MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I babysat my little cousin. I asked him who his best friend was and he said "I have a girlfriend and a wife, I have no time for friends." He is 5 years old. MLIA.
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[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 34Bad: 201 year, 11 months ago
Today, I babysat my little cousin. I asked him who his sexiest friend was. He said me. I touched him in inappropriate places. MLIIncest
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 8Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago
Yay for more incestuous MLIAs.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Damn badding troll...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Yay Gooding exploits!
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 9Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
Incest = wincest.
 
[ - ]  CrutonGood: 4Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago
Incest is best.
 
[ - ]  bonerciseGood: 16Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
It's all relative.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
It's all relatives?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 8Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
I don't care how old he is. I don't care about his sex life. I don't care about anything. *stabs self*
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I don't think he has a sex life.
 
[ - ]  MagicBoxGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I don't think OP has a life.
 
[ - ]  triforceofsaraGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, at least he's not retired yet.
 
[ - ]  gusto5Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
With both a wife and girlfriend, I doubt he could, financially speaking
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
YAY! New post! Mental institution was getting old ...
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Yeah. Just came back from fighting this stupid noob on that long post who can't admit that this is MyLifeIsAVERAGE, so I started cursing excessively at all of those noobs... I'd like to see them get banned for ruining the REAL meaning of MLIA.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 10Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I don't care about his age, I just want to know where he lives... Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  AveragekellbellGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
That's pedo-rific.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I read it as 'babyshat'. Made it a little more interesting.
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
What happened to the string of average posts? *pouts*
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I have been voting on submissions and it does not look good.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*shudders*
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Dammit. I got so excited that maybe we were having a return to the good ol' days.
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
No kidding. Look at this post, and just HOPE to god that your eyes don't burn... ---I told my mom that I'm a vampire and she got mad and called my dad. "you are not an immortal bloodsucker and that's final!" she says. My dad nods in agreement then she storms out. Surprisingly before my dad leaves he turns around and says "hey, close the shades before your exposed and make sure to brush your fangs well before bed!" coolest dad ever? I now know who my genes are really from. --- I want to brutally murder this OP...
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh. My. God. *breaks out flame thrower*
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
OP doesnt understand Mieosis.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*sharpens meat hook* Lets take them down.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But what about this one: "today, I started thinking about how bad it was that technology is overtaking people. then i looked at myself, who was watching tv playing on the comp and listening to music on my ipod touch--all at the smae time. Hypocrit!" What the fuck?
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I saw that one too. It also made me twinge.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I am disgusted. We need a purge. With FIRE.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
How did I read this as "Vomiting on" and why did it make sense?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I don't believe you, OP. Sorry.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
As do I
 
[ - ]  stephnora1Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
My little cousin say weird stuff like that all the time.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Does he?
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*says
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 2Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
OP, you are a lying sack of shit. Man, it felt good to say that.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago
hahaha couldn't help but laugh
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Who couldn't help but laugh? Try adding a subject to your sentence next time.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago
well, you know what? maybe i didn't want to
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Could you have a cockfight in someone else's comment section?
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 1Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
I'm not wanting to fight cocks because you'd probably like it too much
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Did you say cockfight? *whips it out*
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Go choke yourself. Smurfs are win.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Win is not an adjective, and not usually a noun.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
There is such a thing as "Internet slang" that we can use.
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Capitalize the start of your sentences and your proper nouns.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
(I) love grammar nazies.
 
[ - ]  stephnora1Good: 1Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago
GOD! Stop with all this grammer shit!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
*grammar :P
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
You win.
 
[ - ]  stephnora1Good: 1Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago
Not where i live
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 6Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
What, in La-La-Land?
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
As far as I am concerned, no where in the world spells grammar with an e.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
So you're undereducated AND a badding troll? This time, I'm gathering up the firing squad.
 
[ - ]  Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Aye.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You'd want to capitalize that "i" too, stephnora1. And the first letter of your username...
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 1Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago
I agree. no one gives a fucking shit about grammar
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
New here?
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I do. Then again, I am a nobody...
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 9Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Get the fuck off the comments. Grammar matters here. You're just lucky KWinchester isn't here to rip your fucking head off.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
You goddamn noob and undereducated troglodyte.
 
