MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] bored_at_workGood: 38Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I believe it.

[ - ] lileninaGood: 0Bad: 351 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1816998 here's a real average story

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 4Bad: 151 year, 11 months ago

meh.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 14Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I think lilenina is confused. THIS is an average story. *points up*

[ - ] MagicBoxGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Go to the last page. Beyond cliches and made-up stories. Behold the average-ness of it all.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 9Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

I know! I once took a field trip there. There were beautiful things, such as, "Today I went to the bank. Then I went home. MLIA".

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

This is also an average story ----> http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1748516

[ - ] MagicBoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

As well as catching up on "The Office". I love it.

[ - ] lileninaGood: 1Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1794190 kk this one's actually pretty good.

[ - ] LobsomBBGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OMG A PERCY JACKSON FAN

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

MWAHAHAHA lilenina has 0 good and 1,000 bad. i did all of the bad ones btw :D

[ - ] cellGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've seen it happen before; I work at a restaurant, and someone responds "you too" when I say "enjoy your meal" at least once a day.

[ - ] rrrealGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Although I hate boring average stories, this has happened to me before and I did feel stupid, lets just say I know how you feel.

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

youd better believe it, this was mine. first time i got one submitted! YAY!

[ - ] LaLaLaYoUSucKGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha i do the same thing! I do it at the airport too..when i hand the lady my ticket she says have a nice flight and i respond to her with Oh you too..lol then i realize she's not getting on the plane.

[ - ] chickybrat2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i do this all the time

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Hey everyone! I'm off from school early, so hi!

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Hello! :)

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'm so pissed right now.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

D: Don't be!

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Nah, I'm okay, really.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Hey! Why?? And btw, I am getting new pointe shoes. Thought i would mention that since it is pertinent to your username. lol.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I didn't know you danced!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Yep..Since I was 5. *looks proud*

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

me to! where do you dance?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Hi Norma! I am proud of your long-standing association with dance.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

and what brand?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Just a place in the city where i live. Sorry, don't want to give out more info than that on the internet. lol

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

NAJA!!! *glomps*

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

can you at least tell me what brand you have?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*is eaten*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Oh sure! I wear Bloch Sonata. But I seriously need new ones...so im trying the Bloch heritage. They feel pretty good!

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I wear Grishko 2007

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Cool, yeah i want to try grishkos but we dont sell them here. *sad face* ON NO!! NAJA! *vomits*

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yay! I'm not dead! ^_^ Also, I scoured your intestines for you; now they are squeaky clean!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

More dancers!! I think we should create a cult. I was talking to other dancers a few days ago, but I forgot who they were.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

All in favor say "aye"

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Aye!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Eye! *pokes eye out* Oh wiat..you meant AYE? Darn.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Ouch! *rubs eye*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

There's no point in rubbing it when it's already fallen out.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Sowy..

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

EDIT: *rubs eyesocket*

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*walks by and steals fallen eye*

[ - ] ambabriteinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

PP! Long time no speak, how's dancing going?

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't hate this. In fact, I can relate.... pisses me off.

[ - ] bored_at_workGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I mean we have all done it on accident.

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah.. it's my reason for turning different shades of red.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*is in shock* But..but..i thought you were GREEN!?

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh yeah.. sorry. Identity crisis. "..it's my reason for turning different shades of green."

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You remind me of Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter.

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Walter is the shit, this makes me smile. =D

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I like Achmed. "How do you spell Achmed, anyway?" "A... C... Phlegm..."

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ahaha. Reminds me of Peanut: "Sa Na Ta Ana"

[ - ] WalterTheFrogGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

DID SOMEONE SAY WALTER!?

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

it was me. i felt sorta awkward, but we laughed about it afterwards

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's happening?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Something strange... I'm frightened.

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

The hacker knows whats going on and what is average.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

The hacker? What are you guys talking about? The voters let in a couple stories that declare the unaverageness of the site. That's it. Plus some douche learned to copy/past. Woopee.

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Dude. Im just having fun with this situation and making up conspiracy theories about hackers. Chill, please.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Except...this one and the last one...have both been...average. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I just went and read the latest posts...WHAT THE STRAW IS HAPPENNG HERE!!!??

[ - ] TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OMG, look, a repost! Haven't seen anything like a repost in a while!

