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Today, I got mad because I noticed that L is on the right side of the keyboard, and R is on the left side of the keyboard. MLIA
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[ - ]  caucasianGood: 22Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago
Well, everyone. I have more bad news for you. I just got in touch with one of my colleagues and he has informed me that the state called Utah is also a hoax. He proved this theory by driving as far east as he could from his home in California. He did not enter Utah; he entered Arizona. This indubitably proves that Utah is another conspiracy set forth by the governments of this world. There are, of course, those who say they have traveled through Utah. To them I say, oh really? Where is the proof? Sure, you saw a sign that said "Entering Utah"; but does that prove anything. It is obviously just part of the conspiracy set forth to convince people that we have 50 states and not 49. Everyone knows that the number 50 is far superior to the number 49. Spread the word.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Conspiracy theory. Ahh. Err, it's not a theory...
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago
Um, no. You can go into Nevada or Arizona by driving east, depending on where you live. If you enter Nevada and continue to drive east, 95% of the time you will end up in Utah. It's NOT a hoax.
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Wow, I just ruined a funny joke.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Just turn it around.
 
[ - ]  iamanafricanGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Today, I got mad because I noticed that the sun rises from the north and sets on the west. MLIA.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Today, I got mad because I noticed that my cotton wasn't picked. MLIA
 
[ - ]  OddthomasGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Probably because someone freed all your slaves. Just saying.
 
[ - ]  saywhuutGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
whoa
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
That is not something worthy of getting mad about.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
My converse have Reft and Light on the toes. :D
 
[ - ]  PessimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
=O Mine do to!
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*le gasp* Whoah, really? Awesome.
 
[ - ]  NailzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bahaha at your 'le gasp' !
 
[ - ]  yumi24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I want those shoes now :)
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Night, good people.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Good night!
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Remember not to be a sheeple.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bahhh.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sleep tight.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I can't sleep tight. There are secret government teams who sneak into your house and kidnap you during the night. They subject you to all sorts of tests when you should be sleeping. They return you before the morning and when you wake up again you think it was just a dream.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I know, thats why I told you to sleep tight. If you do they can't use the anal probe.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Sweetie, did you forget to take your little 'magic pills' today?
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't take any drugs. They are just a way for the government to get to you more easily.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*hyperventilates in bag*, you mean.. all this time, those drugs werent for 'my issues'? I FEEL BETRAYED!
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
They are just a way to turn you into another one of their sheeple.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
NEVER SHALL I BE A SHEEPLE! NEVER! I am a dragon. A manly man of a dragon.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I am proud of you. Tell everyone about the Australia/Utah hoax. I will be back when it is safe for me to get back online.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes oh most knowing one, I shall set forth and spread word. *rides away into sunset.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I live in Australia! It's very real!
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
'Night, crazy, conspiracy person.
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I realize it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it when I first heard it either. That was before the spring of 2002, though. I don't have time to tell the story but it will be sufficient to say that Area 51 does indeed house aliens.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How high are you?
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't do drugs.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Are you sure?
 
[ - ]  caucasianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Very sure, all drugs are just a way do subvert a nation.
 
[ - ]  yumi24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've been known that...yesterday's news -rolls eyes-
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today I realised that this OP has a very sad and lonely life. MLIA
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't all OPs?
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Yes, that is why it is very average. :)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Actually no.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My mistake...
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, I realised that I have got my keyboard memorized and can type without looking at it :D MLIThat'sCool.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I tried this, then failed.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Did you have three years of computer classes that made you try to type like an experienced secretary? I did. I cannot type "properly", only with two fingers, but I do know where all the keys are thanks to that.
 
[ - ]  DEGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Judging by your name I'd think you'd be way angrier to learn that L is always right.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, I realized the same thing.
 
[ - ]  AchooBlessYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
GAH! I just realized too.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Well toodledoo peoples. I am going to have my monthly shower.
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*joins*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hello, I have awaken.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You are awake.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Indeed I am.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Is anybody on?
 
[ - ]  IuciferGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am. But no one else.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yup.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Not really. I'm half on half sleeping half doing other random things.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So you have three halves to you?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah I'm like the three halved man.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I see c
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
DARN! There wasn't suppossed to be a 'c' there, it was just me trying to hit the space ar twice on my iPod to add a period and failing.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So....What's up everybody?
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm tired but I don't feel like sleeping. What's up with you?
 
[ - ]  MilesAndMilesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am :)
 
[ - ]  raainingskittlesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow MLIA is posting so slowly now. I kind of like it.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's been posting slowly for a few days now.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Gonna have an early night tonight. <3
 
[ - ]  StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's nice.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, my area has a thunderstorm warning, I don't have an umbrella, and I still have to go to school. FML
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Duh.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Duh?
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Duh you'll have to go to school.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well, we've never had to go to school in a thunderstorm warning. NEVER. However, we've missed so many days of school already, we can't miss any more.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Gee. We always do.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*nods head* I see. I still don't like it :(
 
[ - ]  PessimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's raining here. I don 't have an umbrella. I can't change that I have to walk to and from school.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I will be out in the rain for about 20 minutes before getting on the bus.
 
[ - ]  TrollingGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Trolls suck!
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oh. Uh, well then.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*bangs head on wall in confusion*
 
[ - ]  TrollingGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Didn't see that one coming eh?
 
[ - ]  itsamystery93Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
HAHA I GET IT!
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
"Today, I checked my pants. My penis was still there. MLIA" <-- I found that in voting. I'm scared.
 
[ - ]  TrollingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, can't wait.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Another one: "Today, the average word of the day is late. I think MLIA might be pregnant. Congratulations! MLIA"
 
[ - ]  TatesBabeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm also scared.
 
[ - ]  TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
School time for me. Goodbye!
 
[ - ]  FlameArcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ohhhhh i get it now...
 
[ - ]  standtogetherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I feel ya.
 
[ - ]  njdevilszachp9Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
this is going to bother me now... thank you stranger
 
[ - ]  violaloveGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
haha touch�eyboard.
 
[ - ]  violaloveGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
^ 'sposed to be touche keyboard not whatever that is
 
[ - ]  itsamystery93Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Did anyone else read that then check their keyboard to see if it was true???
 
[ - ]  bobgrlzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I DID!!! plus i was just about to comment on that! haha
 
[ - ]  bobgrlzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
im soooooooooooo spreading this around school
 
[ - ]  narutoxdragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You know, I never noticed that! Now I'm mad too!
 
[ - ]  HyperOpsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well thank you for pointing this out to me! This is crazy its like the world is in another dimension.
 
[ - ]  HyperOpsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well thank you for pointing this out to me! This is crazy its like the world is in another dimension.
 
[ - ]  itsfuntostayattheGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
from your keyboard's point of view, it would be the keyboard's right side with an R and the left side with an L
 
[ - ]  cheddarzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Now this bothers me a lot.
 
[ - ]  serennnnnnnnnnnnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me to!
 
[ - ]  serennnnnnnnnnnnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's sad because I laughed.
 
[ - ]  me48Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
im i theonlyone who after this story looked at their keybored?
 
[ - ]  AchooBlessYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yup, because the rest of us look at their 'keyboard'.
 
[ - ]  KornyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
you silly OCDs
 
[ - ]  Xecsais15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
is now mad
 
[ - ]  CaptainCatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
That seriously pissed me off too. lol
 

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