MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, for the first time in my life, I used the hand dryer until my hands were fully dry, without wiping them on my pants. MLIA.
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[ - ]  jaggersGood: 19Bad: 02 years ago
i never have the patience for that
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 12Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am way too impatient. But I always try to wipe it somewhere on my pants that won't obviously show that I didn't dry my hands.
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I use paper towel or a hand dryer, but I end up wiping my hands on my pants anyway.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Most restrooms seem to have only one choice though. :/
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've seen a few that had both. I meant that I'd use whatever was there. lol
 
[ - ]  SilverMcFly17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm the same way. I feel like a creep hanging out in the bathroom waiting for my hands to dry!!!
 
[ - ]  imfunsizednotshortGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago
me neither
 
[ - ]  JustCaiteGood: 1Bad: 172 years ago
(i don't know why i clicked on the link, but whatever.) wow, i never do that!!!! :O
 
[ - ]  SilverNailPolishGood: 2Bad: 62 years ago
i did that once during french class
 
[ - ]  that-girlGood: 1Bad: 62 years ago
heh i do that all the time
 
[ - ]  PrincessAbbeyGood: 21Bad: 02 years ago
No one ever gets a chance to finish drying them because there's always someone standing behind you with dripping hands and an impatient look on their face. I walk out of the toilets after washing my hands and grab my boyfriend's hand and he gets worried when my hands are wet. I have to tell him it's just water :P
 
[ - ]  pandacaryGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Drying them like that is always incredibly painful, but I've accomplished that too :)
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
How is it painful? o.O
 
[ - ]  iMeanItGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Too much heat. o.o
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 28Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm proud of MLIA, they are actually posting true, and average things.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*cries tears of joy* Me...Me too!
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*has tears in eyes* I feel so... so overwhelmed(sp?).
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm so proud! I actually bother to read the posts now!
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I nearly fainted when I saw a whole page of average.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Think it'll last? *knocks on wood*
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I bloody hope so.
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It depends directly on how involved the people that own the site are.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Maybe more commenters(sp?) are voting, therefore more average post are comming through.
 
[ - ]  iamanafricanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I think they listened to our cries *stands up and claps*
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm sure that more commenters are voting, but that didn't do it by itself.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*joins standing and clapping* One small step for OP's, a giant leap for commenters.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I rarely vote on submissions, but I cheer for those brave souls that do!
 
[ - ]  ImADuckGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Why is it an old post?
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Ah! It's creepy.
 
[ - ]  permanentxjetlagGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I bet it was an Xcelerator handdryer. Those things make my day when I see them in a washroom.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It has just started to pee it down in Sheffield, UK.
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've never heard that expression. Exclusively a UK thing?
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Maybe, I would say p*** but im on a school comp. and they scan for swear words. If so I'm please to indroduce(sp?) to a new phrase. :)
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh in case you dont know, it means it's raining a lot.
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I thought as much.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:)
 
[ - ]  deathcab4bootyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just want to thank everybody who submitted stories at I'm A Bad Person last night. Even though nobody is going to see this. I felt the need to thank the MLIA community. :) so... thanks! haha
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So, I found my look-a-like finally! She doesn't know me, and she's a year below, but I'm totally going to force my stalker-like friendship on her as soon as I can find her facebook.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I found mine once too, it was annoying her brother kept following me around thinking I was her.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's awesome. And I think I know where her morning class is, I'm just not sure of her name. We're gonna be BFFs[!]
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's kinda creepy. Not very creepy, but just a little.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But I can't not know her, right? I've got some friends in her grade, maybe I can meet her through them...
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
By all means, meeting is perfectly okay. Stalking is a little different though.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Stalking is an exaggeration. I meant most of that in partial sarcasm, the whole situation is a little absurd. People keep mistaking us, but I've never met.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How creeped would you be if it was the same as yours?
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That would be pretty weird, but awesome.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My mini-me was called Amy, it was sort of close to my name, a bit.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We'll find out the name of mine within the week...
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*cackles* Yes we will my child.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hope! This is going to be awkward, I have no idea how to confront this chick. "Hi, uh, we look alike?"
 
