MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 20Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

No, not really.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 18Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

SHUSH! I like this.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 4Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

I don't.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

I never said that I didn't like it. I just don't think that what OP thought was interesting actually was.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well it doesn't have the usual shit-load of clicques

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

*cliques

[ - ] NonagonGood: 5Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Cliches?

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Crap. *Cliches. I knew I was wrong somehow..

[ - ] myusernamehasbeestakenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

all my canned goods say the same

[ - ] bridgettedGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

very much interesting * scratches chin *

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 12Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Kill it. I can be negative about this one.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

NEW POST NEEDED.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Try voting. All the posts in the voting section blow, by the way. Have fun.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Eh, this is better than having MLIA shit them all up at once.

[ - ] AerodynamicGood: 45Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Today, I realized that 2012 will just be another regular year. MLIA

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 10Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Today, I agreed with this comment. MLIA

[ - ] MopsGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I realized that a long time ago.

[ - ] crabbyabby1104Good: 3Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

lol. the 2012 thing is stupid its not gonna happen

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Shift key :)

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're right. The Mayans believed that each one of the little sections just started something new. 2012 is when the section ends so it doesn't mean the end of the world, it's just a new beginning.

[ - ] MrTheJasonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

true true i believe that too.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

There is a possibility the world will end in 2012, but it wouldn't be like in the movies, it'd just be if some insane person bombed the whole world.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

bombed the whole world - twice.

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Terrorists.

[ - ] crabbyabby1104Good: 2Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

They r sooo annoying!

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Interesting choice of words... *creepy smile*

[ - ] MopsGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Dun dun dunnnnn

[ - ] MyLifeIsActuallyAverageNotFakeGood: 24Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Today, I realized my credit cards expire, like all others. MLIA

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Today, I realized that I was ruining the somewhat average run of MLIA. I decided to off myself due to shame. MLIOver.

[ - ] MopsGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Happy suicide!

[ - ] IuciferGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Will a news article work? XD

[ - ] IuciferGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It will have to do.

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Your face is interesting in 2012.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Shoe shine, please!

[ - ] shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*waits for a moment to see if s/he comes back for shoe shine*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No. Not interesting.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi KB15 :)

[ - ] kiskaGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Mine ends in July 2015 and I do not find it interesting.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Kiska, to prove to you I'm a creeper, I just want to say I read the comments you left on some of my comments from a couple days ago. I didn't see them when you first posted them because my internet was cut by the WiFi nazi, but I just wanted to say you're really sweet, and I'm sorry I hurt your feelings before. And sorry I'm so sappy today. It's weird...:/

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You are funny. You have never hurt my feelings. We are one in the same. That is why I like you on here.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You said I hurt your feelings when I shunned your friendship or something. Whatever, I like that we're friends now. Although now with the new internet regime, I can't ever get on...

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I remember that! I was only teasing you. Your initial comment was hilarious and I was trying to be funny as well. Apparently I failed. Bottom line is that I always think we are good, no matter what is said.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Today, I realised I'm not dying in 2012. Actually, I realised this the very first time I heard about it. MLIStillGoing

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The Mayans were OPs. The world will end for them when MLIA is average again.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That might take longer than two years.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not one MY watch. *loads gun*

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*on. God damn it. -_-

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You should have seen me fail at spelling "grammatical" earlier while bashing a post. It was embarrassing.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. We can both fail. :D Because at least we're not OP.

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I love your name NomNomKiraEatedYourFace XD

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fankouu.

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I have the Quadratic Formula song stuck in my head.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Guess what I just got....

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

wood?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Braces.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Both can be bad.

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I got braces about a month ago. my dog just bashed her head into my mouth and DANG does it hurt.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I really don't care. The whole world ending in 2012 is complete lies and exaggerations to me.

[ - ] Cutiepie1095Good: 3Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

today, i realized im a year too young for a credit card. MLIA

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Today, I realised you forgot your shift key.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

And your apostrophes.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Meh. I have nothing to say today...

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

GASP!! WTF!?! *faints*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*panicks* NOO!!!!!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*Panics

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh, wow. It got late fast.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yay! My computor works again...is everyone gone? *looks sad*

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*computer

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*computer

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*sighs* Yeah...I guess the keyboard is having issues now. Lol..sorry.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

:)

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

;-*

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

;D

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

LIES

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The fun we can have with this post has already run dry...New post, please. D:

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't feel like reading comments* Who is on?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not me.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

LIES

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm on. But we have never crossed paths. I'm SNB.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi SNB :)

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi MAM. Are you new?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I've had this account for awhile, but technically yes, I'm new because I don't know anybody :/

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry. I'm not new, just none of my peeps are on.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*thinks of something to talk about* Did you get your username from Talladega Nights?

