MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] jacklambert809Good: 36Bad: 152 years, 4 months ago

I avg'd it

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 25Bad: 142 years, 4 months ago

Ditto.

[ - ] wellGood: 24Bad: 122 years, 4 months ago

Ditthree

[ - ] 109tailedfoxGood: 52Bad: 102 years, 4 months ago

dittfour (cause if you say dittquad people will just laugh)

[ - ] TheDinoKittyGood: 12Bad: 122 years, 4 months ago

dittfive

[ - ] MLINEAGood: 13Bad: 122 years, 2 months ago

dittsix

[ - ] gusto5Good: 14Bad: 152 years, 2 months ago

dittseven

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 17Bad: 162 years, 2 months ago

Ditteight or whatever number we're on

[ - ] typer2131Good: 13Bad: 152 years, 2 months ago

ditnine

[ - ] typer2131Good: 14Bad: 202 years, 2 months ago

oops. then ditten

[ - ] a_rocket_to_the_moonGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I have to admit I thought of Pok�n when you said 'Ditto.'

[ - ] a_rocket_to_the_moonGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I don't know why it did that '?' thing..but it's supposed to say Pokemon. O.o

[ - ] moongirl9Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

maybe u tried using the accent over the e:�herefore it cannot accept that in this text format. just your average nerd here!

[ - ] hippo2334Good: 0Bad: 212 years, 2 months ago

Dinine 26

[ - ] achmeineyeGood: 46Bad: 442 years, 2 months ago

Do people actually like reading stories like "I ate a bowl of cereal today. It was good. Then I took a walk." ?

[ - ] Bravo1560Good: 53Bad: 202 years, 2 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 26Bad: 872 years, 2 months ago

y thats borrrrrrringggggggg

[ - ] coleridge49Good: 53Bad: 202 years, 2 months ago

No, it's not boring, it's average. That's what the site is about.

[ - ] SallGood: 15Bad: 742 years, 2 months ago

Shut up.

[ - ] SheWhoMustNotBeRapedGood: 31Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

But what if you don't mind and like reading both kinds of stories?

[ - ] katyE9Good: 22Bad: 122 years, 2 months ago

Well, I prefer the amazing ones that make me laugh. That doesn't make me laugh, it makes me wonder why the hell I am wasting time reading random crap.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 10Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

*Why? *That's *boring. <--- No it's not. And read this frickin' page: http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] shirogitsuneGood: 10Bad: 402 years, 2 months ago

No.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 13Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Yes. http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] uhlizubethGood: 45Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

ANYTHING is better than those annoying yaho/google wars and BEST.GRANDMA.EVER's

[ - ] FlyingToasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

UNNECESARRY APOSTROPHE ALERT!

[ - ] smokinbokenGood: 21Bad: 102 years, 2 months ago

yes. if you dont want to read average stories, then dont come to mylifeisAVERAGE. i think i'm gonna die if i read one more story about ninjas and old people that act like 5 year olds

[ - ] mater4life69Good: 29Bad: 172 years, 2 months ago

Anything's better than saying, HARRY POTTER, I HATE TWILIGHT, OLD PEOPLE, NARNIA, BLAH BLAH. Harry Potter fever started with one person then a few people went blah blah and Harry potter is now a big thing. The people with Harry Potter stories about how they go into the toilet and "The chamber of secrets has been open" is bullshit and ungenuine. Harry Potter is a good movie don't get me wrong but people are now only starting to like it because people on MLIA do. All the old people stories, with ninja's and pirate's and that ending with, BEST.(thing.EVER SHOULD BE ON MLIG NOT MLIA BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT AVERAGE STORIES! FOR GOD'S SAKE CHANGE BACK TO THE OLD REAL FUNNY MLIA PLEASE.

[ - ] othlahollyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I've religiously loved Harry Potter since I was first grade, and had no IDEA what MLIA is/was. People in MY class love ninjas, and they have no clue what MLIA is. I don't like Narnia. So don't think everyone hated them and then all of a sudden loved them because they read an MLIA post. I agree with you completely however, on other things... There is a harry potter site averagewizard.com I go there when I want to post something potterish, not here. This is MYLIFEISAVERAGE, definitely not MYLIFEISSOCOOLANDTOTALLYFAKE. That's MYLIFEISG. but I don't know where it went....

[ - ] LKBMGood: 9Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

No, we like the dry average posts. Straw man fail.

[ - ] mater4life69Good: 8Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

6 good, and 2 bad. 1 third of you want crappy MLIA, the other 2 thirds like the old MLIA. Outvoted motherfucker.

[ - ] gottalovepixarGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Uh, yeah. That's why it's AVERAGE.

[ - ] bubbles5013Good: 1Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

No those stories are pointless!

[ - ] pointlesssitesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

yes

[ - ] pointlesssitesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

i like both

[ - ] monpokeGood: 27Bad: 102 years, 4 months ago

Averaged.

[ - ] JibacoilGood: 34Bad: 152 years, 2 months ago

Same. Let's bring this site back to what it used to be!

[ - ] katyE9Good: 22Bad: 142 years, 2 months ago

No. Accidentally once, I hit the 'go to last' button, and I saw the very first page. I was like, what the hell? Why do people even bother READING this, let alone writing it?! The new ones make me laugh, and while they do need to get over the whole Best Grandma Ever and I Love old people thing, the original ones are still funny and brighten my day.

[ - ] mater4life69Good: 10Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

THANK YOU SO TRUE!

[ - ] i3lack5h33pGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Agreed

[ - ] who123Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Some of the original ones are funny. But as soon as the OP's see that they take it and keep reposting it until it is a cliche, and some are just fake. This is a site for REAL things that happened

[ - ] mexicanfortunecookiesRULEGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

thank you for being you! i did the same thing and they were all jst "i tripped and then decided to eat some cereal." and i thought i was on another website(a STUPID)one. the new ones ROCK!

[ - ] spamyouGood: 30Bad: 152 years, 4 months ago

Averaged it. We need more average stories on here, ASAP!

[ - ] livinonaprayerGood: 14Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

What we need to do, and I mean all of us, is to start moderating more often. Then the good stories will go through, not the cliched ones. It's simple.

[ - ] livinonaprayerGood: 6Bad: 172 years, 2 months ago

edit "all of us" is defined as those who want average stories.

[ - ] KatelynMarie11Good: 14Bad: 112 years, 4 months ago

Yay for more average stories!