[ - ]  xlogophobiacxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
wow good job you know that if you use the hand drier, it actually increases the number of germs on your hands to 2x the amount you had before you washed your hands.
 
[ - ]  AGloriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
At least they're dry.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Looking on the bright side.
 
[ - ]  Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No I didn't. *feels dirty*
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That..That can't be true! *looks down at hands, then runs off to wash them for the bajillionth time*
 
[ - ]  iamanafricanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*goes to wash hands & then uses the hand dryer AGAIN* Darn it! >_<
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Son of a nutcracker! I can't find my clear nailpolish... ;A;
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm in here now.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*kisses cheek* Good morning(:
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Howdy. How are you this rainy day?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
quite lovely. Just woke up teehee. And you?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm doing alright, my head hurts a little and I'm tired. But really I'm doing just fine.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's great *grins* My hand still kind of hurts bahahha
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Are you still here?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am, are you?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
On and off. :) How was your night?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Long and boring, how was yours?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I put on a nightgown and went to torture Daniel's friends and then took a two hour bath. It was almost impossible to sleep, even after soaking in the hot water.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It rained last night so I woke up with a headache and was really tired.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Did you take something for it? And I'm not going to be late for school today. I'm going for two days in a row...even though school starts in 14 minutes...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, you're gonna have to haul some ass.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Four minutes now...and she hasn't even called to tell me what's going on! Ugh, I'd be irritated if it wasn't for the fact that I'm not even ready for school. I'm going to be late *sigh* But I'm going to go and not skip.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha, that's what you think!
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, maybe if you weren't so distracting it'd be easier...I really don't want to go...NO! I am going. As soon as she gets here. I should go more than two days a week, lol. My grades have slipped to B's.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Or you could spend the day talking to me. Hahahaha.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But you'll get sick of me if I'm always doing that. And that's the last thing I want.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well you do need to get an education. Have to get you to PSU somehow hahaha. jk jk.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I is very educated! I may skip alot, but I can get away with it cause my teachers love me and I have an awesome memory. Hm...school started over ten minutes ago and she still hasn't even called. I love her but sometimes...she needs to let me know what's going on.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha, well that just gives you more time to not wear pants.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Cookiekins!!! *glomps*
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How did you know I wasn't wearing pants? I am so bad about clothes. I ended up stripping on the trail, yesterday (damn adderall). But its ok, only Kristin saw, the guys had their backs turned.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha. I'm just waiting to get the hell out of work. Tonight is party night.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, you only have several more hours left. Have fun...but not too much lol.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is sad because no one is paying attention to me* :(
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, I think tonight is gonna be a quiet night. Last weekend we got pulled over while on a food run.....Not good.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I didn't know you were here! *hugs*
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*looks up at previous comment* *pastes what I said there down here* cobaeda Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 minutes ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide Report Cookiekins!!! *glomps*
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, you in jail would ruin your birthday plans. But by too much fun I mean that if you impregnate someone I'll be pissed.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sees* I don't know how I missed that :/. *glomps back*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh no, I only have sex if I'm in a relationship.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is glomped* :) *huggles*
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am glad to hear that :). Same here, otherwise it would kinda be a waste of my virginity lol, plus there's STD's.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Right, that's why you gotta wrap it before you tap it.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Cobaeda! Can you believe that I am half an hour late for school and my ride still hasn't even called me? It's just crazy. *huggles back*
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well I ride the bus and I have to leave in three minutes, so I don't have to worry about that... But at least you're doing something constructive!! :D
