MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I discovered a box in my dad's closet titled "Emergency Box". Inside was $12.52, a pair socks, and 2 plastic lightsabers. I feel secure now. MLIA.

#97311 Comments: 20 Votes: average 4448meh 121Share

[ - ] aml7368Good: 18Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

That is a well-prepared man right there.

[ - ] averageschmo93Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

sort of like drake and josh

[ - ] sleepGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

If you ever get snowed into your house, you will be able to play Star Wars and have enough money to order pizza. That or melt your way out. Huh, now i'm jealous. I wish my dad was that cool.

[ - ] Awesomeness1Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

If they are snowed in, how do they get the pizza?

[ - ] StephaniehorhotaGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Magic.

[ - ] amybeth95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

You have a great dad!

[ - ] staciGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

woot woot go daddy!!!

[ - ] 3noGood: 77Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Maybe the BOX was for emergencies, and its contents were just decoys...

[ - ] LightningLassGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

You. Are. Amazing.

[ - ] 3noGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

I just voted Good to you saying that. Twice.

[ - ] Awesomeness1Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

I love you.

[ - ] whattheheckisMLIAGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

3no, can I marry you? This is the one MLIA-er I seriously would not object to walking down the aisle with.

[ - ] 3noGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Whattheheck, I guess that depends on your gender, what state you live in and if you prefer ninjas.

[ - ] YouAreSillyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Gah. I want your brain. Lol.

[ - ] MissturtleGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Oh my god, my dad has $43.69, a magic 8 ball and a frosty spoon in an emergency box for us.

[ - ] whattheheckisMLIAGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

We have some free oxygen, band-aids, some money, a comb, some soap, and a bunch of paperwork for our dog. We sound like an old lady with 27 cats, but dogs.

[ - ] hemichelsGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

your dad is actually MacGyver...

[ - ] StephaniehorhotaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

My emergency box has canned food and gauze. I feel so lame :|

[ - ] TeapotKatyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Best emergency box ever.

[ - ] BaronMontagueGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

All you need now is a Towel.

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