[ - ] imposterGood: 9Bad: 112 years, 4 months ago

i approve fo sho

[ - ] smartblondemeGood: 14Bad: 152 years, 4 months ago

AVERAGE! AVERAGE! AV-E-RAGE! AV-E-RAGE! HEHEHEHEHE!

[ - ] evilduckGood: 10Bad: 132 years, 2 months ago

I said I would start commenting again when this site became average again, it has so I'm back

[ - ] MLINEAGood: 17Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

ya you wish. it is not avarage AT ALL!!!!

[ - ] evilduckGood: 5Bad: 112 years, 2 months ago

Damn yer I just read some of the other posts if this doesn't get better I'm going to have to resort to doing work

[ - ] SwishtailGood: 12Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

They should start another non-average site.

[ - ] julzmliaxDGood: 3Bad: 122 years, 4 months ago

I averaged it too.x]

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 17Bad: 112 years, 4 months ago

I miss old MLIA :( One time I tried to locate where it had gone wrong, but then I got bored.

[ - ] julzmliaxDGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

=o I wonder too how it turned this way... *cries*

[ - ] amorexoxGood: 4Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

I think it started November 1. Ha.

[ - ] JosieJettGood: 22Bad: 142 years, 4 months ago

Average. I don't know what everyone's making such a big stink about, stories can be average and still be funny.

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 5Bad: 262 years, 2 months ago

not really

[ - ] neonblackGood: 20Bad: 162 years, 4 months ago

Give me an A V E R A G E. What does that spell? Non cliche!

[ - ] shewhomustnotbenamedGood: 28Bad: 92 years, 4 months ago

Actually, it spells average. :P

[ - ] this_is_a_creative_usernameGood: 24Bad: 402 years, 4 months ago

definition of cliche? anything that has become trite or commonplace through overuse... therefore, average. dumbass.

[ - ] DerAtomGood: 17Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

Definition of cliched! ready-made (repeated regularly without thought or originality).

[ - ] moongirl9Good: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

i know! cliche is totally avrage!

[ - ] 109tailedfoxGood: 2Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago

neonblack I am afraid your comment has been dubbed fail

[ - ] hpfreak12321Good: 1Bad: 392 years, 4 months ago

dubbed fail? thats realllllllyyyy gay.

[ - ] LiaMackenzieGood: 17Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago

I see nothing homosexual about that comment, except maybe there are two "b"s in the word "dubbed"

[ - ] LiaMackenzieGood: 7Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

*maybe THAT there are...but the term "sexual" doesn't actually apply either way...

[ - ] katyE9Good: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Gay is not a derogatory term.

[ - ] MissGrangerGood: 7Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

AVERAGED! Your welcome for my time.

[ - ] Hard_To_BelieveGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Not at all snobbish ;-)

[ - ] bamshamalambGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Average.

[ - ] 2010ashley_hegwood10Good: 19Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

But I think they're funnier when you read one and think "wow. that's happened to me before, im glad im not the only one"

[ - ] sohrobGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Exactly! Almost every new Facebook Page or Group can be an MLIA now.

[ - ] Kayla_is_AverageGood: 23Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

Average. Most things on here sound impossible and fake. The site is MylifeIsAVERAGE. Not MyLifeIsaMadeUpStoryFullOfCliches.

[ - ] misterlampGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

is that a website? b/c mine actually is.

[ - ] AnnaAlways974Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

hahaha thank you

[ - ] ollieth3magicalh0boGood: 3Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

I am sorry but all the stories I have posted have all happened to me so... SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] smartblondemeGood: 8Bad: 402 years, 4 months ago

ALRIGHT-AND YES-YES I AM TYPING IN CAPITALS THANKS FOR ASKING, BUT ANYWAYS, WE NEED TO FLOOD THE ENTIRE MLIA SYSTEM WITH AVERAGENESS!! ALRIGHT SO LIKE YEAH, STUFF LIKE "TODAY, I ATE SOME SKITTLES." WOULD BE APPROPRIATE, ALRIGHY OK, I THINK YOU GET IT.

[ - ] bigthecatGood: 12Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago

Averaged. The actual average ones give me more of a laugh

[ - ] nicococoGood: 6Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

average are way better.

[ - ] SquiggilyGood: 4Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

Averaged.

[ - ] PlainlyInsaneGood: 16Bad: 402 years, 4 months ago

Why would u want this website to go back to the way it was before.........it was so damn boring "I pumped gas into my car today MLIA" a better question is why would u want to read this so what if the website is mylifeisaverage it's so much more worth the time to read something that ok might not be real but at least is entertaining I hope it doesn't change and this stays as just ppl whining

[ - ] kratoydGood: 15Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago

The average person uses correct punctuation. If you really find all this crap funny, go make your own site for it. Oh wait, you can't, you're just a middle schooler with a freakish sense of humor...

[ - ] AnnaAlways974Good: 6Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

Wow. Harsh. Why are all the average people so mean? And, I know exactly how to use correct punctuation!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Because we're pissed off at the people defending cliches and unoriginal posts, when they could've just read this: http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] britishpersonGood: 3Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

okay Ive read it... big deal. who cares? i really don't. but the current MLIA is funny and ENTERTAINING. yes i know its been written b4. but u dont seem 2 get it. okay... if you want some boring average stuff go to this site: http://mlistillaverage.tumblr.com/ OKAY??? now will you stop being so horrible!!!

[ - ] katyE9Good: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

OMG, britishperson, YES! That site is so 'average', all you average people will just have to love it! Can't you read that instead, and leve MLIA the way it is?

[ - ] moongirl9Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

i find that very offensive. i am a middle schooler and i think that it should not be used as a term of offense.

[ - ] 109tailedfoxGood: 16Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

Think about it, your just bored because the average stories are beginning to get repeditive.You'll get bored again once the fake stories follow suit, then you'll be saying you want the average stories back.Plus this site is my life is AVERAGE.com, not my life is IF I MAKE UP THIS CRAP MAYBE ALL THE GOOD ACTUALLY REAL STORIES WON"T GET TO BE POSTED AND I LIKE DOING THIS CAUSE I'M A JERK.com

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 14Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

thats true all the harry potter chamber of secrets ones r getting annoying

[ - ] HeedlessGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Because that's what average is and some people can see the beauty in those simple things.

[ - ] imjustcoollikethatGood: 22Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

the evolution from average to awesome in the world is actually depicted in this website, meaning that awesome is now average... now isn't that an awesome concept?