[ - ]  stephnora1Good: 3Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago
Plus im typing this on my phone and it take to long to correct everything I type. Go be an english teacher if it bugs you so much.
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I'll sub for KW. I'll make his/her death slow and painful.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Make an effort and don't be a lazy ass.
 
[ - ]  stephnora1Good: 2Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
im sitting in class reading MLIA i'm wayyyy past lazy
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That would be why you can't spell or use basic grammar. Listen to your teacher and piss off.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No excuses. We take our English seriously.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago
no and I am not a person who lives in caves. If proper grammar bugs you so much maybe you should try getting laid
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Yeah.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And you should get laid.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Alright, if that's the way you want to do. All in favor of adding this individual to the permanent bad list say aye?
 
[ - ]  FattyPatty810Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Actually, no one gives a "fucking shit" about you, noob.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, good luck on getting into a good college.
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm underage. So, your plan fails.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
that no was the answer to Cpt.Andy
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Aye.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
We're not inherently mean people. We just ask that you use some simple Grammar, Punctuation, and Spelling. It's really not something that is that difficult to do.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And we have the occasional complex grammar debate, but those are fun.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
When you think about it, all you have to do to be accepted is just not be stupid.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Very true. Don't be a jerk. It's THAT easy.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
"Aye"
 
[ - ]  stephnora1Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
for some reason i don't think getting laid has anything to do with grammer. plus it's the internet grammer doesn't matter.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Chicks dig intelligent guys. Schooled.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know this very well.
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like a guy to have a proper conversation with.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
GRAMMAR NAZI MOMENT. AVERT YOUR EYES: Never use a preposition to end a sentence! Off to the gas chambers! (Kidding)
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
AHH I FELL VICTIM TO THE HORRORS OF PREPOSITIONS!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Looks like someone raped and murdered a shift key.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Stabby stab stab! Wait, no, that's iStabber's job...
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm innocent. I swear!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
"It would suck if someone murdered you with a bow and arrow. You see since people always use arrows to know where to go it would be like "someone killed this guy, lets go that way.""
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MITCH HEDBERG FTW :)
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
sorry I'm in school and had to do some work. This will be duely noted.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Better. Still, capitalize the first letter of the reply - and you are looking for the word "duly", I believe.
 
[ - ]  stephnora1Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
so b/c im not using grammar on a site that is full of stupid yet funny stories then i am not intellegant?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
We should all (everyone who happens to be reading this comment) go post an average story right now. Then, hopefully, in a few months we will have a nice string of average posts.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Consider it done.
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Already two steps ahead of you. (: This guy posted a couple about half an hour ago.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1829286
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Here's mine: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1829279
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That post is a LIE! Who goes to school and learns things these days? Surely not I.
 
[ - ]  FattyPatty810Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1807286
 
[ - ]  PurplePlayDohGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/985637
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have this water bottle...it smells like delicious barbeque sauce. *dances*
 
[ - ]  ImADuckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*drives by on a scooter* HA! I got it back !
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
*strips* Shower time.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*strips* Sexy time.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, It's Not Porn. Or is it?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*grabs binoculars* Perv time.
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*does a sexy dance*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hands sam_i_am2 a pole and heels* Work it, baby!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*finds self oddly excited*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is concerned*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't worry bout it.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*doesn't worry about it*
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is clean now*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How was your shower? xD
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*pops out of bush and gives thumbs up*
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gets dressed* It was warm and soapy.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Come join me at the bottom of the post.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sounds...dirty, yet clean.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*joins*
 
[ - ]  sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*wonders why she got badded for taking a shower*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I called out at work. :)
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Where did the good posts go?!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*burps* Oh, was that what they were? They looked like cookies!!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Darn it, Slur! That's the third batch this month!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
They're SO delicious. Mmmm. By the way, I have bright red, like the color red, hair. :) Dyed it last night.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:O Did you just say that?!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mhm, she did. Girl, I will cutchyoo.
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
HEIL GRAMMATIK!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Wir mussen die Narren ausrotten!
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ich bin damit einverstanden! Lets make sie mit unserer Grammatik Bomben explodieren!
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...translation fail >_>
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Die Narren werden von der allm�tigen Grammatik Hammer zerschlagen werden!
 
