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Today, my friend exclaimed, "You have a walk-in food room!" I'm never calling it a pantry again. MLIA
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[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I make the party stop when I walk in. MLIAndyDick
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
FUCK. It says pantry, not party. MLIRetard
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Haha. <33
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<33
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<33
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<33
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
The party don't start 'til I walk in. MLIKe$ha
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
When you brush your teeth with Jack, you think Mick Jagger is fine.
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
IN BED.
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm so annoying.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I love you anyway J^3HS. <3333333
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
D'aww :3
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<3333
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Today, my friend exclaimed, "You have a dark sex temple!" I'm never calling it a dungeon again. MLIA
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Heyyyy, I remember you. -knows you don't know who I am-
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yeah, I'm coming up empty haha sorry.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
YOU! HI! You probably don't know me, but I know you. And I've missed your comments.
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Hey, I remember you.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Okay. I'm gonna stop treating you like you're famous then.
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Thank you. That means a lot.
 
[ - ]  VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
i kno you remember me ;)
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
'Fraid not.
 
[ - ]  VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
wtf!
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I fell outta bed and hit my head, now I'm diabetic and can't remember everything
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I've heard marvellous stories about you.
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
What kinda stories? If its sex stories, then true. Anything else... lies.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Okay, I lied, but I've heard of you.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It's you!!!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It has been a while since I've seen you. You probably have no clue who I am.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I know DB has no clue who I am.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I just looked at your comment thing, and I didn't know you were younger than me!
 
[ - ]  DarkfallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
That's not my original username.... this is. <3
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Now you're older than me. And I don't think I ever knew that this username existed.
 
[ - ]  DarkfallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I don't think you did either. Not many people know of it.
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I do not, but apparently you do? I haven't been called DB in awhile.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I know of you. I just like abbreviating.
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yeah, I don't really. I think vaguely though.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I was probably still in my awkward stage in your prime.
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Most likely.
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It's only a dungeon if it includes a gimp.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Apparently you're famous. You have no idea who I am, but that's okay.
 
[ - ]  keilabellaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Well well, look who came back...
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*Fangirl squeal*
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*famous wave, blows kisses*
 
[ - ]  WouldyoulikeSomeToastGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*imagines you in that scene of the Princess Diaries.*
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*is in that scene of the Princess Diaries*
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*Faints*
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Today, I realize my friend was really my mom. MLIOP
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
realized*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm pretty sure this is making fun of the other posts. I don't know why, but it is.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I call it...STOPSTUFFINGYOURFACEINTHEREOP. ...God, my comments went downhill.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Did you roll down the hill? Or fall down it? Because one lets me laugh at you....
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
:[ I'm moving out from under your bed.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Today, my imaginary friend exclaimed, "You have a conveyor belt buffet closet! Damn you're a fat ass." I'm never inviting that asshole over again. MLIFriendlessfatty
 
[ - ]  VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
so does willy wonka!
 
[ - ]  lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
What do you get if you breed a bulldog and a shitzu?
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
As dogzu?
 
[ - ]  lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yes!
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*removes the s and throws it far, far away* *it comes back like a boomerang*
 
[ - ]  _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
If I say the answer will you still tell me anyway?
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Zudog.
 
[ - ]  lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
That reminds me of those robot hamster toys.
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
..You beat me to t :'(
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
it*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
A bullzu.
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Zudog.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I saw that in submissions.
 
[ - ]  lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Damn OP stole my idea that I stole from a movie.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I had a shih tzu. He died. Well, he was put to sleep.
 
[ - ]  keilabellaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  chelsssx16Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Bullshit.
 
[ - ]  Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
What I would've done: "No, that's really my bigass freezer bitch." SLAM! *click* *click* Then walk away like nothing happened.
 
[ - ]  Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
haha i laughed so hard!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Haha, go fuck yourself.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I wanna fuck you like an animal.My whole excistance is flawed.
 
[ - ]  Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
do i smell something bitter?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Well I don't know. I'm not next to you. This is the Internet, you can't smell through it.
 
[ - ]  Team_Player123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
good point.
 
[ - ]  VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
roflcopter! *hi fives*
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
OMG YAY!
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Said the liar.
 
[ - ]  digitalboredomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I love Psych. Please tell me that's where you got that from.
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
WHATWHATWHAT?!
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
OP ISN'T CALLING IT A PANTRY ANY MORE'
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
IN THE BUTT.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*BUTTBUTTBUTT
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I am angry at my homework.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm angry at your anger.
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I am angry at your anger at my anger.
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm angry at AP's anger of kinnikinnick's anger.
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Ooh, that was way better than my response. Kudos.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm angry at being sick and shit.
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I want peanutbutter.
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Really? One word? What, you're too cool to type like the rest of us? Is that it? Jerk.
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
... love you too..
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Aww. *hugs*
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You have got to teach me how to come through the computer screen like that..
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm going to type something random too. See did it.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm angry at my French homework. Stupid, unnessacary shit.
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Woah! That's what I'm angry at too! Want to do mine?
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
No, really. Please?
 
[ - ]  Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Night. See y'all in 8 hours or so.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
G'night Rose! <333
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Have you ever had a dream/daydream that doesn't really seem like much at all but actually somehow scares the hell out of you?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*shudders* Giant... maneating... cupcake...
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
In all seriousness, I have nightmares about MLIA quite frequently.
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Of course Ly<3
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yep. Usually about aliens coming and killing us all.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
THREE MORE PEOPLE BOUGHT PRINTS OF MY PICTURESSSSSSSS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
requested to buy* Damnit. I was excited there for nothin'.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*blinks* DeviantArt...?
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yes. But then I reread it again and I don't even have them up as prints. They just requested me to make them prints, which happens all the time. But then I make them prints and no one buys.
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Someday my prints will come.
 
