MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] ActionManGood: 18Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*feels good seeing average posts coming through*

[ - ] MobileGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I get the feeling someone's cheating. I don't care.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yea if you notice the post numbers jumped from the 70,000s to the 100,000s. But I'm loving it.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I...excepted to want McDonalds after reading that, but really it just sounds nasty. Maybe tomorrow. Or next week.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I haven't had Maccas in ages... Don't really care to be honest haha. The subway on campus is robbing me blind though. =/

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Those $5 Footlongs? And, dammit, Chris, if you make another comment about your penis, I'm gonna stab you.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Subway is good...we have one across the street from campus. It's convenient at least.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nah, I'm in NZ so it's $7.80 for a footlong sub of the day.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wtf? That's ridiculous.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's probably cheaper for the U.S. because we're awesome. Our dollar is stronger. [unverified statement]

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh yea the Kiwi dollar is worth shit all haha.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Subway does sound good now though. You all suck for making me hungry.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I get my moneys worth from Subway though, make them chuck all the salad on it.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I get gypped then, I get mine plain. Yeah yeah, I'm boring, shush.

[ - ] dan94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

good on you ActionMan you NZer

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You a Kiwi too, Dan?

[ - ] CaitlinAwesomeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gypped is a racial slur against gypsies. Just thought you should know.

[ - ] mekGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I decided to clear all the posts from last year out of the queue, thats why the post numbers jumped

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you really you? Did you really decide to come and play?

[ - ] enricoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

i am me. i just lurk in the shadows. i don't have time to play, because i am usually working on the features i've promised :)

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... You're not Mek.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ah. Thanks!

[ - ] ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Same thing happened to me, only I ended up jerk... doing something else!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hey guys what's all the commotion? I was just jerking... out of a sound sleep.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Playing "Five on One"?

[ - ] ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ten on one. I need both hands, it's huge!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well played.

[ - ] ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks. But it really is...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hate that feeling when you walk into a room to get something, get distracted by something else, and walk back to where you were at first, then realize you didn't get the thing you wanted in the first place.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hate it when I go into a room to get something, then completely forget what it was as soon as I get there.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, that's annoying too.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Like a breathe of fresh air...or fresh...teeth...hmmm?

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I need something to bash if the shitty OPs are gone.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

There's a fucking n00b at the end of the last post. Have at it.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Trolls? Clones? n00bs?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hit me, baby.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't resist. I'm sorry, KWin: One more time!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I managed to keep myself from saying that.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I didn't.. *hangs head in shame*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have no idea what you guys are doing.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hit me baby one more time - Britney Spears.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why would you listen to that, whether on accident or on purpose?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know it from back in the 90s. It's hard to grow up around that time and not know that song.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I grew up in the 90s. I was in jr. high for the end of it. But, I refused to listen to any and all 90s pop.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was 8 at the end of the 90s, so I really didn't have good music taste.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was originally going to say that, but I figured someone else would do it for me.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah... *sulks*

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hear that music? It's average. Care to dance to it?

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah all right. I'm probably going to step on your feet though.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And I apparently cant spell alright properly. Fuck.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alright isn't a word. All right is technically correct. And I don't care.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck that. Lets dance.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dances like a dork*

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

God. You don't dance like a dork.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... Yes I do.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. Just move to the sound of...Phil's voice?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sure then.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Fuck, what was I here for again?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shrugs* Should I ask Aero to dance to the music of the average?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But of course.

[ - ] ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You came for the... Wait, where are we? And who are you, lady?!?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! *flees*

[ - ] ChrisYesJustChrisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That was one weird chick! Kinda familiar though...

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

to talk to me xD

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO SCHOOL!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have to practice my clarinet, first. I'm leaving in ten minutes.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I used to date a clarinet player. Clarinet players are hot... and absolute freaks in the bed.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's... Interesting. I'm blowing it but it's not working (I know what you're thinking, perverts ;))

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You play clarinet? I used to play. I broke all my reeds when I quit band. Fuck, I hated band...playing was kinda fun, though.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Case in point.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I constantly break my reeds -_- I refuse to join a band, even though my teacher is trying to persuade me to.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shush, you. XP Notty Girl: Yeah, I quit band after a few years because I HATE being told what to do.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I tried it once, and kept getting loston the music and not being able to join back in. School now, toodles! <3 I might be back on my phone in a little while.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BYE NOTTY GIRL! <3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I played saxophone in band. I can't read music for shit but can play by ear like a mother fucker. Hated band, now I use the sax to serenade. It doesn't work.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Do you play well?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck yeah... kinda.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

