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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, my cross country team had a sleepover. We heard the boys team was going to teepee us, so we hid in one of the girls vans. When the boys came, they started teepeeing the car we were in, and we drove away. When we got to the end of the street, they had left their keys in their getaway car, so we took it and parked it in a random spot in the neighborhood. Then, we drove back in our van and gave them their keys, and told them to have fun finding their car. Grand theft auto: check. MLIA.
#1096559 Comments: 96 Vote: average 14124meh 2162Share 
[ - ]  kaykay24928Good: 5Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
Hello mystery google ninja chick
 
[ - ]  gothmen7Good: 3Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
the OP does realize that they could've just unlocked their car and followed the lights, right? O.o
 
[ - ]  YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Haha! XD
 
[ - ]  myclipso95Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
bruhaha. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1824225
 
[ - ]  SheetsofEgyptianCottonGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, because they were still teepeeing, we took their car and our car, parked it somewhere randomly in the neighborhood, shut it off, drove back in our car and told them to find their car. get it now? not that hard to undertand.
 
[ - ]  BostonatorGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
i respect both your advertising and admire your ninja skills.
 
[ - ]  foshoooGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
told to look at this by mystery googole...
 
[ - ]  helloholabonjourkonichiwaGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
Me too!
 
[ - ]  isitaveragetobeaverageGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
me three!
 
[ - ]  soccersweetee20Good: 1Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
me four!
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 14Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago
Fuck you all.
 
[ - ]  g33kGood: 6Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
i was sent by mystery google and that is beast !
 
[ - ]  imadepurpleGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
that's freakin' sick. :)
 
[ - ]  loveisstripedGood: 4Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
:) awesome! I have high respect for you, grasshopper...and i was sent by the master Mstery Google...*bow*
 
[ - ]  dancingjedi09Good: 2Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
cool. I too was sent from Mystery Google.
 
[ - ]  xokristen14Good: 2Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
i did this from mystery google
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 6Bad: 162 years, 1 month ago
Mystery Google mission: complete (:
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 5Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago
>_> Bad me a million fucking times! Seriously.
 
[ - ]  AvaniGood: 11Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
I was sent by mystery google and this is pretty stupid.
 
[ - ]  germangrl987Good: 2Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
i was told to come here from mystery google :)
 
[ - ]  cleggs2004Good: 4Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
I'm only doing this for Mystery Google because it said I would feel accomplished and I need to experience that feeling.
 
[ - ]  spongebobisjesusGood: 6Bad: 42 years, 1 month ago
Me too...but sadly, I don't feel very accomplished
 
[ - ]  hollywilliams12Good: 1Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago
haha this is hilarious! :)
 
[ - ]  steelcity3045Good: 3Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago
i was sent by mystery google
 
[ - ]  ATexasPersonGood: 2Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago
Ah MG
 
[ - ]  ily1509Good: 2Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago
me too :)
 
[ - ]  cameroncrazyGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago
Mystery Google Mission...Check. I do what I do
 
[ - ]  AshleeRevengeGood: 3Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago
Mystery Google Mission. :) I DO feel accomplished.
 
[ - ]  alliekat888Good: 2Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago
i feel averagly accomplished
 
[ - ]  myaddicti0nx10Good: 2Bad: 62 years, 1 month ago
aw hells yes mysterygoogle.(:
 
[ - ]  hpfreak12321Good: 3Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago
great job mystery google
 
[ - ]  sydmar34Good: 3Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago
I have looked in eye of the mystery google ninja, and her name is..... (i really dont know just quoting snl:D)
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
lol, wut?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 12Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Coming here from MG is nothing to brag about.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Uh... What?
 
[ - ]  YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Stupid post getting through again: check.
 
