MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 15Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I can't say that I hate it.. This is a new experience for me.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Short and sweet.

[ - ] IuciferGood: 15Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Like a dwarf.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 12Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ahem. Short and sweet like a honey dipped dwarf.

[ - ] IuciferGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I stand corrected.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh my goodness. I just realized I've been talking with the devil. *shuns*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The power of garlic bread compels you!

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks over with loaf of garlic bread in mouth* I don't think it'll be as compelling any more.

[ - ] IuciferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As Kwin explained yesterday, I'm not the devil. In fact I'm an angel.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But you fell.

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

lucifer the devil is a fallen angel i believe so technically yes you are an angel but all the same you are still, and always will be, the devil

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Depends on what you believe. I've never been a fan of the whole "The-devil-is-a-fallen-angel" view.

[ - ] IuciferGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well yes, I was cast out. But I'm still an angel.

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

fine, say what ya want....

[ - ] TDHBMGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Religious talk? In MY MLIA comments?

[ - ] bridgettedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

mmmm sounds good

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Short and sweet. Maybe average. Hm.

[ - ] lileninaGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1794190

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

...I honestly don't know how to respond to this.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm leaving all. Talk to you tomorrow.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

See ya' good-lookin.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

...that's not your wife.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're a dumbass.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Cool!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...no.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You like to abuse the freedom of ellipses, don't you?

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

no.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Repeat after me, I mh1874 am a dumbass and I am willing to take the necessary steps to correct this character flaw.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

No thanks.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I tried going through dumbass rehab once... It didn't work.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

There is little reward for the obstinate.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

If rehab worked for you Parfait, I wouldn't like you.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

She took his name :)

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thank you, NP.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm not a dumbass for not being here 24/7 and stalking other commentors...

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not going to get into an argument with you today. You'll just have to find something else to get off to.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Uhm, how exactly was I trying to start a fight?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So... moving on. Did you guys see that program on TV about how internet arguements are one of leading causes of athletes' foot? Yea, me neither.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh well that would explain that.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Instigator.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That it is.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Eh I'm in a weird mood. Forgive me.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

Eh I'm in a weird mood. Forgive me.

[ - ] lileninaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1794190

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes.. they got 'MLIA married' (I caught the bouquet ;) but eventually KW got it)

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This post is Oceansoul approved? ~~OS~~?

[ - ] THEunchosenONEGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Say Whaaaaat? *says "what" in a high pitch voice*.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not sure whether I approve of it or not, but I think I do.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AID!!!

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AIF* damn.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good, a new post. Bad, I don't know to troll it or average it.

[ - ] dysfunctionallyperfectGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am facing the same problem!

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*scatches chin* You know, I think I'll be an optimist today. Average, so I decree.

[ - ] dysfunctionallyperfectGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm.. I'm still not sure. I think I'll just leave it be.

[ - ] ally3277Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is what I was always wondering. I know the way older posts that were crazy average had like 2 comments on them. No one knows what to say to something average. :D

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Average.

[ - ] ElricGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Very.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is better than most posts. I'm tempted to "average" it.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let the temptation take over, NomNom.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just want to say any disconcerted commenter who encourages unaverageneness should leave and make a new site instead of ruining ours while attempting to make us AVERAGE commenters who were here first leave.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We actually agree on something for once.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Waittttt. I'm confused. Are you just KGfromMN using a different username?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, I can see how this would confuse you.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They combined their names :)

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Noo. It's KG's and Antihero's child.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

Oh, so it's a bastard?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 2Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

Oh, so it's a bastard?

[ - ] MausGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed! I hate n00bs...

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well it's happened to me before. :)

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Today, my manager called and asked me to sex her up at 3PM. I'm scheduled to work at 3PM. I told her yes. MLIA

[ - ] ElricGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Where do you go to work where sex is work? And also, are they hiring?

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Sex IS work.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

It's my weekend job, male prostitute. Just find yourself a pimp.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*clings*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well hello there.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:D

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good god people keep it g-rated

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd say MLIA is PG-13 :)

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Elric, any nearby strip bars can work.

[ - ] MausGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How? HOW??? I'm exploding with confusion! I'm bamboozled! Yet I'm enjoying the shenanigans.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Speaking of which, I noticed an abundance of anti-unaverage MLIAs a few posts back. Anyone know anything about this "average revolution?"

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We're thinking that MLIA may have been hacked, but that's just a theory.

[ - ] ElricGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. On the blog it said they were clearing out all the Thanksgiving posts and moving forwards.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, okay! Haha, I'm a little behind on all of this. And I missed KG and actionhero's wedding!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was interesting to say the least.

[ - ] MausGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Woah. Did I seriously just call Antihero "actionhero"??? I'm sorry!!!!!!!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No harm done.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*waves of relief*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If by interesting, you mean people kept talking and making it very difficult to see what was happening... Then yes. It was interesting.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was. Mobile did fantastically, though. I was happy you could attend.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I was at school... Or watching Arthur on PBS Kids...

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hurr. Well, whatever the reason- I'm liking it! ^_^

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed! Is Mr. Viking pleased?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh yes. Mr. Viking is very pleased with the lack of ninjas, pirates and dinosaurs! }CK

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As long as Mr. Viking is pleased, we are all pleased.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was something extremely weird that happened with the server. There are tons of possibilities. But most of those posts had comments dating back from two or three months.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...wouldn't anti-unaverage just be average? Or non-cliche?

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Technically, isn't "cliche" average? I mean, it's something that's repeated a lot, right?

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not to be blasphemous or anything... I don't like the cliche posts either.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, I was talking about the posts about how MLIA is no longer average, etc. But yes, anti-unaverage would just be average. xD

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Curious- has anyone seen the show Eureka?

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Will someone answer the question?

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No and no.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^ This helped me fill my negative quota because I can't bring myself to be negative about this post. *whispers* I even clicked average!

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good for you.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Howdy folks.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

I don't think it's average. I'm pretty sure OP was trying to say that their boss was losing their mind or something along those lines.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have to go. Bye, everybody! <3

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I will miss you.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I will miss you too.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't even bash OP...they spelled "frantically" correctly and everything.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know! I never thought I'd ever say this but... I'm so proud of them!

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just buried my hamsters. :'(

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... *awkward silence* So... how 'bout that weather?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hello Anyone who cares that I'm back.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey Alex!

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hiiiii. :D

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sniffs*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey Andy. Sorry I just left...I just got..braces D:

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awe, is that why you've been so upset lately?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No I've had reasons to be upset...I just got home from getting them D:

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*big hug* You'll be alright sweetheart.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

2 years....So embarrassing. I look like a freak in braces.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lol, send me a pic of it if you get a chance.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

When I look more presentable I will. *hugs* Oh and mr you owe me.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

One dance?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes and something else when I think of it.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lol, save it for later/tomorrow, I have to peace out. <3

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aww *hugs tightly for WAY too long* *kisses cheek* Bye Andy. *smiles*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hit me up on facebook people!! Kalyn Norman!!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Woo! Yeah! *stalks*

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*joins in stalking* *brings snacks*

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*makes her regret*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You make me smile.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*winks*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Im just tired of mot knowing what yall look like! So stalk all you want!!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You don't want to know what I look like.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know what you look like O.o

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And I know what you look like... ;-D

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't know what you look like. O.o

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gasp* HOW?! Haha...

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ducks behind bushes underneath NP's window* Oh, you weren't talking to me.. *resumes position at window*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*closes curtains* Holy shit, I think I'm being peeped on.

[ - ] MilesAndMilesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*uses this distraction to crawl under NP's bed*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Doh. *facepalm*

[ - ] sudzzGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... STRANGER DANGER much?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

REPLY FAIL much?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Olive oil as butter substitute --> FAIL.

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It only works if the recipe calls for melted butter. I actually like olive oil better if that's the case.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just tried using it on some noodles. I added some salt and some other spices but it was "blehh". It might just be that I don't care for the flavour of olive oil, but ICK.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi NomNom!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hehe. Hallo!

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Hi NomNom!

