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Today, I received a call saying that my son had been lying in school, and it had reached a point where he needed to be sent outside. I don't have a son. That kid is a good liar. MLIA.
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Written by Kat33393
I wish I woulda been that clever when I was a kid!
17 days ago


Written by ACDCBigBalls
How do you know he didn't lie about lying?
17 days ago


Written by Happiness
That is one smart kid.
17 days ago


Written by MoonShoesPotter
Haha that kid /wins/. All though whether or not somebody random would cover for him is a bit risk to take... kudos for him! XD
17 days ago


Written by UglyDuckling
17 days ago
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Written by Happiness
People on this site are wayyyy overusing that phrase!
17 days ago


Written by jasminegrrl09
besides, i don't think its fake.
17 days ago


Written by MoonShoesPotter
I dunno I feel like this comment was less of a "fake" being called and more of a cute tribute to the topic of the post...

But eh, I'm not the commenter, so...
17 days ago


Written by jasminegrrl09
Oh MSP I see what you mean.
17 days ago


Written by Hannha
if you're gonna use that phrase, please at least get it right.
17 days ago


Written by BearRiver
xD
17 days ago


Written by yoursubmissionislame
only thing worse than being a liar is being a nazi
17 days ago


Written by jasminegrrl09
heck yes!
17 days ago


Written by slartibartfast
What about a lying nazi? And not all nazis were/are horrible.
17 days ago


Written by MoonShoesPotter
^ This.

Nazi was really just a political party.
17 days ago


Written by slartibartfast
I know... and people just be hatin'.
17 days ago


Written by AvgB-rad
Yeah, the whole slaughter of millions of innocents isn't all that bad. Lets not turn this into a flame war, but don't say things like that. The Nazi party stood for the unification of Germany through the purging of the "unclean". If you see someone murdered and don't do anything, you are directly accountable.
17 days ago


Written by finchie93
The grammar nazi's are the worst...
17 days ago


Written by cinnamon
Grammar nazis are gods.
14 days ago


Written by UglyDuckling
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Written by jasminegrrl09
what?
17 days ago


Written by yoursubmissionislame
I guess ducks can't figure out where the reply button is
17 days ago


Written by albinocheerio
oh snap.
17 days ago


Written by maddyisbelowaverage
Hey now, lets retract the claws.

Err.. I mean, webbed feet?
17 days ago


Written by leakzilla
If you're a furry but your animal of choice is a bird, would that make you a feathery?
16 days ago


Written by danzi
17 days ago
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Written by UglyDuckling
17 days ago
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Written by Smashleyk
Win. That's freaking awesome. And, yes, I did need to use the word "freaking" to get my point across.

No, "bloody" would not have been sufficient, even though I love it when Rupert Grint says "Bloody Brilliant" in Harry Potter.

That is all.
17 days ago


Written by Hannha
17 days ago
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Written by eweezy
17 days ago
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Written by dangercraver
Time to give you 20 bads!
17 days ago


Written by eweezy
17 days ago
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Written by spiralbeach109
Gotta love devious children.
17 days ago


Written by animejen1988
I read that as "gotta love delicious children" when I first glanced at it. I had to take a second look.
17 days ago


Written by JenMarie
haha that's how i read it too!

EDIT: why on earth did I get a "bad"?
17 days ago


Written by shishkabobby
17 days ago
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Written by tententen
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Written by ManiacsRose
I hope that happens to me....
17 days ago


Written by mylifeisrandom
That's brilliant! But unless the kid's teachers are really dumb and don't know to use the parental contact information, I seriously doubt this happened.
17 days ago


Written by MoonShoesPotter
Students fill out the parental contact information at my school, have since around second grade. (Since they wanted us to know our addresses/phone numbers.) Kid easily could have put down fake info.

Not saying that the post is true, but weirder things have happened...
17 days ago


Written by danizipan
It's always possible that the teacher just read the number wrong.
17 days ago


Written by deadon
17 days ago
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Written by Hannha
do you ever give up?

seriously now. stop the spamming and get a hobby. or better yet, a job.
17 days ago


Written by cinnamon
Have you considered that maybe it IS his job?
14 days ago


Written by SuperCara
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Written by sometimearoundmidnight
Haha I love this kid...

I remember a few years ago listening to a radio show and they were talking about sneaky things you did as a kid and this woman called in and said that once when she was in highschool, she got into trouble and the teacher wanted a meeting with her parents. She ended up paying some random guy off the street to pose as her father. Her dad never found out...
17 days ago


Written by jondoe2003
I like it. I hope it is true.
17 days ago


Written by Potassium
HAHAHAHAHAHA love this.
17 days ago


Written by emochick101
lol, i would so do that instead of facing my parents. heck id do that instead of facing anybody.
16 days ago


Written by Churp
Cunning Bastard! ^____^
14 days ago



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