No, that doesn't make sense. Sleep deprivation is very average, but writing ironic Psychology essays on sleep deprivation while being deprived of sleep is not average at all.
Ahhh sweet irony. don't hate the sleep deprivation part! that would make it boring! things can be average and not boring. this site is for pointing out the average quirks in everyday life. don't hate the irony it's hilarious!
Actually, I'm a little worried. I always kind of enjoyed bitching out OP's, and if this keeps up, I fear our delightful and amusing conversations will dry up like a worm in Death Valley.
Guys, this is FREAKING ME OUT. (I'm sorry, the capital letters were not strictly necessary. I'm going to leave them as is, though.) All these pseudo/average stories are boggling my mind, man.
Guys, this isn't average! I don't know why you are saying it is...it would be average if it said, "Last night, I pulled an all nighter to finish a college paper." Because he/she put in Psychology and made it ironic makes it unaverage. I, for one, certainly can't relate to this, and I'm sure this person does not pull all nighters to finish and ironic Psychology paper often.
Who's to say we're right? Us? That doesn't prove anything. Everyone thinks he or she is right... I'm jus' sayin'. I think we're just used to jumping down mh's throat...
Personally, I find the post average, but I have to admit MH has a valid point. Whether a post is average or not really depends on your definition of "average"; the word has been slaughtered many times on MLIA.
I've never pulled an all-nighter in my life. After about 2300 hours I just figure if it's not done now, it never will be. Then I go to bed and stay up until 0100 worrying about it. Then I fall asleep. Then I wake up. It gets progressively less interesting from there.
How in the stabbing fuck is this not average? And, by your superior reasoning (that was sarcasm for your information), if they said "college paper", then those who are not in college wouldn't be able to relate. If they said they pulled an all-nighter to finish a paper, then those who don't procrasturbate wouldn't relate. Fuck it. *Stabs mh*
There are two types of freedom: freedom to, and freedom from. You can be free to type like a drunk baby scorpion, or you can be free from persecution, but you can't have both.
Sure, I can. When there's an unaverage post, I'll just cover my eyes and say "la la la la la". Why I say "la la la la la"? Don't question me, or I will stab you.
*Shrugs* I just wanted to say something inappropriate. It's a cry for attention. I'm an emotionally needy attention whore whose hunger for affection can only be satiated by my e-compatriots. [!]
I have not been on this site in like 2 months. It was just to cliched. I came back because i was bored seems a bit better. So yeah. Hi. PS there seems to be a bunch of newer people. Anyone remember me?
Has anybody else noticed that the site is super-cycling through MLIA submissions now? It must be a new algorithm or whatever they've put in place to catch us up to more recent MLIAs. Which means... we're skipping New Year's, Valentines.... yay! =D
"Oh no! What... what is this? Ohgodohgodohgod!! How will I get back to Susan and the kids? Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have gone to that business trip! Okayokayokay calm down Rob. Is... is there a way around? Geez, it looks pretty long... on both sides... okay... maybe she can hear me? Susan? Susan? Susan, can you hear me? SUSAN!! SUSAN, ANSWER ME!! Oh god... Susan..." <--That?
I just revisited some posts from earlier, and there's a fucking shitload of idiots calling the dumb posts average and claiming this site is designed to entertain people with stories of fakeness.
N00b. n. Slang term used for someone new or inexperienced at something. A form of internet pest, like a troll. Also referred to as "hideous fuckers" and "attention-whores". N00bs are not necessarily considered trolls, but are pretty fucking awful nonetheless.
....fail.... Saying that you messed arround with me and bouncey at the same time... it's all the same But, I like you. And who said I am not allready in a sexy outfit and or in your room.
Okayokayokay, I know we're all elated that MLIA is finally starting to transition into becoming average again, but please go to Vote and average the post whining about how "immature" and "mean" we are. I just really want to burn it in the comments section. You can't miss it. They use a 3 in place of an e somewhere.
Oh. Okay. I sincerely apologize for this little misunderstanding!!! I'm sure some people hate me for liking Pokemon, so I can't judge you for liking Power Rangers! :)
I can make fireballs. I call them ninja fireballs because I was a ninja at the time. If you don't believe me, there's a bunch of MLIA witnesses who will tell you the same thing. I did it on tinychat cam.
Now, it's okay. I believe you. I just had never seen you before and there's an overwhelming numbers of new people lately, so I thought you were one of them with the ninja reference. Sorry, again!!!
Edit: never mind, I just finished reading your apology comment. PS I liked Power Rangers back when I was little (that's why I referenced the original...or so I thought. Apparently there was an even older version of Power Rangers)
Happ-ay (early) birfday. :3 Ahem. *starts singing* Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo! You look like a monkey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you smell like one too! <3 *stops singing* I hope you have a good day tomorrow. :)
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/617861 <--I'm not positive but I THINK this is the record. Don't load it unless you have a fast computer or something. :P
LMAO. OurServerIsAverage
Today, you got a 500 Error.
Don't think you are special. Lots of people are seeing this message right now.
Our mediocre servers can't handle the traffic. We are working hard to get things back to normal. Check back soon.
All you know about me is what I've sold you,dumb fuck. I sold out long before you ever even heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record,dip shit and then you bought one.
Go back a page and there is a post with 1400 comments. You can't look at them because the server died, so everyone went on the post before which now has 800 comments.
I tried to click on that to see what was going on and it never let me. I was sad that I missed it. And after that it puked a whole bunch of "MLIA needs to go back to the old way" posts. Then it got stuck after a couple average and a couple stupid posts.
Okay. I think MLIA got stuck again. And since MLIA is super-cycling through the submissions, I don't know how random voting on submissions is going to help...
I don't have one, though! We didn't have one last night/this morning, either! We tried sacrificing a willing n00b, and that didn't work, either! </3 (I went to bed when the post with 1400 comments had 862 comments.)
You people on here are killing me!! That's three times this week I have lost the game because of people on this site haha this needs to stop...immediately
Last night, MLIA stopped posting new stories. In their boredom, an average group of heroes spent their time voting on submissions. The crappy unaverage stories were vanquished and only the average remained. It looks like a great event is about to repeat.
Since we have many n00bs I feel it's only right to post this. Here is my speech. Welcome to MLIA. We are all jerks. Respect everyone except for the OP and trolls. Do not feed trolls, just bad them. Never post First!!! or anything stupid like that. Never insult one of the regulars. Never ask who is a regular. The OP is never right unless it is truly average. Always be sure to use the reply button so you don't look like an idiot. If you get rate limited then you might have multiple posts; it's alright it happens to all of us. I'm theycallmebob but you may call me Bob or TCMB.
I wish someone had posted this my first day...oh and you really should mention that you're/we're all a bunch of grammar nazis. The slash mark is because I know I'm not a regular, but I can be a grammar nazi quite well...
I've been gone for five hours and there's oy been three new posts? Yesh. I'm going to take a shower and of there's no new post by the time I get out I'm done because I'm on my iPod and it took over five minutes to load this page. Peace.
I didn't do the apostrophe because I was holding shift down instead of caps lock, and I would've had to take my finger off shift or else make it a quotation mark instead. anyway, no they didn't make a policy change that I know of, but we're working towards it.
Anyway; just dropped in to introduce myself. Always came in and read the comments for the bad posts, because they made me laugh much more then the post itself. Decided to make an account and join in on the fun. Hello everyone!
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