MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Register | Login


A few weeks ago, the CA in my dorm put up some signs about STDs and pregnancy. One of them said "Abstinence is the only 100% effective way of avoiding pregnancy." One morning I noticed that someone had taped next to it a picture of Mary and Jesus with the caption "99.9%" MLIA.
#1252160 Comments: 22  Vote: Average  7025 Meh 312
Add comment

Comments

Written by AntiNinjaMovement
"But I swear I'm a virgin, Mom!"

"Whoop, must be that God again."
15 days ago
Bad 33 Good


Written by Keshia
LOL, that actually made me laugh, thank-you :D
15 days ago
Bad 2 Good


Written by loserloveletter
AntiNinjaMovement, I lol'd at your comment.

Thank you(:
15 days ago
Bad 0 Good


Written by tinychiccaa
funny, but something exactly like this was on MLIA before.
15 days ago
Bad 4 Good


Written by rachcake1
CA? ASU??
15 days ago
Bad 0 Good


Written by Googleyum
i think i saw a t-shirt with that once :)
15 days ago
Bad 0 Good


Written by patient1989
You have seen it on a shirt before....http://www.snorgtees.com/abstinence9999effective-p-793.html
15 days ago
Bad 2 Good


Written by LiaxJersey12
Sex is the Number 1 cause of babies.
15 days ago
Bad 20 Good


Written by ViaO4
I would hope so.
15 days ago
Bad 3 Good


Written by illandrio101
yes number 2 is the holy sprit
15 days ago
Bad 6 Good


Written by RawrnessX
no it's not, there's just a possible connection between sex and babies. :]
15 days ago
Bad 4 Good


Written by dollface2011
really??? hmmm i thought i was a stork...damn those childrens books lied to me!!
15 days ago
Bad 4 Good


Written by AverageMaxx
I want to high-five the person who put that.
15 days ago
Bad 1 Good


Written by DKG
Genius. The first MLIA that's made me lol in weeks
15 days ago
Bad 2 Good


Written by CJ090
15 days ago
This comment is below average. To view it, click Show / Hide


Written by rroutier
CA?? ISU?!?
15 days ago
Bad 0 Good


Written by misterpotter
Thank you, this made my day.
15 days ago
Bad 0 Good


Written by BandCamp
15 days ago
This comment is below average. To view it, click Show / Hide


Written by MelonCullen13
You gotta love parthenogenesis.
15 days ago
Bad 0 Good


Written by rachcake1
15 days ago
This comment is below average. To view it, click Show / Hide


Written by Riuk88
Epic Win
15 days ago
Bad 0 Good


Written by Lsqwert9
Gotta love Liberty University
14 days ago
Bad 0 Good



Log in to comment or register here.