Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA
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to funny wait what is a big wheel?
a bigwheel is one of those like...harley davidson things with 3 wheels for like 3 year-olds...lol
Today*,* I* was walking along the street when I* stepped in what appeared* to be dog shit.* I* took off my shoe and smelled* it.* It* was only mud.* I* kept walking.* MLIA.*
u could use poo instead of S-word
lol
awesome.
Now THIS is average, unlike these new ninja, harry potter, mystery google trends :[
adventure was not meant for you
Story Of My Life :]
lol
good one
well, mr Applessauce, it might have been strawberry and some-other flavor, but it can still taste significantly strawberry flavored! HAHA! Now I win!
:) it made me smile that you reffered to him as mr. applessauce
haa thats what i was thinking :)
I hate it when people put smileys in MLIA comments..
Why? =D
My Spanish teacher used to give out DUM DUMS, I always chose mystery flavor, it was always Root Beer (about 5 times in a row).
I learned from "unwrapped" that the mystery flavor is the batch that is
created between flavor batches. while they are changing it from strawberry
to root beer, the crap that comes out as a mix is "mystery" Little fun
fact for ya.
rofl.
=p
haha...fail. that would annoy me soo much
FUNNY. Congratulations.
awesome
lol i would've gotten the bubblegum flavored
or pinapple.
omg this MLIA just made my day :D :L
seems like a win/win to me
Guess it wasn't ment to be.
Maybe next time.
Hope you like strawberry..LOL!!
I think your above average ;)
after reading this i immediatly grabbed a watermelon flavored dum-dum out of my movie basket for myself and a mystery flavor for my buddy just to test it out. her mystery was watermelon. well done dum-dums
life works in mysterious ways... :]
:D!!!! Awesomeness ;)
wow i would of been alittle bad bcs i would want somthing other than strawberry.lol
Thank you for not spelling flavor as flavour to try and gain credibility with faux britishness
we australians also spell it flavour. without 'u' its just weird.
shut the hell up and stop dissing us brits. FLAVOUR!!!!
OMG!!!!! that exact thing happened to me.
That Happens to me alll the time
you dumdum give me gumgum
haha
Sometimes I feel that "MLIA" should be "MLID", my life is disappointing.
This has happened to me... kinda. I had like cherry and then the mystery flavor was cherry....
Alas. I got an earwax flavoured dumdum.
It's a kind of lollipop.
I gooded this one due to its skillful use of the semicolon.
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755 my MLIA is better!!!! lol :)
really it was all the flavor cuz when they change the dum dum and put mystery flavor its how they change it to a now flavor for the old so it could have had 1/2 blue berry and 1/2 strawberry
what the fudge is a dum dum
What the hell is a dum dum??
A lollipop. Google it :D
A Dum Dum is a sucker that is freakin tiny.
that happened to me today. the exact same scenario, flavor and all. :D
i watched a tv show on the mystery flavor dum dums and they may come close to the flavor but they are not the exact. The mystery is the flavors that are mixed.
this is the best average post in a long time. (:
Same thing happened to me but with airheads
Yes, the mystery flavors are two flavors mixed, but it still tasted like strawberry. :)
O_O I just had a mystery Dum Dum! I liked it better than the bubble gum one I have in my mouth now. :P
i have never tasted a dum dum :( im from england though
This is officially my favorite MLIA. Except the ones I posted, obviously. Of those, my favorite is:
Today I read this post: "Today I realized that despite how much MLIAers claim to hate Twilight, almost half of the posts are about seeing New Moon. MLIA" in the "best this week" section. Mere inches to the right was an ad saying Breaking Dawn is casting extras. Best irony ever? MLIA
I don't know why it hasn't been published yet. It's only been two days though lol...
Aww, thanks. :) Hahaha, that is rather ironic. XD
Glad you enjoyed, but seriously learn how to click reply, please? I had to read that like four times to realize you were talking to me.
Yeah, I think I can handle clicking reply, I just forgot. Sorry.
I LOVE DUMDUMS!!!!!!!!
this happened to me yesterday =]
what are dum dums??? i have no idea what it is but good for you mystery is cool but that would be annoying
how have you lived your life without knowing what dum dums are???
just so you know... you didn't get just strawberry... Dum Dum Mystery flavors are where one flavor ends and another begins. so it was an adventure that you just didn't know about huzah!
i dont get that....
We've established this already. Yeah, they are two flavors; still tasted like strawberry.
Now that is insane!
wow you life most be INTENSE OP
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