[ - ]  RawrWafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Und wir Gl�igen Grammar Nazis wird reich belohnt! GRAMMER HAIL HITLER
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Damn you MLIA, and your hatred for foreign characters.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The only german I know is "Nacht der untoten..."
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
The only germans I know are the zombies I kill on COD.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Zombies. Eat flesh.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
On COD they just kinda hit you and go "Rawr, rawr" And then you're down and need a teammate to revive you unless you're going solo, in wich case...You're fucked.
 
[ - ]  MyCatsCalledMittinsAndSheBitMeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey, Ikaz. Best nazi zombie summary ever. :P Well for when you die anyway. I got sneak attacked on it. I was mad, I lost my MG42 and Magnum. :(
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mittins. <333
 
[ - ]  MyCatsCalledMittinsAndSheBitMeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<3. I'm going now, Internet's lagging. Talk on MSN. :3
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Same. And a German kid called Dennis. But I didn't kill him with my Ray gun. :3
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Weinerschnitzel.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know English, German and Swedish.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know English, French and Spanish, But not fluently.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well I know English fluently. :3
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hur mycket svenska kan du?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I some German, English and I'm in a Spanish class but I'm not learning it beyond memorizing it for the tests.
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, Time for English. Or, in other words, time to sleep. Have fun fellow MLIA commenters. I shall be back soon!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Buh-bye!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ok, bye, whoever you are.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello person whom I have never met.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MFP!
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's alrite OP. My little 3 year old neighbor calls me his girlfriend.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's... Strange. I'd ask you for a shoe shine but I'm not wearing shoes.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's ok. He's cute, but he'll be a little disappointed when I do actually get a boyfriend. Haha.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You should probably not tell him about it when you do.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I guess not. I babysit him and his cousin often. His cousin is five and she's got the most adorable curly hair.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NERO! <3
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Imma gonna call you Mudkip because you've got all of the letters for it except D. MUDKIP!
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
Imma gonna call you Mudkip because you've got all of the letters for it except D. MUDKIP!
 
[ - ]  FattyPatty810Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Biology class is extremely boring.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Boring class is boring. Yeah, I know. Internet reference.
 
[ - ]  Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Debate class is boring.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Every class is boring.
 
[ - ]  Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So true.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank fuck for weekends is all I can say.
 
[ - ]  Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm so happy it's friday. Whoot! I had the stupid FCAT yesterday. Stupid pointless test.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I gotta do this fucking test 'till I pass otherwise I can't get into the higher exam thing and I need atleast 1 higher for the University i'm planning on going to. And it needs to be maths. And I suck at maths.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What's maths got to do with a "fucking test"?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*cries* I miss being in school. *continues paying bills*
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Fuck your life. :3
 
[ - ]  Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ugh! I can't wait to leave. One more year. One more year. *Curls up in a ball and rocks*
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've got like 2 or 3 more years...Then i'm going to university...To study Aerchiology or however you spell it, English and Spanish...And maybe more. I was thinking about fashion...But not girly fashion and that bullshit. I hate school. It deserves to die. :/
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Your little cousin is a pimp.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You were quoted on the MLIA blog! I wasn't sure if you knew or cared, but thought I'd tell you anyway.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I didn't even know that there was a MLIA blog. I can only imagine what it said.....
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://blog.mylifeisaverage.com/
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That is funny, true, but funny. Thanks CA.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I wish I would be mentioned on the MLIA blog! Although it would probably be something about me getting banned for sexual harassment.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MLIA is pretty much a text based porno site.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He was probably just copying what his daddy said. Kids do that at that age. Is MLIA still being weird?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The developer explained things on his Blog. Basically it was a site fix gone horribly wrong.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Urgh. Did he mention if he knew whether it'd be fixed sometime soon? *pessimist trying to be hopeful face*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://blog.mylifeisaverage.com/
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thanks. *reads*
 
[ - ]  Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was really sad when MLIA was messesd up yesterday, I had to learn in school. It was tragic.
 