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This happens all the time for me. You aren't the only one, OP. :)

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh hey! MLIA is working again...Sucks that it didn't have a reofrmation and become average again. *sigh*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*actually reads posts on the front page* UM...I take that back. WHAT is happening here!? Can it be?? is MLIA average again??

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The average-ness of it all! So beautiful!

[ - ] drchopsGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

An average story? In MY MLIA?

[ - ] MausGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*freaks out*

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Freak out!... *hums*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*brandishes knife* Okay. Who did it.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*breaks down* I DID!! I ADMIT IT! Wait. What did i do?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lowers knife* It's okay. I know you didn't do it.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh whew...I was worried i murdered KG or something for a minute there.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It wouldn't have been with a knife, then.

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i submitted it if thats what youre asking

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i submitted it if thats what youre asking

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I did this on Monday, actually.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hello again, my wee beasties. Ready for another two hour long post?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's kind of average. At least, I sometimes do this.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yea, me too.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I also do it when people say "Good luck!" or "Have a nice trip!" and etc.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Today, I went to the movies with my family. The lady said "Enjoy the movie" to which I responded "Thanks." Once we were in, and the movie started rolling, my parents started to make out. I found myself with a massive erection, that my mom took notice of. She decided to go "skiing" with my dad and I. MLIIncest

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*sighs* As always. Hey Andy...

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*excitedly waves*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*waves back*

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Anday! Was'up?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Not much, what is up with you?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well, I just plain don't know. I have to make a poem, and I am putting sexual undertones into it. :D

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yes! Finally.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I integrated your comment into Andy's story. Thank you Tots.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is the site still having hiccups? Or is it okay now?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nommie! Methinks God may be meddling in our business.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm convinced it was a hacker. O_O

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

By the grace of God, maybe. :3

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hate repeats.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I hate cancer.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's such a killjoy.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It can really spoil the moment.

[ - ] OrgaMechaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

So how's everyone been since I was away?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's...it's..... *tackle hug*

[ - ] JKristineGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I always say "Have a nice day" to cashiers when they don't say it to me. Bad habit.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I once said "Have a nice day" at 8:30 P.M.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I say good morning to people when I first see them in the day, even at night sometimes. Makes them smile, which is why I do it.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

I say good morning to people when I first see them in the day, even at night sometimes. Makes them smile, which is why I do it.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I always end up stuttering, no matter how socially acceptable I'm being. "Have a nice day!" "Um, hey, yeah, you also do that, er, see you, or probably not, ah.... BYE!" *runs out*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

This is a test.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This is not a drill.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nor is it a sandwich.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It is a peanut butter jar.

[ - ] fink2039Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Peanut brittle! Wanna watch a movie?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Blueberry pie! No thanks.

[ - ] AGIoriousDawnGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Holy crap, is everyone on this site completely brain dead?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No. I've seen the commercials, I just wanted to follow along.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nor, it seems, a bungalow.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...Wait, what?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But this is *holds up drill*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*grins appreciatively*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*points out* The post number went back down?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Maybe the posts are just getting posted in different orders?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*published

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This is a successful completion of the test.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, I forgot. Hi guys.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HAI!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HEY!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*admired her sparkly wedding ring* Wanna have a seat on the couch, like old times? Oh, and did I tell you KiWi is drawing us a wedding present? A pic of you and I?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*remembers to thank Phil for that robbery going down without a hitch* I'd love to. I have Toaster Strudel. That KW, what would we do without her?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am so hungry....Stayed home from work and there is no food in this house!!!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am very hungry as well. I have tons of food at the house, but alas, I am in the library.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fucking library. *sits on couch* So you robbed a bank to buy my wedding ring?

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh, sorry... I may have raided your fridge.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I didn't do anything. There was however, a robbery at Tiffany's not too long ago.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. What a strange coincidence.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sighs and places hand on KG's chest, because he can* Your happiness is all that matters.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Just cop a feel, right here in front of everyone!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yessa ma'am!

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi(:

[ - ] SingeMyEarGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Friggin' average I'd say.

[ - ] triforceofsaraGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do the same thing, it's embarassing.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did anyone else notice or have the ability to explain, why the post number went down?

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hackers, bra.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

1096559 to 1124654 to 1096551

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought it always kind of hopped around, depending on the votes....

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh alright. I thought it went sequentially.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks around* It's a conspiracy, mann. Their like, totally posting all of the average posts that have been supressed for so many months, mann. Peace out.

