asleep :D
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Wow, I changed my It's because I thought it was wrong.. >.< it's been a long week.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I agree with them, but this 'realized' junk has got to go!
 
[ - ]  imfromscotlandGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
It's just not right! Realised is the only way to be.
 
[ - ]  EaterofPeopleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Everyone does... I focus on driving instead of the triangle spot.
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 15Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I focus on being the 15 year old passenger who gets pissed off by the triangle spot.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 8Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I am also slightly annoyed at that triangle, but it's because of my OCD.
 
[ - ]  ladiesman277Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Aaaaaaaaaah, someone understands me!
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Doesn't bother me in the least bit.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It would have been worse if we didn't have windshield wipers at all.
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
True.
 
[ - ]  Gameguy602Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I realized long ago that I truly hate the wipers, and the guy who invented them, for not covering that triangle. And I don't have ocd, or, at least I havn't been diagnosed with it.
 
[ - ]  christopher_21Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That has annoyed me since I was really little, and I don't have OCD either.....
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I have returned! Sort of.. I'm still busy, and I don't know how long I'll be here... But I'm here!
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
And... Nobody cares. *shrugs and floats away from MLIA page*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
People rarely care that I'm here either. High five!
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Woo! *high fives*
 
[ - ]  rossart12Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It really bothers me with snow. Like, right now. There should be a third wiper.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
LOL. I'm thinking of this little mini wiper that you might find in "Wall-e" or something.
 
[ - ]  killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Today I just realized I am a girl. Oh wait...
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure I've seen this on Facebook. And also, they realised. Which pisses me off.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 9Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
"OH MY GOD!!" "WHAT!?" "I JUST REALIZED THERE'S A TRIANGLE ON MY WINDSHIELD!! I HATE IT!! UGH!! LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK AT IIIITTTTT!!" "Um... can you please keep your eyes on theAAHH TRRREEEE!!!!!"
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Yea yea yea, it's not very good, I know. I don't have much to work with with all these newly average posts. And AM already made the facebook comment. I can't touch that.
 
[ - ]  EaterofPeopleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That's what happened to me!!... not really. But I imagined.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Lol! XD
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 17Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I just checked the FB group posts. The OP's are PISSED about the new "average" stories and are threatening to leave if they don't see something funny. WE WON!!!!!! TO HELL WITH THE OPS!!!! WE HAVE TAKEN MLIA BACK!!!!!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd THAT'S FUCKING WICKED!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oops. *DD at the end there...
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*does the "We Won" dance* *hopefully never has to use the shenanigans dance ever again*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*celebratory shotgun fire*
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Have you gone back and read comments on the posts from yesterday? The little n00bs all decided to try and gang up but it's pretty obvious we were still winning.
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, I haven't yet, so can you summarize it for me?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Basically, they're telling us to leave because the website is no longer meant for averageness. They call the site a "pun" and say it's actually intended for the crap stories because they are not normal. They have also called us selfish for wanting the site to go back to the way it was, and have no defense for why they want the fake stories except for "it's not boring and it makes me smile".
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Great, have they all left now?
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not yet. Patience, young Skywalker.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This actually cracked me up a little.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's awesome. :D
 
[ - ]  katierose13Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the Averageness!!!!!
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lmao... There's a person complaining that there are average posts on a website called mylifeisaverage.com.
 
[ - ]  llama111Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
how long does it take to get a story posted on this website, and does it definilitly get posted eventually or not?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, now that they have changed the voting algorithm, no one really knows. And no, if the submission gets voted no on enough, it will not go through.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh. That's right. They did change it. My answer fails then.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Along with that, registered users have more of a say in the stories.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*definitely, It take around 2-3 months, and it will only be posted if enough people vote average.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*It used to take. With the new algorhythm (I know it's misspelled, I don't know anything about computers and am too lazy to check.) we have no idea. I think it's less though.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I realised that after I already posted my comment. Feel free to bad.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*goods, just to be difficult*
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I get gooded every time I say to bad it. What the hell. >.>
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Reverse psychology works, just not when you want it to ;3
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What's the point of them if they don't clean all of the glass, it's not like you can see out of what can't be wiped. The glass should just be in the shaep of where the wipers go.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Shape*
 
[ - ]  ladiesman277Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Also, when its sunny, you can see a little triangle of dust where the wipers don't cover.
 