[ - ] kratoydGood: 9Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

Awesome, if you look up the definition, is amazing, and therefore NOT average. So, if you want to go make a MyLifeIsAwesome, go ahead. But, keep in mind that whenever one is submitted to this site, it is an oxymoron.

[ - ] imjustcoollikethatGood: 11Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago

i have to admit you are right, but despite this have you ever gone to the first page of mlia... it just boring!

[ - ] katyE9Good: 4Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Yes it is.

[ - ] kratoydGood: 4Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

Okay, if you must keep making fake stories about odd people... I'll just say to all of those, not MyLifeIsAverage, but MyLifeIsAwesome. I will then laugh at how you submitted it to the wrong site, and have had it turn into an oxymoron. Morons.

[ - ] AlwaysSmileGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

...?

[ - ] mOnkeyzGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

YAY AVERAGE!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 7Bad: 112 years, 4 months ago

I meh'd this. There's just too fucking many of the "PLZ 2B AVERAGE?" entries. Stop whining, and actually enter an AVERAGE story.

[ - ] pixiesticksGood: 6Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

If you wanted them to enter an average story, then why did you 'meh' it? It's not whining, I just asked opinions. Shhhhh....

[ - ] nicococoGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

average

[ - ] LooneyLunaGood: 15Bad: 92 years, 4 months ago

Wow! Is everyone ready to be mature yet? It's a freakin' website! If you don't like how it is you don't have to look at it. Everyone is acting like this is a choice of life or death. Get over it!

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 11Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

Is everyone ready to be mature yet? Please re-read your post and take your own advice.

[ - ] Jane22Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

You seem not to mind too much, you are still on submitting storys and commenting.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

stories*

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 5Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Who wants to join my 'Support the MLIA Hacker Club?

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Okay, but I won't be able to come to alot of meetings.

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Dont worry, theres no meeting included in signing up. You just gotta support our average loving friend.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I will!~

[ - ] candycaneGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

ritee, and then we'll join your 'I have no life club,' too. :I

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1700297 <-- Shameless advertising. Yay.

[ - ] TheBoredPersonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I LOVE your name. :D

[ - ] pvance25Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I approve

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*averages*

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

This is fucking madness.

[ - ] dand223Good: 12Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA

[ - ] dand223Good: 3Bad: 102 years, 2 months ago

MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA

[ - ] dand223Good: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

ahahaha fail

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Double post!! AAH!

[ - ] ashleyannGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

approve.

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I'm confuzzled. All this is too much for my simple, little brain. This isn't average, it's reverse psychology.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Perhaps they've decided to play a little catch up with the posts and just told those of us who posted while there were only 6 digest to go fuck themselves.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

... Why is the word digest in there?

[ - ] PochatkinGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

its supposed to be digits.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Digits*

[ - ] ashleyannGood: 1Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/980008

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 10Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Get the fuck out of here with your spam.

[ - ] ashleyannGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

there is no need to curse. :)

[ - ] aozGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Are we in the middle of an MLIA Revolution? I'll get the snacks.

[ - ] YouSuckNoJutsuGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*leans back in chair and cracks knuckles*

[ - ] stephnora1Good: 6Bad: 162 years, 2 months ago

ugh! if you want a freaking average story then sumbit one, stop complaining about the funny storys... i swear im gonna have to cut some heads off, this is driving my crazy.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 12Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Your spelling and grammar is driving me crazy.

[ - ] stephnora1Good: 1Bad: 162 years, 2 months ago

UGH! If you want a freaking average story then sumbit one, stop complaining about the funny storys... I swear i'm gonna have to cut some heads off, this is driving my crazy.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What the hell was that?

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

An upgrade

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 8Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Not much better than the first one.

[ - ] pixiesticksGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*submit *stories *I'm *going to *me

[ - ] ElricGood: 13Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

You're fucking stupidity is driving me crazy. We DO submit average stories, but the fucktards who vote keep clicking 'No.' on them so they don't get through. You need to learn more about the system before you complain about our actions.

[ - ] stephnora1Good: 5Bad: 172 years, 2 months ago

Oh weird, then maybe it's because the non-average stories are FUNNY! and more people like them, then the amount of people who don't like them.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Oh, how convenient; MyLifeIsG isn't available, so I can't direct you there anymore.

[ - ] ElricGood: 11Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

They aren't funny. They're cliche, unoriginal, and, quite frankly, retarded. Also, I don't mean to offend when I say 'retarded'. If you were offended, I am sorry.

[ - ] uhlizubethGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

the only people who like the unrealistic cliche bullshit are middle schoolers who haven't seen enough of them yet to see how annoying they really are

[ - ] NonagonGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Really? When did you submit your last average post? The problem is the backup in the voting section due to the influx of stories. Nice try.

[ - ] ElricGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

My last average post was 2 months ago.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes. I've submitted two since I've had an account, and had some people pre-vote. And I'm still waiting for them to go up. Assuming they will with this hacker trash going on.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I am really confused as to what's going on...

[ - ] stephnora1Good: 1Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

dumb ass people being annoying. that's whats going on

[ - ] dand223Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Aren't we all?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Minor Technical Difficulty

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Hacker.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Is anyone actually interested in a site with a better servers and no cliche stories where you need to make an account to participate? I actually made one in January, and it's still running.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm about to head out for a bit. Hopefully this will have improved a little when I get back.

[ - ] lovechaosx3Good: 2Bad: 212 years, 2 months ago

meh. all the average stories at the beginning of this site were all BORING. who wants to hear about someone wahsing their car,or doing their laundry? if all of you poeple here wanna make this back into an "average" site, then all the people who post actually FUNNY things on here sh0uld make a new site...we could call it mylifeisaver-awesome.com :D

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

What was being posted on this site before was what the site was intended for. Don't get pissy at people wanting to know why the posts don't match the site criteria.

[ - ] RawrWafflesGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

A revolution is happening on MLIA

[ - ] lovechaosx3Good: 2Bad: 202 years, 2 months ago

meh. all the average stories at the beginning of this site were all BORING. who wants to hear about someone washing their car,or doing their laundry? if all of you people here wanna make this back into an "average" site, then all the people who post actually FUNNY things on here should make a new site...we could call it mylifeisaver-awesome.com i corrected my mistakes on spelling and stuff. :)

[ - ] sugersychoGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Which ones are the average ones?

[ - ] pbjotter123Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

i love this. it's called my life is average for a reason.

[ - ] raainingskittlesGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Why are all these 'I miss the old MLIA' posts all of sudden being posted?

[ - ] mater4life69Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Because dumb shits changed the original classy MLIA, and there is not any funny stories left, unless you go back 2500 pages ago. Everything is now twilight harry potter ect ect.

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

you need a mix of both, I started reading in december and all the stories are funny. I was voting on submissions and i clicked YES on avg. stories but it didn't get posted. I made and account today; if anything is going to chane I think that the page turner should go 1-9, 10-19, 20-29 etc. so you can skip all the stories you read and read new ones. Click YES for average stories if you want them

[ - ] naturegirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

change*

[ - ] stephrufflesGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

can someone give me an example of an average story? thanks

[ - ] LizTwilightGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I read a book. MLIA

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I woke up and saw that I had a few more minutes to sleep. I couldn't fall back asleep so I got up and took a shower. MLIA

[ - ] mater4life69Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I walked down the street and made sure not to step in any crack's, in case I broke my mum's back. MLIA

[ - ] crabbyabby1104Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I think that you needmore funny average stories, but u still need a couple of odd/different stories mixed in. Good luck !

[ - ] LindsayL0V3Good: 11Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I think we should have a mix of funny stories AND average ones. I like them both! Everyone has had exciting things happen to them at least once.. So doesn't that make the exciting stories average too? You don't have to say, "Today I made ramen noodles and they were okay. MLIA" to be average. Sometimes, teachers are crazy and strangers are cool. Just because a story is surprising doesn't mean it's always a fake (although there are quite a few that are). If we start arguing, we'll be worse than the mylifeistwilight people... Don't let that happen!

[ - ] powderedmilkGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

tl;dr

[ - ] Dfrank2003Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] 7331masterGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] LizTwilightGood: 6Bad: 172 years, 2 months ago

Who wants to read stories about people eating toast or stuff like that? It's boring. I like the stories that are on here now.

[ - ] uhlizubethGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

who wants to hear about people playing with nerf guns over 8 times in only 2 pages?

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

If you don't like it, then face the facts. It's called MyLifeIsAVERAGE, people! Dumbasses.

[ - ] DyarGood: 1Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

Ditto LindsayLOV3

[ - ] BellaStar2322Good: 7Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

I Average'd this. This site is supposed to be average, and average is something that happens to everyone. A riddle you can't answer. A food you ate. A stair you tripped on. Average, right? If you have an awesome story, go to another site. If you have a made-up story, don;t post it anywhere, it's not worth our time.

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm so glad this made it!!!! But what's weird is that unaverage stories keep getting posted...but there's a lot more averages...whatever.

[ - ] OptimusCaitGood: 0Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Thank you LizTwilight for your average story, loved it. I vote average.

[ - ] idc_its_funnyGood: 6Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

Don't act like you all don't enjoy reading some fake stories. Some are pretty darn hilarious. But, some ridiculous ones are annoying. But in general, WHO CARES?

[ - ] SargrothGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1824914

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

This actually got through! This has been hiding for a while :)

[ - ] Dfrank2003Good: 5Bad: 122 years, 2 months ago

I "meh'ed" it. Average stories suck. I love the irony on MLIA.

[ - ] ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Then you can go to mylifeisironic.com.

[ - ] gneissisniceGood: 3Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

Dude, are the obnoxious guy that just had around 5 stories posted saying how much this site sucks now that people are posting less average stories? Cause there's been like 5 MLIAs in a row that were all whiny posts similar to yours. True or not, average or not, the stories here are entertaining. If you dont like it, dont read the site.

[ - ] heytheredevonGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

The site wasn't meant for it though. Read the first pages of MLIA. It's about things that happen in everybody's lives. "Today, I brushed my teeth. MLIA" Boring to you, but average to everybody.

[ - ] gneissisniceGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Not that is was boring, I enjoyed those stories too. But either way, the stories are funny and entertaining, though the site has turned to more random, unaverage stories.

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 3Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

yea its average, but reading that is a waste of time.

[ - ] katyE9Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

On the FAQ, it says, and I quote: "This site is meant to be moderately amusing". Them average ones? They aren't amusing.

[ - ] SharpieKoolGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

yes they happen to everyone thats why no one wants to hear them, if the administrators wanted this site to be your kind of 'average,' then they wouldn't have a team of monkeys helping them (FAQ page) Maybe its just me but that doesn't seem like your average

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 1Bad: 122 years, 2 months ago

i like the weird ones. they r the funny ones r then ones how do u enjoy this "Today i ate a apple" yep thats entertaining not

[ - ] spectacledbearGood: 10Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

everybody who likes UNAVERAGE stories on my life is AVERAGE is obviously on the wrong website. sorry.

[ - ] TangerineJuiceGood: 6Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

I like the weird ones, and they're what got me on this site, but the same thing over and over is getting annoying.

[ - ] SharpieKoolGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I agree

[ - ] lkjggfsGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

You could do both though, why not have a laugh or two while reading funny ones?PLus who wants to see a site that says "Today, I had an apple"?

[ - ] uhlizubethGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

A user of Mlig originally made this site as a joke. The first page of course is boring things. but after then average- but funny things were posted. Check on "best of the year" and you'll see the REAL mlia's like "Today I had rice. I'm asian. MLIA" see what I'm saying?

[ - ] gloom_joyGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Ummm... I like both. I feel like all you decisive people are going to yell at me.

[ - ] drgreghouseGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I agree.

[ - ] katyE9Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

OMG I love your username :)

[ - ] ireallydonthaveanameGood: 7Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Imo, the site it great either way. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

true dat

[ - ] lkjggfsGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

And I want to point out most of the averages are from clicking yes in the "Vote on Submissions"

[ - ] kmskk777Good: 6Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

I don't understand why you'd like things to be boring. You can't tell me you'd like to sit around for hours reading "Today, I sat on a bench. It was nice. MLIA" as opposed to "Today I saw a guy dressed up as batman chasing a guy dressed up as the joker. He then attacked him to the ground and started tickling him. MLIA" I find these stories to be inspiring, and a way to bring those people together... who aren't afraid to have a laugh in life and step out of their element. Bring on the unaverage!

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 2Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

agree!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] katyE9Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Why did people 'bad' that?

[ - ] iRule2012Good: 8Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I clicked neither Average nor Meh. I win.

