If you're having a hard time, I need to just give up. Hey, did that bank situation get straightened out. I apologize for being a complete idiot, as well.
... Wow, I missed this. Nah. I'll think of stuff soon. I just have to get used to the semi-average. And yeah. It's kinda fixed. I still get no birthday, though. I just won't fall into debt.
Oh. Yeah. Absolutely. You see? I'm a stabber. I need to stab. And if there are no stupid OPs, then I'm going to stab some whispering eyes with my Ultimate Weapon.
Yeah, and their was the Devil's Kiss test, they would keep cutting them, and pricking them with nails and pins until their body was numb so they didn't feel it, and where they stopped feeling it was supposed to be where the fiend kissed them.
me and my friend run this blog called I'm a Bad Person and people come and submit stories to us explaining the bad, naughty and funny things they've done to deserve being called bad people. We then post the submissions that we like for everyone else to read. Anyways, we only got 11 submissions today and none of them are very good. Would you guys like to help? :)
Yeah... I rent pieces of it. Except that one that keeps wandering off... And that other that I owe to the doctor that removed my cannn... Canary. Yeah.
I have to go now =[ 4 A.M. (Not you ActionMan) is not a particularily reasonable time for me to be going to sleep...but 5 would be even worse. G'night!
I'm open wide and letting you in, I'm wronging rights. Believe! I don't care what you want, I just want mine. Shut up, smart little bitch, I don't need lies.
I'm going now, too. It's not that I don't want to stay and chat, but there are drunks on the street below and I don't want the lights to attract their attention. Goodnight, everyone!
I have something to tell you guys. Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.
Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.
We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.
Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.
You are part of a secret government program to delude people into thinking they live in "Australia". They take whole families and put them into cities in the Nevada desert and call it Australia.
My eyes are open to the truth now, my whole believe system has been corrupted. I can get over it though, because apparently I am a secret agent. success.
Well, everyone. I have more bad news for you. I just got in touch with one of my colleagues and he has informed me that the state called Utah is also a hoax. He proved this theory by driving as far east as he could from his home in California. He did not enter Utah; he entered Arizona. This indubitably proves that Utah is another conspiracy set forth by the governments of this world. There are, of course, those who say they have traveled through Utah. To them I say, oh really? Where is the proof? Sure, you saw a sign that said "Entering Utah"; but does that prove anything. It is obviously just part of the conspiracy set forth to convince people that we have 50 states and not 49. Everyone knows that the number 50 is far superior to the number 49. Spread the word.
It's because you aren't spelling it right. The British spelling is "potatoe". Vice President Dan Quayle spelled it that way once in an elementary school and a teacher corrected him - but turns out he is correct in his spelling ... the different spelling TECHNICALLY has a different pronunciation so if you actually had written it correctly, it would have made sense.
"You say potatoe, I say potato."
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