MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] PUNISHER43Good: 10Bad: 813 years ago

today i was walking along the street when i stepped in what appeard to be dog shit, i took off my shoe and smelt it, it was only mud and i kept walking MLIA

[ - ] Way2funnyGood: 65Bad: 382 years, 6 months ago

(413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic. (720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it (514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests (516): im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test (MDT): http://mydrunktexts.com/ - For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone elses entertainment online. ------>>> http://mydrunktexts.com/

[ - ] wilkanGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

to funny wait what is a big wheel?

[ - ] jeffrey540Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

a bigwheel is one of those like...harley davidson things with 3 wheels for like 3 year-olds...lol

[ - ] deliciouscoldbeverageGood: 3Bad: 142 years, 6 months ago

funniest comment ever

[ - ] MollieeGood: 4Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago

Today*,* I* was walking along the street when I* stepped in what appeared* to be dog shit.* I* took off my shoe and smelled* it.* It* was only mud.* I* kept walking.* MLIA.*

[ - ] cakewomanGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

it is actually "smelt"

[ - ] wilkanGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

u could use poo instead of S-word

[ - ] ameliamary95Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

lol

[ - ] MrPyroGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

No mystery for joo

[ - ] Shadowseth13Good: 0Bad: 12 years ago

AWESOME!!!!!!!

[ - ] Jamguitar445Good: 8Bad: 23 years ago

awesome.

[ - ] dangercraverGood: 27Bad: 32 years, 6 months ago

Now THIS is average, unlike these new ninja, harry potter, mystery google trends :[

[ - ] reinboeGood: 26Bad: 23 years ago

adventure was not meant for you

[ - ] maizeragefanGood: 3Bad: 393 years ago

sounds more like an FML

[ - ] smileyGood: 18Bad: 13 years ago

Story Of My Life :] lol

[ - ] kidwithsmileGood: 5Bad: 13 years ago

good one

[ - ] applessauceGood: 5Bad: 542 years, 11 months ago

this is untrue. mystery flavored dum dums are a mixture between 2 flavors so you could not have gotten strawberry. i win.

[ - ] RadarhutGood: 41Bad: 32 years, 9 months ago

well, mr Applessauce, it might have been strawberry and some-other flavor, but it can still taste significantly strawberry flavored! HAHA! Now I win!

[ - ] katroseGood: 16Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

:) it made me smile that you reffered to him as mr. applessauce

[ - ] michhGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

haa thats what i was thinking :)

[ - ] MollieeGood: 0Bad: 92 years, 3 months ago

I hate it when people put smileys in MLIA comments..

[ - ] biochemGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Why? =D

[ - ] mymiddlenameisorangeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

:)

[ - ] bearrunner93Good: 2Bad: 292 years, 7 months ago

No it's not dumbass. I live where their made. And I would know

[ - ] mymiddlenameisorangeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It's true. I did a report on Spangler Candy. So, I am the one who knows.

[ - ] JylertonesGood: 12Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

My Spanish teacher used to give out DUM DUMS, I always chose mystery flavor, it was always Root Beer (about 5 times in a row).

[ - ] oscarGood: 58Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

I learned from "unwrapped" that the mystery flavor is the batch that is created between flavor batches. while they are changing it from strawberry to root beer, the crap that comes out as a mix is "mystery" Little fun fact for ya.

[ - ] cakewomanGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

eww xD

[ - ] shadowofthedayGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 9 months ago

rofl.

[ - ] mjbgirl6192Good: 1Bad: 42 years, 9 months ago

=p

[ - ] nekoxmegGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 9 months ago

haha...fail. that would annoy me soo much

[ - ] longliveketchupGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 9 months ago

FUNNY. Congratulations.

[ - ] lcdempseyGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 8 months ago

awesome

[ - ] sssarahhhGood: 6Bad: 82 years, 8 months ago

mystery dum dums are actually a mix of 2 flavors... but that's ok, your life is still average.

[ - ] erinp08Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

How the heff do you know that??

[ - ] igoonmliaGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 8 months ago

lol i would've gotten the bubblegum flavored

[ - ] ameliamary95Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

or pinapple.

[ - ] life-is-averageGood: 4Bad: 72 years, 8 months ago

omg this MLIA just made my day :D :L

[ - ] arrehsGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

seems like a win/win to me

[ - ] AboutMyPinkBlanketGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

Guess it wasn't ment to be. Maybe next time.

[ - ] klbpeepGood: 6Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

Hope you like strawberry..LOL!! I think your above average ;)

[ - ] akheltonGood: 9Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

after reading this i immediatly grabbed a watermelon flavored dum-dum out of my movie basket for myself and a mystery flavor for my buddy just to test it out. her mystery was watermelon. well done dum-dums

[ - ] Hs4496Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Lol that is amazing.

[ - ] singinintherain23Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

life works in mysterious ways... :]

[ - ] DifferantFlavorsOfHappyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

:D!!!! Awesomeness ;)

[ - ] alexa345Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

wow i would of been alittle bad bcs i would want somthing other than strawberry.lol

[ - ] lifelovejaceGood: 3Bad: 102 years, 6 months ago

THE MYSTERY FLAVORED DUM DUMS ARE ACTUALLY TWO DIFFERENT FLAVORS COMBINED, THEY DO THIS SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO STOP AND CLEAN THE MACHINES WHEN THEY CHANGE FLAVORS

[ - ] OswaldthefourthGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 6 months ago

Thank you for not spelling flavor as flavour to try and gain credibility with faux britishness

[ - ] katroseGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 6 months ago

we australians also spell it flavour. without 'u' its just weird.

[ - ] andylovesmcfcGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

shut the hell up and stop dissing us brits. FLAVOUR!!!!

[ - ] cakewomanGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

HONOUR! COLOUR! LABOUR! FAVOURITE!

[ - ] xlilpinkidancerxGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 6 months ago

OMG!!!!! that exact thing happened to me.

[ - ] TripleClickGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

That Happens to me alll the time

[ - ] sanfranbaseballGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 6 months ago

you dumdum give me gumgum haha

[ - ] IamJuliaGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 6 months ago

one i chose a mystery, and it was pineapple banna split. it was DISGUSTING

[ - ] moofinzGood: 4Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

Sometimes I feel that "MLIA" should be "MLID", my life is disappointing.

[ - ] IheartcandyGood: 1Bad: 42 years, 6 months ago

This has happened to me... kinda. I had like cherry and then the mystery flavor was cherry....

[ - ] Mike_litorisGood: 11Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Alas. I got an earwax flavoured dumdum.

[ - ] moofinzGood: 0Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

Mystery flavored dum-dums are two flavors combined.

[ - ] MageorehGood: 0Bad: 112 years, 5 months ago

http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=3e3ed08968642a222604c8806878d72a

[ - ] cakewomanGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

lamee. stupid spam

[ - ] twihardlover123Good: 0Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

wats a dumdum

[ - ] Maccally1Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

It's a kind of lollipop.

[ - ] laurasheppGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I gooded this one due to its skillful use of the semicolon.

[ - ] GuitarIsWickedGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755 my MLIA is better!!!! lol :)

[ - ] jellybeanerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No, it's not.

[ - ] cakewomanGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

rather crap.

[ - ] cakewomanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

rather crap.

[ - ] blackrose13Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

really it was all the flavor cuz when they change the dum dum and put mystery flavor its how they change it to a now flavor for the old so it could have had 1/2 blue berry and 1/2 strawberry

[ - ] BooshFeverGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

what the fudge is a dum dum

[ - ] Frostillicus1356Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

What the hell is a dum dum??

[ - ] birdloverGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

A lollipop. Google it :D

[ - ] ILuvPercyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

A Dum Dum is a sucker that is freakin tiny.

[ - ] hatgirl46Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

that happened to me today. the exact same scenario, flavor and all. :D

[ - ] dcl120Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

i watched a tv show on the mystery flavor dum dums and they may come close to the flavor but they are not the exact. The mystery is the flavors that are mixed.

[ - ] michhGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

this is the best average post in a long time. (:

[ - ] jumpingrooftopsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Same thing happened to me but with airheads

[ - ] StaticAgeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Yes, the mystery flavors are two flavors mixed, but it still tasted like strawberry. :)

[ - ] mypetduckGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

O_O I just had a mystery Dum Dum! I liked it better than the bubble gum one I have in my mouth now. :P

[ - ] andylovesmcfcGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

i have never tasted a dum dum :( im from england though

[ - ] biochemGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

This is officially my favorite MLIA. Except the ones I posted, obviously. Of those, my favorite is: Today I read this post: "Today I realized that despite how much MLIAers claim to hate Twilight, almost half of the posts are about seeing New Moon. MLIA" in the "best this week" section. Mere inches to the right was an ad saying Breaking Dawn is casting extras. Best irony ever? MLIA I don't know why it hasn't been published yet. It's only been two days though lol...

[ - ] StaticAgeGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Aww, thanks. :) Hahaha, that is rather ironic. XD

[ - ] biochemGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Glad you enjoyed, but seriously learn how to click reply, please? I had to read that like four times to realize you were talking to me.

[ - ] StaticAgeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Yeah, I think I can handle clicking reply, I just forgot. Sorry.

[ - ] Jules1995Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I LOVE DUMDUMS!!!!!!!!

[ - ] zombiekiller27Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

this happened to me yesterday =]

[ - ] annie2000Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

what are dum dums??? i have no idea what it is but good for you mystery is cool but that would be annoying

[ - ] keri823Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

how have you lived your life without knowing what dum dums are???

[ - ] bwayriddGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

just so you know... you didn't get just strawberry... Dum Dum Mystery flavors are where one flavor ends and another begins. so it was an adventure that you just didn't know about huzah!

[ - ] keri823Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

i dont get that....

[ - ] StaticAgeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

We've established this already. Yeah, they are two flavors; still tasted like strawberry.

[ - ] ILuvPercyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Now that is insane!

[ - ] guesssGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

wow you life most be INTENSE OP

[ - ] StaticAgeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ha, completely!

[ - ] pumpkinbunnyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I love this, it is perfect MlIA material. it does not involve ninjas or old people or wierd little kids. it could happen to anybody and is very average, yet i still laughed. well done.

[ - ] kawaiibaby11ajGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

it was perfectly meant to be.

[ - ] freesushiGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Its not possible, the "mystery flavor" is actually a mix of two flavors so that the company doesn't have to waste anything. Sources: Teacher and TV shows.

[ - ] eyebrowshaverGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

*watching world crash down*

[ - ] sjm510Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

This is a perfect example of how an MLIA post can be entertaining AND actually average all at the same time! I did not know that was possible until now.

[ - ] StaticAgeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Thanks.

[ - ] neilzbradleyGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

win :)

[ - ] erinp08Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!

[ - ] JansieSnullGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

i think of this whenever I eat dumdum lollipops. I will either choose Strawberry or Mystery! ONE TIME MY MYSTERY WAS STRAWBERRY!!! I FLIPPED!!!!

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