[ - ] courtneymGood: 3Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

UNAVERAGE! :D

[ - ] DyarGood: 6Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I think its just a website dont make it a life or death situation just dont vote for nonaverage ones if you dont want them posted its that simple and plus I understand that the site is called my life is average but still who wants to read "I ate a sandwich" 30 times. I understand your complaint but its not a big deal I personally think the website should have both.

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Agreed. It's just a Web site. Anyway, the point of the site used to be that life is normal. The new objective is that awesome things can happen to a person with an average life. And how is that a crime?

[ - ] NalisonGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Because the awesome things don't usually happen so they're not techinically average. But I see your point.

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 5Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Yes . . . however, the site is called My LIFE Is Average, not "Things In My Life Are Average." We all have pretty normal lives, with the occasional random bit of fun mixed in. And that is the magic of the current MLIA.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Stop with your nonsense spam sh*t!

[ - ] DevocGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I did BOTH!

[ - ] dude1818Good: 3Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

The boring ones are boring, as is this story. Anything that breaks the fourth wall shouldn't be on MLIA.

[ - ] midas821Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Oh i see what you're doing... sneaky. Don't worry I won't tell ;)

[ - ] getcitywaterGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I admit, there's way too many of some stories, like the nerf gun ones and (Lord bless my soul) The Harry potter ones even. Not all of them, but some are getting pretty redundant. What I personally like are the ironic posts, those always give me a laugh. I don't think it's gotten quite that terrible though. What I want to know is how it even happened. XD

[ - ] MarshmallowLuvGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Actual comment on the actual post, which will actualy make me seem like an actual moron. I actually appreciate both. But some of the non-average ones kind of make me feel bad for not liking everything the "average" person likes (Example: I don't like Harry Potter and can't stand the sight of the Waldo posts). I think the main problem with the unaverage posts is that they occassionally act like you're uncool if you don't appreciate them... whereas truly average stories can be appreciated by all. Plus, I really don't like reading "Best. Insert object here. EVER." At all. On the other hand, some of the unaverage stories truly entertain me, though it can go eitehr way for sure.

[ - ] fliffanyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That was fun! It was like riding the bus in grade school. "If you like the color green.. raise your hand!"

[ - ] Bravo1560Good: 9Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Some of the newer, not-so-average posts are good, but I'd still prefer to have the old MLIA back. Average'd.

[ - ] candycaneGood: 1Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

there's nothing interesting about being boringly average! "Today, I put on pair of socks. MLIA." NO. we need these other great stories that make our lives "average." that make us smile, because maybe it doesnt exactly fit our own personal definition of average. not crap about socks.fun things, that happen in OUR AVERAGE everyday lives. but seriously, people really need to stop posting things that didnt happen. it takes away from the averageness.

[ - ] AngelsrmGood: 1Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

I agree completely. Stop being b*****'s

[ - ] NalisonGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Honey, you need to go make a cite called My LifeIsUnrealistic if you think that the stories about people dressing up as ninjas and lightsaber battles with teachers are average. Reality is that those things do not happen to most people during many times in their lives, making them unaverage. Maybe they happen to the OP everyday but that is an abnormalty, 1 out of 100, which is NOT average. Maybe "Today, I put on socks. MLIA" isn't funny, but it is average- anyway show me ONE post that is like that. So mess up another website with your unrealistic-crap!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Seriously, get the f*ck out, you f*cking noob. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the f*cking site!

[ - ] AngelsrmGood: 1Bad: 132 years, 2 months ago

You are all stupid, the ones that are FUNNY are the good ones. I HATE the ones that say, "Today I got up and ate cereal. MLIA." Average is being old but loving little kid things, that is average and you all are boring people, go make a site that says MyLifeIsBoring, stop boring up MLIA!!!

[ - ] NalisonGood: 12Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Honey, you need to go make a cite called My LifeIsUnrealistic if you think that the stories about people dressing up as ninjas and lightsaber battles with teachers are average. Reality is that those things do not happen to most people during many times in their lives, making them unaverage. Maybe they happen to the OP everyday but that is an abnormalty, 1 out of 100, which is NOT average. Maybe "Today, I put on socks. MLIA" isn't funny, but it is average- anyway show me ONE post that is like that. So mess up another website with your unrealistic-crap!

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 1Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

i ttly agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] ilovecandy786Good: 1Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

with angelsrm

[ - ] pixiesticksGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Um you do realise that it's called AVERAGE, and you're complaining that average things are being posted in the wrong place. This was created as MLIA for average things... so if names worry you so much, go on something that doesn't make you a raging hypocrite.

[ - ] megwashereGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

The old MLIA seems to be returning, eh?

[ - ] texas88123Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

well if we turn this to a aveage site then we need MLINA- My Life Is Not Average also

[ - ] rose_of_noonvaleGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I think it would be cool if we could combine the two- those average events that become unaverage when something unexpected happens. The obviously fake ones are annoying, but I do like it when I hear the juxtaposed things that happen in people's lives.

[ - ] which1spink9Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hmm. Lots of anti-unaverage posts today. Revolution on the horizon? I think so.

[ - ] ILikeToEatOrangesGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

To all the people who think they are cool by posting stupid cliches, maybe you should consider reading this first: http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 7Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

Dear MLIAers: This Web site is NOT called "My Life's Events Are Average." The site is called "My LIFE Is Average." That's what makes the weirder stories so special. You see, if someone led a life where ninjas constantly popped out at them, or where inanimate objects did strange and magical things every day, that wouldn't be an average life. The reason that so many of these stories are appropriate for MLIA is because we know these people wouldn't normally go through those funny/odd things. You know why? Because their lives are AVERAGE. See my point?

[ - ] roxamania96Good: 1Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

You are a genius. ^^^^^^^HEY EVERYBODY!! READ THIS COMMENT!!! ^^^^^^^ aka the one above mine.

[ - ] avidskierdude33Good: 0Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

ditto

[ - ] Lmpfapo1Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

But it's funny if you can relate to the story. I can't relate to a ninja flying into a dinosaur's mouth (imagining that did make me chuckle though).

[ - ] uhlizubethGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I think that people took the idea of having an occasioanly cool thing happen to them into making up fake shit and cliches that been used up

[ - ] 2ManyTeardropsOnMyGuitarJust4UGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

OMG that is GENIUS and it makes TOTAL sense! I 10000% agree with you!!! ^^^^READ ABOVE^^^^^^

[ - ] 2ManyTeardropsOnMyGuitarJust4UGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

I'm talking about the comment standtogether wrote!!! ^^^^^standtogether^^^^^^^^^^

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Once again, f*ck you.