[ - ]  ahemmmmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*just forced self to eat escargot*
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ewww. And hi.
 
[ - ]  ahemmmmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It was actually quite good... If you just close your eyes and pretend it's not a snail ...
 
[ - ]  TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Eww, you ate baby fishies?
 
[ - ]  TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I thought you said caviar, ewww, you ate snails.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's caviar....
 
[ - ]  TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mo, caviar is fish eggs.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's what I meant.
 
[ - ]  TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*snail. And "Ew, you eat cooked down pigs feet? (marshmellows), Ew, you eat cooked down horse hooves and horse hair? (jello), Ew, you eat (I don't even want to know what's in Cheez-Whiz.)" Besides, escargot's pretty good. If you get them served out of the shell, it just looks like oysters. And oysters are pretty commom.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*common
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...You've got a point.
 
[ - ]  ahemmmmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
These were in the shell. Yummmaay. But they did taste a little like oysters.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Agreed. People makes it sound worse than it actually is. Now lutefisk, that's narsty.
 
[ - ]  katierose13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am quite irritated by that stupid triangle but I'm OCD. I also hate that my windsheildwipers never in time with the music or the turn signal.
 
[ - ]  killercxntpuntGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
So do me a favor. The next time you see her. Ask your girl what my dick tastes like.
 
[ - ]  Wez_YoGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Oh my god this is soooo true!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I want average posts and all, but what will there be to complain about? :(
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Each other? Quit your whining.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Quit your... okay.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There'll still be trolls.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It will be just like the hippie period. Everyone is happy, got nothing to complain about, and smoking whatever we come over.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That sounds like a blast.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Indeedy.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There is always trolls...
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There will still be n00bs, trolls and an occasional bad post.
 
[ - ]  Erica45Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Im happy to know that im not the only one who gets upset about the little triangle. We need better windsheild wipers
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not happy to know that you've forgotten what an apostrophe is.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 1Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
are u like some grammar nazi?
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Most commenters are.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
i can see that
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just go with the flow.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Grammar Nazis make this site easier on the eyes.
 
[ - ]  imfromscotlandGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You will not survive this website for long with poor grammar or spelling...
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't know about her, but I certainly am. Did you use your 'y' and 'o' keys?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Fuck my brain. *lose.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
You just made me lose the game, I was doing so well. *cries*
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And shift key
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Fine are you happy?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, you missed a comma.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If they're happy, I'm happy.
 
[ - ]  ItsNotThatDifficultGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank you for using the right "they're."
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like you, INTD. Is your name referring to grammar/spelling/?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes, I am. And in guessing that, you should know better than to talk to me in chatspeak.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, I must go clean my room! :( Buhbye MLIAers! <3<3<3 I loves you all! <3
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye bye!
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye my love! <3
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
L-L-L-LOVERS YOU! <3<3<3<3<3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<3 Tuffy!
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Time to go Trollen!!!! WOOO AVERAGE SUCKS!!!
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Whatever floats your boat, man.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Obvious troll is far too obvious.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have good grammer to.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I see your mistake.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You fail.
 
