MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I found my Batman costume from second grade. Without thinking I put on the mask and cape. Then my mom yelled up the stairs for me to get the mail. Forgetting I still had the costume on I went outside for the mail. While outside I saw my hot neighbor looking out the window at me. Just as I about to walk into my house he came running out with his Robin mask on. I'm in love. MLIA.

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[ - ] ramenoflove42Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

ahahahaaa! nice!!!

[ - ] Maverick41Good: 9Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

oh i wish i had a neighbor that cool!!!

[ - ] nullvalueGood: 30Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Don't you mean "We're going out to dinner tomorrow?"

[ - ] ill-eagleGood: 18Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Batman is awesome but cut that shit out. It's on the verge of becoming the new Waldo (which, incidentally was the new Harry Potter)

[ - ] beccabambiGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I love Harry Potter as much as the next MLIAer, but the HP stuff is old. So is ninja, Waldo, and especially forts... BUT this site wouldn't have a sense of community without these recurring things. I love this story. Hot neighbors are awesome, and very average.

[ - ] JaneDoeyGood: 2Bad: 442 years, 4 months ago

didn't your mother ever tell you complaining gets you nowhere? Grow up and stop bitching, because plenty of other people enjoy the Harry Potter, fort, Waldo, ninja, and Batman MLIAs.

[ - ] beccabambiGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

JaneDoey- why don't you try reading the whole comment before you attack? kay thanks :P

[ - ] JaneDoeyGood: 2Bad: 322 years, 4 months ago

@Beccambi: I DID read the whole post, the fact that you thought I didn't proves that you didn't read all of my post.

[ - ] NightMuseGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

@JaneDoey- Beccabambi commended MLIA for having a sense of community, as we all worship the various things he listed. Quit being a jerk and actually pay attention to what people say yah? Just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean it's bad...

[ - ] lolkGood: 0Bad: 192 years, 4 months ago

you forgot you had a mask on your face, and a cape around your neck?

[ - ] mysterionGood: 0Bad: 252 years, 4 months ago

agreed. i hate to be the pessimistic one but this is WAY to far if you're gonna lie make it believable

[ - ] JaneDoeyGood: 44Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

it's actually a very simple thing to do, after over a 2 years of wearing glasses I forgot I wasn't wearing them and poked myself in the eye on multiple occasions when I first got contacts. And I have also looked for shoes to put on and then realized I was already wearing a pair.

[ - ] weldinggirl87Good: 0Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago

This crap is getting retarded. No one does that. So yeah.

[ - ] laughingdorkGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

This my dear deluded one is not retarded and yes, people do infact do these things.

[ - ] tex3545Good: 0Bad: 142 years, 4 months ago

wait, that means ur a girl who had a batman costume.........

[ - ] xitgirlxragdollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

*cough heteronormative cough*

[ - ] mclark1653Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

He could have been gay too, I loved Batman when I was a kid..

[ - ] JaneDoeyGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

girls can wear batman costumes! My (female) friend was batman for halloween!

[ - ] TrismegustisGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

The Ambiguously Gay Duo!

[ - ] violettagerGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

How is this average/normal?

[ - ] smileyriotGood: 12Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I am all for this. I think it is quite cute. :)

[ - ] beansishereGood: 0Bad: 392 years, 4 months ago

so...you forgot you had a mask on? i dnt mean to sound lyk an FMLer but dude this is as fake as micheal jacksons face XD

[ - ] ThewonkitsGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That's happened to me before, with a batman costume too. Lol. You get used to the feeling of the mask and just sort of forget it's there...

[ - ] RandomBrandonGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Awesome!

[ - ] MoonwalkerGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Did you just make fun of Michael Jackson? Now I know you're a true FMLer. Bad me. Whatever. No one makes fun of the King.

[ - ] bossladybodegaGood: 19Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

oh, did you guys build a fort and call it the batcave afterward too?

[ - ] PipBoyGood: 0Bad: 112 years, 4 months ago

Why are people so sad that they have to make up 'average' stories... It's pathetic.

[ - ] TrismegustisGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

PipBoy, I think your particular brand of trollery would be just as effective on any number of other websites. May I suggest you either start taking your Prozac or go somewhere else?

[ - ] taxiyellowGood: 1Bad: 82 years, 4 months ago

this smells of the fake.

[ - ] ANNIEANVILGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Psh. Its easy to forget things like that. Kind of like when you answer the door in your underwear.

[ - ] bbaybeeGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

If hope you guys go out . You would be the ultimate couple, and no one would know why.

[ - ] lilsantiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

lol i love this story. =]

[ - ] MuffinQueenGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I'd be more interested in someone in a joker costume.. =]

[ - ] MissxSnowyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That is so romantic!

[ - ] hittgirl501Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

he's a keeper. seriously.

[ - ] MeadlingGood: 0Bad: 232 years, 4 months ago

Batman and Robin had a gay pedophile like relationship with each other.

[ - ] lovessk8rsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That is so cute! Seriously though, thats pretty much adorable.

[ - ] WowzGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That's a great story. Happy endings for the win.

[ - ] CITYS69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

(Y) GOLD!

[ - ] missapocalypseGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

How does anyone actually believe this? Even if it didn't have one of the reocurring themes in it, I'd still find it extremely hard to believe.

[ - ] JadedGemini14Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Just one word: score!

[ - ] rainbowtiffanyGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

this is awesome! i just need to find someone that enjoys Harry Potter as much as i do ..

[ - ] SpeedyBasultoGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That is Epic!!! My friend and I were reading this and we were totally laughing and stunned since we've been trying to find someone to be Robin for our party in Gotham which is the theme for our Halloween party. Totally cuteeee and I seriously don't care what anyone say's Batman will never become lame and overrated!!!!

[ - ] justanotherstudentGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

why is there so much hate on this thread?

[ - ] gracevanpeltGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That is insanely cool, you can totally be Batman and Robin ;)

[ - ] hockeygirl101Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

im willing to bet my left butt cheek that this didnt happen.

[ - ] toyzombiedollsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

that made my day

[ - ] shannonryanGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

how can you 'forget' that you was wearing a batman costume..

[ - ] graceaceGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

It's cute, but I was wondering if you are both guys or if batman is a girl and robin is a guy??

[ - ] animalfarm7Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

yay

[ - ] reallife7708Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

that is the cutest thing i've ever heard! why can't my neighbors be that cool!!

[ - ] seanutGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I literally went "aww" at that. The even funnier part is that I'm wearing my Batman cape I got at SixFlags. -internet High-Five-

[ - ] jujubeanGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Is the person in the Batman costume a girl or a guy?

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