[ - ]  LoosiclesGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Nope. Not grand theft auto.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Holy wall of text Batman!
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
What's with the old posts?!
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
You Mystery Googled this? Really? Way to go.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago
You Mystery Googled this? Really? Way to go.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Apparently some mystery google thing.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
UDE should know; they were involved. No hard feelings; I can't blame you for the past. Well....I can, but I won't.
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I can't even remember that! I feel like a hypocrite >_> ugh.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah I saw you up there. I guess MLIA had a advertisement from mystery google so many people came.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Is anyone interested in a new, exclusive site with a decent server?
 
[ - ]  YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Go on?
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://averagegc.tk?
 
[ - ]  YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I approve. Very nicely done. <3
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Would you like to sign up? Contact me at AverageGC@gmail.com with a username and password.
 
[ - ]  YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Okay. I'll be right back...have to get home first.
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes. Very interested.
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Holy Shit. Many many n00bs here today
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Actually those n00bs were here 2 months ago.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
Yay, I foun out abot dis 1 from mystery google its so awsome!
 
[ - ]  ElricGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
it totally is! im so happy i foun dis site. /end stupidity
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You dropped this *hands [!]*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Will someone enlighten me as to the incredible amount of bullshit that is currently taking place?
 
[ - ]  ElricGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I think that's implied. Implied very heavily, I might add.
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It is.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I think my sarcasm was obvious enough without it.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I concur. The sarcasm sign is a piece of sh!t.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It was, to anyone with more than one brain cell. Unfortunately, that eliminates more than half.
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know. But probably not to n00bs. Then again, they dunno what [!] is so I guess it doesn't really matter.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Can I kick people in the balls for this? Is this acceptable?
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's the most appropriate thing to be done in this case.
 
[ - ]  YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's not acceptable...but it is encouraged. Weird combo.
 
[ - ]  UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes. Go ahead.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*stands in front of green screen* As you can see, we have a an influx of noobs coming from the north...
 
[ - ]  evilduckGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How could we have a sudden burst of averageness and then THIS it doesn't make sense to me. Then just to make it all worse the comments on this are almost worse than te post itslef.
 
[ - ]  evilduckGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*the post and *itself
 
[ - ]  BatterybirdGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Unaverage post chose bad timing to be published.
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wow Back from lunch and MLIA finally fixed itself. Sweet! (:
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
.... Uh... Nope, it's even worse.
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
How so? And by fixed I meant posts are coming in again.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Check the submission numbers.
 
[ - ]  MeatFlavoredPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I just did. How odd. MLIA is skipping a ton of posts... Hmm. Maybe the moderators or something are clearing up the amount of posts in queue..? Who knows.
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I believe it is a hacker.
 
[ - ]  lil_redGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I hope so, means my post will be coming up sooner than 3 months from now.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Well good for you. Some of us had posts that were blindly skipped over. Go suck a duck.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If you want to call it that.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, it is definitely not fixed.
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm sure they were going to TP you, not teepee you.
 
[ - ]  bizzleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
They built a giant teepee around the car!
 
[ - ]  MagicBoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Can't you get arrested for that?
 
[ - ]  stephmelGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That was extremely confusing....
 
[ - ]  AllergicToTheWorldGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
wow, that was a bit of a novel
 
[ - ]  whyhellothere17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I believe that is a crime, is it not?
 
[ - ]  ilovecandy786Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
lol nice
 
[ - ]  lvmattGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
who leaves their car unlocked with the keys in it?
 
[ - ]  SheetsofEgyptianCottonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
People who come to TP for a few minutes and want a fast getaway, just in case the one being TPed comes out.
 
[ - ]  averagemamaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What's up with the MLIA delay?
 
[ - ]  abbyroselewGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
hahahaha THIS IS UNDOUBTABLY THE BEST MLIA I HAVE EVER SEEN. I love this to the power of infinity, and am most certainly saving this!
 
[ - ]  happyfishyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
no offence, but it's called a car alarm
 
[ - ]  abbyroselewGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
No offense, but 'offense' is spelled with an 's'.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
Not all of you came from mystery google!
 

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