[ - ]  ItsNotThatDifficultGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're false and homosexual.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well the first part is true. The second part is not.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
FAKE AND GAY
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
All this noise is giving me a headache.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Do you have a big nose?
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My schnoze is rather big, I'm visiting my family in New jewsey.
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm from Jersey. North or south?
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not from Jewsey, but my Zati and Meema are from Long Branch
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Cool.
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I'm visiting them for Shabat.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hands ear plugs, rocking chair, and blanket* this should do the trick.
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*straightens glasses* thank you.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No problem(sp?).
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Did you just question your spelling of 'problem'?
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hate posts that start with "Today, I realized."
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I agree.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, me too
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's slighty, though only marginally, better, when it's 'Today, I realisd...'
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*realised. -_-
 
[ - ]  bondcatbondGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I read this submission where this person got really pissed off when people mispell realize by using and s instead of z. I wanted to good it just so I could give them shit about it.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha. WELL. Aren't the Americans the ones spelling it wrong?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I once corrected someone on their spelling, and they were all like, 'No shit, it's *realized, you fucktard.' then I was all like, 'Uh, I'm British, you ignorant piece of shit.' It wasn't exactly like this, but you get my point.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
British spelling always wins.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*snore* ZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZzZzZzzZz
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NORMA!!!!!! *glomps and wakes her up*
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
A wild SNORLAX appeared!
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ok?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Blah blah blah
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hug hug hug
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<3!
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*glomps* Poptart!! :D <3
 
[ - ]  bondcatbondGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just show me where your dicks at.
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Stop Talkin that blah blah blah.
 
[ - ]  bondcatbondGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat. I like jumping around.
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just show me where your dicks at.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I bet Lady Gaga would
 
[ - ]  bondcatbondGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Her teeny weeny just wouldn't get the job(s) done.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
More like jobS
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Contimplaints Pupic.*
 
[ - ]  MattE9876Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
at OP, me too!
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My ex boyfriend was called Matt E. Oh, and don't say stuff like that.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Pumpkin!! *almost spelled it wrong again but caught self* :D <3
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, hello. Sorry about getting at you about the spelling of my name, by the way. <3
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*huggles* It's alright, I just got really sad because I've been depressed lately... :(
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So have I. :/
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know the feeling *hugs back*
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*glomps Nonagon* <3
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is glomped* <3
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*group hugs Pumpkin and Nonagon* <3
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is hugged* Well this is... cosy.
 
[ - ]  jinnyandrea101Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
at OP IKNOW! EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE I HAVE HATED THAT AND HAVE ACTUALLY GOTTEN OUT OF THE CAR TO CLEAN IT SOMETIMES.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Stop yelling! It makes my head hurt!
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow, issues
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
God! What the hell!?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE, I HAVE A HEADACHE. D:<
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Does anyone want some home baked chala, it's Shabat.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sure?
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gives you some chala*.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thanks
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
:( I can't taste it :(
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't eat it yet, we need to say the blessing over the bread. Baruch Ata Adoni elohenu, we give thanks to god for bread.
 
[ - ]  Ballet4638Good: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
OMG, OP! I totally agree!!!! It buts me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!!!!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*buts* I but you more!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...It buts you?
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*bugs*??? maybe?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like the mental picture I got after I read 'buts'. I'd like to keep it that way.
 
[ - ]  bondcatbondGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Simmer down please.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What the fuck is up with all the n00bs?!
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You called master?
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I really don't know
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I want some n00bs to come and complain about the average posts. I could do with a good laugh at an argument.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Go to the My Life Is Average facebook page. You shall find what you desire.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've been on there, left comments and am now waiting for a response. :D
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This is great. And the idiotic people who think average = immature/annoying/ironic are revealed...
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha, I'm doing the same.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*calls from n00b hideout* Hey, APoppernickel.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey! <3
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:D How are you today?
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm dandy, yourself?
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I would be better if it was so darn rainy... But otherwise, I'm rather good.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Good question.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I try. Except, not really. :)
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*tries to think of something to say* ......
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Penis.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Vagina.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Giggity.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
I want someone's dick rite now!!!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What the fuck?
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
right*
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow. That's desperate.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
In 10th grade health we had to go around the room and say "Penis and vagina" without laughing. I laughed when a kid said it in a really high voice.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha you made me LOL
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I L'dOL.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not the only one who says L'dOL!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I once laughed when a teacher said it. After that I got mature.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My health teacher last year couldn't say either. She would be talking in a normal volume, then she would get quieter and say, "Penis". Then resume her regular voice.
 