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow, I have never heard that phrase before. I've heard hit it and quit it and a few others I can't think of right now but not that.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Saying like that keep you Baby and STD free.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*embraces* Don't miss your bus! Of course I'm doing something constructive, whats more constructive than doing this all morning?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I'm not sure which would be worse. So I'll just avoid both.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If I were to get a girl knocked up I'd ask her to marry me right then and there.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Then you should definitely avoid sex outside of relationships, you don't want to marry someone you barely know. Is cobaeda still here?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I have no idea, there's a new post.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
She probably caught her bus. Hahaha, this is the second time someone just dropped in.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, people love us.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Apparently. But I'd prefer to be loved less in the morning lol, sometimes I just want to talk to you. But cobaeda's cool, we IM alot.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I wouldn't mind loving you for a whole night. DAMMIT, I was trying to keep clean.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That must have been a hard struggle for you. Really hard...Damnit! Apparently dirtiness is contagious. I need to find something to listen to on youtube.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You can never go wrong with some offspring haha.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
True. I think I will listen to them. School started an hour ago. Now I'm worried something happened to her...damn irrational fears. You should distract me :)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You still there? Work distracted me.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I am. Still need distracting though, cause she won't answer her phone.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Maybe she's getting laid? Or high? Or drunk?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not the first one, she's single and wouldn't just do it. Plus she's even younger than me. The other two...well, I think she'd call me if she was going to to let me know she wouldn't be giving me a ride. Or she'd invite me to join in.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Maybe she forgot?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I guess...I always worry lol. She's practically my little sister. So, I don't think I'm going to school...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha you sticking around here today?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I guess I will. But let me know if you get sick of me. I just got a call...but it was from my doctor...If he wants me to get another blood test I'll...um...*sigh* I hope not.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, let's move to the bottom of the post, I'm tired of scrolling all the way up.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
HOLY FUCK IT'S AVERAGE(ish). Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We have a (crazy) sub today. She just said "I don't know the sites your not supposed to go on, so don't go on them. No games or anything." Does she really expect that to work?
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Where is everyone? o.O
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey Lolz. What up?
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nothin'. Double XP on runescape starts tonight <3 I'm such a nerd.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But it's ok. I'm looking forward to the new Pacific series on HBO. And it's friday night...
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's Friday morning for me. I'm in school. Yay[!]
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Spring break officially starts today so I'm at home... Half yay.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Anyone here?
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yo estoy aqui.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Moi aussi.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why yes, yes I am :] And good morning to you all on this Lovely, and wonderful rainy day!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*?
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sup TG?
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not much.. sitting in my boreing computer class... wishing I could be out in the rain.
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow, I'm in computer class too. Only it's not raining, just really foggy, but it's still really pretty outside.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know right! Well... it stopped raining... and is foggy.. Where do you go to school?? .___. *is a little creeped out*
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm in Wisconsin
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
All good I'm in Michigan :P
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So am I!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*skips around in the rain* :]]] So much better than the evil snow!
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We have a mixture of Snow and Rain. It's like slush is falling from the sky. EW.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
D:< Eww... I hate the snow. I'm in such a good mood today :] .. It's Friday.. And raining .. not snowing(for once) And only two more days till I can be back into the love of my lifes' arms again!! :]]]
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Um... sunny afternoon.
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's foggy outside here; I love it.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Morning!
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Anyone here?
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha IHMU beat you in asking that.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sigh* yes...Alex is superior to me in every way. *looks curiously at Lolz* Have we met??
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not sure. I barely know anyone's name on here anyway...I feel left out.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're right!
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
When am I not?
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Never! We are so much alike we could be twins...
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thing #1 and Thing #2. Fight over who gets one. GO!
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Twinsies! What's your favoriite color?
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Red.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, well, close enough to yellow.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Are you kidding? They're practically identical!
 
