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Life is pretty normal today.
Today I found my Batman costume from second grade. Without thinking I put on the mask and cape. Then my mom yelled up the stairs for me to get the mail. Forgetting I still had the costume on I went outside for the mail. While outside I saw my hot neighbor looking out the window at me. Just as I about to walk into my house he came running out with his Robin mask on. I'm in love. MLIA.
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ramenoflove42 Good: 5 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ahahahaaa! nice!!!
 
Maverick41 Good: 9 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh i wish i had a neighbor that cool!!!
 
nullvalue Good: 30 Bad: 1 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Don't you mean "We're going out to dinner tomorrow?"
 
ill-eagle Good: 18 Bad: 1 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Batman is awesome but cut that shit out. It's on the verge of becoming the new Waldo (which, incidentally was the new Harry Potter)
 
beccabambi Good: 9 Bad: 1 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I love Harry Potter as much as the next MLIAer, but the HP stuff is old. So is ninja, Waldo, and especially forts... BUT this site wouldn't have a sense of community without these recurring things. I love this story. Hot neighbors are awesome, and very average.
 
JaneDoey Good: 2 Bad: 44 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
didn't your mother ever tell you complaining gets you nowhere? Grow up and stop bitching, because plenty of other people enjoy the Harry Potter, fort, Waldo, ninja, and Batman MLIAs.
 
beccabambi Good: 9 Bad: 1 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
JaneDoey- why don't you try reading the whole comment before you attack? kay thanks :P
 
JaneDoey Good: 2 Bad: 32 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
@Beccambi: I DID read the whole post, the fact that you thought I didn't proves that you didn't read all of my post.
 
NightMuse Good: 4 Bad: 1 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
@JaneDoey- Beccabambi commended MLIA for having a sense of community, as we all worship the various things he listed. Quit being a jerk and actually pay attention to what people say yah? Just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean it's bad...
 
lolk Good: 0 Bad: 19 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
you forgot you had a mask on your face, and a cape around your neck?
 
mysterion Good: 0 Bad: 25 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
agreed. i hate to be the pessimistic one but this is WAY to far if you're gonna lie make it believable
 
JaneDoey Good: 44 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it's actually a very simple thing to do, after over a 2 years of wearing glasses I forgot I wasn't wearing them and poked myself in the eye on multiple occasions when I first got contacts. And I have also looked for shoes to put on and then realized I was already wearing a pair.
 
weldinggirl87 Good: 0 Bad: 13 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This crap is getting retarded. No one does that. So yeah.
 
laughingdork Good: 10 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This my dear deluded one is not retarded and yes, people do infact do these things.
 
tex3545 Good: 0 Bad: 14 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wait, that means ur a girl who had a batman costume.........
 
xitgirlxragdoll Good: 1 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*cough heteronormative cough*
 
mclark1653 Good: 4 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
He could have been gay too, I loved Batman when I was a kid..
 
JaneDoey Good: 13 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
girls can wear batman costumes! My (female) friend was batman for halloween!
 
Trismegustis Good: 0 Bad: 2 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The Ambiguously Gay Duo!
 
violettager Good: 3 Bad: 1 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How is this average/normal?
 
smileyriot Good: 12 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am all for this. I think it is quite cute. :)
 
beansishere Good: 0 Bad: 39 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
so...you forgot you had a mask on? i dnt mean to sound lyk an FMLer but dude this is as fake as micheal jacksons face XD
 
Thewonkits Good: 6 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's happened to me before, with a batman costume too. Lol. You get used to the feeling of the mask and just sort of forget it's there...
 
RandomBrandon Good: 1 Bad: 1 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Awesome!
 
Moonwalker Good: 9 Bad: 1 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Did you just make fun of Michael Jackson? Now I know you're a true FMLer. Bad me. Whatever. No one makes fun of the King.
 
bossladybodega Good: 19 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh, did you guys build a fort and call it the batcave afterward too?
 
PipBoy Good: 0 Bad: 11 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why are people so sad that they have to make up 'average' stories... It's pathetic.
 
Trismegustis Good: 3 Bad: 0 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
PipBoy, I think your particular brand of trollery would be just as effective on any number of other websites. May I suggest you either start taking your Prozac or go somewhere else?
 
taxiyellow Good: 1 Bad: 8 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this smells of the fake.
 
ANNIEANVIL Good: 6 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Psh. Its easy to forget things like that. Kind of like when you answer the door in your underwear.
 
bbaybee Good: 6 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If hope you guys go out . You would be the ultimate couple, and no one would know why.
 
lilsanti Good: 1 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol i love this story. =]
 
MuffinQueen Good: 8 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'd be more interested in someone in a joker costume.. =]
 
MissxSnowy Good: 3 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is so romantic!
 
hittgirl501 Good: 5 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
he's a keeper. seriously.
 
Meadling Good: 0 Bad: 23 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Batman and Robin had a gay pedophile like relationship with each other.
 
lovessk8rs Good: 1 Bad: 0 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is so cute! Seriously though, thats pretty much adorable.
 
Wowz Good: 1 Bad: 0 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's a great story. Happy endings for the win.
 
CITYS69 Good: 0 Bad: 0 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
(Y) GOLD!
 
missapocalypse Good: 1 Bad: 5 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How does anyone actually believe this? Even if it didn't have one of the reocurring themes in it, I'd still find it extremely hard to believe.
 
JadedGemini14 Good: 1 Bad: 1 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Just one word: score!
 
rainbowtiffany Good: 0 Bad: 2 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this is awesome! i just need to find someone that enjoys Harry Potter as much as i do ..
 
SpeedyBasulto Good: 1 Bad: 0 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is Epic!!! My friend and I were reading this and we were totally laughing and stunned since we've been trying to find someone to be Robin for our party in Gotham which is the theme for our Halloween party. Totally cuteeee and I seriously don't care what anyone say's Batman will never become lame and overrated!!!!
 
justanotherstudent Good: 3 Bad: 0 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
why is there so much hate on this thread?
 
gracevanpelt Good: 1 Bad: 0 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is insanely cool, you can totally be Batman and Robin ;)
 
hockeygirl101 Good: 0 Bad: 2 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
im willing to bet my left butt cheek that this didnt happen.
 
toyzombiedolls Good: 1 Bad: 0 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that made my day
 
shannonryan Good: 0 Bad: 4 5 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
how can you 'forget' that you was wearing a batman costume..
 
graceace Good: 0 Bad: 2 5 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's cute, but I was wondering if you are both guys or if batman is a girl and robin is a guy??
 
animalfarm7 Good: 0 Bad: 1 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yay
 
reallife7708 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that is the cutest thing i've ever heard! why can't my neighbors be that cool!!
 
seanut Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I literally went "aww" at that. The even funnier part is that I'm wearing my Batman cape I got at SixFlags. -internet High-Five-
 
jujubean Good: 0 Bad: 2 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Is the person in the Batman costume a girl or a guy?
 
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