[ - ] sillybandz562Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm new. Hello.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yes I did! Love Rickey Bobby!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I knew it sounded familiar! :)

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi I'm new

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I am on, But I know people care because I am a n00b. .-.

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

don't care*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

First step in recovery, eleven more to go.

[ - ] MyLifeIsActuallyAverageNotFakeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I am on, but I'm a n00b too, and my first comment was above. -shrugs-

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I am on. I go by the name of Norma.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I am. Or am I?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I would still like a stack of you.

[ - ] JazziFUGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I just lost the game. Thanks OP.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Fuck you. God, I hate The Game.

[ - ] JazziFUGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

-fuck'd-

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I do too. The game is stupid...

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't play The Game.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

The only way to win is not to play it.

[ - ] IuciferGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

The game is over. http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/244643/ITS+OVER+ALREADY/

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I lost the game. -does not open link-

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

now i lost the game to

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I was definitely going to write something in this box that was different from what I'm actually typing, but I've forgotten what it was.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I was definitely going to say something clever as a reply to your comment, but I remembered I'm not clever...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Something like, "It must not have been important"? xD

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*applauds*

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Hi Nommy :)

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 1Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

Hi Nommy :)

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Whoops. People go ahead and bad :/

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're the second person to accidentally doublepost saying hallo to me. xD

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I was the first. :)

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

:) I'm MilesAndMiles (see username ;) I'm not new, but I haven't been on in awhile!)

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nice to meet you. Most people call me Kira, Nommie/y, or NNKEYF. xD

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That will be helpful for referring to you in the future.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hmmm I'll think of a personal nickname :) *puts on thinking cap* I'll call you Nomkies!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That sounds cute . :D

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

=) So Nomkies where are you from?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I am currently living in the US. In the state of Michigan. Yourself?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, right now I'm in Mexico on a school trip, but I live in San Antonio, Texas.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh, interesting. I have never been to Mexico. Or Texas.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

GO BLUE!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You have to come to San Antonio! Haha :) The riverwalk is beautiful!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I plan on eventually visiting every state, or most of them. xD

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*sees SNB's random post* That's cool! I plan on staying here forever :)

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh wow the OP didn't use an ellipsis at the end of the interesting. How uncliche!!!!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not really...

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ellipiwha?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'm bored. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllla. SPAM. Well, no. Not really.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm baaaaaaack! =)

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*rapes* <3

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*karate chops in face* <3

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Dude, no karate chopping. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

well my internet was fooked for like a month so i just wasted away without you guys :(

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

D: Oh noes! You must have been deprived!

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I SO TOTALLY WAS but now i'm back baby hahaha and I'm not leaving until... i can't finish this sentence.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ugh, you know what sucks?! I have to go to bed now, or pretty soon, anyway -_-

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

NP what time is it where you live because its 3pm in BC, canada

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

I'm really excited!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do i know you?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Narcissist.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That's me =)

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Narcissus. The Dude that wasted away staring at his reflection because he fell in love with it. This is the reason that guys should not stare at themselves in the mirror. They will waste away. Narcissus.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Grrrrrrr...

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*hides at the bottom with a jar of pickles*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I read that as *hides at the bottom of a jar of pickles*.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I could do that, if you would like.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*steals jar of pickles and hides in it* No, this is now MY jar of pickles.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*eats a pickle*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That was NOT a pickle. THAT WAS MY TOE!!!

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*throws up toe* Why is/was your toe green!?

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*could not find the difference between what antihero and lycan said for about 60 seconds*

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's been four minutes.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Since you looked at me.

[ - ] TangerineJuiceGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Average enough.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not really, no.

[ - ] BookMobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is it just me, or did MLIA throw out thousands and thousands of submissions? We were in the 700000s yesterday, and now we're in the 1000000s...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

There's a rumor about a hacker. But it could be that many posts had too many "meh's".