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You're telling people you don't know to go fuck themselves? What exactly do you do with your life? Does anyone like you? I know I don't have any positive feelings toward people who swear at strangers. Or anyone, for that matter.

[ - ] MyLifeIsNOTClicheGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Wow. Just wow. What has this site come to?

[ - ] babyzaza506243Good: 0Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

1. You can't expect everyone that ever reads this website to either catch this or vote on it, so the experiment is flawed. 2. Please make this new website, so that we don't have to hear any more of this shit that you guys are talking about. No one gives a flying fuck about what you guys think. We just want to read our favorite stories. If you don't like to laugh, don't make me want to come beat the living shit out of you. Unless you're a female. I don't hit females. 3. No number three. Writer is too damn pissed.

[ - ] healtheworldGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Paul! I think I told you! I'm a lover, not a fighter!

[ - ] ireallydonthaveanameGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

The only reason why people post these "magical" stories of ninjas and such is because their lives are so average it was just something that stuck out. Let's be honest, people with way above (or below for that matter) lives couldn't care less about what old people say, this is a site for the appreciation of something that is rarely noticed. Once again "Ain't broke, don't fix it"

[ - ] LalalalmfaoGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

i'm confuzzled ....................................... :S

[ - ] TikkiTikkiTemboGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I started reading MLIA sometime last summer and loved it. The posts started getting worse and worse, and after a few months of horrible stories I was ashamed to come to the site. So I stopped. I've checked it a few times since then and the stories still sucked until today. It's gotten somewhat average again, and I approve of this story. :)

[ - ] TheHappyPersonGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I don't really know. I don't think that all of these crazy stories are fake, but I do think that people think that the only way to get stories posted on here now is to make these stories about ninjas and stuff. Which is funny. In moderation. But when every other post is about the same old things, they get irritating. I love the earlier stories, and I don't think they're boring at all. I totally agree with standtogether. The main thing that bugs me is the fact that people have to lie in order to seem non-average...on an *average* site. People should just post the funny, true, average things that happen in their life. And this comment is a lot longer than I expected it to be so I'm stopping now...

[ - ] wobbuffettGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

There's NOTHING that beats a well-crafted average story. They are every bit as entertaining as the unaverage submissions. MLIA should be amount of reminding us of the small things we do in life that link us together.

[ - ] ShooeyshushuGood: 7Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

I don't get it! Just as a lot of people suggested, I went back 200 pages to see the "good old MLIA's". The first was about Miley Cyrus. Then one about ninjas. So I went back 1000 pages. Another about Miley Cyrus, snowball fights, and funny stuff that could easily be made up. Then, 1800 pages. Same thing. What am I missing here? All that's different is the "BEST. TEACHER. EVER." "MADE. MY. DAY." and stuff. Is that the real problem? Not the funniness but the cliche endings?

[ - ] Lmpfapo1Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Go back to the first page. Then you will learn.

[ - ] averageashtonGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Thank you for posting this. I was getting super (but not too super) irritated with all the crap about forty year old's coloring ninjas and little kids hating Hanna Montana.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 1Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

AVERAGE STORIES ARE BORING!! Even if the not-so-average stories are fake (which im not saying they are), they're funny and actually, right about now, there my only happiness in life. i say keep the not-so-average stories, or make a new site for them so the average stories have a site and the not-so-average ones have a site

[ - ] Lmpfapo1Good: 8Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I disagree. I mean, I find the overused, cliche, "I dressed as a ninja and met up with my teacher. He gave me a high five. Coolest Teacher Ever! MLIA" boring. This however, "Today, I made a joke about blondes. There was a blonde there. No one cared. MLIA" THAT, I can relate to. So I laugh. Sure, Dinosaurs and ninjas are cool, but fuck, these stories get boring as shit. They're all the same.

[ - ] 2ManyTeardropsOnMyGuitarJust4UGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

i totally agree with you, average stories are boring. even though the awesome stories may be made up, at least they are funny and they give us something to laugh about. we dont want mlia's to be "today I didn't eat breakfast. MLIA" That's not funny, and this is what they want.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

F*ck you.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

And go read this and stick it into your pea-sized brain: http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Poor baby, you must have been neglected as a child. Go take a shower and a long nap, then get some hot cocoa. It'll all be okay. People will love you for the first time in your life. xx

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I've been loved all my life. It's just this debate that's making me mad. Also, stop with your sarcasm. It's annoying. We need to end this argument. Then it'll all go away.

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm sorry if my sarcasm annoyed you. But please don't tell me or anyone else "Fuck you," it's even more annoying. Ending the argument . . . NOW.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Okay.

[ - ] uhlizubethGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I am so sick of all the people that are new to hear turning the site into what it wasn't even meant to be. I rarely come here anymore.. tfln is better

[ - ] 2ManyTeardropsOnMyGuitarJust4UGood: 10Bad: 92 years, 2 months ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT AVERAGE STORIES!? WE ALL HAVE AVERAGE LIVES SO I GO ON HERE TO READ FUNNY STORIES THAT MAKES ME LAUGH. AVERAGE STORIES DO NOT MAKE ME LAUGH, SO I DISAGREE WITH THIS. WE SHOULD CONTINUE WITH OUR AWESOME STORIES!!! GOOD THIS IF YOU AGREE.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Funny =/= Average. This site is called MyLifeIsAVERAGE. Get the f*** out.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

@2ManyTeardropsOnMyGuitarJust4U: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT CLICHE STORIES!? THEY'RE SO FRICKIN' ANNOYING AND REPETITIVE THAT THEY'RE NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE! AND GO READ THIS! http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] deathcab4bootyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

there is an average site. www.mlistillaverage.com it's not my site so don't think im promoting it but i read it every day and love it there's still some funny stories on mlia every once and a while but they're few and far between.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 3Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

YOU PEOPLE THAT DO NOT ENJOY THE APPARENTLY "CLICHE" STORIES ARE SOUL-LESS!!! YOU HAVE NO HUMOUR!!! FIND A DIFFERENT SITE TO RUIN AND GO THERE, LEAVE MLIA THE WAY IT BECAME, WITH ALL THE NINJAS, DINOSAURS, AND WALDO A PERSON COULD WANT!!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Funny =/= Average. Also, cliches get repetitive and ruin the point of the freakin' site. This site is called MyLifeIsAVERAGE. Get the f*** out.

[ - ] standtogetherGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

AGAIN, this site isn't called My Life's Events Are Average. It's My LIFE Is Average. If something cool happens to you once in the midst of your average life, don't you want to share it?

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

And read the fucking page to refresh your memory: http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] triforceofsaraGood: 7Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Immaturity seems to have plauged this forum, hasn't it?

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Cliche defenders seem to have plagued this comment section, right?

[ - ] triforceofsaraGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I agree with you almost wholeheartedly, but really, the point is to post average stories. And ignore the guy who boxes with cereal boxes. They just collapse when you recycle them anyway.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Fuck you. But finally, someone gets the point of the site! Now if only we can get K-Dubs in here...

[ - ] stephrufflesGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

chill out dude. don't you have anything better to do than cuss people out over the internet?

[ - ] MyLifeIsNOTClicheGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Most sites, including the ones I visit the most, at my school, are blocked. I visit this site after I get done with my work.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] RicwulfGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I believe that by commenting, and not voting, I'm saying that I don't care. Both are really awesome, and both can be really lame.

[ - ] CoreyferlandGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

http://mlistillaverage.tumblr.com/page/2 go there, finally some really average stories leave mlia to the tards who want the cliche and yes i am using tard in a non offensive way, we all want our average stories back so if they dont get posted here go to this site for average

[ - ] ThatReallyJustHappenedGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Honestly, stop complaining. Voting "Average" or "Meh" won't change anything. You're just wasting people's time by having them read this. If you want something done then your post should have said something along the lines of "Hey everyone, go to the 'vote on submissions' tab and vote for the boring kind of stories like the ones on the first pages instead of the posts that actually make this site funny/interesting." Because this isn't about the site moderators/administrators doing anything. The stories that get put up are the ones that the majority vote on. So stop complaining.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

The "majority" has no idea what they're doing. http://mylifeisaverage.com/about

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

And still, they bad my posts to oblivion. Those undereducated troglodytes, I'll get them someday...

[ - ] My_Life_Is_Also_AverageGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm still confused...

[ - ] mandathaGood: 2Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

nobody wants to read average crap!!! its not entertaining!!!!! and your comment is seriously just a waste of time for those of us who actually want to read oh, i dont know.......STUFF THATS ENTERTAINING!!! more entertaining than "today i used the blow dryer until my hands were fully dry for the first time instead of wiping them on my pants. i felt accomplished" that is the kind of stuff that no one gives a crap about

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Screw you. You, along with about 100 other people, are ruining this site.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

i agree mandatha. *NOBODY* WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT SOMEONES AVERAGE ASS LIFE, WE ALL HAVE THEM!! WE NEED ENTERTAINING STORIES TO INTEREST US AND KEEP US COMING BACK, NOT STUFF WE CAN EXPERIENCE BASICALLY EVERY DAY BY BUT A WHIM OF CHOICE!! THE AVERAGE-DESIRING PEOPLE SHOULD JUST MIGRATE TO FML.....STOP RUINING THE SITE YOU SOUL-LESS, HUMOUR-LESS PEOPLE!!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

STOP RUINING THE SITE YOU CLICHED, UNORIGINAL PEOPLE! GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

FUCK YOU BOXWITHBOXES, WE NEED HUMOUR, NOT SHITTY ASS POSTS....GO BACK TO FML AMUSEMENT-HATERS

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

FUCK YOU AVERAGEENOUGH, WE NEED AVERAGE-NESS, NOT SHITTY ASS CLICHES... GO TO MYLIFEISG AVERAGENESS-HATERS

[ - ] britishpersonGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

y dont u go 2 this site? http://mlistillaverage.tumblr.com/ now leave MLIA ALONE!!!!!!

[ - ] MyLifeIsNOTClicheGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Why don't you use proper grammar? Now leave MLIA alone!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

All we are saying, is give peace a chance...

[ - ] Inkheartfans169Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

DDX I can't decide. I like 'em both.

[ - ] britishpersonGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I like the funny "lies". They make me laugh. But if you want to be "average" go onto this site: http://mlistillaverage.tumblr.com/ so now will people stop posting stories about how they want it to be more average... THATS boring, even if the average stuff isn't.

[ - ] gnarlydinoGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

this is pathedic !!! i hate reading MLIA anymore because the stories are not average, they are stupid, this site used to make me laugh and now it just bores me !!! GOOD AVERAGE STORIES UNITE!!!!!!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You know what's also pathetic? Your grammar.

[ - ] stephrufflesGood: 7Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

"today i pet my cat. He was soft. MLIA" hope everyone thought that was enjoyable

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Dude, MLIG is shit, plain old shit, it has little humour, stories of goodness and stuff, but little humour. fml can end up depressing if your not some douche bag that laughs at peoples misfortune and mlia was good till the average-ness came back, seriously, listen to britishperson, please just go to the http://mlistillaverage.tumblr.com/ site and leave the humour of mlia's apparently "cliche" stories alone. You've got 2 average site, we who like the good stories (not-so-average) have but one. average-ness is too common in life, we dont need to hear about some one drying their hands or petting a cat and then describing said cat. There is peace to be found her and said peace can be found by the actual average-desiring going to the other of there 2 option sites and leave us to "cliche" this place up and cheer people up

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

But it's frustrating...this was created for AVERAGE people and the first posts were from AVERAGE people and we shouldn't have to leave for NON-AVERAGE people.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Yes, but, you people be having 2 sites as to which you could view your apparently humourous average stories. Whilst we who like to view the not-so-average stuff have not a place to go where we may achieve the viewing of actual *good* humour thats not all about sex or something as to that direction......Plus ill track you people down with the help of the polar bear i hath tamed and persuade you to leave, whilst drinking the nectar of my country, maple syrup. And btw, I am an average Canadian, but I enjoy not-so-average humour.

[ - ] MyLifeIsNOTClicheGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Learn to use the reply button.

[ - ] Brit1228Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I love your username XD

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

MLIG. NAR. IMMD. CTPS.

[ - ] stinastarshipGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I liked the "not-average" stories, really. and no one want s to read stories like the old MLIA stories. don't complain, leave us people who want some humor and fun in our lives alone. really.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Or, you can go to MLIG, IMMD, FML, or CTPS, where you really should go.