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i submitted this like... a month or two ago. january or february

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Once, at mcdonalds, my dad got a chicken burger and when they asked, "crispy or grilled," he said, "yes."

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My granddad does that.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I did that once at the grocery store when the bagger said, "Paper or plastic?"

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I worked at Target for a short stint of time once. I asked a customer "is plastic okay?" and she said "no." I said "paper then?" she said "No, plastic please." I was like WTF?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hehe. Maybe she misheard. But I noticed my mistake almost instantly and corrected it. I was a bit embarrassed.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think she was just being a bitch, but then again, i hated that fucking job.

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was like when I was at Jack In the Box with me ex, and the woman asked, "here or to go?" and he said "yes." ... Lol.

[ - ] iPoodGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Finally more AVERAGE stuff! This has happened several times to me. This is good.

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i submitted this.

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i submitted this.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I is bored now, I is leaving. *waves emphatically*

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Baby come back!" xD

[ - ] PeepGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ping.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goddamn you smell like Troll.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hate that smell....it's worse than burnt hair...

[ - ] PeepGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Sprays air freshener*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's better.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I'll have brinner tonight.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mmmmmmm. Bacon ice cream.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Brunch + dinner?

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Breakfast + Dinner. Breakfast for dinner.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. My bad. >.> That makes sense now.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*we'll

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Right, that.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Remember, I'm not eating meat for Lent.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hah. KGHero v. AnitHero. Who will win?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

She will. I know my place.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I gave up smoking cigarettes. But i won't eat meat tomorrow.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gasp* *I

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sees Heaven open up* You smoke?!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not during Lent!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I SMOKE, TOO. *is sorry for raping the shift key*

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What have I told you about raping inanimate objects? But that's nice. We are a rare breed these days.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know. I can only rape you, but I can't rape the willing.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn skippy.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hides of bottom of post, where I will not be found*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*pees at bottom of post*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LAWL

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ANDY! gross, its on my shoes!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WHOA! I didn't know anyone was here!

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's no excuse! Get in the corner and think about what you've done!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hands Andy mop*. Clean this up, and if you ever do that again, you're getting diapers.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*mumbles* This is just like the time I used the poop deck....*mumbles*

[ - ] AGIoriousDawnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Way to rip off Family Guy.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Believe it or not I don't watch Family Guy.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*believes Andy and is proud*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you for your blind trust.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*finds*

[ - ] PeepGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks over in NZChicky's direction*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*finds*

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Copy cat.

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just can't scroll that fast to get here!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points at End button*

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Where's the fun in that?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fair enough.

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lasers have laser radiation.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're a cheeky little one aren't you.

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Supposedly according to you. Your user name reminds me of I'm on a Boat.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am a captain.

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Congrats. You're a niatpac.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My ass hurts from sitting at this computer...I might have to go lay down...

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's not why.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I told you my ass was exit only! Damn you!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was our honeymoon!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That don't mean shit. *kicks dirt*

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I did sometting similar to this, on my birthday.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...GAH! Where's the new post?!

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Can't... breathe... needs... new post...

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gives rescue breaths*

[ - ] roaringwaltersGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I did that today! It's my birthday, and someone said "Happy Birthday!" and I said "Oh, Happy Birthday!" It was weird.

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

0_0

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points to reply button*

[ - ] roaringwaltersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*clicks reply button*

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Happy Birthday!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Happy birthday.

[ - ] roaringwaltersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks giwcu and tots. Dangit, now i want some tater tots... roar.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All the MLIA stories right now that you vote on are mostly all...average. I like it.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*just went to vote, therefore agrees*

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am going to continue reading Hunted and then go to bed. Night (:

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<3

[ - ] fishandchipsGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

When someone tells me to "Have a good day." or "Enjoy the movie", I ignore them.

[ - ] practical_attackGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That someone must think you're delightful.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Lick on this pussy bitch!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*puts on knee pad*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HAHA

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*eats out*

[ - ] babbyhat22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

.driew gnikcuf

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow!! Thanks!!

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Lemme sit on your face!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*lays down* Alright, go ahead.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

YOur prolly enjoying this more than me!!

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You guys are turning me on.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But....I do that all the time!

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I guess we are just better at it than you!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*continues eating out*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Does that taste good?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's not bad. Could use a little whipped cream.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Use whatever you like!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Do you feel awkward that you actually know what I look like and I'm cyber eating you out?