To fuck, obviously. Getcher lovin' here.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sticks nose in air* Harrumph. You pay me up front else nothing for you.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No! Ra dammit no! That's not the deal. No.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just voted on this half an hour ago!!! MLIA is FINALLY coming back to how it used to be! :D

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! We commenters have mixed feelings about this. On the up side, MLIA is going back to being average! On the down side, we won't have anything to bitch about. On an irrelevant note: I like your name.

[ - ] SizackleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's sad how much I got used to the posts sucking. I was surprised by the averageness haha.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. I was, too... Kind of makes me sad, though.

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i like my name too :)

[ - ] JKristineGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who watches Chuck? Anybody?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fuck yes.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I started this fall. Watched everything on Hulu and watch-series.com, considering re-watching it all...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Do it. It's so badass, especially this season. And, I'm completely in love with Yvonne Strahovski (Sarah Walker).

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd hit that. The chick who plays his sister is pretty tidy too.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dude, every chick they've had on there is ridiculous. The Asian, Lana (from Smallville), the one from Fast and Furious, the one from the OC... bangable list.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Probably why I like that show so much.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yvonne...yup, girl crush.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do! Hardly. Rarely. ... Never mind.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've been meaning to. :|

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What about Firefly?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*spaz fangirl attack* YES YES YES!

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was inducted into the cult last week. 8 hour marathon, I missed the first two episodes and we didn't have the final disc =[

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You find those episodes and that last disc, and you watch them immediately. Don't even come on here til you do. It was the best show that was never given a chance.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:dGOAGARTAWETAETtl tiu7e46q3456 WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME, WENCH! GO WATCH THE EPISODES!

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I would! But this was the night before apring break and I'm not allowed to watch them without T and A. I'm also not allowed to watch Serenity 'till I see th episodes. Grr.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry on typos. And I meant we did the marathon the night before spring break, so I have to wait till we get back to the city.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I feel so terrible, now.. ;~;

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like watching things with T and A, as well.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ROAR! *FANGIRL SMASH EVERYTHING*

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha fine, Tyler and Anna, but its not like you would know who they are. If it helps, Kdubs, I love it so far...my motivation was Adam Baldwin but I love pretty much everything about the show now.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Nathan Fillion. CAPTAIN TIGHTPANTS!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I totally know them! And, yes, Adam is a badass. He's my hero. But, it's all about Morena Baccarin.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He's quite lovely too =] Still a Jayne fan though.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Jayne is a sexy beast, but Captain Tightpants can do whatever he wants with me.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm sure you do, stabber. Tell them I said Hello!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Love that program.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ugh... reply fail. *facepalm*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Holy fuck, no rape limit!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rapes*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay! Aw...

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Suprise!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*opens box* YAY! Wait, this isn't what I asked for! DAMMIT!

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry =[

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's my dick in a box...

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's my dick in a box, babe...

[ - ] TrollingGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Damn llamas took my pants and replaced them with hair... YUK!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok then.

[ - ] TrollingGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

ey, don't stress the fonz man.

[ - ] tokyokisshuGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

whut happened? scanned the first page and i'm seeing lots of average one liners! 8D

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Isn't it terrible? I have no one to mock, dammit!

[ - ] TrollingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I lost my job as troll. Maybe the average cliche here and there might be fun, just killing OP's lives.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sulks in a corner*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lmao that's awkward... This chick I know is drunk on Facebook, declared she likes me and now has her status as "Loves *my name*"

[ - ] OstafGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

surprised no one said this yet but....BRUSHY BRUSHY BRUSHY

[ - ] mickeyfangirlGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

MLIA is so lame now. These stories are stupid.

[ - ] which1spink9Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is......is this really happening? The posts I'm seeing are.....are......AVERAGE!!!!! *falls to the floor and cries hysterically with joy* I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!!

[ - ] candyprincess246Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lolzzz u really wanted those average posts back huh?

[ - ] TypicalUserGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Maybe people are starting to realize what average really means? o:

[ - ] candyprincess246Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lolz

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