[ - ]  Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Messed
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yup. Read the blog. *licks elbow* Must go eat, toodles! <3
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Toodle-oo! *licks elbow*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I'm back! Fuck my stupid boss' boss' boss right in his stupid fucking face! Making em leave work to go to the doctor...pfft....
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*me....
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bosses don't boss boss, Boss boss boss!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Seriously. I have a boss. She is on vaca in FL. She has a boss. She is in Canada on business. She also has a boss. He is here making my life miserable.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Annoying. I have a pretty good boss really. (other than that whole thing I told you about earlier) His rule of thumb is to just make sure we're actually working.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah...we are rolling out this whole "employee dashboards" thing....it's just a away for them to grade us, without actually checking to see if we are doing any work...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If people would grade you based upon how much shit you got done, then... something.. good would happen!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't get anything done, I sit on MLIA all day....
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Welcome back.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank you, TOTS
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know another KG.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
KGfromMN? That's me. I got married to antihero and took his surname.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. *hugs* Aren't you on your honeymoon?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We didn't really go on one, but Alex gave us a condo in her purse, so we hang out there every once in a while.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well congrats. =]
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, and *super hugs*
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
TOTS!
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wasn't I just talking to you a second ago?
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Really? *looks*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Like a boss!
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Does anybody besides me have a problem with resisting the urge to hit the report button, just because you disagree?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hit it anyways, I don't give a shit.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...Not really. I don't think I've ever reported someone. I don't think I'd dare.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why wouldn't you dare?
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm a worrier. I'd worry that I'd got the wrong end of the stick with what they're saying, or something stupid like that.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's not like one report is gonna do anything bad. I've probably been reported a lot.
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know. I'm also a bit of a coward. *goes red*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We love you anyway.
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
BG94!
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sh-sh-sh-shoooooeshinerrrrrrrrrrr!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I only really report persistent trolls.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've only hit the report button once. It was on the 'hitlerr' user. Oh, and on 'imaperv'.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Is my husband still here?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Present.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey hottie :)
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry I missed the wedding. There was a powercut. :/
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Aww, it's okay, as long as you still got us a present.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey sexy. How you doin'? *says like Joey Tribbiani*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*blushes* Aren't you at work?!
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I called out. After the night I had last night, there was no way. I will just work a double tomorrow. My friend needed tomorrow night off, anyways. :)
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, I hope you are enjoying your day off then. I'm glad you are here :)
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why were you trying to argue with me about the Princess Bride?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, God, nevermind, I'm an idiot......"I do not think that means what you think it means" is a quote in the movie, and I'm a total moron.....Don't mind me..
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's okay, baby. I wasn't going to push the matter.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm dumb.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*dances maniaclly because no one will see me*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*pretends not to see* ... *masturbates*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*freezes, sees IWYV masturbating, and dances again*
 
[ - ]  ImADuckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*drives by on a scooter* HA! I got it back!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*collapses in tears* No! Wait, this is virtual world *steals scooter and punches Duck in the face*
 
[ - ]  ImADuckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*chases after Slurr with a chainsaw* Give me my scooter back!
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Never, you yellow waddler! *drives as fast she can...5mph*
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My Dad has a scooter. It is gay. :3
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Kill him with your Ray Gun :)
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have a motorcycle. It's awesome. But it's in pieces right now :(
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have....legs. And they're still attached. I win.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I took it apart to get painted. It will be back together shortly, and ready to ride.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
LOL at ready to ride.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*sets up some lawn chair, lights a campfire, and grabs cooler out of truck*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*makes s'mores* My favorite.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*stops dancing and joins CaptainAndy* Yeah, bro!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*opens up a beer*
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*does the penguin shuffle*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*tangos*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Has anyone else noticed that the rape limit is way shorter?
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Y'see? Everyone.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just making sure I wasn't crazy...
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
*tries to rape 5 people* Oh what the hell? God damned fire walls... -.-
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It has been slackened, read the blog.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Psh...I was the first one to read the blog. I just wasn't sure if "If you are one of the active commenters on the site, you will be happy to know that I 19ve eased the limit on comments" meant the rate limit or what....
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ok. That's what interpretted it as.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's what I thought, I but I thought I would check with you guys to make sure :)
 
