Well, everyone. I have more bad news for you. I just got in touch with one of my colleagues and he has informed me that the state called Utah is also a hoax. He proved this theory by driving as far east as he could from his home in California. He did not enter Utah; he entered Arizona. This indubitably proves that Utah is another conspiracy set forth by the governments of this world. There are, of course, those who say they have traveled through Utah. To them I say, oh really? Where is the proof? Sure, you saw a sign that said "Entering Utah"; but does that prove anything. It is obviously just part of the conspiracy set forth to convince people that we have 50 states and not 49. Everyone knows that the number 50 is far superior to the number 49. Spread the word.
Um, no. You can go into Nevada or Arizona by driving east, depending on where you live. If you enter Nevada and continue to drive east, 95% of the time you will end up in Utah. It's NOT a hoax.
I can't sleep tight. There are secret government teams who sneak into your house and kidnap you during the night. They subject you to all sorts of tests when you should be sleeping. They return you before the morning and when you wake up again you think it was just a dream.
I realize it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it when I first heard it either. That was before the spring of 2002, though. I don't have time to tell the story but it will be sufficient to say that Area 51 does indeed house aliens.
Did you have three years of computer classes that made you try to type like an experienced secretary? I did. I cannot type "properly", only with two fingers, but I do know where all the keys are thanks to that.
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