[ - ] crabbyabby1104Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yea i noticed that too,... WEIRD!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I think they did a sweep of all the ones containing the words "thanksgiving", "halloween", and "christmas". Because those OBVIOUSLY are not today.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*takes offence to "OBVIOUSLY" because she has a disease where she thinks every day is Thanksgiving*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh shit...IM SORRYYYY!!!!! *wails for offending her new friend*

[ - ] b4da55b17chGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Officially the stupidest observation anyone could make.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is it bad that when i read your name, i see 'bitch'?

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I see it too. And judge accordingly.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I think it's meant to look like it says "bad ass bitch", but I'm not sure.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ew, 1337 speak. Kill it.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*crowbar*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, I see it too!

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

oh yeah, i think the second one is more like it

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't think anybody I know is on, shall I try and make new friends? *has candy*

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I will be your arch nemesis!

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*gives evil eye*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*eyes candy* I might just do anything for that...

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*thinks* Anything?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Depends. *eyes the candy again* Is it...gummy?

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Also depends. *swings candy back and forth* Do you like... gummy?

[ - ] MyLifeIsActuallyAverageNotFakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I will only be happy if there is also a pony and a white van. *crosses arms*

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... What about a puppy and an off-white van?

[ - ] MyLifeIsActuallyAverageNotFakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Eh, good enough.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Then hop in the back, little girl!

[ - ] MyLifeIsActuallyAverageNotFakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yummy! Can I have a lollipop?

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OH, you can have a lollipop.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Take me with you!

[ - ] MyLifeIsActuallyAverageNotFakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

What kind of lollipop? *looks around slightly dirty creeper van*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hello, LemonCreepe- I mean Pancake.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I prefer CreepyPancake, actually. LP works too.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Okay then. Hello El-P.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

And you go as...? SNN? Snot? Snormal? Snorm? Normal? Huh? Huh?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm rather new! *holds out hand for candy*

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... M&M's?

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... Skittles?

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

what about me *looks sad and holds out hand*

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

If I find your lost dog will you invite me into your white truck with no windows and give me the candy as a reward?

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

try lost chicken then i'll give you some outside the van

[ - ] fireboltwanterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You guys, there is nothing to worry about 2012. Unless you are a Myin or what ever that is, you shouldn't be worried. The Miyan calendar ends. Sheesh, what will happen when the Gorgorian calendar ends?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hahah...it's Gregorian.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Or maybe Gorgonian.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Actually it's not. Saint Pope Gregory the Great created the calendar we use today. [random nugget of information]

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...That was a joke. Google "Gorgons".

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*giggles* Mormon.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haha, no, not the Mormons.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Was a play on words. Mormon/moron.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Mayan

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

New Year's?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*applauds*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Actually, all this is based on ONE piece of Mayan writing that was saved by a priest when the Mayan civilizations were being destroyed by the conquestadors. So it doesn't even contain all the information about what it's talking about, people mainly just pulled their own conclusions because an apocalopes is something interesting to talk about. The world was supposed to end a thousand times over already. And as far as I know, it hasn't yet.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

And sorry for my typos. I just didn't feel like going back and fixing them. You know what I meant.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

An 'apocalopes' sounds intriguing, Ppar.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thank you. I felt a regular, everyday end of the world would be boring. So we're going to have an 'apocalopes' instead, in 2017. With badgers.

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Dude, you realize it's Mayan, and it's gregorian? that's the worst spelling ever. I'm sorry but it is.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Everyone is going to have to do some voting if you want a new post. All of the n00bs who were voting the lame stories through? They're voting against these new average ones.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Goddamn them.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1825347 VOTE. I just found it, it seems average.

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...You wrote it; didn't you?

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OH HELL NO. I'm loving these new average ones.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

So am I, but there aren't any more of them.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh, and by the way: all of the posts in the voting section suck.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I just found some average ones such as: "Today, I went to the bathroom. MLIA", "Today, I ate 3 granola bars. They were delicious. MLIA".

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1825216 This one is average.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I SEE WHAT THE OP DID THAR. /capslock./ http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1825347 average too.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I just voted on one that simply said "Twilight".

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I just read one where OP spelled "ninjas", "ningas". What a fucking fail.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ha, I saw that one. And did NOT read "ninga" as "ninja"... WHAT?! I read it as "singa"....

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well it says "My conclusions, google is run by ningas" O.o

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, I'm leaving. Bai MLIA friends!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*bored* Someone have a conversation with me? What's your favourite crayon colour?

