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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I discovered a box in my dad's closet titled "Emergency Box". Inside was $12.52, a pair socks, and 2 plastic lightsabers. I feel secure now. MLIA.
#97311 Comments: 20 Vote: average 4355 meh 120
aml7368 Good: 18 Bad: 0 5 months ago
That is a well-prepared man right there.
 
averageschmo93 Good: 2 Bad: 0 5 months ago
sort of like drake and josh
 
sleep Good: 10 Bad: 0 5 months ago
If you ever get snowed into your house, you will be able to play Star Wars and have enough money to order pizza. That or melt your way out. Huh, now i'm jealous. I wish my dad was that cool.
 
Awesomeness1 Good: 4 Bad: 0 5 months ago
If they are snowed in, how do they get the pizza?
 
Stephaniehorhota Good: 4 Bad: 0 5 months ago
Magic.
 
amybeth95 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months ago
You have a great dad!
 
staci Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months ago
woot woot go daddy!!!
 
3no Good: 77 Bad: 0 5 months ago
Maybe the BOX was for emergencies, and its contents were just decoys...
 
LightningLass Good: 4 Bad: 0 5 months ago
You. Are. Amazing.
 
3no Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months ago
I just voted Good to you saying that. Twice.
 
Awesomeness1 Good: 4 Bad: 0 5 months ago
I love you.
 
whattheheckisMLIA Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months ago
3no, can I marry you? This is the one MLIA-er I seriously would not object to walking down the aisle with.
 
3no Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months ago
Whattheheck, I guess that depends on your gender, what state you live in and if you prefer ninjas.
 
YouAreSilly Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months ago
Gah. I want your brain. Lol.
 
Missturtle Good: 5 Bad: 0 5 months ago
Oh my god, my dad has $43.69, a magic 8 ball and a frosty spoon in an emergency box for us.
 
whattheheckisMLIA Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months ago
We have some free oxygen, band-aids, some money, a comb, some soap, and a bunch of paperwork for our dog. We sound like an old lady with 27 cats, but dogs.
 
hemichels Good: 4 Bad: 0 5 months ago
your dad is actually MacGyver...
 
Stephaniehorhota Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months ago
My emergency box has canned food and gauze. I feel so lame :|
 
TeapotKaty Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months ago
Best emergency box ever.
 
BaronMontague Good: 2 Bad: 0 5 months ago
All you need now is a Towel.
 
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