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Time for the Captain to sail home. Love you all, unless I hate you.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye! *likes*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

See ya.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodbye, man.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No ones even on. >.<

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm on! Bonjour.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<33 SNB<33 AKG<333

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yo hoe! How are you?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm good. Psh you missed the wedding what happened to you banging all the bridesmaids.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was on my school bus and then I tried getting online on my phone but it took too long. I read it all though. It looked like a blast. Were you a bridesmaid?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Maid of Honor. *winks*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Then can I have the HONOR of banging you right now even though I missed the wedding? *Is proud of self for creating clever line.*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I tried getting on here on my phone today and it kept failing. Pissed me off SO much -_-

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Maybee

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hard to get huh? I can roll with that. Who was AH's best man?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Andy. Psh. I was like the head of the single ladies table.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's awesome. I saw everyone was getting hammered. Wish I could've been there. *sighs, then sniffs a little*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Everyone except me.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why weren't you?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Liar! You were OFF YOUR HEAD! :P

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was wasted And snb cause I'm me. and no one likes me.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like you! <333

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Like like like me.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yup. That much. *stretches arms far apart*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*raises eyebrow*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Arches up one eyebrow in a quizzical look*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sure you do.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You are being confusing.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do that.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why? You are making my brain twist up! It's in a pretzel. I got a pretzel in my head!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's just how I am. *giggles* Pretzel head.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm you are a odd ball. There is no one good on today. All of my friends are gone. The new post is really boring.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Odd ball is my middle name. I'm sowwy

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My middle name is Lakesha.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lakesha? Like La Kesha? I don't have one but say I do I just say it's alex cause I love that name SHHH

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was lying about lakesha, I'm a dude so that be weird. And I am going to tell everyone your made up middle name! What you going to do about that?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Like they would believe you(: *hugs*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hugs back but puts hand on her butt* Whoopsies!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles* You so did that on purpose.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well...maybe...but this is on accident. *kisses* My bad!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*blushes* So not an accident

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You liked it anyway.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That I did.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good. If you didn't I probably would have cried.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

In that case I didn't xD

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sobs* Never talk to me again!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm kidding *giggles*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Too late. The damage is done.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well then *struts away*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stomps away angry*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks gorgeous* *sits down*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*comes back and sits close beside, puts hand on high leg*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I Know. I'm irresistible *looks adorable*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Want to go up to my room? *winks*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I'm good here. *giggles*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is frustrated*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lies down*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets on top*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bad. *pushes*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goes to sleep alone*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cuddles*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good enough. :)

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well I have to go now *hugs*

[ - ] bookworm12Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All right, screw it, I'm leaving.

[ - ] narikinzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

#1097633... they just skipped through all my stories D: Fucking hackers these days.

[ - ] RiverweaselGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

lol, i liked this one. thanx OP

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I *thanks

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who are you thanking?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

To date, I don't remember being this pissed off.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hello sir.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why?

[ - ] goodnighttravelwellGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I left MLIA for a couple of days and come back to see most of the posts on the first page are at least semi-average. This feels wrong but refreshing, like waking up from a bad dream. I guess we should enjoy it while it lasts.

[ - ] raeannGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

tik tok on the block but the party dont stop no. oh oh oh oh. oh oh oh oh.

[ - ] lileninaGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1794190

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't spam. You get reported.

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

especially if it was stupid.

[ - ] idkanameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*yawn*

[ - ] PandobraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Has the old MLIA come back to claim its rightful place?

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

....is there a new post yet?! D:<

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

New post.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

THIS SEEMS VERY AVERAGE. ALSO I THINK MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.

[ - ] RandLawlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love this post!!! ^_^

[ - ] triforceofsaraGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad to see that MLIA is returning to its previous, average state.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's ... it's .... average?

[ - ] JKristineGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow, jerk employee much? Now they'll be one short because she thought you were filling in for someone else. Not average, just snarky.

[ - ] JoshIsntAverageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

was about to say the same thing, OP will have to work twice as hard, covering 2 shifts at once.

[ - ] thechad8Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree. That was my first thought too. Some people just lack common sense and decency.

[ - ] idonteatsocksGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*mouth drops open* Oh my God... am I seeing a real average post?

[ - ] Philliesphan804Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. For everyone who has been reading posts since the beginning, this is a step back in the right direction. It is truly average, and just like they used to be. LOVE IT.

[ - ] JonEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, I was so surprised when the posts started going back to the old style. I love this.

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