MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 10Bad: 221 year, 11 months ago

You're an idiot, OP.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 6Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

That's the spirit! :)

[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 2Bad: 361 year, 11 months ago

f u

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 8Bad: 301 year, 11 months ago

Go die in a hole, fucktard.

[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 3Bad: 311 year, 11 months ago

mke me

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 11Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

If you'll just tell me your full name, address, phone number, mother's maiden name, credit card details, social security number...

[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 3Bad: 301 year, 11 months ago

pooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 5Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Screw that noise, you so are not worth the time. While it is fun to sit here, and type profanities at you, actually doing anything to you would be nothing more than a waste of my time. Wouldn't want you thinking that somebody actually gave enough of a damn about you to actually take the time to kill you, would we? Just face it, kid, you are nothing more than a massive waste of energy and resources, and we really don't need to be reminded that you exist.

[ - ] roaringwaltersGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Congrats, you know how to spell the later part of tofu! Tomorrow we can work on the 'to.'

[ - ] roaringwaltersGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Congrats, you know how to spell the later part of tofu! Tomorrow we can work on the 'to.'

[ - ] roaringwaltersGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

dang it, double posts...

[ - ] pmGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

@theslicedtomatomaster, you have 100 bad on every comment. that was me. :D

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Why is this here? *shoos* Post that down below. My comment, dammit. MY COMMENT!

[ - ] pmGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

damn. didnt work. D:

[ - ] bridgettedGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

retard

[ - ] bridgettedGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

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[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 0Bad: 211 year, 11 months ago

FIRRRRRST

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

FAAAIIIIILL

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

:D

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

*Stabs OP for failing* Not average.

[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 1Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago

stbs u again. lawl

[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 1Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

srry *stabs

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Just go already, fucker.

[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 2Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

but no1 sed bye to me yet

[ - ] iStabberGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Go fuck yourself! You're the cumshot your father wishes he had back.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

U SO FUNNI!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!11111!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!111111 <33333333333<###

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, I've done that a couple times. I can relate to the story, but not to it's averageness. I'm on the fence about whether to "meh", or not. And the fence is starting to hurt my balls.

[ - ] theslicedtomatomasterGood: 2Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

bi evrybody. i lurve u all. cya 2morrow on gay patatos bday

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNI!!!!!!!11111111111

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

How are you still breathing with only two braincells operating your cognitive function?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

WOT?!?!?!?!?!111 I DNT GT THT!!!!!!!111111111111

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Game. Set. Match. *accepts trophy* Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank the Academy...

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*smacks butt* Good job, beautiful. *runs away*

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is that a clone or is s/he mocking the clone?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I mean troll*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Static electricity would be my guess.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I pressed average because I have done this sort of thing before...

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/704149

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Clone fail.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I have to go get ready for school now. Talk to you guys later <3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bye, Notty.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bye, bye, Notty Girl! <3

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

<3 byeee

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

OK, first things first. I hate every single one of you. Secondly, KWinchester go jump off a fucking building.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I... I'm so confused right now.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Its the clone. They just tried to use grammar to fuck with our heads.

[ - ] Lazyarcher8Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

ROFL!!

[ - ] ally3277Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I love looking at these and saying "Been there, done that."

[ - ] healtheworldGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's your mind subliminally telling you to lose weight. Happens all the time. c;

[ - ] joey18496Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

what a interesting conversation we have here

[ - ] ljk106Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

haha! :D I've done that before... ^.^

[ - ] KattattacksGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Today an OP was a fag. MLIA

[ - ] pinkrocksGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

that sucks :(

[ - ] looneylovegood12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SHOULDN'T THIS GO ON FML?

[ - ] PiNKLADiiEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

fail lol

[ - ] Bubble734Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FML

[ - ] Madi211Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha, I've done that before!

[ - ] Madi211Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

haha, I've done that before!

[ - ] crazeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That happened to me before. But you'd feel worse if it was MONEY you threw away. A lot of it... Damn and I borrowed that money!

[ - ] InfinantDarkRoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Aww....waste of candy :(

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