[ - ]  triforceofsaraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello, average comrades. The thing with hand-dryers is that they leave a certain stench upon your palms. I've smelled them.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You've smelled hand-dryers? Why?
 
[ - ]  triforceofsaraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I smelled my hands after drying them. The breeze they exert is quite fragrant.
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Are you new here? I've never seen you before. Nice to meet you, I'm ZIMBB.
 
[ - ]  triforceofsaraGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nice to meet you, I'm TriforceofSara. I like Zelda- a lot! I've been here about a month, and so far, I've learned what an OP is.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
HOLY CRAP!!!! I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lets do the time warp again!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Count me in. *puts on awesome time warp suit*
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not me, it makes me kinda sick...
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*puts on fishnets* Is this so kind of kinky mind game? ._. Because me and fishnets had a BAD history together....
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
'intrigued'
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't ask..
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry. Can't help it. Soooo.... what happened?
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
T_T'' Halloween party last year... turns out me fishnets and vodka.. don't mix well..
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Vodka! My kind of (that) girl!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lmao. Yea table top danceing was a result.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
As long as pregnancy wasn't a result, you should be fine.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Naw. I'm still a virgin.. not a whore just a tease.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Do what?!? O_o
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just put on some fishnets, and trust me.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Fishnets? Okay I'm not wearing this suit its itchy If I time travel I'm looking good.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know right.. *hands extra matching fishnets* we can be twins :]
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I say we go in style. *puts on fishnets under shorts*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*claps* >:D Party time.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I never take off the shorts. O.O
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*pours shots and pulls out a table* Aww shit here we go again...
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*takes 2*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*takes bottle and table then runs to the bottom of the page*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*slides into a suit as well but is still confused*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Now we just have to load up the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, ok. Then I'm in too!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was hoping someone would get the reference eventually.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was wondering why nobody else got it...
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*goes and changes into a shorts and a t-shirt and hightops* There I'm ready.
 
[ - ]  CaitlinAwesomeGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It's just a jump to the left! And then a step to the riiiiiight! Let's do the time warp agaiiiiiiiiin!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
When my mom saw me doing that part of the dance she told me not to do that in her house.
 
[ - ]  which1spink9Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Your mom is boring. My friend and I once did the Time Warp in the middle of a busy hallway in my highschool. We got a teacher to join in. And no, I'm not making that up.
 
[ - ]  CaitlinAwesomeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I call Columbia!!!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm pleased with MLIA today.
 
[ - ]  PurSal34Good: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Its a waste of electricity!
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
... Your MOM is a waste of electricity!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You FACE is a waste of electricity.
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Your
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank you.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
You're*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*Thinks* Your moms VIBRATOR is a waste of electricity!!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Your ELECTRICITY is a waste of face.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
REPLY FAIL!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You are a waste of space.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're a space of waste.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
you're a waste of space.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
face*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're a space waster.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*tackles*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*rolls over and pins*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*somehow pins you down*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You were saying something?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Huh? Oh right, you're still a waster of great spaces. *kicks in the face*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WOAH THERE. *elbows*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*round house kicks ribs*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*kicks in nono spot* *sits on stomache* WHAT NOW.
 
[ - ]  ImADuckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits in corner eating popcorn and watches*
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Now now, t'was funny.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*leaves to go out* Bye.
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*has temporarily returned*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits down and chugs*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WOAH wait to share!
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's hard to keep up with you! Gimme the vodka and start dancing!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*jumps up on table and dances with the vodka bottle in hand* Bring it bitched if you want it you gotta come up here and get it from me >:D
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Damn it, woman! Don't make come up there!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
>:] *drinks more* You can't get your ''old ass'' up here anyways my good sir!
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're a funny one when you drink, aren't you? 'gets up on table' Vodka!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WHy yes I am! .. Oh shit!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*pulls off earings* It is ON. *grabs bottle and runs away*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*throws off shoes and strips down to bra and undies then taskes off running after you* GIMME MA DAMN BOTTLE OF VODKA!!!!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is a very fast runner*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*pulls boobs into bra and runs just as fast* MINE!!!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You know the bar has more than one bottle right? *points to shelf*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*stops and looks over* Oh... well then.. *pulls clothes back on and grabs two* >:]
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes but 1. I like to run. 2. this is hilarious. *Back flips while running* You still want it bitch.? MUAH HAHHAHAHHAHA
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This is why I always keep my ship over stocked.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
D:< *tackles to ground and sits on* Yes I do THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Eh forget it. *lays down on floor and drinks from the new bottle* Anyone care to join me?
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*walks to bottom of page*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*casually drinks Sam Adams*
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's the qua-a-adratic formula. Quadratic formula. and it goes -b plus or minus the square route of b square minus 4ac... OVER 2A.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
To the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel": x = -b | +- the square root | of b^2 - 4ac | all over 2a
 
[ - ]  RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sounds fun.
 