[ - ] Brit1228Good: 5Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Guys, no body gives a crap about funny or entertaining on this site, it's supposed to be AVERAGE, not awesome. Go make MyLifeIsCliche or MyLifeIAwesome but take that stuff somewhere else, some ppl enjoy average storie and the reason I haven't been on this so long is because of the cliches. I'm "meh"ing every cliche I see now unless it makes me laugh.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Im thinking there are quite a few people that care about entertaining on this site, why do you think there are over 2000 not-so-average posts?? take your average-ness to http://mlistillaverage.tumblr.com/

[ - ] NoJustNoGood: 5Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

The "average" stories are lame. If you think anybody really cares you really need a life, they should make a website for youcalled MyLifeIsLame. I fell in love with this websites becuase of the great stories and yes people reallly need to stop faking them and get new ideas, I hate the repeative ones, but the good ones that great ones where everything turned out great and was a unforgetable experience, thoise are the ones i want to read, I DO NOT care if you ate toast instead of grilled cheese. Please, Just just give me my website back D:

[ - ] LKBMGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Your website? I think you have it backwards.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

"but the good ones that great ones where everything turned out great and was a unforgetable experience" That's not the point of this site. It's called my life is AVERAGE for a reason.

[ - ] TheBoredPersonGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Do half of you READ ALL the newer posts! They're all the fucking same! Don't you know what cliches are?!

[ - ] stephrufflesGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

can everyone just chill out and enjoy the site? Jeez over react much

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 1Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

sorry, but its a little difficult to enjoy it when people make it boring as hell with their average stories

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

"with their average stories" WTF? That's the point.

[ - ] LKBMGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I prefer average and oppose stupid polls.

[ - ] TheHappyPersonGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I find it funny that some of these people are yelling (a.k.a, writing in caps) about how they hate to read about the average stories. Please look at the name of the website. And ask yourself why you are on this site.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

due to the fact that when we came here, the stories were actually interesting and funny, not talking about absolutely pointless average stuff anyone can achieve any day

[ - ] TheBoredPersonGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Truthfully most people's lives aren't like the posts here everyday, thus making it UNaverage. The pointless stuff is what happens in any regular persons day making it average.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Im talking bout the boring ones (the ones of the first pages and the ones that are making an unfortunate come-back), they describe boring everyday stuff that can be achieve by many a person, not the unaverage ones. sorry for the confusion there

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

"not talking about absolutely pointless average stuff anyone can achieve any day" <-- THAT'S WHAT THIS SITE IS ABOUT! AVERAGE, POINTLESS STUFF!

[ - ] a_rocket_to_the_moonGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

MLIA is finally getting back to being average. It feels like we just had some sort of cyber movement.

[ - ] vampirechic1117Good: 2Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

I HATE the boring ones! its the random, unexpected things that just kinda make your life complete, or in other words, AVERAGE! isn't it?!?!?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

"random" and "average" are not synonyms. And the "boring" ones are the ones that ARE MEANT FOR THIS SITE!

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No...I don't know. How do you figure?

[ - ] jake3343Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

The ironic part is that this story isn't even average.

[ - ] pixiesticksGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

The funny part is that I made this post just to see if I could get people to attack each other. Needless to say... we learned about human nature today.

[ - ] averagenoughGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Dick move, but, I do respect your theory, rather interesting thought. Seriously tho, the average stories suck balls....UNAVERAGENE STORIES FTW!!!

[ - ] stairwellGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

If you don't like average stories on My Life Is AVERAGE, then go elsewhere. Seriously. This site isn't meant to share about how your teacher said "That's what she said" while talking to your Best dad EVER and two people dressed as ninjas are in the background fighting with each other. Oh, and I'll throw in a little girl who hates Miley Cyrus while I'm at it. Entertaining =/= Average. However, I do think that we should throw in some comic relief now and again. And to the people cursing each other out, all I have to say is: "This is srs bzns."

[ - ] pcmmkellyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You are not testing a theory!! You are testing a hypothesis. Therefore I will not take part in you scam of an operation.

[ - ] duuuuudeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

There are more posts complaining about this site than actual average quotes. The readers are the ones who monitor what quotes get onto the site. So stop posting these and submit average quotes!

[ - ] opalqueanGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Honestly I don't have a huge problem with the non-average stories, I think a lot of them are funny. I like the average ones more, but having both seems like a nice compromise. What I do have a problem with is the cliches. Seriously, can we kill Harry Potter/Twilight/ninjas/Walmart/Best.X.Ever! already?

[ - ] TwilightSucksButtGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Who likes non-average stories? Actually, who would even SUBMIT them OR vote for them?

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Average is does not mean lame and boring. A lot of everyday moments can be funny and entertaining, and are much more interesting to read about than overused cliches, in my opinion.

[ - ] garagesaleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Please forgive the grammar in the first sentence.

[ - ] xonicoleGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

most of the stories on this site are more, mylifeisawesome, not mylifeisaverage. basically all the stories are harry potter vs twilight, google vs yahoo (google wins), walmart adventures, people's ninja abilities, etc. but i lke em :)

[ - ] hwruGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

me 2

[ - ] gofrostyGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I personally the like the funny spontaneous stuff. Not the stupid crap that is obviously made up and not the really old boring stuff but the middle. The stuff that is obviously possible and very funny at the same time should be the only stuff on here and thats that!

[ - ] harrypotterfreak24Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

i agree completely!

[ - ] kingdomkingGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

what if we like both?

[ - ] alex_reconciledGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1891655 Is this average?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeah.

[ - ] I_named_my_guitar_lilyGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Today, I realized that many of the stories on MLIA are not average. I also realized that stories about the stories being unaverage are twice as annoying as unaverage stories. MLIA

[ - ] harrypotterfreak24Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

ireally love MLIA completely and i don't prefer any type of story over another! =]

[ - ] hwruGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

you go girl. wait... r u a guy?

[ - ] daley23Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i clicked both.

[ - ] who123Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Can't anyone see that these people just read the comments and try to get as many 'averages' as possible?

[ - ] eviexoloveGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

.... I don't get it. Do you mean the ones that are actually average a.k.a "Today I ate an apple," or the awesome ones a.k.a "Today I had an epic fight to the death with 6 light savers, 4 wooden swords, 12 rulers, a poke ball, half my math class, and my new favorite teacher"?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

The new stories aren't average.

[ - ] ChalengerXGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Most people blindly click average... so all of these "tests" fail.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I miss the old posts.

[ - ] rachkapchewGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 6 months ago

Well, who wants to read "Today I brushed my teeth and went to work."?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 6Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I do.

[ - ] hwruGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

what do u mean?

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