[ - ]  four_for_you_glen_cocoGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
Hi. Tell your cousin he wins at life.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The OP doesn't read the comments. And it isn't possible to win at life. Life is a game that mostly amateurs play, and very few professionals get paid.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Like Paris Hilton?
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Argh, curse the word win.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No. OP should tell him he's a no good dirty cheating asshole. I've been cheated on before. It's NOT cool!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me llamo IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGun. C�te llamas? I like Spanish. Even though I can't spell it. :3
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Damn thing made a square. Lame.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That happened to me too when I tried to put an accent on cliche.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Today, I realized I hate gay men. However, I still enjoy gay women. MLIContradiction
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What about bi woman?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love me a bi woman. If I could date one I totally would.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I knew that bisexuality was attractive. I love my life.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're bi? High five, me too :P
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes, i'm bi. *high 5* :P
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Male or female are you?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm a girl. Lol. Although most would think i'm a boy by my user...:3
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*stares in awe*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Same here! About the girl and user name thing x)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...and then they kissed?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I could not be more straight. High five?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I friggen hope so. *high fives*
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
_[._.]/*\[._.]_ yes.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't know one decently attractive lesbian. Apart from porn of course.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I laughed.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I agree. The "of course" was over the top.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ohh my. My last name is Dike!
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, you reminded me of when I stirred up the commenting section into a debate on gay men and how I shouldn't have to care about offending them.
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Who really knows what's posted on here is real or not (asides from the blatantly obvious) apart from the OP?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lirael is an awesome book. If you mean the series by Garth nix. :3
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Garth Nix is an awesome writer. If of course you mean the one that wrote Keys to the Kingdom.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes. OMG The Mr.Monday thing. I've read all of them, just waiting for lord sunday. And i've read Sabriel, Lireal and Abhorsen. He's my fave Author, he's inspired me allot.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've been waiting forever for Lord Sunday.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I can't wait any longer. It's this summer. Superior Saturday was such a cliffhanger. :(
 
[ - ]  LiraelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He his my fave as well! I started reading his works when I was 12, and 11 years later, I still am :D
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I started reading them when I was 12, And 3 years later I still am. :3
 
[ - ]  CookiesNcrayonsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
'ello
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Alright, that's it. WHO FUCKED UP THIS SITE?!!?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The owner. http://blog.mylifeisaverage.com/
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
... I knew that.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The boogey man.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sadly, I am almost relieved to see this post. My whole world was turned upside down by the influx of averageness. I think we need to be weaned into it. *sighs* And now, who is all online?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not online...
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm here!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I'm here!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I'm here!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I'm here!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I'm really really here!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:3
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lies.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm here, but not for long.
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I think KGHero is here. I'm not sure though.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Slurricane.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
BoxWithBoxes.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Again with the lagging of posts.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits at bottom eating food*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*steals food* Oh crap. I have to go...BYE!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*steals back and looks insane* My food.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just went and got some ice cream.....mmmm mint chocolate chip...man, sometimes I love my job, and sometimes I hate it...
 