[ - ]  KlutzyLizzyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
Hahaa my family calls our pantry the secret enterance to Narnia...
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
.........................................................................................................................................................
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*locks you in the secret enterance[sic] to Narnia*
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Te. He. He.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
... IUGDFHOIZ FHIKJZDHXFKAZHDIUJSFNKIEDJHFCNOILAKHZDNCXOU.LM,!
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I do not like your family.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Your family is fucking retarded.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You're adopted.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
If my family did that, I would put myself up for adoption.
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
So what you're saying is... your family eats talking beavers?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*Walk in whore closet.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*peeks inside* Wait... these are ones of ATTENTION! You could have mentioned that
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
...?
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
You let me violate you.You let me desicrate you.you let me complicate you. Help me i've broke upon my insides.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You sure have dumb friends... I guess it makes sense.
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
And on that note, I must be off.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Bye! <333
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
See ya. <3
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Bai!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
So long. <3
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Peace out.
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Bye JJJJJJJJJJJJJHS <3
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
How interesting. Really, I'm enthralled.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm exacerbated.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I was going to write a pantry joke but I failed.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I failed up there.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I didn't notice until just now.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It's pretty sad, I know.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Don't worry. You can fix it!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Eh, in a bit.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
This Facebook thing is really scares me.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Don't worry about it. It happens to heaps of people.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
... But it has like all my friends on it and stuff. :/
 
[ - ]  kinnikinnickGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It is quite scary.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Report them.
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I hate it when I post heaps of pictures on facebook and next thing I know, I've got like 50 notifications of people liking them all.
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I hate when I post heaps of pictures and no one comments because I only have two friends. *Sobs*
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I am one them, right?
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yep! And my mom is the other one. *Checks* Oh, shit. She just deleted me. Well, looks like it's you and me against the world, buddy!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It's okay, BP. You have two more friends than I do.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Well, in that case... -defriends- :P
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
</3
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm your friend... aren't I??
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
If I had a Facebook, I would be your friend and I would comment on every picture of yours saying how much I love you.
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<333
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
That sounds a bit conceited...
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
That sounds like me then.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
-likes all photos to increase notifications-
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You lie.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
And ohai dad.
 
[ - ]  randomspiritGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
lol shut up you love it i hate facebook period and myspace i deleted them both..
 
[ - ]  randomspiritGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
what does mlia mean im new hear
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Fuck off. kthnxbai
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Minty Lovely Imbecile As*es
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Read the "about" section.
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
That just made me laugh so fucking hard.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
omg u r new 2????///? lolololol drowning mennnnnnnnnn me 2
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Apparently it's Google's twelfth birthday. It's so YOUNG! I mean, how can I be older than GOOGLE! Since WHEN am I capitalizing one word in every sentence? I MEAN, besides I. OF course I is always capitalized. And why is this post so looooooooooooooooooooooooong? And... *trails off*
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
MLIBored
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
YLIMasturbate
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
MLILoveYou
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
MLILoveYouMore
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Does the word of the day elude to any cleansing of MLIA?
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
It made me think of ethnic cleansing. It disturbs me that that was the first thing I thought of.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I swear I read 'panties' in there.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Hey there - panties- Vinneh.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
NOWAIMETOO
 
[ - ]  YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You would, you dirty little Azn.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Shut up. Go and get felt up by some Japanese train-peves.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
perves*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
FIRST!
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
... Yay! Me too! We're tied! *hugs*
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
OH you're still here. :D
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Or not... D:
 
[ - ]  DarkfallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
HEY, I'M A YEAR OLD!!!!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
HEY, I'M NOT!
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Did you guys hear about Katy Perry on sesame street?
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
With the bouncing boobies skit on SNL? Yeppp.
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I don't get what all the fuss about that is. The Sesame Street producers picked the costume for her, after all...
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Goodbye. <33
 
[ - ]  DarkfallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Bye Cookie!!! <3333333333333
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
See ya. <33
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
BAI <3
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Bye!
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I have a walk-in sex room. No one but me walks out of it though.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Go **c* yourself. PS: Really n00by n00bs, That was a joke.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You're a n00b.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I said REALLY n00by n00bs. And I say REALLY means they made their accounts today. So HA!... um. I'm not very satisfied.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
My mind is so fucked up today. I can barely concentrate on anything for five seconds. I think I'm sick. :/
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*gives lollipop*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
-gives popcorn-
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I feel dirty every time I eat popcorn now, I hope y'all are happy.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Ecstatic. :D
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Same, I'm trying to study as well and it's not working.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I feels dizzy.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Don't worry. It's normal! It's not like there's something wrong wit- Ooh shiny!
 
[ - ]  randomspiritGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
amidinjad says ...? [i know i spelled his name wrong
 
[ - ]  Dr_AwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Hey TOTS. I found your name in an Italian word search today. I also found 'OP' four times.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You will not sully Italian by bringing up OP.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
MYLIFEITEXTONTHESCREENOPOPOPOPFEISAVERAGE
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*makes OP into palindrome* POOP. Huh? What's that! OHH! It should be POP! That's better. I've gotta go... poop*cough*oo. Why do I still say poopoo? I should say... poo.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*feels random*
 
[ - ]  DarkfallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
New Post.
 
[ - ]  athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Really?! *pants like excited dog*
 

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