[ - ]  DuranDuran94Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I see that MLIA is constipated again. Give it some prune juice.
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Has anyone noticed that on Family Guy Stewie is no longer evil, but just gay?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes, yes I have. Go look at wikipedia.
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
o.O I miss evil Stewie.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That happened a long time ago.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't watch Family Guy. I don't find it funny. *gets ready for all the gasps*
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*starts to gasp* Wait, I don't watch it...
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*doesn't gasp* Me neither. I think it's dumb, and I don't understand it.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The jokes I get are usually so stupid that I don't laugh at them. Just like nigahiga.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Isn't that the Asian clone of Shane Dawson?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I guess you could put it that way. He sucks anyways.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
*doesn't gasp* Me neither. I think it's dumb, and I don't understand it.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Fuck. Bad it.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is not difficult this time, and bads*
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*doesn't gasp* I don't either. That 70's Show, The Office, and The Big Bang Theory for the win!
 
[ - ]  DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<3 <3 Big Bang Theory.
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
YES! The Big Bang Theroy :3
 
[ - ]  DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sheldon. :D
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 0Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
WtF iS tHiS???????????
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Obvious troll is obvious.
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
wHaTs A tRol
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Troll harder arsehole.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hate your spelling after just one comment. That's a record.
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hated its spelling before the comment... look at the username.
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 0Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago
i NoT iT i A pErSoN
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Holy fuck. Bad this fucker.
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Psh I already did.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Done.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I didn't see the username before after I read the comment. The username completed it.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Read their name; it's pathetic.
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Whiteboard buddy!
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Chuck! Nobody is on tinychat really.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's your shift key screaming for help.
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I just typed in "Today, I realised," in google just to see what it said because so many people start with that on MLIA. It say today I realised that Mario is homeless ????
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Uhhhh. O.o
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3618915&id=180762572378 This is what we all deserve for purging the un-average cliche anecdotes of yesteryear!
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Who doesn't like a great job bagel?
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The OPs who didn't do a great job of trying to ruin this site
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I somehow read that wrong.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Blow job. There I said it.
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
i would give u a blow job if u asked
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You'd also give them every STD known to man if you did that.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
....Are you freaking kidding me?
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*falls off chair* Oh wow.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<333
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
xD <3
 
[ - ]  CabrioleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This is perfect.
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 0Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago
I iS pErFeCt
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You do this on purpose?
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't feed the troll.
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
I nOt HuNgRy. I'm staying.
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago
wHaT aRe U tAlKiNg AbOuT????????
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why do you talk like that? D:
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Stop feeding the troll.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Because they're a troll. Try not to feed them.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, I see...
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago
tO kEeP yOu EnTeRtAiNeD
 
[ - ]  DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
: ( *is not entertained*
 
[ - ]  DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*glares and bads into oblivion*
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello my lovers. <3
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yo.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bela <33, are you going to be magically gone after five minutes again?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nopey nope! This time I can actually stay a little while ;)
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yays! We can play, tango, do the twist! Hahaha What'cha up to?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Now. Not much. Earlier I was at a friend, and saw The Thing. 80's horror is entertaining.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's so weird, I was talking to a friend today and that movie!!! Deja Vu..
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That is kinda scary. And cool. <3<3
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<333 Today, I ran in the rain, and am now eating a Boca Burger. That's as interesting as my life gets. ThisIsNotAMLIA.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Woo! The excitement! Well, that sounds a bit like my life also xD
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello, #1...
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello, poo poo..
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey, that doesn't sound like a very jolly Hallmark card.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It means #2, silly. Though that also isn't one so..*gets a Hallmark card that sings* HAPPY UN-BIRTHDAY!!
 