[ - ]  EveryPersonIsCoolGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
what job?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I couldt tell you, but you still wouldn't get it. I am a client administrator at Comdata.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What's the problem? Don't know how to make a capital W?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  CookiesNcrayonsGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
I have cookies and crayons.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have a .30-30 and a 7mm-08. Want to fight?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I could go for a n00b to kick the shit out of.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Look up.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello andy.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello my darling.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*blushes a tiny bit* What's up love?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just doing my thing, what's up with you?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Science. Ugh.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Because knowledge is power!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*raises eyebrow* Huh?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't worry about it. I could go for a sexy new post right about now.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
As could I. But when in doubt Dance it out. *turns on music and dances like a maniac*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I haven't been in a good pit in awhile.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awesome best friend say what?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Vat?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*giggles*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
omgz thatz so meen y wood u hert sum1 hoo did nuthin 2 u?????????????????
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
People are insanely annoying today. They keep trying to tell me what to do.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Suck it.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh-KAY!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't listen to them *wonders if anyone gets it*
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, I made muffins for the very first time. They were delicious. MLISuccessful. :D
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yippee!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time!
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awww, how beautiful. Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
How do muffins and virgins relate?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
They don't. I just saw "for the very first time." And I thought of that song.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've had the song stuck in my head since I watched House Bunny this weekend. But I did not think of it typing about my sexy chocolate-chip muffins.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Great, I'm glad that's stuck in my head.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I will be back in 30 at most :)
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'll miss you.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mint chocolate chip ice cream + mint oreos = heaven in Kendall's mouth.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*whispers* Hey...wanna see picture of my scout before I started working on it?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Abso-friggen-lutely. What's your email address?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
andydawg8891@yahoo.com
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have replied with the photographs.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have a few more on my facebook (Andrew Kellerman, State College, I'm the dude tossing up the horns, wearing fishnet gloves and a green/black spiked bracelet)
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I can't get on facebook at work, but I will friend you when I get home tonight....
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just telling you for your own sake but you shouldn't be putting any personal info up on a public board like that. If nothing else the n00bs can find you...
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*looks around* It's... quiet in here! o.0
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*jumps out* I know, right?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*screams* I WANT YOUR VIRGINITY!
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*steals*
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*covers ears* AHHH!!!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Is the site still running like a turtle?
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have yet to see a turtle actually run.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mmmm, I'm getting off here soon.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This sounds naughty.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Maybe it is ;) But I meant off this site.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
TMI.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Shush, I meant off this site.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Horny men scare me. :(
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm getting off now. Going to kill zombies. Byee all.
 
[ - ]  SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not a man!
 
[ - ]  kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Afternoon peoples!!
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry, but I must go.....I have to take a test. Bah! >:(
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Damn, just as I get here and see that you've been using poor grammar.
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Never fear! For I will be back!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I look forward to cutting you a new one with the Grammar Hammer.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
GTFOTC
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
GDB-OF.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
KiWi! *glomps*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ACK! *is glomped* Hey, KG! I made antihero speechless last night! He said you'd never believe it.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Like, what? How? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!? I want to know....
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I said that I feel like a two year old child hopped up on crack fucking cocaine and he had no witty retort.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmmm...I thought it would take more than that....
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know, right? I was pretty surprised. However! He was hopped up on Nyquil and out of practice due to the shitton of average posts flooding in.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Right right. I think we all are having that problem.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
K-DUBS<333
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Myu! HIIII! <3
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<33 What sup?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have to leave pretty soon 'cause I have some class reading to do. Yourself?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm in French. blah.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have to pee, but I am waiting for my boss to email out these employee screcard thingees....
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*scorecard...or should I say...scArecard? Muahahahahahahaa*cough cough* damn it...
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And, I have returned.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...Well, this is weird. I'm used to you being on at, like, 2am.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know, right? I have decided to come on during the day. I am home alone and bored. So I am interneting it up until this afternoon.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
YAY! But, again, I have to leave soon. :(
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Awhhhh! Got exciting plans this day?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, not really. Just reading at Panera. But, I am going to a friend's place to continue playing Twilight Princess on the Wii. Yourself?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits on*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*slaps*
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Okay, I'm back and done with my test. Now, where's that so called Grammar Hammer?
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I believe KWinchester has it at the ready. But as long as you keep your replies grammatically coherent then there should be no problem?
 
[ - ]  gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, that can certainly be taken care of
 

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