[ - ]  heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Huh. Those aren't the lyrics I know. Mine are: x equals negative b, plus or minus the square root of b squared minus for ac, all over 2a.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*lays back down* Damn its cold
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tonight is my beer, Madden, and loose women night.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
lmao.. I'm not loose!! *sits up and tips back over*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bahahaha
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Shoosh!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, well we usually scrounge up a few women of questionable nature to drink with us.
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
LMAO! Nice.. *wraps up in a blanket* I'm freeezing my ass off!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'd rather you keep your ass on.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
May I join you two?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Its fine with me, what about you girl?
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't mind but I have to go :[ *hugs IHMUN and Andy good bye*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hugs, and returns to getting obliterated* Fire Water anyone?
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*chugs*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<insert saying with sexual innuendo here>
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sits up against wall*
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, she seems to be a tease... Got my vodka?
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes I do *shows the bottle and drinks some more*
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Aww damn I have to go... *chugs the rest pulls on clothes and hugs everyone good bye*
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You know what, I got some more vodka in my van! Follow me!
 
[ - ]  that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why...
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Trust me. Come on!
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Morning, kids.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hugs*
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Andyyyyyyyyyy. Herro.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How are you doing today?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am doing great. How about you?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Most wonderful. I'm waiting for the day to end. I've had enough for for this week. You off today?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am. It's wonderful. Raining like crazy, perfect excuse to lounge around until the evening arrives.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
haha. We're getting rained on too. It's not a downpour, just a nice light drizzle.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, the roads are looking flood-like right now. Haha. Definitely Spring time 'round these parts.
 
[ - ]  TheMadHattressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why must it be illegal to kill annoying people?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Because I would have slaughtered my entire high school.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
They probably would have been quite annoyed about that.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Then they would have tried to kill me. It's a never ending cycle.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The annoyees become the annoying... That's why it's illegal. Question answered.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's teamwork. *thumbs up*
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*shoots up*
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello there, my victims and friends. I'm back!
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Have you brought sexy with you? It's been gone for too long.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I always bring sexy back! *dances*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hanging at the bottom of the post...*sees kangaroo* Wow...random.
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Was that a... ninja kangaroo?!?
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Fear not all, I am here.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*fear leaves* Hmm... This feels right.
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I always feel right.... Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Waffles!!! What up?
 
[ - ]  iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey! :D Not much, I'm hell tired, ay. How you going?
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hungry, as usual when seeing you. But purdy good.
 
[ - ]  MrTeatimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So a bear, a horse and a giraffe all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, 'what is this, some kind of joke?'
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<Please Apply A Racist Native American Accent> Bear walk into bar. Bear say "Can I have a ...... beer." Bartender says "Why the big paws?" HAhahaha HAhahaha HAhahaha
 
[ - ]  ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
New post! New post! 'runs'
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hey there Devon!
 