[ - ]  ChuckMyLifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is touched* (Not like that... what a dirty mind you have. Tsk tsk)
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*touches anyway* ;)
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm going to start the article on Wikipedia called the MLIA Revolution, I will be back later :)
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:D You should get a list of all of the regulars as sources.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*agrees*
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awesomesauce.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes! I look forward to reading that.
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm liking the sound of that.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yo hoes
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*puts down gardening tool* Suup.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How's it hanging?
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
http://tinychat.com/TOYDS
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm scared. I was here 2 hours ago. Which was two posts ago. MLIAs, where are you?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Have you read the blog?
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It says that they will be changing around with the algorithm till they get an even number of posts. I guess we should just be patient.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hugs* TOYDS!!!
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hi!
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, hello. I almost didn't see you there... <3
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ILYMD! You- You can't see me?
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Now I can, no worries.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yay! So, SPRING BREAK IS HERE!
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm jealous. Mine doesn't start for another week or so...
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Correction: I was here for the last post also.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm bored with this post. >.< Add me on FB?
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
AP!
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Toyds! <3
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wassup?
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not enough. This site is too slow. AND too many n00bs are on. >.<
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is wondering if she still wants someone to add her on FB* ... :(
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I noticed. Some cool (ahem, regs) people are here also.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Sure! *hugs* :D <3
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sweet. :)
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*doesn't know how I'm going to add her on FB because I don't know what her name is* :(
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Email me. christiancb2008@yahoo.com
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*email is the same as my username on here*
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
AP?
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
TCMB?
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NotBob?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Whats up?
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm bored as fuck. I think I will be getting offline for now.
 
[ - ]  NeedALifeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I've always thought of that triangle as a shark...
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me too, as a matter of fact.
 
[ - ]  ItsNotThatDifficultGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Same here.
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I want something that tastes good! Maybe some chocolate. Be right back, not that anyone cares XD
 
[ - ]  sidneeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Someone reply to this!!! I'm very bored
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So am IIIIII.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You also seem to be very horny.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Your lack of a complete stop bugs me.
 
[ - ]  iTaLkLiKeThIsGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Its a pain in the ass to talk like that so I shall stop. Sorry everybody I was just extreamly bored and I should not have tried to entertain myself here.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Good, now GTFO.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*It's *extremely
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You would think they would learn seeing as they have spell-check right there...
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, poor ITLT. You still don't leave her alone. xD
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You can entertain yourself here, but just not in the style of a n00b, troll or both. We're nice people, if you aren't any of the afore mentioned.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wait, no.. That's not right.. We aren't nice. But we're cool!
 
[ - ]  I_talk_like_thisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't care if your nice or not as long as your cool; and from what I've seen most of the people on here are.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes, yes they are! (Not counting myself, of course.)
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Now we're all glad you caught yourself in the midst of a faux pas, but you really shouldn't start anything on here. All your kind will get is haters.
 
[ - ]  I_talk_like_thisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know and again, I apologize. I also changed my username because it annoyed the hell out of me.
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Has anyone else noticed that it is more typically spelled "realized"? I;m pretty sure "realised" is just the British way to do it.
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*I'm
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...yes.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It's not JUST the "British way" to do it. Why is everyone pointing this out today?
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My apologies. I just got on here after a couple of days and I haven'tnoticed anyone pointing it out.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank you AP. It gets on my nerves. =/
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry if I got on your nerves. I wasn't aware that this has been previously stated.
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was confused on that a couple of weeks ago, so I just started spelling it with an S. My teacher didn't correct me so >.>
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
For fucks sake... I'm getting sick of having to repeat this over and over. It is not just Brits who spell it 'realised'.
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Alright, no need to take you anger out on me! I haven't been on here for a few days, so I therefore have not been apart of "the system". Also,I never said it was only the British who spelled it that way.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not taking my anger out on you, just having a general rage. I just get irritated with the whole 'realise' 'realize' thing. I'm sorry if you took that as a personal go at you.
 
