Right. I'm hungry. I wanted a salad, and mom said she'd bring me back leftovers from dinner, but she just got back, it's almost midnight, and I have no food. >:(
Today, I was going 100 MPH on a high speed chase, when I passed the mental institution where I was supposed to be checking into today. The slogan was, "We're all here because we aren't all there." I couldn't stop laughing, then I crashed. MLIA
Dr. Cox "Well up here is where we take them in, up there is where we kill em, down there is where they go when there dead. Oh! Over there is the gift shop."
First one to tell me a good antidote wins. (Attention Noobs: Do not just put "a good antidote" as your retort. You people who do that are fucking stupid)
I imagined you saying that while gripping your reddening cheek and sobbing, then whirling around and running away with tears streaming down your face. I love my imagination ^_^
Seems the posts are still skipping about 1,000 at a time, but they're coming in really slow. Anyone know what the update is so far on the so called "Hacker" sulking around?
Today, I passed by a mental institution where the slogan was, "If you posted/liked a story on MLIA that was fucking retarded and/or not average at all GET THE FUCK IN HERE!" I'm still here. MLIA
Disclaimer: This story is not actually funny 26 at all 26 you shouldn 19t just believe everything you read.
Hey Guys, Gals and Circafan,
As you might have noticed, there were no new MLIAs on the site for about 12 hours today. My bad.
A few weeks ago, I announced some changes we were working on for the site. We hit a few road blocks with those features and as a result we weren 19t able to finish them before school work started piling up again. Last night I decided that I had to make some changes and I had to make them NOW. I quickly whipped up a quick-fix to help reduce the number of stories in the queue. In my haste, I didn 19t test my code properly and I broke a few things.
Today I spent a few hours fixing the bugs I introduced as well as a few more I found, so hopefully is already back to normal. The criteria for getting on the front page has changed a little, so there might be very few stories getting published and then suddenly tons, but I will keep tweaking things until a good number of stories are getting published each day.
I was planning on launching the 1CExtraordinarily Average 1D page today, but that has been pushed back for obvious reasons.
If you are one of the active commenters on the site, you will be happy to know that I 19ve eased the limit on comments. Also, I noticed you haven 19t been bashing the latest MLIAs in the comments 13 although kiska said, 1CMLIA is on a nice roll today 26.if this keeps up, I am going to bash the OP anyway. 1D, so I 19m glad you will be able to find something to rag on.
Keep it average,
Mek
Ah, I see. Thanks for posting that. It's making alot of sense now. But I wonder why the posts are skipping about 1000 at a time still. Maybe that's just how things are working now..? Hmm.
You know what's funny? I actually have a TPS report at my work...it's called a Tractor Parameter Summary. Fortunately they don't require cover sheets......yet....
Ew, you'll get a kick out of this: We're switching to a new way of doing job descriptions and pay levels. Well, our department head sent out an e-mail. There were two documents attached. The first one was for us to fill out what our job responsibilities are, and the other is our job responsibilities. Pointless much?
I actually talked to the IT guy that created our website where we pull our TPS reports from, and he told me it was an Office Space homage. I thought that was kind of funny.
inconceivable [,C&Ank%9n,8si-0v%9b%9l]
adj
incapable of being conceived, imagined, or considered
inconceivability , inconceivableness n
inconceivably adv
It's impossible to comprehend how someone could own the movie, but not know that line. Therefore, my use of the word was correct. don't challenge me dear.
Why is it.. That on my days off I feel like I should be doing something? Days off are meant for relaxing.. I feel like I should clean house or something.
Comedians aren't expected to be politically correct. Mental institutions are. If a family member saw this and got offended, they could/would sue the hospital for umpteen millions of dollars for "emotional damage" or some such bullshit.
Well, that just boils down to translation of the slogan. You can attempt to bring a lawsuit against anyone. Whether or not you have a case that you can win, is a different matter entirely.
Any newbie lawyer who just barely passed the Bar Exam could win this case. Like Lolz said below me, you just can't offend people if you want to run a successful business without getting sued.
Right ... but what would matter in this case would be how the family members of the patients interpreted it. And, I guarantee you, someone would get offended and start seeing dollar signs. And I also guarantee that a judge would pay attention to the case, because in this wonderful country, you just can't say stuff like this in such a public manner.
I regret going through the "Vote on submissions" tab for MLIA. My eyes are burning from the stories being posted. Average ones are finally showing up, but damn man some of them look like they were posted by someone with an IQ of 10...
I wish I could go back to this one that almost made me gag in agony. It looked like it was about 6 lines long and it was one fucking sentence... and it had no capitalization or punctuation. not even "Today, ........ MLIA" either... >.>
"today, I started thinking about how bad it was that technology is overtaking people. then i looked at myself, who was watching tv playing on the comp and listening to music on my ipod touch--all at the smae time. Hypocrit!" *shudders*
Ok... I'm done... That's enough... Look at this: I told my mom that I'm a vampire and she got mad and called my dad. "you are not an immortal bloodsucker and that's final!" she says. My dad nods in agreement then she storms out. Surprisingly before my dad leaves he turns around and says "hey, close the shades before your exposed and make sure to brush your fangs well before bed!" coolest dad ever? I now know who my genes are really from. --- Seriously...? I want to brutally murder this OP...
1. This post is histerical!
2. OMG all you guys who post on here need to get lives! get a job and a girlfriend you losers and stop talking about pointless shit on here! The comment section is for people to talk about their thoughts on the post not about how sad all of your lives are.
First off, I'd like to say how humorous it is when people fight, or post irrelevant things to someone else's MLIA. It's just great.
Second, this made me laugh so hard, who ever thought of that slogan had a stroke of genius.
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