[ - ]  PhantomModeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
yay! a true average one
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*waves arms*
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm here. It's not my fault that I'm not going at least.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's true. I very rarely missed school. We got fines and stuff for that.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Was it a private school or something?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No. PA is just very hard up about attendance.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That sucks. Florida doesn't really care, lol. I have an adderall...nah, I'll just give it to someone else, I don't need it. I feel like I should do something...but the only thing I want to do right now is you...damnit, that dirtiness just creeps up on you sometimes.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, I had a good jacking off this morning. I got out of the shower and just went to town. I was out of breath and sweating till it was done.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If the world was fair I'd have been with you lol. I did last night when I took my bath. You need to stop turning me on when you're so far away lol.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, I can't help that I'm horny a lot.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I did not mean to reply here.....
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I wasn't gonna call you on it but since you mentioned it...reply fail.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me neither. Oh well, at least its another thing we have in common. Excessive sex drive.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sometimes I don't even want to and I still get horny. Like i can't control it.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, even when I don't want to its pretty easy to change that and make me want to.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I wonder how many times we can do it in one day.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Only one way to find out. I think it'd be fun to figure it out too. Then another time we could try to break our record.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
(Kristin just called me, she's on her way to school but I'm going to go a little later cause I'm naked and not ready to put on clothes)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hope you can somehow make it here this summer. That would be fantastic.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I could spend a few days or a week or however long you want me. We would have alot of fun *winks*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, I'm also very tempted to mail you down my camcorder.. have you fill it up... and mail it back.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, that'd be fun to explain to my mom. Speaking of camcorder...we should make a few videos together while I'm there.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha, I didn't think of you mom. We could do that, it'd be fun.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just meant that I never check the mail, and my brother opens everything I get. No idea why. Its weird, I feel like I've known you for years. Like you're an old boyf...friend that moved away a long time ago or something.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love that feeling. I think we're really good together.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We are. Haha, who knew that this would happen from MLIA.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yea really. A random ass encounter on a website led to a real world happyness. That doesn't happen often.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Especially on a site that isn't even a social-networking thing. But I'm really glad we did end up talking, otherwise I'd probably be out with some douche right now. But we did and I'm not, so yay. I'm going to go in about an hour and twenty minutes, just a heads up.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
In that case I only have a few minutes to get you horny. I can't decide what to start with though. In the shower, or swimming in the lake.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lake, we haven't really talked about that much.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmm... the lake at night, alone, skinny dipping? Or during the day, forcing ourselves to not moan and yell and draw attention?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That is a hard one...night. All alone in the dark water...then we could be as loud as we wanted.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmm... There's alot of options. We could be floating out in the middle, me penetrating you, letting the tide carry us. Or we could be on the shore, laying down.....
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Shore...stop teasing me :).
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmm... I think we're all narrowed down. On the sandy shore, doggy style, both of us facing the moon lit lake.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ok, ok, just start now.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The only times I'm ever impatient is when I get horny.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Start what? Getting you down into the posision, and forcing it in you? Slamming it in and out as hard as I can? Making you scream and moan so loud the ecco carries across the lake?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
mmm, all of the above. You make me want to be there so bad
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Then turning you over onto your back? Teasing your breasts with my hard cock? Then sliding it down and re entering you? Maybe sucking on your nipples?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
yes, yes, yes, and yes. you can do anything you want to me.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So after I cum it's ok if we stand there, you facing the last and me behind you. While I kiss your neck and reach down and play with your clit?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry about the delay, I got kinda caught up in it.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I really really want you to.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And as long as we are standing there I may as well start to finger your, and rub your g-spot. maybe see if I can get you to squirt.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