[ - ]  thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh. Ok. I understand. We're all a bit out of whack from what's been going on here lately, I'd say. So...we're cool?
 
[ - ]  dumdiddleGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
These OPs have no lives.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Much like you, methinks ^_^
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*waits for dumdiddle's frail argument about how they have a life*
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Methinks, you be a zucchini.^.^
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Methinks you are correct :)
 
[ - ]  SeaTrollTakeoverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello. STT has arrived, and she's speaking in third person again.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bela does not have a problem with that.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ActionMan!
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My brother used to have Action Man dolls and I would steal them off him because Barbie doesn't like wussy men like Ken.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ken is false and homosexual.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Welcome.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
'Ello!
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Droppy says HAI.
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLIA_Revolution Here is what I have so far, feel free to edit it yourselves, as I do not know the whole story, and am new to the whole Wikipedia format, I have to go for now, so please follow the Wikipedia rules and DO NOT SLANDER THE OPS IN THIS ARTICLE, even though they deserve it
 
[ - ]  littlerascalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like this. Very much. You should say something about the commenters.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Post the list of commenters that Lyricist has.
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Where would I find it?
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Someone changed the channel to WWE fighting or something. This dude's being a jerk!!! HES RUINING THE LITTLE GIRLS B-DAY DX
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*wonders what this means*
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*joins Droppy*
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*wonders in unison*
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wounder about what? Eh, just bad it.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We don't bad without proper cause, I was just talking about how I had no idea what you were referring to.
 
[ - ]  UltimateSpyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Someone changed the channel to wrestling. I have no clue what WWE stands for. And some guy was being evil and daring this other man to fight him and bashing him in front of his family. On his daughter's birthday. She almost started to cry.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, I ish understanding now.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
World wrestling entertainment? It used to be WWF - world wrestling federation, but they got sued by the other WWF, the world wildlife fund, or something along those lines, anyway. I can't be bothered to google on my iPod.
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
This post has been on for over a hour.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We noticed. It's not the longest we've waited.
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well i'm new, Mmy feet ache.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I can tell.
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm going to be late for Shabat.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I always get confused by what should precede(?) 'h'. It is a consonant, so technically it's 'a', but the way it is pronounced (especially by the French, no racism intended), makes it seem like it should be 'an'. Sorry, this is just my little ramble.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
An.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My English teacher said it should be 'an'. But then she was not the person you would trust in most situations either.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
'h' is sort-of classified as a vowel in French.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I am so bored
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Add a period to that sentence.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey, you dropped this *hands .*
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hides in shame* *.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey DD! Don't hang yourself! Remove that noose.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*strangles boobs* :D
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not the double d's!
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sowwy, they be BB's now.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NOOOOO
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Anyone else excited about the upcoming Portal 2?
 
[ - ]  PocketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just like to say I drive a Smart Car and it does not leave the triangle because of the way the wipers are. I love it. [U.S. version.]
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm out. The site is too slow right now.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bayers!
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sex; ask about it at work.
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We need a new post. Now.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*prods* HA!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Noooo! You got me! *bites off finger* there. All better.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
D:
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend, no way, no waym I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend! (my itunes is on random, it just came on. When was the last time you heard that song?! Like 6th grade?)
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
**no way,
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nope 8th! I liked that song though. It was so catchy!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know! What grade are you in now??
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
9th how about you?
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is bored* Anybody here?
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is not really here*
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, I know. I didn't see you.
 
[ - ]  averageman18Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're not here? Oh well.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am! Sort of...
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And now you're there?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No.. I'm not anywhere!
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
In space, no one can hear you scream! ... Though you'll probably dead from, you know, the lack of oxygen...
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like "No one can hear you say no" better, but you have a point.
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*forgot what she was going to type, begins dancing*
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Are any of us really here?
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, I know I don't exist. Do you exist?
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Never have, I am just a figment of your imagination.
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But I don't exist. Does my imagination exist?
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmmmm I guess not. I guess this means that we are figments of everybody else 19s imagination.
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*else's imagination.
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Whoever imagines us is crazy. Probably in an insane asylum.
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Very true. Remember though that earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If I actually existed, I would be insane?
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes, but I hope to believe that if we did exist we wouldn't suffer from insanity.... we would enjoy every minute of it.
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Great life then!
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Agreed.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm here. And I won't shut up.
 
