Today, I babysat my little cousin. I asked him who his best friend was and he said "I have a girlfriend and a wife, I have no time for friends." He is 5 years old. MLIA.
Yeah. Just came back from fighting this stupid noob on that long post who can't admit that this is MyLifeIsAVERAGE, so I started cursing excessively at all of those noobs... I'd like to see them get banned for ruining the REAL meaning of MLIA.
No kidding. Look at this post, and just HOPE to god that your eyes don't burn... ---I told my mom that I'm a vampire and she got mad and called my dad. "you are not an immortal bloodsucker and that's final!" she says. My dad nods in agreement then she storms out. Surprisingly before my dad leaves he turns around and says "hey, close the shades before your exposed and make sure to brush your fangs well before bed!" coolest dad ever? I now know who my genes are really from. --- I want to brutally murder this OP...
But what about this one: "today, I started thinking about how bad it was that technology is overtaking people. then i looked at myself, who was watching tv playing on the comp and listening to music on my ipod touch--all at the smae time. Hypocrit!" What the fuck?
We're not inherently mean people. We just ask that you use some simple Grammar, Punctuation, and Spelling. It's really not something that is that difficult to do.
"It would suck if someone murdered you with a bow and arrow. You see since people always use arrows to know where to go it would be like "someone killed this guy, lets go that way.""
We should all (everyone who happens to be reading this comment) go post an average story right now. Then, hopefully, in a few months we will have a nice string of average posts.
On COD they just kinda hit you and go "Rawr, rawr" And then you're down and need a teammate to revive you unless you're going solo, in wich case...You're fucked.
I gotta do this fucking test 'till I pass otherwise I can't get into the higher exam thing and I need atleast 1 higher for the University i'm planning on going to. And it needs to be maths. And I suck at maths.
I've got like 2 or 3 more years...Then i'm going to university...To study Aerchiology or however you spell it, English and Spanish...And maybe more. I was thinking about fashion...But not girly fashion and that bullshit. I hate school. It deserves to die. :/
Seriously. I have a boss. She is on vaca in FL. She has a boss. She is in Canada on business. She also has a boss. He is here making my life miserable.
Annoying. I have a pretty good boss really. (other than that whole thing I told you about earlier) His rule of thumb is to just make sure we're actually working.
Yeah...we are rolling out this whole "employee dashboards" thing....it's just a away for them to grade us, without actually checking to see if we are doing any work...
Oh, God, nevermind, I'm an idiot......"I do not think that means what you think it means" is a quote in the movie, and I'm a total moron.....Don't mind me..
Psh...I was the first one to read the blog. I just wasn't sure if "If you are one of the active commenters on the site, you will be happy to know that I 19ve eased the limit on comments" meant the rate limit or what....
Yes. OMG The Mr.Monday thing. I've read all of them, just waiting for lord sunday. And i've read Sabriel, Lireal and Abhorsen. He's my fave Author, he's inspired me allot.
Sadly, I am almost relieved to see this post. My whole world was turned upside down by the influx of averageness. I think we need to be weaned into it. *sighs* And now, who is all online?
I have a few more on my facebook (Andrew Kellerman, State College, I'm the dude tossing up the horns, wearing fishnet gloves and a green/black spiked bracelet)
Just telling you for your own sake but you shouldn't be putting any personal info up on a public board like that. If nothing else the n00bs can find you...
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