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haha no!! Why would i feel awkward?? I think its funny!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Woohoo! *sprays whipped cream and continues eating*

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Do you feel weird knowing what i look like??

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not really. It's just not every day I actually know what the people on here look like.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But im pretty!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That certainly helps haha. Least I know you aren't a dude pretending to be a chick.

[ - ] kkn0122Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know right!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Twenty-seven days until my birthday.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Do you turn twelve or thirteen? Sorry hon, it had to be done.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is not amused*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

288 days until Christmas.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wish I could good you about 50 times.

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

2 days till mine! :D

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okay, we need a new post. So I... I'm going to vote on submissions. *puts on safety goggles* I'm going in.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My dog has managed to eat every ounce of butter in this house. And since I've got no way to get to a store, now I have to find a substitute. -_-

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't use margarine, it's a fucking lie.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hate margarine. I've never bought it. I was thinking something along the lines of olive oil.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NEW POST!

[ - ] lileninaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1794190

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Get the fuck out with your spam.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thought stealer.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You know what I love?! Drama in my life! Woo! Yeah! I'm ECSTATIC for it. Highlight of my fucking WEEK! *calms down* Sorry... I had a moment.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<3

[ - ] michaelisawesomeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I LOVE YOU! FUCK ME!! =]

[ - ] pro0glennGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've done that when people wish me a happy birthday.

[ - ] 022dfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i miss the average storys...

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I miss when people could spell...

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh God...is this like a brief Revenge of the Average People? Because this first page is mostly...average.

[ - ] AlisaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It is glorious, no dinosaurs ninjas or 'he's a keeper' in sight.

[ - ] sweetypiejediGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I used to work at a movie theater. Like 9 out of 10 people do this. lol.

[ - ] goodnighttravelwellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do this sometimes. I deem this average!

[ - ] raeannGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you from the bottom of my heart.

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:) thank you i submitted this

[ - ] katierose13Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is a total Brain Reagan moment... And I am a chronic user of the "you too" phrase at all the wrong times.

[ - ] AllergicToTheWorldGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha, yeah i allways say you too when some tells me happy birthday :)

[ - ] haleymichelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have done that before and i felt sooo embarrassed!! hahahaahaahah

[ - ] saejae3737Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Brian Regan! ha ha. "Don't anybody listen to me; I'm a MORON.. Don't know how to use the "you too" phrase.. Can't handle it..." ha ha.

[ - ] michaelisawesomeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha...me too! I have done it and also when ppl have said "Happy Birthday"!

[ - ] ILuvPercyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do that all the time. I feel stupid after because they laugh at me...

[ - ] LimeStarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LOL this happened to me once in Jr. high when i was crossing the street, the crossing guard said, "have a good day at school!" and i said "you too"...

[ - ] InsperatusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/68 much?

[ - ] KatRoxsYourBoatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do that ALL THE TIME:)

[ - ] pickles111Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i do this a lot =[

[ - ] Quinn2399Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ugh I do that too so much its so annoying

[ - ] RadaRadaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This happens to me all the time! This is actually average!

[ - ] sithlordmeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Brian Regan can concur. "Take luck! Take good care of your luck, if you have it.. yeah." XD

[ - ] megwashereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do this ALL THE TIME.

[ - ] lolilolilolipopGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't feel bad....I do that all the time.....

[ - ] DogLover713Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Every time it happens. any where 'enjoy the ride!' 'you too!!!'

[ - ] sgrace91Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do that all the time, one cashier even laughed at me

[ - ] FrostyConmanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha i work at a movie theater and everyone does that!

[ - ] bobbyeiamGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ditto.

[ - ] NanalNanalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

See, this is the perfect average story. It actually happens, and is also funny.

[ - ] churchchik28Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I always do that!!

[ - ] LalalalmfaoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahh! I've totally done that before. I was like, "you too! .. wait, what? Oh nevermind!"

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMG this was mine! YAY!!! this is my first one that actually got on! :D in case you guys were wondering, i saw the Edge of Darkness with my mom. in emeryville, really good movie. loooooooooooooool i still cant believe it got on!!! :)

[ - ] zeke_star_peaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Brian Regan

[ - ] zeke_star_peaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Brian Regan

[ - ] dphieillustratorGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FINALLY someone else got the Brian Regan joke out of this. Take...LUCK!

[ - ] enixsquaredGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahaha! I just did the same thing like 2 weeks ago!

[ - ] JodiHikariamaiGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. I work at a movie theatre. Your not the only one. Many say it back. =)

[ - ] McfattyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I also work at a movie theater and every other person says it. I always say Thanks and don't realize what they said til afterwards. -_-

[ - ] XxdeathxXGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OMFG thats HILLARIOUS!! That happened to me once and the dude actually looks at me smiles and say, "i will" That threw me off even more lmao

[ - ] XxdeathxXGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1828455 comment on this and vote it i wanna get this published haha =)

[ - ] Angel_of_MusicGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you a fan of Brian Regan by any chance?

[ - ] dagr33nmanalishiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was probably your cashier. I get that at least 5 times a shift and I always laugh when they walk away XD

[ - ] pmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

if it was in UA Emery Bay, emeryville, then maybe, if it was the edge of darkness. i submitted this fyi

[ - ] mliahahahaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i do this every single time i go to the movies. who's the stupid one now? haha.

[ - ] iCaitlynGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I did this on saturday. And it was a hot guy. haha. (:

[ - ] gochokeasmurfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hey i remember you! I laughed after you were gone

[ - ] awsmith2222Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dont worry I work at a movie theater it happens more than you would think

[ - ] aisie96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i have done that before, my moms friend says "have a good swim" before dropping us off at swim team practice and i responded you too

[ - ] ohsuzicueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do this all the time. The good old "Have a great vacation!" is just as embarrassing.

[ - ] JweesonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yeah so i work at a movie theater and you wouldn't believe how many times i hear this in 3 hours of work...

[ - ] hn13swimrGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HAHAH! my friend molly does that all the time(:

[ - ] MyNameIsTunaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pearls before swine talked about this...

[ - ] JaneDoe557Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do that all the time too!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] thawk4156Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Brian regan

[ - ] cricketksmileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

People told me that all the time when I worked at a movie theater.

[ - ] danyaleeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i am a box office cashier at a movie theater. dont feel stupid. literally 98% of the customers do it and even as employees we do it too.

[ - ] lalalaaa911Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah I used to work at a movie theatre as well. It happened at least a few times per day.

[ - ] kahriGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awh. 5th best this month. I feel special. This one's mine. I remember because I thought it was oddly worded but I submitted it anyways. -dances- Thanks for all the "average" ratings guys. ^^

[ - ] darthvaderwashereGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

one of my best friends did this after she saw this post and the casher just looked at her weird haha

[ - ] ZaphooodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

>< I do this ALL the time. And I also feel stupid afterward. I do it with "How are you?"s also. Those I just play like I'm making sure they weren't lying the first time...

[ - ] cappytauGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I work at a movie theater, and this truly is average. Everyone does it. Don't feel stupid, it makes us laugh!

[ - ] lolodonutGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've done this before... its embarrassing :-) lol

[ - ] ladyboogycGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i created an account just so i could comment on this that it was a story posted on a communitychannel youtube video like 1 day ago. instead of being mad at this person i think i want to high five them because we both watch communitychannel.

[ - ] ladyboogycGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

even though i guess the timing doesnt really work out.. i should high five that youtuber for mliaing.

[ - ] watermellongumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

i do that ALL the time!

[ - ] RIOTguy531Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Yah done this before it was really embarrasing and i walked away quickly feeling stuipd

[ - ] MLIAerrdayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I've done that before! ahahha.

[ - ] haileybraile1Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago

MEHH I DO THE SAME THING. One time some adult told me to be good and stay out of trouble & i said yea! you too! but then when i was walking away i realized what i said and felt stupid as shit.

[ - ] snowridergurl95Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago

Omg i did the same thing i got a weird look from him but i didnt notice until my friend said since when is he coming to see the movie with us then i was like oh man.

[ - ] wahaninja440Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago

ive never done that

[ - ] BlackAmethystGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago

Don't worry I threaten my computer sometimes. That's weirder seeing as it's an inatimet object. Sorry for spelling that wrong.

[ - ] narddog14Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago

I Did the same exact thing yesterday!!! haha

[ - ] photographykatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago

I did that before lol

[ - ] cementtrucksGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago

I work at a theater you would be suprised how often people say that in respone to to me and don't realize it.

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