oh god. why the hell arent you in my bed where you belong. And now I have more teeth marks on my boobs, I'm blaming you for that again.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You need to get a cell phone and get it soon. I need to see pictures of you. If I don't I"m going to have serious complications. You don't understand how bad this is.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh? What kind of complications? (and the lack of phone is killing me too, cause I really wanna trade a video for a video)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, I need new resources to get myself a good mental image. If I don't have that then how can I describe these sexy scenes for you?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I will most definitely have to send you some...detailed pictures. Just so you can know exactly how to picture me.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Is it too awkward to say that when I had my.. good time... this morning I was thinking about you?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No. I was actually kinda hoping you were, I just didn't want to ask just in case you weren't...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I was just reflecting on how hot it would be to have you bent over my sink.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Really? Last night while I was in my bath and having my..good time.. I thought about you in there with me and...what a coincidence that we both thought about each other.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I also though about you on top of me, Just riding the hell out of my dick while I sucked on your nip... I need to stop haha.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Something happening that shouldn't happen at work?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But I had to leave it! There's only so much bouncing I could do around them before my brother got irritated lol. It's ok though, I already ate a sandwich.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lets just say I shouldn't walk away from my desk for a bit.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ok, don't think about me on my knees in front of you and...haha, okay. We need a change of subject just in case you need to get up soon.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Right, I would thing about you deep throating me while I pull on your hair and force you... Uhh Man it's rainy today.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
lol, not here. Its finally getting warm! I'm going to the beach for sure on sunday, I already checked the weather and everything.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, I have no idea what I'm gonna do Sat. and Sun. I wish I could be working on the house, but it's not actually mine yet.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
When will it be? Cause when I get up there we have to test out the furniture and whatnot.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not sure. The bank needs to send their bastard appraiser up to look at the place. Once they approve of it it should be only a matter of a week or two.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thats good. So, did it go away? Or is it still too dangerous to stand up? lol. I haven't eaten in about 24 hours O.o I just realized that.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I should be able to get up and stuff. Eating is good, I just had a hamburger.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, but I'm not even hungry. I mean, my stomachs growling but the adderall is still lingering and making me not want to eat. Eh, I will anyway. I don't want to pass out when I run the trail or something.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, no passing out is a good thing.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not when its from lack of food lol. I'm just gonna have a slice of pizza.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
mmmmm Pizza.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Those damn boys ate it all! I ordered four pizzas and I didn't get a single slice -.-
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Never leave boys alone with pizza. It will dissapear.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well no wonder you didn't reply...I put it on the wrong spot : But I had to leave it! There's only so much bouncing I could do around them before my brother got irritated lol. It's ok though, I already ate a sandwich
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
mmmmmm sammich. Now I'm hungry again.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, I'm not at all now. Ugh, I meant to leave an hour ago...well, I'm just going to have to leave at two and just make it in time for rehearsals.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<insert more perversion here>
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*thinks dirty thoughts* *opens tab for porn*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Only porn I want involves you.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love that you said that but now I feel a little guilty for watching lesbian porn...*closes tab*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You know what else is hot? When I girl finger herself, then licks her fingers.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh yeah...I probly watch too much girl-on-girl for someone who's straight...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*starts thinking about porn* I've seen some good stuff in my day.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, I doubt we've ever had a clean conversation...except maybe our first I don't know...do you have any suggestions for what I should watch when I need some...inspiration? Sometimes mental images and such aren't enough.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, if you like the girl stuff. Look up Cytheria. She's the best squirter i've ever seen.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I only have half an hour before I have to go. I can't wait til the play is over with.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol, I have 2 hours till I can go the hell home.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wait...its Friday! Yes! Ah, I am so happy right now. I never really think about it being Friday til its halfway over lol.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just want to leave. I've had enough for this week.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're alost home free, lol. I'm just waiting for it be 4:30 so me and Kristin can go on the trail. The guys won't be with us today, though.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I need some beer.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ok, its just about two so I got to go. Bye <3
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Love you!
 
[ - ]  taylorgene7Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hate when red apples, still have green on them.
 
[ - ]  ericriskusGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow...finally an average post! I don't use my pants. I use my shirt.
 
[ - ]  taylorgene7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
awesome. =)
 
[ - ]  cocoman2121Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I wonder how long that took...
 
[ - ]  mandathaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago
no one cares, get off mlia!!!
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Funny, I was going to say the same thing to you.
 
[ - ]  roaringwaltersGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
MLIA has been posting tons of average posts recently... I love it! and I never have the patience to wait.
 
[ - ]  which1spink9Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love these new posts we're getting. I think they've found a good balance- they're average and we can relate, but they're not boring.
 
[ - ]  xsnapple_galxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yep. It's awesome. :D
 
[ - ]  xsnapple_galxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me too! Today in school! ^^ Weird.
 
[ - ]  EmmyBeaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Thank you for sharing that milestone. What are you expecting, a metal?
 
[ - ]  jill_ee_inGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
it's my life is AVERAGE. that's the point
 
[ - ]  iamsoaveragerightnowGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm seeing more and more of these average posts, and I am beginning to get SO happy!!!
 
[ - ]  DoraWinifredGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I applaud thee.
 

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