MyLifeIsAverage

Hey u...

Go jack off with some tweezers.

hay is for horses and chickens and hens! high five me 3 times and i'll grant you your wish! 123! bock bock bock bock bock bock bock!

hay is for horses and chicken and fish! hit me 3 times and i'll triple your wish! bockabockabockabockabockabockabock!

Have I missed something? I is confoosed....

But it looks more than average.

It appears we have three new spammers.

SPORKS ON THE READY, PEOPLE!

^its the second one, meheartu forgot about the fish lol.

For all those who are confused, this was from SNL

eek no! don't spork me! i'm not new and im not a spammer! its from SNL and i was correcting the person b4 me!

Me too. This sounds so fake. I mean think about it, if you're an adult who's married and cheating on your spouse, and some random teenager comes up to you in the mall and says "I know about the affair", would you believe that teen? No. You wouldn't. Not unless they had some actual evidence would you ever pay them off.

Yup. And I don't see this kid having the balls to do it in the first place.

When did the OP ever say he/she was a teenager?

Smart iLikeHugs

Who says the OP can't be an adult?

But I agree, sounds really fake. :|

He/she just is.

They might just be playing along though. I know I would

I'm still waiting for the dance.

Kinky.

But so true... =P

Aroused? So am I.

clichés are malignant now?!?!?!

Shh, smart ass.

Shh.

By the way, is the B-rad in your name a reference to "Malibu's Most Wanted"? ****ing love that movie.

My name is actually Brad. I had picked up a "hood" persona to make fun of my cousin the same time the movie came out, so the nickname B-rad C. came naturally

you called jtsaverage?

If you think the whole website is a cliche and you don't like it... then stop reading it! I mean seriously.

Hippopotamus?

Hip, hop, a hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop, you dont stop, a rockin to the bang bang boogy say upchuck the boogy, to the rhythm of the boogity beat.

wait, what were we talking about?

'kay, B-rad wins this story.

YAY I WIN!

this was the most average victory i have ever had

YO, B-RAD I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT ( RANDOM NAME) HAD THE MOST AVERAGE VICTORY OF ALLL TIME!

this is my snl monolouge....

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

I love Taylor Swift!!! And I was going for the "Hip Hip Hooray" kinda thing. ;D

lets just pretned my username is random.

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

Steve.

haha thats the first song lyrics i thought of when Keshia said Hippopotamus :D

Don't wilt! *hands you some water and sunshine*

:)

dont worry, I am only eleven, and I always come back! BGL is thirteen. *high five to make you feel better,*

new favortie hobby? i think so.

a trite, stereotyped expression; a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse, as sadder but wiser, or -strong as an ox. -- Dictionary.com's definition

hokum

No. 8 out of 12 women were stupid enough to admit that they cheated on their husbands.

It bothers me nobody slapped this kid.

haha and the fact that the four who said they didn't know what he was talking about could be lying XD

8 out of 12 women that he reported admitted to having an affair. Who knows how many women he asked and even if he only asked 12, it wasn't randomized. Also this idea is in really poor taste.