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Chartreuse.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm a fan of Jazzberry Jam.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OPs like to twist that one -_- *licks elbow*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Or Cherry, or Ruby. And with that, I have to go. Farewell! *licks elbow* <3

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Toodles! <3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Erm... did NOT read that as "Jazz"berry Jam....

[ - ] i_work_ITGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Purple Mountain Majesty!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That one sounds snazzy.

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Snazzy reminds me of that snazz_jazz character that scares me.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Shrimp Cocktail. No joke.

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I have a crayon, it is macaroni colored!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*here*

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*tear*

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fucking reply fail.

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're fucking a reply fail?! I guess we all have our own preferences...

[ - ] OksarunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fake. Unless you got all of your credit cards within a month of each other.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I just came in here because I needed to stab something *Stabs OP*

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

iStabber! :)

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

10,560ft!!! ...... I don't know you.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I like how you did the math! :) wait when did you join MLIA? I haven't been on in months, but I could swear I know you.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I was a lurker for a long time. This one was created I think in late January/early February.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hmm I might've been on in January.. Do I seem at all familiar?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not one bit. Sorry.

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

you can stab my brother because he is being very annoyin*glase at little brother*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

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[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

2 too many

[ - ] funnystuff101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

?????????????????????????

[ - ] HeedlessGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why the 'interesting' part? Should have left that out

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

glares*

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

At least I can bitch at this OP!

[ - ] Zee87Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I guess the banks know someone we don't know!!

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

BUAH!! MLIA IS BEAING STUPID!!!!

[ - ] iwannabeaninjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OMG I'm the 2012th person to vote averagge!!!

[ - ] funnystuff101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OHHH wow so cooool

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I migrated.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

As did I.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Schwabby!

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Turtur! :p

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

:p

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Migration!

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

SCREE! SCREE!

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I have migrated as well. Thought you could leave me behind, didn't you?!

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, Cakey.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. *has two different windows open for the posts*

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

So, what do we do now?

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm not sure, I'm new at this whole "migrating" thing. I plan on starting a BBQ, though. Who wants steak, and who wants chicken?

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Do you have any Boca burgers? I'm a vegetarian.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm sure can find something in here. *roots through cooler* Tofudaburgers, no. Generic veggieburgers... eh, no. Boca, here. Three enough?

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yess puhlease. Actually, one....

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I want a steak! Preferably raw.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Steak, yes yes. Chicken is girlie food, sorry turtle. (Yeah, I am a girl, shut it.)

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I don't like chicken... Never have. Dunno why. (I am also of the female persuasion, in case there was anyone that couldn't tell.)

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Chicken is good sometimes. Like in mexican food. Or fried. That's about it though.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yeah.. But last time I had Mexican food, I started acting really weird...

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

How so? I had nachos tonight so I hope it isn't catching...

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I had a quesadilla... It tasted fine, but I was so random and... Floaty afterward. I didn't like it.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Hmmm maybe someone spiked your quesadilla?

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Random and floaty... that sounds like how I get when I am sleep deprived. It amuses people.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Maybe.. Either that or the salt I put on it wasn't actually salt.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

In that case, can I try some of your salt? Haha jk

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Haha. It was at a restaurant... It's probably gone by now.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Boo. Oh well. I should probably avoid floaty considering I still have work to finish and its already 1 AM...

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yeah.. Probably. Avoiding random is a good idea, too.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Nahh random is fun. More fun if I have people making sure I don't get shot or something wandering around the city... if I'm alone I have to pay attention =[

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Being alone or being with other people, I can't tell which would be better for you... o.O

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Both actually work out pretty well. As long as i convince my friends that I do take care of myself without them =]

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Raw steak... sure you don't it burned, even just a little?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

No, but thanks. Raw!

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

CHICKEN PLEASE!

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Hawaiian? I've got some pineapple right here...

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

umm a little of both with ketchup and soysause(for the chicken)

[ - ] skypaintedsilverGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

That's crazy!

[ - ] waffle_dude5Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh, come on! I voted NO on this twice! What the hell guys?!

[ - ] lovechaosx3Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I EXTREMELY DISLIKE THESE POSTS. THEYRE NOT ENTERTAINING AT ALL. I WANT THE COOLER MLIA BACK!

[ - ] piemasherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No wait, the other thing. Tedious.

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