MyLifeIsAverage

*joins you*

I'll supply the potatoes. You can get the super monkeys.

-eats the OP-

-gasp- :O

You're a cannibal too?!

You didn't know?!

Well this is awkward...

I...have a confession to make as well. Let me demonstrate.

-eats you-

-while being devoured-

Well at least it's less awkward now.

I'm gonna go devour the bladder (as OctoPie puts it) next.

I would help with that but it appears that I was just eaten.

Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like to come out with puking, laxatives, or jumping out of my stomach? All are equally painful for me.

Wait, forget that, I'm just going to reset my unresetted clock. TIME TRAVELING ~

I'd say jumping out of your stomach would be the best way for me.

-jumps out of jellobean-

Ouch. That felt like giving birth through my mouth. I will go revel in pain for a few days now. D:

oh man! I missed all the fun!!

*eats tommygirlxxx*

no the fun is just starting

Sadly, it seems that not even repetition will fix it.

This is average, neither good nor bad. This website hosts stories which are neither good nor bad merely average not stories that happen to the common person. FML does not host stories which happen to a fucked person and MLIG does not host stories which happen to a Good person. MLIA is for average stories not average people!!

You realize that if we did go back to the original MLIA's than they would just find something new to complain about?

Do you really want to hear stories like "Today, i had toast for breakfast. MLIA" ?

If you do then get twitter

For the last however many days, I have been reading MLIA and have been complaining about how unaverage the stories are. MLIA

^

Kay, so, people need to shut up, plox.

If you do not like this site then guess what, you do not have to come here. You [as in, the MLIA "I hate unaverage stories" Club] repeating that you hate these stories and wish "MLIA was Average again" just really need to stop complaining. =/

Compliaining is the new cliche (which an accent on the e).

SPAM SPAM SALTY HAM!

lmao so thats what spam tastes like? i never had it before :-/

I don't know. I've heard that it's just like salty ham.

WHO IS GOODING THIS? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS GOODING THIS?!

that sounds gross...honey glazed ham is good :D

WAIT. I just realized...YOU POSTED THIS!

I feel betrayed. :(

Sorry for the excessive use of caps, you caps-sensitive people. AP Euro + late nights = Grumpy kids

Naw, SPAM's actually good.

darkblood1219: obviously like ham -.-

If your story was any good you wouldn't have to post the link on other stories. Your story sucked.

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q188/Roflcopter_Man/Fail/Lolfailboat.jpg

Sorry, I meant that I just realized I was conversing with the poster of the salty ham message.

You can see LittleMissNigel trying to defend the story if you click the link, if you're thinking of what I'm thinking.

OP = Original Poster.