[ - ]  YouNeverShutUpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why do you never shut up? *tackles*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Looks up at first comment* Can someone tell me why I live in a place that isn't there?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't worry, I do too.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Because the cake is a lie.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm sorry xfx, but you are in Nevada.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*nods* Flying people, boys singing cute little songs, crocodiles that tick. I should have known.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't pretend to understand...
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're in the West Island.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 5Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago
*is so bored she's going to commence poll time* Poll: Gender, male? Good. Female? Bad. Decidedly undecided? Comment. :D
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Males are good, you are correct.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
FUCK. I accidentally clicked "good." >.<
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Did you know that female hyenas have the penises?
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why are they still called females?
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Curious, wouldn't that make them male by way of genitals?
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
nope. They have uteruses and ovaries and boobs and stuff, just on the outside they have penises.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well... what does the male have?
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't know...
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's not a penis. It's an enlarged clitoris.
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But Steve Irwin told me it was a penis! D:
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Gah. I don't want to bad one of your comments. D:
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awwh, you're too kind!
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hardly, but I still don't want to bad one of your comments.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, look, my iPod is still open. I just fell asleep. Maybe I should leave.
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, wow! I didn;t know you were here! Hello, NotPumkin!
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hugs* Don't leave Pumpkin! *squeezes and doesn't let go*
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So long, for now, my friends. I must go watch Iron Man, because Robert Downey Jr. is yummy.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye, love! <3<3<3
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tomorrow? <333
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't know yet. Will prolly be on early, because later that day I'm going to a party, and then everything can happen ;3
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Later, DROP_DEAD!
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No need to be so formal, Dropples is fine.
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MLIA_Revolution Feel free to add your name to the list, just do so so that it is in alphabetical order, also feel free to add any information you feel important, just make sure to use good grammar, SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just went to check, and I was listed. I feel important. *inflates ego*
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was too! I feel so... loved.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm on the list! This rocks!
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ah! I was included! Yay! <3
 
[ - ]  MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Spam I shan't bad. :)
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I copy/pasted Lyricist's list and added my own name to it, because when MLIA went downhill, I stopped commenting as much, I was around a lot more during the "prime" of MLIA when it was actually average.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Anyone else notice that Lyricist isn't on the list?
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
we probably should put him lol
 
[ - ]  GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The MLIA administrator that may have stepped in has a name. It is Mek, I believe. Or at least, that's what he calls himself.
 
[ - ]  GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OH! It is Enrico Mills, according to the Wikipedia page about MLIA. And don't forget Guru.
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Then go ahead and edit the page, it is the spoils of our victory, and we all deserve to have a little fun with it
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I feel special being number 1. :D
 
[ - ]  curbsideprophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I... wasn't included. *feels unincluded*
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
go ahead and add yourself! if you weren't included it just meant you weren't around for Lyricist to see you! No big deal!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Want a hug? :3
 
[ - ]  curbsideprophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes, please.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hugs* A little better now?
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Side-Windy..?
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*wasn't included either* :( *feels even more depressed than I was*
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I added my name.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awesome, I'm on the list xD
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lmaonaise isn't on the list. WHY ISN'T MAO ON THE LIST?!
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm on it, just not with this name.
 
[ - ]  NotaWaitressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm on it! Hurrah!
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I need to noch on something.
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello, fellow Jew!
 
