Responding kinda late... I'm at work and was cleaning. Anyways, yes, I suppose I can kind of understand that. But I love strawberries in general. I like grapes as well, but just not as much!
Yeah, I know what you mean. But maybe there will still be the occassional lame post. And there will always be stupid n00bs to bash. Stupid n00bs never go away!
Wait... Maybe we can still do rewrites! "Today I decided to make a baby, but we were out of sperm. I had eggs. MLIA" Dammit... That's not that funny. >.<
Today, I went to Wal-Mart to try #3245 of things to do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I saw someone buying a Twilight poster. I yelled 2 him "Harry Potter is better!." He said "I know im just buying this to burn." We have a date on saturday. Best. Day. Ever? I think so. MLIA
Even if there aren't as many new posts, I still like it more. Averageness is much appreciated. :)
Now we just need to get proper grammar into all of the posts and we'll be great.
I bet all those people in the other post who were talking about how the horrible crappy cliche posts were funny and that the rest of us just need to suck it up are shitting their pants now with all these average posts! Hahahaha
Anyway, I ddin't say something like "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU LIKE PB, IT'S NASTY", I said "I find peanut butter disgusting". I was just stating an opinion.
what the hell is this? this mlia is the worst one ever! sure the ones like last week were out of hand but how about 3 months ago... now those were the good mlia's dont just say something like today i woke up and tripped over my shoe! GOSH!
May your eyes slowly be drawn out of your sockets by a rusty wire while your fingernails be ripped from their beds and fed to you with bleach. May salt be thrown into your open wounds from being slapped repeatedly with a hammer and a bag of nails. Good enough?
You're not just a n00b, you're a troll! Oh thank the maker. Listen, quit being a fucking asshole. Use you're shift key, use the reply button, and give serious consideration to chugging some bleach.
*reads posts* Wow, you're an idiot, crazy4TEN. It's "know", meaning that you contain the knowledge regarding a certain subject. "no" is a negatory statement.
I've been a commenter for 1 year. Everyone loves me hates you. Your just weird. Yes I can use punctuation. I'm tryping with a stylus. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE.
I come back after about five days of NO internet, and I think, if I'm not mistaken, almost every post on the home page is average. I feel like I'm dreaming. No one pinch me.
anyone who counts how many s's i put in my sentence is obviously a loser with no life. You guys should go shut the fuck up because people have the time to read comments are losers (are you happy, i only put one S) i only read the mlia and left then i had to put up with you freaks... and anyways who would wnt to fuck their mom... apperantly you ihatemyusername. bye.
I would just like to point out that if you know that both you and bad_button_troll have the same number of s's, you must have counted both amounts of s's, which makes you a loser. And a hypocrite.
Dear n00bs or anyone that does this: Let me just say that typing is quite simple. Spelling, is also easy. Don't know how to spell something? No worries, Google it! Use a dictionary! Ask a friend! Use things like 'ur' for 'your', 'r' for 'are' and 'u' for 'you'[the list can go on forever] YOU ARE JUST BEING A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT. Even capitalizing those disgusting things in the beginning of what you like to think is a sentence, doesn't help. I am so sick of people, not just on this site.. Typing like morons. The overuse of *~*~*~*~*~~*~*~~*~~*~*~ around usernames.. I want to vomit. Sorry. I felt the need to vent, as we all do from time to time.
As much as I love this comment, I have a feeling that n00bs are too stupid to comprehend what you just wrote and will, therefore, ignore it all together.
...If I am saying that we don't have a life, then you are implying that you also do not have a life. And there is a point; more people can understand you if you type properly.
So what are you doing right now? Sitting inside of your grandmother basement,the smell of old Mt. Dew and chips in the air? How many times have you talked to someone of the opposite sex? You call me a "stupid dumbass?" I'm a college graduate, you couldn't fit half of my shoes. I state again, go fuck yourself.
I leave for five minutes and I find yet another troll? You need to get a life, you're the one getting your kicks from pissing other people off. Do us a favor and never get on MLIA again.
Properly punctuated, but wrong form of "its/it's". I will not mock you, though. Here's a gold star for having properly functioning eyeballs, though! *tapes star to forehead*
Ok, so we all know there's a big time delay between stories being submitted and stories being posted. Maybe what has happened is the stories that are being posted now were submitted around the time when everyone was getting annoyed at the non-average posts. We've only just caught up with them now though. Maybe?
I can't let that happen. Oh and guess what? I found out why my doctor called me. Turns out my insurance denied me because males can't get my syndrome...
I feel like going there and flashing them and saying "What the fuck are these then?!" ...now I have to find my birth certificate to prove that I am a girl. Reply to me on the bottom, this was hard to find.
But it completely distracted my mom from being all concerned about my skipping. So its a blessing in shitty wrapping paper. I wonder if I could get a hold of my brother's camera this weekend...
Now the insurance company has learned after 17 years that I am in fact a girl. No boob showing was necessary, which is good cause you're the only one who needs to see them, and other parts *winks*
Haha, maybe not so randomely. You have to be on it for two months for it to work, so I figured I should start now-ish. But I have to go to the beach now, love you.
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