[ - ]  StereotypicalJewGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What type of jew are you?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The worst kind.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*enters dramatically*
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hugs* COOKIEKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
[ - ]  improvprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 
[ - ]  idonthaveanyclueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey ya'll, new post (:
 
[ - ]  MaxMan15000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Should I post the MLIA Revolution article on the MLIA fan page and see what they do?
 
[ - ]  thesillyfool34Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
what is the mlia revolution? saying that mlia should go back to being normal and boring?
 
[ - ]  riley11Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
OMG! i hate when the windsheild does tht 2!
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OMG! I hate it when folks spell like that!
 
[ - ]  improvprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You think YOU do, try being me.
 
[ - ]  NotaWaitressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello, everyone.
 
[ - ]  roaringwaltersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hi, how are you this fine evening?
 
[ - ]  roaringwaltersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There's a Facebook group for that.
 
[ - ]  farlypieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
that's what i was gonna say!!!!! :D high five
 
[ - ]  roaringwaltersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
yay! :D
 
[ - ]  SydneyMichelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That triangle bugs me too. xD. Sometimes I seriously consider climbing out with the car in motion with some windex and napkins to clean it.
 
[ - ]  hsm503Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
it really bugs me too then i pretend its a piece of pizza and it doesnt seem so bad
 
[ - ]  anybodydoesthisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
i always pretended it was a car shark on the window..
 
[ - ]  RoxythelionGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
when i was little i would think it was a shark. now it just peeves me XD
 
[ - ]  Sammy727Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
dude i yelled in the car with my mom because of that. i almost cried
 
[ - ]  thesillyfool34Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hate that thing its so unfair to the little triangle ad i have no clue what ocd is but i havnt deen diagnosed with it
 
[ - ]  mylifeisaveragenumberoneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah poor little guy. He must feel so left out!
 
[ - ]  scorpio666Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
lol! i used to always think of that trangular spot as a wet shark fin swimming around in the rain.=D ....im a secret government agent??? COOL!!... oh yeah and Australia does exist! <.< >.> haha..it does!
 
[ - ]  midas821Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
im glad to know im not the only one
 
[ - ]  serennnnnnnnnnnnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hate it toooooooo! That's a face book group hahahahaha.
 
[ - ]  dinaxDGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OH EM GEE!! thts pisses me off too!!! i thot i was the only one !! this is soo exciting !! =p
 
[ - ]  happyfrogGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
i hate the triangle too we just baught a new car and it doesnt have the triangle i was more exsited by this then the new car
 
[ - ]  improvprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You should totally submit that as a story. But just so you know, "baught" is actually spelled "bought".
 
[ - ]  LaLaLaLaurieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I HATE THAT MOTHER FUCKING TRIANGLE!!!!
 
[ - ]  marfoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
did you make a facebook group about this ? cause i saw a fb group named after something like that
 
[ - ]  TheTaxiCabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I espescially hate when I try to wash the window and it WON'T GO AWAY.
 
[ - ]  mylifeistooboringforthissiteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
oh my gosh i hate that!
 
[ - ]  improvprincessGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
we should start a strike against that, so they will make good windshield wipers that get that spot. I mean SERIOUSLY!
 
[ - ]  danoobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have the same problem
 
[ - ]  fluffermuffinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
that triangle pisses me off
 
[ - ]  stargirlinthemoonlightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I agree. It's been bugging me since I was about 6 years old, just like the top that make an 'm' shape.
 
[ - ]  Jta_boiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I feel very not average for not having a triangle. I have a small portion on the passenger side that doesn't get wiped, but other than that, it's all wiped off.
 
[ - ]  apvadapartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
SAME!! That bothers me so much.
 
[ - ]  lellow0079Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
im glad me and you have something in common annoyed windshield wiper person
 
[ - ]  KellisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
THAT BOTHERS ME TOO!!!!
 
[ - ]  pankakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
OMG i hate that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
[ - ]  iatetherarecandyGood: 1Bad: 011 months, 1 week ago
I was totally going to "average" this, but it had 22222 averages, so I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Sorry.
 

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